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2010

19

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens’ See Thru Does Airport Security of the Day

I know that once Disney get their hands off this bitch, all hell is gonna break loose, because I can tell that she pushes her contractual limits as hard as she can, but isn’t an idiot willing to lose all the stupid money she gets paid for a little slutty instinct she’s got deep rooted in her core like so many girls exploited by their parents at a young age by being sold to the Disney Execs to have their way with them in exchange for a fat check, so despite her “nudes” that were leaked back when she was 17 and didn’t know about bikini waxes, but did know about SEXTING and taking the right kind of pictures for her boyfriends, just imagine where experience, not caring about what others think since we’ve all seen her shit, is gonna take this girl…..Here is a see-thru shirt, cuz she’s living on the edge, but in a few years, when Disney is done with her, and her fake relationship with a gay kid is contractually over, I know we’re talking some hardcore porn….I’m already ready for it…

Here’s a little airport porn bonus…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2010

19

Aug

Eve’s Shitty See Through of the Day

This is supposed to be pictures of Eve. She is the ghetto rapper bitch with paw tattoos on her tits, a tattoo that inspired so many strippers to follow her lead, because like any great ad exec will tell you, the paw print on the tit represents animal instinct of wanting to put your paws all up and down her tits, it’s on some deep psychological level, even if the tits aren’t substantial, it’s like some kind of McDonald’s ad that makes me want to have a Big Mac, only instead of Big Macs, it’s rapper tit….and unfortunately this see thru is so shitty you can’t even see the tattoos that paved the way for some many gutter whores dancing on poles…you can’t see nipple…all you can really see is bra strap and there’s nothing hot about that…unless of course you have an Eve fetish, in which case, you may want to have that shit looked at, cuz that’s just not normal.

Posted in:Eve

2010

19

Aug

Ellen Pompeo Brings the Question of the Day of the Day

Have any of you ever jerked off to Ellen Pompeo?

(cuz I’m having a hard time beleiving anyone ever would, I’ve always found her old and sloppy looking, and she hasn’t really every been featured in slutty situations, other than her whole pregnancy, cuz pregnancy means taking load inside your slut pussy, and even in these almost see through workout clothes she is vile, but I wouldn’t put it past any of you so that is the question of the day, I didn’t ask it cuz I don’t want to know, so answer it)

Posted in:Ellen Pompeo

2010

19

Aug

Alexandra Ella’s Legs Distract Me From Her Weird Fucking Face of the Day

This is a weird looking human…I don’t know who she is…possibly because she’s a weird looking human being…but since I am the information source to all you idiots, I decided to read her IMDB and the only thing I recognized was “Can’t Hardly Wait” where she played the important “Giggle Girl” who was uncredited….cuz everyone was distracted by Jennifer Love’s tits…but the girl does have legs in one of those late night encounters where you want to get off with another person cuz you are alone and crave human contact…and have limited options but figure you can focus on her good body parts to distract you from the mangled accidented face….

Here she is showing off leg at some event, where she wasn’t hired to scare the kids, but could have been….

Posted in:Alexandra Ella

2010

19

Aug

Diora Baird’s Prosthetic Nipple in Night of the Demons of the Day

Do you remember Diora Baird? I don’t. It turns out that she was that bitch in Wedding Crashers that everyone freaked out over cuz she has fat tits, but who never really made much of a comeback since. It also turns out that Posts Cleavage Pics on Twitter to Gain Followers and who got fully topless in some Terry Richardson looking photoshoot , so I know them tits are alright….

Her new breakout role is some horror flick called Night of Demons, this is the exclusive trailer that isn’t exclusive to me but to the site I stole it from, cuz like a pirate, I take what I want, you see some titty for half a second, and if you’re horny enough, that’ll be good enough, kinda like memories of the days we all jerked off to scrambled porn.

Unfortunately, the tits in the trailer aren’t her actual tits, they are prosthetics, but some of you creeps may be into prosthetics, but in the event you don’t read my posts or click my links…here are the real deal.

Posted in:Diora Baird

2010

19

Aug

Shauna Sand’s Dirty Trash Can Ass Still In Her Bikini of the Day

The one constant in my life is that Shauna Sand bikini pictures will one surface at least once a month.

I wonder if Shauna Sand dates all these pretty-boy gay looking male prostitutes because they prostitutes and will escort anyone who pays them enough, because there’s no reason other than money that anyone, gay or straight would have sex with her, especially after the release of her Shauna Sand Exposed Sex Tape where her performance was lazy at best, maybe because her plastic surgery makes it hard for her to move, or maybe her anorexia makes it hard for her to muster up the energy, or maybe she figures she’s paying a motherfucker, she might as well lay there and enjoy it…and luckily for them her hard face and pussy that looks like the “after” pictures of a testicular cancer patient, something they can relate to, cuz at least it looks like it once had testicles in it, but more importantly she probably just lets the fuck her up her dirty ass to pretend she’s a dude to get through it…I just know it should be featured on the next season of Dirty Jobs….but I guess none of that matters, cuz she’s clearly a very good family woman, who takes her kids out on her really creepy sexual escapades with young men, but makes time for them to watch her hump the motherfucker in the water….a winning formula for a successful upbringing…

Here she is at a costume change….

Posted in:Shauna Sand

2010

19

Aug

Laura Linney Titty on The Big C of the Day

The Big C is apparently a TV show about a woman with terminal cancer. Sounds fun, maybe I’m just saying that cuz I hate my wife and can’t wait for the day I get that news.

It got a record number of viewers when it premiered on Monday. Precious is on it, I think her role is the cancer eating fat kid who eats everything that comes her way, saving the fucking day after eating one of Laura Linney’s breasts off, cuz it was the closest thing that fatness could find to fried chicken….but then again maybe their ideas for the show aren’t quite on the same page as mine…so while I think about obese zombies from the projects who cure cancer…you can watch this clip of this bitch Laura Linney, who you may remember from the instant 1995 classic “Congo”, flashing a little nipple on the show

Posted in:Laura Linney

2010

19

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I am singing gospel music to cleanse my soul while watching amateur porn to not cleanse it too much…I like to try to balance things out….I mean that’s the reason why I like to ask fat chicks and skinny chicks to give me handjobs an equal amount of times and they like to say no an equal amount of times…which is pretty much always…cuz bitches need to be romanced and shit and don’t just like getting to the fucking point of why I am talking to them….and I guess I don’t like getting to the point either…cuz here are my stepLINKS…while I go tend to a food allergy I’ve left all over my bathtub….Livin’ Large.

Blake Lively Sluts Out in Some Magazine
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Anna Paquin Naked….
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Tila Tequila Performing Topless
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The 10 Hottest Indonesian Women
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Because I Like to Give Gifts I Know You Will Use
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Jayde Nicole Short Shorts
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The 12 Hottest Fanbases in College Football
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Liz Hurley Panty Upskirt
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Claire Danes Because I Used to Want to Fuck Her Before She Became Irrelevant
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Sammie and Her Self Pics
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Ashley is Hot While Doing Her Homework
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Sandra Knows How to Self Pleasure – VIDEO
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A Little Angelina Jolie Anyone?
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Halle Berry is Elegant, I’ll Give Her That
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CAT FIGGGGGGGHHHHHTTT!!!! MEOWWW!
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How To: Tramatize Your Child on Their Thrid Birthday
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Oh My Bridgette
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Kristina is Lookin’ Good in White
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Move Over Snooki, There’s A New Jersey Shore Panty Flasher In Town…
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Georgia Jones and Lana Lopez – VIDEO
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Big Brother Is Watching You…..Jerk It In The Shower
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God Damn Monica Cruz is Hot
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Tila Tequila Performed Topless In Front Of Juggalos and Here are the Pics
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Kristen Bell Bikini Body
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In Case You Missed Kelly Brooke in Playboy
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Beatrice Chirita Gallery
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Marketa is Worth Taking a Look At
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Cam Teen Flashes
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Blake Lively is Leggy
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You’re Gonna Love the Music Store Guys As Much as I Do – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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5 Things To Consider Before Beginning Your Super-Villain Career
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Check Out Tracy
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This is How You Get Chicks – VIDEO
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Fat Kid Gets Knocked the Fuck Out – VIDEO
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Paris Hilton Just Because
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Summerlicious Sluts
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Check Out Mollie King
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How About Some Porn Fun Facts
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Kim Kardashian is Entirely Hairless, Also Delusional
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Some Model Named Maya’s Fat Titties in a Photoshoot
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This is How to Smoke Crack – I think he’s full of shit – but whatever

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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

18

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the news – I’ll spare you the commentary….cuz I realize that I am that guy who talks too damn much all the time…and I know I get annoying…so even in explaining why I don’t wanna do commentary…I ended up doing commentary…so just watch the clips of the world we live in…

Correction Officer Tazed After Arrested On DUI “I Wanna Hammer Fist You!”

Video shows a high ranking Vermont corrections official being Tased during a drunk driving arrest last year. Corrections Officer Barry Mulcahy becomes increasing agitated throughout the course of the video, verbally assaulting three different officers. He is eventually Tased.

Baltimore Firefighter Assaults Transvestite Prostitute with Hammer

Crazy Looking Dad Arrested for Throwing Remote Control at Son

Scott Lackey was arrested for throwing a remote control at his 8 year-old son because his ADD was getting on his nerves

Lowes customer bitten by rattlesnake in AZ

He was only looking to landscape his lawn when an Ocala Lowes customer got the fright of his life after being bit by a pygmy rattlesnake.

FDA Approves 5-Day After Pill

Pair Want to Put Breathalyzers in Bars

Two Wisconsin college students say they want to keep drunk drivers off the roads. They have come up with an idea they say will work — breathalyzers in bars.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

18

Aug

Lookin’ Up Liz Hurley’s Skirt of the Day

Liz Hurley owns a bathing suit company, but for some reason, she’s never in a fucking bathing suit. I guess she’s insecure about her body. But not insecure enough to pay attention to her dresses behavior in the wind and I guess this is the closest we’ve come to seeing her half naked in a long time, and I’m not even sure what it is I am looking at. It could be panties, it could be a bikini, all I know is that it’s not pussy and despite knowing some weird things have been in and out of that shit, like Hugh Grant, kids and whatever else along the way, maybe the panties or bathing suit are a good thing….I guess for a bitch known for her tits…this is a let down, but as far as I’m concerned looking a bitch’s dress is never disappointing, unless of course she turns out having a dick…which is a whole other story we don’t really need to waste our time with…

Posted in:Liz Hurley