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2022

08

Sep

Ashley Benson Wet Dildo of the Day

This is the kind of thing that Lawyers will email me to take down, even though the picture was taken and 99 percent of people who have taken nudes over the last 20 years knew that there was a 99 percent chance that the pictures would be seen, would be shared, would be posted, who cares!

It is an oversharing world, so why be mad that we get to see what COULD be you hot tits, or more importantly, YOUR WET DILDO that you’re sending out to whoever you are sexting cuz you’re horny and bored, with resources to masturbate all day!

I appreciate the wetness on the DILDO, but would rather see it stretching her out, is it big enough to make those lip grips, we’ll never know!

I mean, since she’s not a pure lesbian, there’s likely been large cock in her at least once, they can’t all have cocks as disappointingly small as you, but I guess even being a pure lesbian would mean stretching out still happens, with fists, or construction boots, or other non penis shaped phalluses!

The point of the story is Ashley Benson is more interesting, even though 99 percent of women have dildos they fuck, it’s better when it is owned by someone who was on TV once or twice!

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2022

08

Sep

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty drops are arguably the best game on the internet!

Those late night TV show cucks that are bought and paid for, pushing bullshit agendas as they chase viral clips from viral games, instead of having a meaningful fake conversation with the talent they bring on, should look into the bringing the Titty Drop to primetime in efforts to keep themselves relevant as they compete with the porno we’re all distracted by and prefer watching than Fallon playing pin the tail on the donkey, which would only be fun if Jennifer Lawrence was the donkey being pinned!

The point of the story is that there is no prize in the titty drop, just the thrill of doing it, the validation of doing it, the fitting it with the others who do it, and that is pure and honest, in a fake clickbait based world, that means something, a by means something, I mean it MEANS we get to see their TITTY!

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2022

08

Sep

Amanda Cerny Pussy Slip of the Day

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Amanda Cerny was the least memorable Playboy Playmate who ended up finding VINE and all the now billionaire Vine stars to partner up with and play the hot chick, which worked out so well for her, that NO ONE remembered how bad she was at Playboy!

Well, like all the other whores out there, she’s selling exclusive content to her 1 billion fans, why wouldn’t tyou, the money is easy, the content a fucking joke, I mean this isn’t even as clever as the worst Vine was, so you know she’s just being a lazy money grubber, since she did manage to maintain an active Vine when it mattered, but why bother, when all you have to do is show off your fat pussy lips from behind, busting out of the thong-like panty!

Does anyone care? Who cares, it is posted!

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2022

08

Sep

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I don’t really know the context of this video, but I do think it’s pretty aspirational, you know something to hope and dream for, something to wish you can get involved in, or even just experience as a spectator one day, but the only chick you know is your mom and aunt, so it’d be pretty awkward to coordinate! I guess you could always save up your welfare checks and invest in a few whores to cast as the tits, maybe it’ll go viral and make you rich like that Ocean Spray tikok guy!

It is just a bunch of girls getting hosed down the way nature intented for the kind of dude who has a spoiler on his pick-up truck, I mean, this is what dreams are fucking made of!

Tanlines are nature’s highlighter that if they are from the sun are actually hot, so long as the woman isn’t old and leathery like a pile of bones in Florida waiting to die like the QUEEN!

DOES that means KING CHARLES will be on our Canadian money, more reason to END cash to control the population with digital currency, even though CASH is KING, along with KING CHARLES!

I do not believe in global warming, I think there is an attack on the SUN, because they don’t like us getting the messages the sun sends us, since that’s the foundation of all life on this simulation we call earth!

I do not believe in the toxic chemicals they tell us to protect us from the sun, or the chemicals to stain skin, but who cares what I believe in, TAN LINES are amazing!

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2022

08

Sep

Wet Dancing of the Day

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I don’t really know the context of this video, but I do think it’s pretty aspirational, you know something to hope and dream for, something to wish you can get involved in, or even just experience as a spectator one day, but the only chick you know is your mom and aunt, so it’d be pretty awkward to coordinate! I guess you could always save up your welfare checks and invest in a few whores to cast as the tits, maybe it’ll go viral and make you rich like that Ocean Spray tikok guy!

It is just a bunch of girls getting hosed down the way nature intented for the kind of dude who has a spoiler on his pick-up truck, I mean, this is what dreams are fucking made of!

Posted in:Videos

2022

08

Sep

Viral Dance and Other Videos of the Day

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Human Pretzel

Titty Top

Splits

The Boots

Splits!

Short Skirt Van Life

Tight Pants

Skirts Up!

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

08

Sep

Ass Sniffer of the Day

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I don’t know when this is from, but it’s new to me, which isn’t saying much since I am pretty out of touch, but at the same time, I update this shit incessantly so I’ve obviously seen some shit!

I do know that it’s a video of a man caught on cameral sniffing the ass of a customer in a pet store!

The story is that he’s following a mom and daughter around, moves in on the daughter for a full sniff, which I guess would be sex offending, no matter the age of the person!

I have never been as perverted as this, but it will definitely inspire at least one of you perverts to get out there and sniff the cunt like the sad and lonely pervert you are, and the sick thing in all this is that it makes more sense to me to be this kind of sexual deviant threat to society than to subscribe to a girl’s only fans!

I do not advocate or encourage this kind of behavior, it’s weird, uncomfortable, disgusting, but with all the smut walking around you, you can see how your animal instincts get the best of you!

We don’t stand a chance in this porno world! Hide your wife, hide your daughter, there are predators fucking everywhere and I blame the internet!

Posted in:Videos

2022

07

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I guess with this new fake and gay energy crisis, where they’ve decided they don’t have enough energy to heat your homes this winter, and that their will be blackouts and restrictions, which they are already pushing in California, where they are also pushing that you go fully electric with car and life, only for them to cut you off, this next story won’t be as big of a deal but still funny to me!

I saw some headline from a 2017 COSMO article going viral in the “Freedom” community of there are 2 timelines going on right now, and neither of us are getting the same programming as the other, because what one side sees as insane, the other sees as normal and vice versa! If you’re living in the world today, you know what I mean, the vaccinated vs the unvaccinated, the Christians vs the satanists, the reasonable vs the totally fucking mental, it’s obviously by design to keep on dividing us into what I think are two different species of humans!

Anyway, the headline I saw was 2017 anti-masculine, anti-male, propaganda laying the groundwork for women to sterilize themselves and post the worst topless pics possible, TOP SURGERY pics, and it read along the lines of “Men get off to giving women orgasms, and how that is a bad thing”

So in 2017, Cosmo and their crack team of indoctrinating perverts came up with an analysis of a study, where 100 percent of men said they were more turned on at the idea of giving women orgasms, than not giving them orgasms, you know since orgasms are the final show of the evening and a sign that the girl liked you, except for those girls who cum when they get raped, that’s a different breed.

I didn’t read the article, but the headline was insane enough, I just know it was some twisted concept that women now feel pressure to cum during sex, so they fake it, to please the man, instead of just getting off those SSRIs and lightening up, to learn how to cum!

So dudes, wanting to make women cum during sex, are toxic, at least they were in 2017, it’s probably worse now, and that’s part of the reason we live in this hell that we live in, these idiots have been coming at us for decades, if not centuries!

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2022

07

Sep

Charlize Theron is Topless on the Beach of the Day

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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, Charlize Theron, who may have killed her abusive father before becoming officially famous, but that they’ll never let us know if that sacrifice was actually by her because it would taint her reputation, but she would be the kind of thirsty South African trying to make it in American who would sell out her dad or kill him, to show the leaders of Hollywood how serious she is about it!

Funny enough, I don’t know anyone in the Hollywood industry, but the one person I did meet was a guy who cast Charlize in her first movie, he told me she was a starving fashion model, who had already done playboy and burnt through her money, and I remember that Playboy, it was in like 1996 or 1997, I jerked off to it, so what, it was a simpler time and my roommate at the time had it sitting around the apartment!

Anyway, she was in the bank, the dude saw her, asked if she acted, and she told him she’d do anything for a part, implying she’d suck dick for it, or suck dick if it was part of the role, so I assume she was one step away from porn, only instead she went mainstream famous!

It was 25 years ago, she’s since one an Oscar, but she’s got her tits out in Tuscany, so might as well take a look like it was old times, even though the OLD is Charlize’s tits!

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Posted in:Charlize Theron

2022

07

Sep

Kate Beckinsale Bikini of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale may be 100 fucking years old, the pussy may be dried up, the asshole blown out by all the oversized shit’s she’s taken on the days of the month she eats, but I would probably sign up to her OnlyFans to watch her diddle herself, or take loads from young cock, which I assume is her beauty tip for eternal youth!

I hate on all the old ladies trying to be the hot young ladies, rocking their hysterectomy scars from the pre-cancerous cells, despite their training in fucking and I guess not giving a fuck fucking, because some of us are as old as Kate Beckinsale and it was a time before trying to outdo porn chicks for male attention, if anything, most people had pretty standard sex, even though I was having raw anal with a chick back in High School, I know how to pick em, it wasn’t the norm! Sure she was half retarded, a good student, who listened to my direction, with her diabetes foot amputations, she was insecure, BUT I was still having raw anal in High School with a chick and not by the sports team hazing me, like you! SO I win!

So what if she stank, it was 40 fucking years ago, it’s not like I remember the stink, I mean I REMEMBER the stink, I couldn’t get it off me for months, but in HIND SIGHT it was hot, even though I was made fun for it by all my friends, and strangers!

Yeah, so people pointed and laughed at us, when I took her out for french fries, you have to show a girl a good time, if you want her to show you a good time, and if that means a walk of SHAME before the fuck, SO BE IT!

The point of the story, is not about how shit girls fucked when Beckinsale was young, she’s a rich kid, her parents actors, in the scene, so her FUCK was got ON, it’s just that at her age, basically YOUNG granny age, she’s still someone who’s FUCK I want to see get on, and THAT is the fucking point of this post!

Watch her squat without any concern of her bum hip, all frog like and ready to bounce on a cock, while rocking a bikini, I mean this is legendary animal shit and I wouldn’t mind smelling like whatever mothballs or whore shower scent she uses to cover up the rot!