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2010

06

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Weekends come and weekends go but the one constant is that I will be drunk and that at least one girl will refuse to show me her vagina whether at the bar, the grocery store, the park or the public pool if I ask…so what I have learned is the key to getting what you want is to not ask, but to just seek out what it is that you are looking for and claim it as your own…make it a reality at any expense…cuz only losers take no for an answer and don’t put up a fight to get what they want….

Here are my stepLINKS, I’d like to dedicate them to Marcus Washington and the plight his people have had to face….


Airbrushed or Not, I Love Kelly Brook’s Body
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Sienna Miller is Playing Air Guitar and By Air Guitar I Mean Air Deep Throat
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Because Your Shitty Weekend Would Get a Lot Better If You Got Laid For Once
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Tara Marie is in a Tiney Bikini and Looks Good While Wearing It
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10 Giant Athletes and Their Tiny Wives and Girlfriends
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Bridgette Leann Wilson Panty Upskirt
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Tori Spelling is The Fucking Walking DEAD – NO MAKE UP
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Sammi and Her Self Pics
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Welcome to Kates Playground
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European Teen Gets Freaky
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Let’s All Laugh at Kanye West of the Day
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Man I Would Totally Bang Cassie
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Well Hey There Robi Martins
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Fire Breathing FAIL – VIDEO
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If God Was a Woman, It Would Be This Slut Right Here
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Now That’s What I Call An Ass
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Kelly Rowland Upskirt Panty Peek
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Check Out Mandy and Hunter
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And More Montana Sex Tape Drama
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Katrina Bowman is a Hot Little Blonde
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Amia Moretti Will Get Your Right Hand In Motion
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Some Vanessa Hudgens
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Bree Daniels Finger Fucks Herself
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And MORE Kenny POWERS! YOU’RE FUCKING OUT
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Paris Hilton is as Slutty as Ever
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In Bed With Faith
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The Grandfolks Love Death Metal – VIDEO
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Cheryl Cole Looking Ridiculously Hot And Healthy
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Sexual Chocolate Supreme – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The 5 Worst Things About the Gaming Industry
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Drew Barrymore Yum
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High Voltage Water Melon – VIDEO
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Whipped Cream on the Tits
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Man, I Would Still Totally Bang Robin Wright
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Gotta Love Blonde Babes
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When Teddy Bears With Strap Ons Attack – VIDEO
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2010

06

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some shit going on in the news to inspire you to do stupid things to get noticed cuz it works….

Drunk, Pregnant Woman Tries to Rob Taco John’s with Hammer in Wisconsin

Ovulating Women Buy Sexier Clothes
A study shows that ovulating women buy sexier outfits to look more attractive than other women.

Caught on Tape: Man in China Jumps In Front of Train in Hope of Internet Fame
A Chinese man hopped on train track while taping himself to make a viral video and become famous

911 Call from Base Jumper Stuck on Mountain Side
A man had to hang 600 feet overnight after

Former Miss USA Accused of Shoplifting
Shannon Marketic was accused of shoplifting from a Target store when she walked out after purchasing her items. She says it was an honest mistake, while store security says they were just doing their job.

Baby Hitler Parents Lose Custody Case
A New Jersey appeals court says a couple who named one of their children after Adolf Hitler should not regain custody of their three children.

Arkansas Residents Warned Not to Skin Wild Hogs in Heat, Weather Guy Upset

Man Fights w/ Neighbors over Underwear Display in NC
Clyde’s underwear display is getting mixed reaction in downtown Salisbury, North Carolina. He’s the owner of “Off Main Gallery” and an artist. About a week ago, he duct taped a pair of men’s underwear to the front of his shop. Clyde says he did it because he didn’t like his neighbor and says she’s not a big fan of his either.

Vanessa Marcil: I Get Cold Sores (Tells the world she has oral herpes)
Vanessa Marcil lets Wendy Williams know that she gets cold sores and the mistake that led to meeting her husband

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2010

06

Aug

Simon Cowell’s Gold Digger’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

This bitch has won the lottery. All she has to do to collect is put up with Simon Cowell and make the motherfucker think she is real down with everything he does, stroking his ego properly, using her American Idol make-up artist skills to make dude feel pretty, you know giving him constant blowjobs, and sucking up to him almost hypnotizing him into thinking this is something his self-involved self could stick with forever, so that he marries her officially…cuz we all know she got into celebrity make-up artistry to meet celebrities, land one, and hopefully get him to commit so that she lives the good life and I am sure Cowell isn’t her first run with someone rich and famous, he just happens to be the richest and the only one dumb enough to marry the social climbing, gold digging, whore.

There are a few rules I’ve learned in fucking whores. The first is that no matter how good they are at manipulating you into getting repeat business, never exclusively go to them, cuz the second you are sucked the fuck in, they own your fucking ass and you might as well just take off your condom and sign over your life to her…only to get broken 6 months down the line when you catch her doing the same thing to someone else, cuz it’s all she knows.

Pics via Bauer

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2010

06

Aug

Cheryl Cole’s Legs in Shorts of the Day

Cheryl Cole is wearing shorts. It is summer. So are many girls. Some with equally ugly prison tattoos they got back when they were stripping. Others with milky skin I dream about tainting with my seed. All equally relevant thanks to the one thing they have in common…their vaginas….that’s all I have to say about that…

Pics via Bauer

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2010

06

Aug

Eva Mendes in Another Funny or Die Bullshit Video of the Day

Will Farrell owns Funny or Die. Eva Mendes is in his new movie that he’s hoping will be the comeback he needs since all his movies are irritating as fuck and some people can’t handle the fact that they are irrelevant, even if they have a popular website, so in trying to make his movie huge, he is using his hot bodied costar on his website to get any traction he can and unfortunately his movie is going to be a huge deal cuz people are idiots and buy into anything they are told to, but at least I get to see more Eva Mendes as she’s part of his promo campaign…something I never get bored of even if I get real irritated by it and it’s unfunniness.

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2010

06

Aug

Jackass 3D is the Biggest Thing in 3D Movies Ever of the Day

Part of me find the Jackass guys irritating as fuck, another part of me remembers reading how to make LSD in a bathtub thanks to Big Brother magazine back in 1994, and realizes these motherfuckers are innovators. They live the good life. They are pushing 45 and still pulling crazy stunts bored teenagers do in suburbia only they take it to the next level, and this time around it happens to be in 3D and despite them not paying me to plug this, I find the whole thing pretty genius….

I want to thank hot pussy Bridget Tobin from Facebook and her hot pussy for posting this on Facebook to keep me in the loop of what’s going on in pop culture. I wanna fuck your face, pussy and ass equally, momma.

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2010

06

Aug

Titty in Some Kanye West Weirdness of the Day

I accidentally listened to Kanye’s first album last night. Not because I like Kanye and want to reflect on his work and contribution to the world of music, but because I was hanging out with a group of 20 year olds and they thought it would be fun to listen to old school rap…I just kept on drinking and got to thinking that life probably woulda been better if that accident that got him press back when he was starting out, the world wouldn’t be polluted to these bullshit Lady Gaga inspired videos that only really make me happy cuz there’s some titty in it and titties should always be in music videos…but that’s just cuz I like titty everywhere…just last night at dinner I made a breast out of my mash potatos which woulda gone a lot better if I decided to titty fuck it after I left the restaurant.

To See The Video Follow This Link – And No This Site is Not a Hip Hop Site
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2010

06

Aug

Britney Spears Upskirt Pictures of the Day

If you’re like me – you probably wonder what Britney Spears’ ass smells like on a given day…and if you are like me…you have probably got in bed with many dirty yet affordable women that give you the memory of smells no one should ever smell so that you can reflect on it for the rest of your fucking life…almost like a catalog or menu of fine wines, or expensive perfumes, only the totally unhygienic, plumes of disgusting varieties of disease and feces in a I can’t believe I stuck my dick in that and didn’t die despite the close calls, version….and between you and me, I’d probably do it all again, cuz I just can’t help but shove my fucking face in vile to relive the glory days, seriously, sometimes I have to put myself on a leash at the dog park….

Short dresses are amazing….Seriously. Endless days of mine are spent at the bottom of staircases…making stairs the best invention since short dresses….woah…I just confused myself.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears

2010

06

Aug

Alicia Keys Bikini Pictures of the Day

I have a lot in common with Alicia Keys’ personal chef….and that’s that before these pictures we just assumed she was always pregnant.It was the only explanation for the outrageous amounts of food she’s been eating all these years, making it safe to assume she was eating for two, and we just didn’t take the time to realize that the other person Alicia Keys was feeding was her sloppy legs and ass….

Don’t get me wrong, I love fat black women, I mean there’s a reason Aunt Jamima syrup sells so well, it brings comfort, comfort I’ve been trying to recreate by spending a lifetime of trying to bed big women to try to get that feeling again, but they don’t taste syrupy good, or smell like warm cooked country breakfast…they taste and smell like shit…but in my defense, I really only got with fat chicks when no one else would take me, and that’s how I stupidly married one….

And what it all comes down to is that pregnant or not, I have never found Alicia Keys hot, worth wanting to fuck, so seeing her in a bikini pregnant or just fat in a bikini is all the same kinda boring….and just reminds me that bitch should keep the fat women off the beach and on Jerry Springer talking about having sex for a cheeseburger where they belong.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alicia Keys

2010

06

Aug

Some Bitch I’ve Never Heard of Named Genevieve Jones Nipple Slip of the Day

This is one of those things where I don’t really care who’s nipple is falling out of her shirt just as long as a nipple is falling out of a shirt..you see when this happens in everyday life, I don’t run up to the cunt and demand ID to see if I am still interested, I just follow her home, climb into her basement window and wait until nightfall….

If these pictures were any hotter, I’d take the time to figure out who Genevieve Jones is, but since I’m lazy let’s just make up a story about her and that story is that she was created when Tommy Lee Jones and Tom Jones and Mr Jones and from that horrible Counting Crows song and Indiana Jones had a gangbang with Grace Jones and Catherine Zeta Jones ….while James Earl Jones jerked off in the corner to Bridget Jones’ diary while Norah Jones sang bullshit emotional songs she was too young to even grasp the meaning of….to set the fucking mood.

Pics via Bauer

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