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2010

10

Aug

Candice Swanpoel Ass at the Incredible Bra Launch of the Day

Candice Swanpoel is wearing the best outfit I think any model has ever worn to one of these bullshit store launches….seriously….normally these bitches don’t take this shit seriously and show up in jeans..but this bitch decided to wear a serious fucking outfit and that’s pretty much all I have to say about that cuz really what else needs to be said…especially from a drunken idiot who has no busines having an opinion anyway….

Other bitches were at the event too, but really who cares about them…

Posted in:Candice Swanpoel|Victoria's Secret

2010

10

Aug

Kelly Brook’s Nude Picture in Playboy of the Day

I love that Playboy is pushing that you will soon be able to see Kelly Brook nude in Playboy…when every perverted idiot with the internet knows that Kelly Brook has been nude a lot in her career prior to 3 months ago when the Pirhana 3D team started pushing her hard….it’s like all you need is some google and you will see that getting naked for money WAS her career….Her natural huge tits were the key to her success, even if it took her decades to get to this level, and it’s really not like seeing Miley Cyrus or some shit in Playboy….but I guess my philosophy of celebrating bitches getting naked means I gotta get excited about the shit….

So while you wait for Playboy to drop, you should check out these naked in Pirhana 3D pics that were released since they are the people behind her recent celebrity….or you could just you use google you can find more naked pics of her cuz she was a topless for money kinda slut long before playboy….

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2010

10

Aug

Lisa Catara’s Ass and Titties in Some Shit Called Charile Valentine of the Day

I don’t know who Lisa Catara and that is probably why she is getting naked in movies where she plays some pig who fucks really old dudes in movies and I guess that is a fetish to some people, mainly people who probably don’t know how to watch this clip, because they are too busy stroked in a wheel chair or dead, or girls with grandaddy issues….you know grandpa didn’t hug her enough kinda bullshit….

Posted in:Lisa Catara

2010

10

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

I’ve been sucking today. They are filming a movie outside my house and I got models all over the fucking place. It must be for a hip hop video, you know keeping things gutter with big booty bitches in thongs, but I don’t really care what it is for…I’m loving it…like the fat bitch from Ohio loves Mcdonalds….and figure I deserve lazy staring at fat asses too…

Here is the news….

OH Woman Fights McDonald’s Employees Over McNuggets

A Toledo, Ohio woman was told that she couldn’t order Chicken McNuggets because the McDonald’s was serving breakfast, so she started fighting employees at the drive-thru window and was arrested for vandalism

Drunk Driver Drives Himself to Jail
James Hubble, Ohio man called 911 to tell the Lorain County Sheriff’s Office to let them know that he was driving drunk and wanted to turn himself in rather than wait for officers to come get him at the roadside and drove to the Sheriff’s Office.

Stripper Drags Man to Death Under Car
An Ohio stripper dragged a man to his death in Ohio while driving

PA Woman Uses Dirty Diaper in Road Rage

A Western Pennsylvania woman threw a diaper at another car and then smeared it across the back window in a fit or road rage

Caught on Tape: MBTA Attack in Dudley

Cop gets a cane to the head

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2010

10

Aug

Scarlett Fay in her Bikini of the Day

Here is the pornstar who is playing Lohan in the the Lohan porno…the same girl who is less damaged than Lohan and getting fucked as Lohan cuz being Lohan is an easy thing to mock…and here she is on her quest to fame as this is the peak of her bullshit porno career…..and she’s wearing a bikini in staged bikini pictures and I have no idea why…but I guess it has to do with asshole paparazzi agencies having nothing better to take pictures of than this insignificant twat who I think I want have dinner with and discuss how many abortions she’s had, cuz that’s real life porn to me…

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2010

10

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s PR Team Continues Their Hustle of the Day

I am convinced that Lohan’s team are crafting a strategy to win her an Academy Award. I am convinced the jail and rehab are just tactics to get the bitch in the news and to strike a chord with the public into thinking she’s getting her life together and that the poor girl has a fucked up family and upbringing…..and here she is doing what she can to get it together….but they don’t want their efforts to go unnoticed so every couple of days when she is in lock-up or lockdown or rehab…..they release slutty pics of her and here are some of the latest…

No wait, that’s not Lohan, that’s stills from the Lohan Porno….which is pretty much the same shit only porn chicks are less damaged…..

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2010

10

Aug

Breakdancing Granny to Lift Your Spirits of the Day

This has as much sex appeal as the dancing baby on Aly Mcbeal….no I didn’t ever watch that show cuz I am not a lesbian but here is a video I saw of some old lady, or hipster who dyed her hair grey to look ironic, or maybe she was just some homeless person who found some E or meth outside some afterparty that took place in an alley and the trash on my facebook is going nuts over this – so I figured I’d post this for you as I ride the Montana Fishburne fame….

Posted in:Breakdancing|Granny

2010

10

Aug

Montana Fishburne Porn Exclusive of the Day

I was sent this exclusive clip of Montana Fisburne’s Porn Tape everyone is talking about, cuz I am the best site on the internet nobody reads….

The sad truth is that this bitch coulda been a 300 pound hermaphrodite with a rash, acne scars and herpes scabs and this porn woulda still been worth jerking off to.

The complexity of what is happening in this is just too much for me to even grasp. It’s like my pornstars are usually poor rape victims from broken homes/trailer parks and not the daughter of some dude we’ve all seen in movies. It’s like celebrity babies gone wild….

The reason this is so hot, whether this bitch is hot or not, whether you are a racist and think cross breeding is the devil’s work or not, whether seeing Laurence Fishburne with ladyparts is something you’re into or not, is not because it’s some white on black standard porn, it goes deeper than that because she doesn’t have to be doing this. She coulda gone to school, lived off her dad’s money…she coulda got him to pay for a record deal, or a movie deal, or anything…but instead she decided to rebel in a way far more fun than neck tattoos and drug charges….

It’s like when my rich friend asked her dad for 1000 dollars for a coat and he said no so she told him she was gonna strip to scare him into giving her the 1000 dollars….only she never had any plan on stripping…she just said it cuz her dad was easy to manipulate…only this chick did it and instead of stripping, she did porn…..

Now I’ve heard of rich sluts filling the void with dick…but I’ve never seen it in video….especailly not produced porn video….and I think this is gonna inspire a whole lot of unexpected talent in a whole new career path that involves seeing them get fucked…

My dream that one day everyone will have a sex tape for me to jerk off to is slowly coming true…one sex tape at a time…now if only the girl who works at my local pharmacy got up on this…buying hemorrhoid meds would be far more entertaining….

So watch the clip. She is 19 was arrested for prostitution last year…clearly she likes to fuck and knows her worth as a creature with a vagina….and let her inspire, influence and mentor more 19 year olds who haven’t seen the light yet….I’m drunk.

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Posted in:Montana Fishburne

2010

09

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

When I am not too busy jotting down every sexual encounter I have had the last 24 years for a book I am self publishing on scrap paper, I try to convince girls to get naked on webcam for me, but since my wife gets mad at me for watching girls on webcam as she never leaves the house and hears me talking to chicks…

Since I want to see every girl I knows vagina, I have changed my strategy for them to webcam with each other, in some kind of almost lesbian way, and to describe it to me with screenshots and so far it’s been as successful as my previous seduction method in seeing every girl I knows vagina, cuz all of no pussy has done it…I suck at the internet…and I was too drunk to realize this…but I also suck in real life….because I’m just not patient enough and my manipulation is way too transparent that girls just find me gross and like a horny frat boy…when what girls want is to be seduced and who really has time for that..especially when all I want is to see their pussy and every other pussy of every girl I’ve ever crossed paths with ….I like to think of it as an art project I’m working on..

Here are my stepLINKS

Megan Fox Makes Hot Faces
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Betty White and Sandra Bullock Go Ass to Asss
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UFC’s Rachelle Leah’s Hottest Photoshoot Ever
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Because the Odds Are Like 1000 to 1 That You Didn’t Get Laid Last Night
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Natasha Alam is Some Slut I’ve Never Heard of in Lingerie
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The Top 25 Cheerleaders That Will Lead to The Top College Football Predictions
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Angelina Jolie is See Through
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Robin Wright Is Still Tasty
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Nikki and Her Self Pics
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Donna is Looking Hot in Cut Offs
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Extremw Fisting…and Footing
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Mel B’s Body is Lookin’ Tight in a Bikini
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Maggie Makes Lingerie Look Good
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Falemd Grilled Face Thanks to the BBQ – VIDEO
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Girls Get Their Tits Out – GALLERY
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Jessica Houston and Laylin Marie in Black and White. Wow
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Snookie’s Panties Are Hanging Out and They Are White
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Brooke Belle Nikki Rhodes & Chelsie Rae VIDEO
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God Damn Kelly Brooke
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Taylor Momsen On Her Vibrator, Fucking Priests And Justin Bieber
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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Mischa Barton is So Fucking Haggard
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Ashley Greene is in a Bikini
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Hot Babes, Lesbian Action – VIDEO
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Streaker Fail – VIDEO
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And More Teen Choice Motherload
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Spring Break Sluts – GALLERY
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Parkour Fail Faceplant – VIDEO
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Megan Fox X Armani Sizzles
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The 50 Funniest Porn Parodies Of Mainstream Movies
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Eve Angle is Nude on a Motorbike
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A First Look at Kelly Brookes Playboy Pics
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Melissa Ryecrfot Will Have You Thinking Naughty Thoughts
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QVC Product Fails – VIDEO
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Fat Kid Slaps His Mother – VIDEO
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These Chinese CGI Dramatic Re-Enactments Are Hilarious, And Here’s a Another One
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Stripper Practice – VIDEO
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Mel Gibson Quotes With Photographic Context
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The Top 7 Natural Breasted Pornstars
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Katy Perry Shows the Legal Limit of Cleavage Allowed on TV
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

09

Aug

Audrina Bikini Pictures of the Day

Audrina Patridge brought her fake tits and tight little body out in a bikini with some X-Games, Vans Warped Tour lookin motherfucker. The shit is staged and paid for by the paparazzi agency who took the pictures, cuz I guess she is accessible, affordable, everyone likes seeing her in her bikini, she’s not too busy since her show was canceled, not that that ever made her too busy, and because she’s still relevant enough to bother with, and she’s just trying to stay relevant as long as possible, cuz it pays the fucking mortgage….

You know what’s a reality star to do to stay relevant….but more importantly…what’s a reality star willing to do to stay relevant….only time will tell…and in the meantime here she is at what I consider her best and most relevant to date….

You know, the future may be hazy for her, but at least she’s making ends meet and keeping her head above water, but I think she should thank her fake tits for that, they are the kind of investment that won’t ever let her fully drown….

PS – These could be old – But who really cares…

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