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2010

20

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Hides her Ugly Face of the Day

If you read the site, you will know that after seeing Ashley Tisdale smiling at last year’s teen choice awards, for winning best female performer, or something equally paid off for and stupid sounding, I felt a need to prove the world that she’s not the best at anything, and put her in her ugly girl place, cuz there’s one thing I hate in the world, and that’s ugly chicks who think they are hot…

So we’ve established in our “Ugly Watch” that she’s got a busted up face, despite the plastic surgery, she looks seriously inbred….I know we’ve succeeded cuz she’s covering the fuck up now, so no one can be tainted by her disgustingness and so everyone can focus on her body, something she works really hard to maintain, but despite all her efforts leaves her with a boring looking ass…

I won’t be happy til Tisdale is too scared to leave her house. So the ugly watch continues….

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2010

20

Aug

Tila Tequila’s Crazy Tits of the Day

Don’t get me wrong, I love when a useless whore I can’t stand gets beat the fuck down as much as the next guy, but it annoys me when a useless whore I can’t stand is playing up the fact that she got beat down, even though she didn’t get beat the fuck down, cuz it gets her on TV….it makes me want to see her get taken out back and shot like Old Yeller for being broken and wasting all our fucking time…

When is this bitch going to release a sex tape already. It has been her calling for a long fucking time and she’s been ignoring it because she’s done pretty good without it, but the time has fucking come to step up and stop the yard and the fact that she has no shame means it’s on its way…and finally I’ll be able to like her for the midget, asian, fake tit, cunt who once gave me free vodka she is….

Posted in:Tila Tequila

2010

20

Aug

Whitney Port Does Retirement Right of the Day

Unfortunately, I have to say I respect this girl not for retiring gracefully from the limelight after her overrated piece of shit show got canceled….but for retiring skinny. There are just too many retired bitches with grey hair, sloppy bodies, saggy tits, into baking and taking afternoon nap, early bird specials and knitting….while this bitch just walks around in silky shorts with eating disorder legs that are pornographic to me….not because Whitney Port is pornographic to me…but because eating disorders are…since they prove my contribution to the world by calling every bitch fat…is slowly getting these twats insecure enough to do something about it…if anything people like me are modern day Richard Simmons, but a lot less fun to look at….

Posted in:Whitney Port

2010

20

Aug

Kim Kardashian Tits at her own Premiere of the Day

I guess the one thing good about Kim Kardashian, is that she knows how to get attention….sure it’s pretty fucking obvious behavior that every slut knows at a young age, pretty elementary level behavior that the girl who used to stuff her bra in the sixth grade could have strategized with her on, but I guess we are very elementary level people, cuz I know tits, cleavage, fucking on camera, round asses, bikinis and everything that makes this lazy bitch known get my attention…and the fact that her useless, nobody, talentless, man face is known proves it gets the attention of a whole lot of other people too…

So here she is working as hard as she can work for everything she’s got….pornstars don’t deserve this kind of success. You can all blame Ryan Seacrest for this….

Here are some of the other sluts at the event….

What the fuck is goin on with this one….how do people like this exist and why aren’t I hanging with them….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

20

Aug

Kristen McMenamy is Some Model With Nudity of the Day

Reminder. This site is a fashion and entertainment site. I post models and their nipples to showcase the clothing they are wearing and the craftsmanship that went into said clothing. I also do it to celebrate artistic vision, clever photography, proper framing and use of lighting, but most importantly to celebrate nipple and the sluts they are attached to willing to get topless for a little more or to get ahead in their competitive world of bitches who hardly work and get overpaid.

Posted in:Kristen McMenamy

2010

20

Aug

Snooki’s Sloppy Ass Tells Stories of the Day

When I look at asses shaped like this, and bodies shaped like this, and faces shaped like this, and legs shaped like this- I find it hard to believe the cunt this is attached to has made it in the world. It makes me question what is wrong with our world, when pussy this dumpy gets ahead. Not that Jersey Shore is actually “making it” or “getting ahead” but it’s a hell of a lot further along that any of the drunk idiots I know…including myself…and that depresses me…There is nothing appealing about this slob. If anything it is fucking vile and sure, I get she does it for laughs cuz she’s a joke, like the clown that she is, but I don’t think that’s not enough to warrant a bitch getting paid the way Snooki does….MTV must die for polluting us with these people….

Posted in:Snooki

2010

20

Aug

Jennifer Aniston in her Tight Dress of the Day

I love how Jennifer Aniston has maintained her body all these years. Sure there may be a whole lot of SPANX under this dress, but when your husband rejects a family with you and runs off with a hotter bitch, it probably does enough damage to make you step up your fucking game….but despite all her effort, she still can’t convince a dude to stick around for more than a few weeks, cuz clearly there’s something wrong with her personality….or maybe just her uterus…either way she just sucks….

Here are some Upskirt Pictures I missed yesterday cuz I suck at the Internet and drink too much…I think this is just Jennifer Aniston’s uterus’ way of crying for help….you know someone to impregnate it cuz Aniston’s not doing a good enough job getting it knocked up on its own…she just kept getting left hanging…so the pussy had to step in and try to make moves cuz they are running out of time….

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2010

20

Aug

Shakira’s Ass is Golden of the Day

I was hanging with a black guy the other day and all he kept talking about was how he hates fucking black girls and that Shakira is perfection. It got weird when he started demonstrating her dance to show just how amazing this slut is and I guess any big ass white girl with blonde hair who knows how to jiggle would be perfection to every single black dude in the world, and a whole lot of other dudes…

SO despite Shakira being older, thicker, boring, still flat chested, here she is getting down in her new music video for my new scary friend who really liked her way too much, and the other 100,000,000 people who watched her last video….even if I find the shit kinda dull….it’s still worth checking out…

Posted in:Shakira

2010

20

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I took the afternoon off because I was flying in private jets to luxury villas where I was greeted by half naked locals eager to suck my dick, and by flying in private jets to luxury villas where I was greeted by half naked locals eager to suck my dick, I mean I had some errands involving taking my wife to the hospital, unfortunately not for an emergency she didn’t survive, but for her disability check I live off of….see her getting examined lead to me spending the day drunk and now I’m back with my stepLINKS…lucky you.

Kelly Brooke and Her Tits Premiere Pirhana 3D
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I Had a Feeling Jennifer Aniston Was a Man and Now That Feeling Has Been Confirmed
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This Sexy Spanish Girl Has The Fattest Ass You’ve Ever Seen (PICS)
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Victoria Silvstedt Flashes Her Cunt
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Because I Know They Are Easy on the Eyes
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Riley Steele’s Shitty Little Pornstar Boobs She Shoulda Never Got
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More of Tila Tequila and Her Tits at the Gathering of the Juggalos
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Sexy Golfer Sara Horn
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Anna Paquin See Through Throwback
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Drew Barrymoe Just Cause
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Say Hi to Kaylani
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And a Little Bit of Ashley
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Peaches and Her Friend Don’t Need a Dick – VIDEO
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This Guy Lives Eats and Drinks Like He’s a Dog and Now I Have Officially Seen Everything – VIDEO
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Model at Midnight: Teresa Lourenco
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I Almost Forgot How Hot Doutzen Kroes Was
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Holy fuck Iron Maiden Knows How to Have a Good Time
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Mmmmmmm Kayden Cross
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Latin Babe of the Day
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Rebecca Creskoff Totally Naked, Totally Hot
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Marlena Shows Her Freaky Side
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Oh Lord Eva Mendes
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And MORE Angelina Jolie
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Katie Price Is Good At Sex, So Says Katie Price
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Lindsay Lohan is Proof That in Hollywood You Just Fail Upwards
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Now THIs is a Kinda of Felicity I Can Get Into
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And MORE Lohan – VIDEO
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Nicola Roberts is Strawberry Blonde
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Amateur Strippers Gallery
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Busty Slut Shakes Big Jugs
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She Can’t Act for Shit But Jessica Alba Can Look Alright When She Wants To
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I Could Tell You But I’d Have to Kill You – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Are My Eyes Decieving Me Or is Pam Anderson Actually Wearing Clothing?
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Guess Who Blake Lively is Probably Boning?
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It’s Nipple Time! – VIDEO
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Stripteae of the Day
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Liz Hurley and Her Big Ol’ Tits
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Playmate Olivia Paige
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9 Fictional Love Triangles Any Guy Wishes He Could Be In
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And Here Some Bangin Titties
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Playboy Twin Showing Off Her Playboy Ass in Some Staged Bikini Pictures
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

19

Aug

Svetlana Lazareva in her Cheap Monday Jeans of the Day

Since I am officially a fashion site now. I figure part of my responsibility to you is to introduce you to lesser known models who happen to have a name that everyone I know uses when mocking hot immigrant pussy…especially when they are pulling some pretty pornographic shots that aren’t pornographic cuz they are shot to indirectly promote some jeans company called Cheap Monday…cuz fashion is pornographic, it just the more socially acceptable variety that doesn’t involve penetration, but still features women getting paid to do virtually nothing half naked, just cuz people like the look of them and the fact that they are willing to get down to a variety of nakedness.

Either way, remember this is a Fashion site….I don’t want you guys to get the wrong idea and ruin my chances at Privat Islands and Rolls Royces and Villas in the Mediterranean and whatever else it is that fashion people do.

Posted in:Svetlana Lazareva