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2010

09

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

When I am not too busy jotting down every sexual encounter I have had the last 24 years for a book I am self publishing on scrap paper, I try to convince girls to get naked on webcam for me, but since my wife gets mad at me for watching girls on webcam as she never leaves the house and hears me talking to chicks…

Since I want to see every girl I knows vagina, I have changed my strategy for them to webcam with each other, in some kind of almost lesbian way, and to describe it to me with screenshots and so far it’s been as successful as my previous seduction method in seeing every girl I knows vagina, cuz all of no pussy has done it…I suck at the internet…and I was too drunk to realize this…but I also suck in real life….because I’m just not patient enough and my manipulation is way too transparent that girls just find me gross and like a horny frat boy…when what girls want is to be seduced and who really has time for that..especially when all I want is to see their pussy and every other pussy of every girl I’ve ever crossed paths with ….I like to think of it as an art project I’m working on..

Here are my stepLINKS

Megan Fox Makes Hot Faces
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Betty White and Sandra Bullock Go Ass to Asss
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UFC’s Rachelle Leah’s Hottest Photoshoot Ever
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Because the Odds Are Like 1000 to 1 That You Didn’t Get Laid Last Night
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Natasha Alam is Some Slut I’ve Never Heard of in Lingerie
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The Top 25 Cheerleaders That Will Lead to The Top College Football Predictions
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Angelina Jolie is See Through
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Robin Wright Is Still Tasty
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Nikki and Her Self Pics
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Donna is Looking Hot in Cut Offs
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Extremw Fisting…and Footing
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Mel B’s Body is Lookin’ Tight in a Bikini
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Maggie Makes Lingerie Look Good
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Falemd Grilled Face Thanks to the BBQ – VIDEO
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Girls Get Their Tits Out – GALLERY
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Jessica Houston and Laylin Marie in Black and White. Wow
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Snookie’s Panties Are Hanging Out and They Are White
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Brooke Belle Nikki Rhodes & Chelsie Rae VIDEO
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God Damn Kelly Brooke
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Taylor Momsen On Her Vibrator, Fucking Priests And Justin Bieber
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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Mischa Barton is So Fucking Haggard
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Ashley Greene is in a Bikini
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Hot Babes, Lesbian Action – VIDEO
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Streaker Fail – VIDEO
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And More Teen Choice Motherload
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Spring Break Sluts – GALLERY
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Parkour Fail Faceplant – VIDEO
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Megan Fox X Armani Sizzles
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The 50 Funniest Porn Parodies Of Mainstream Movies
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Eve Angle is Nude on a Motorbike
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A First Look at Kelly Brookes Playboy Pics
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Melissa Ryecrfot Will Have You Thinking Naughty Thoughts
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QVC Product Fails – VIDEO
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Fat Kid Slaps His Mother – VIDEO
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These Chinese CGI Dramatic Re-Enactments Are Hilarious, And Here’s a Another One
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Stripper Practice – VIDEO
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Mel Gibson Quotes With Photographic Context
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The Top 7 Natural Breasted Pornstars
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Katy Perry Shows the Legal Limit of Cleavage Allowed on TV
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2010

09

Aug

Audrina Bikini Pictures of the Day

Audrina Patridge brought her fake tits and tight little body out in a bikini with some X-Games, Vans Warped Tour lookin motherfucker. The shit is staged and paid for by the paparazzi agency who took the pictures, cuz I guess she is accessible, affordable, everyone likes seeing her in her bikini, she’s not too busy since her show was canceled, not that that ever made her too busy, and because she’s still relevant enough to bother with, and she’s just trying to stay relevant as long as possible, cuz it pays the fucking mortgage….

You know what’s a reality star to do to stay relevant….but more importantly…what’s a reality star willing to do to stay relevant….only time will tell…and in the meantime here she is at what I consider her best and most relevant to date….

You know, the future may be hazy for her, but at least she’s making ends meet and keeping her head above water, but I think she should thank her fake tits for that, they are the kind of investment that won’t ever let her fully drown….

PS – These could be old – But who really cares…

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2010

09

Aug

Bar Refaeli Tits with Leo of the Day

Bar Refaeli is one of the hotter girls in the world. She’s the kind of hot girl who I humor myself by talking to fake profiles pretending to be her on twitter and facebook, you know to make me feel like she’s into me, even though I know it isn’t her….She is the reason I masturbate to memories of a Jewish girl I once got with…she wasn’t quite as put together as Bar Refaeli, if anything she happened to be very fucking disgusting…like a hairy little troll that has nothing to do with her religion, but everything to do with the good Jewish girls being too busy getting with respectable people…so I was stuck with this bitch wh was so hairy that her vagina was like a pillow in her panties, her face like an accidenteed Sarah Jessica Parker and her mustache made for a perfect place to cum, since it held my orgasm there better than hairless skin, kinda like putting sand on an icy step…

So here is Bar Refaeli properly representing Israel and her tits with her longterm boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio at a party I wasn’t invited to because I was too busy with my fist up my wife’s ass and pussy, it’s her new thing…cuz it is the only way she feels anything….while I remain more and more dead on the inside with every thrust….

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2010

09

Aug

Some Britney Spears Mom Booty of the Day

The good thing about SPANX and a team of stylists trying to make you come across put together, normal and not totally distrubed, broken, damaged, unstable, fucked up, psychotic, bi-polar, hired by the same people who exploited you when you were a kid, milked you for as much as they could, made you dance like a little monkey cuz they made you and figured they can use you however they seem fitting, without thinking about the future or the consequences, is that your big dirty mom ass can look like it is worth digging into and eating like it was a spit-pig back home in the trailer park backyard on trailer park day….

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2010

09

Aug

Pregnant Ali Larter and her New Tits Do Yoga of the Day

I don’t remember who Ali Larter is, but I know she’s a slut. The kind of girl who doesn’t use protection even and one day surprises you by telling you she’s pregnant and there’s nothing you can do about it, cuz despite telling you she was into abortions before the night you decided to bust inside her just once, cuz that’s how nature wants us to cum, only to realize she meant for other people…and like other cum filled uteruses, she’s walking around in fitness clothes to have the healthiest pregnancy like the women I watch outside the local YMCA and the whole thing is only hot cuz her titties are bigger than they used to be, like a skinny chick turned fat, without the eating disorder, but with a whole lot of other disorders that mean you can fuck her and she can’t get pregnant cuz she already is pregnant but none of that really matters….here are the pics…

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2010

09

Aug

Simon Cowell’s Gold Digger in her Bikini of the Day

I like breaking up marriages….but posting bullshit on a site no one reads really don’t have the same effect as fucking a bitch on video and leaving the tape in the VCR like you’re a Justin Timberlake music video….

So here’s Simon Cowell’s gold digger and I guess she’s got a pretty hot body, one that you wouldn’t mind locking yourself into, especially since you know she is hungry for the good life, so she lets you fuck other girls and do whatever the fuck you want, cuz you can provide it….

I figure every billionaire 45 year old reaches the point in his life where he’s just fucked one too many whores, and he’s ready to settle down and have kids and since all whores are the same, you migour lifestyle, cuz that way you always have the upperhand….kinda like when I used to fuck teenage runaways with daddy issues and no where to sleep, I pretty much had my pickings and could do whatever the fuck I wanted cuz they were too high and disconnected to really care, but I like to feel like I was ballin’ and they were trying to ride my lifestyle, you know so I can relate….

I just wonder what Simon’s intentions are. He’s kinda gay and into himself and before seducing Simon with her tight body and fake tits…she was making 60,000 dollars a year putting make-up on the motherfucker, something his metrosexual ass is more into than he is into her pussy….not that I really care about Simon, but based on this long winded post about nothing, you’d think I did and that’s something I gotta work on….

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2010

09

Aug

Some Tits in Some Shit Movie Called Spirit Camp of the Day

Sometimes I like to take a break from all this mindless shit and focus on something intellectual, like titty clips from straight to DVD movies that had no business ever being made, it’s like it brings up so many intense questions about the human race on a philosophical level, and those questions include lots of gratutious tits to keep me distracted from wanting any real substance…kinda like the stripper at the stripclub version of a movie…So here’s Roxy Vandiver, Sarah McCulley and Katy Rowe showing their tits in the instant classic that may get an Academy Award for best straight to DVD movie called Spirit Camp cuz they use all the key elements…Tits….

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2010

09

Aug

Snooki Upskirt Pictures of the Day

There was a time in my life that I wanted to go into the Mechanical Bull business. I remember finding a used one and thought that I could rent it out at parties and to make extra money I’d videotape the hot chicks in mini skirts on the shit, titties bouncing around to put on the internet…

So in doing my research for this business venture, I went to a local bar with a mechanical bull, and I realized that the percentage of hot chicks who get on the thing are minimal and when they do get on it, they are all dainty and lady-like and manage to cover every interesting body part, but there were endless ugly, sloppy drunk girls, I’m talking a line of them who for some reason, their body parts that no one really wanted to see, were put out on display like it was a freakshow….

I guess Snooki proves my theory that the Mechanical bull is for fat and sloppy being thrown around like the barnyard animals on their way to the slaughthouse….and her upskirt is really just her bathing suit…but when it comes to Snooki, it doesn’t really matter because it’s all disgusting…

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2010

09

Aug

Jessica Hart and Samantha Harris for Seafolly of the Day


Jessica Hart is the gap-toothed bikini model from Australia who is slowing taking her really hot body to the top by selling her soul to Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated.

I am ok with her success, not because I love Australian women ever since I lived with one for 6 months when I was a lot younger and realized their white trash, trailer park hard drinking and hot bodies despite being a lot like dudes was hot but kinda gay, but because I like my women with dental issues….

Mainly because it means a woman can’t afford to take care of herself properly enough to really care about what dick they put inside them. You know when they are willing to sacrifice their mouth before turning to the streets to prostitute themselves… rejecting braces, vaneers and regular teeth cleanings and even brushing that your chances of getting with them is high.

That’s why a brown and yellow stained, broken smile is like porn to me, it screams “i’ll fuck you cuz my mouth is so fucking disgusting no one with standards will touch me”….making bad dental hygiene a clear cut ticket to her pussy…and invitation to try my best to fill her polluted mouth with my dick and not my tongue….like a Valnetine’s day card that makes me cum….whatever that means….

Either way, here’s high class dental issues, the kind that are used as marketing to differentiate themselves from other models, not the kind of dental issues my women who have neglected themselves enough to let me fuck them, and she’s doing some bikini modeling for some Australian company like it was SI or Victoria’s Secret….

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2010

09

Aug

Ashley Greene Bikini Pictures of the Day


Ashley Greene is the average at best girl in Twilight….who has been lucky enough to get attached to the shit that’s made fucking Billionaires like it was Star Wars or Harry Potter…pretty much setting her for life and making idiots with no taste fall in love with her cuz compared to the other bitch in the movie, who is an inbred monster, this bitch is a 10….but she’s definitely not when she’s in her bikini. Her ass is shitty, not cuz she ate bad Mexican food, but because it’s got no fucking shape. Shit looks like it’s eating itself, or being sucked in by her pussy, in some kind of “this bitch must have 3 kids” way. Seriously…I’ve been complaining that she needs to up her nudity while people are watching and still care, cuz fame is fleeting and shit comes and go, but I shoulda sized her up before I put that out there, cuz I think she fucking sucks….

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