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2010

26

Aug

Beyonce’s Thickness in Some Crazy Tight Shorts of the Day

Anyone who defends Beyonce by saying she’s got a perfect body or that she’s not fat has to be a chick who is either fatter than Beyonce, or just a feminist who hates how men objectify women. Cuz I can tell that even when this pig is in her shorts that aren’t meant to be this tight, but that ended up this tight, like a pair of spanx, even with spanx underneath that hides her pussy definition cuz she has to squeeze her thighs into anything that fits her upper body, in some kind of ego to scared to size-up at the big and tall store cuz that would mean she’s actually fat, instead of squeezing into these XXLs that look like an unattended peice of muslim luggage ready to explode…

There is just no way dudes can look at this, take it seriously, and claim to like it….unless of course they are trying to impress a chick they are trying to fuck, in a “OMG, I know Beyonce is such a natural talent and totally beautiful” during date conversation, hoping for a night that ends in anal sex….of gay and hoping the night ends in anal sex…but never cuz they actually believe it.

I just know the real loser in all this is Jay Z. He has to deal with all the bullshit that comes with this fat cunt or at least pretend to when he’s not fucking Rihanna.

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2010

26

Aug

Sophie Monk in her Bikini Is Alright of the Day

I am not sure what’s going on with Sophie Monk’s tits, but they look deflated and sad. Maybe that’s what happens when a bitch can’t afford to eat cuz she doesn’t get work, or maybe it’s just the stress of being a bottom feeding hollywood whore who can’t even land bottom feeding work is making her try harder to look good….I just know that there’s something about her muppet looking face, and pretty hot, eager body that makes me want to fuck her with my tongue, I just don’t know what that something is, but I can tell you one thing, it’s definitely not her Paris Hilton herpes pussy that she got from her lesbian relationship with the Good Charlotte sister who cheated on her with Paris Hilton cuz his twin ran off with Nicole Richie and wouldn’t fuck him anymore…leaving him lost and confused….

Here she is in a bikini, doing what bottom feeders trying to get noticed do.


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2010

26

Aug

Britney Spears Lookin Like a Primate in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know about this Britney Bikini shit…it’s one of those I prefer the useless, damaged mom pussy in clothes, because her body looks fat, sloppy, maybe even angry, and it is not something I feel like crawling up and dying inside of…

Sure, crazy pussy is generally fun. It does crazy things and fucks in crazy ways and the fear it brings keeps things fresh and exciting, but not when it is medicated and controlled by it’s dad because this crazy pussy, unlike the bitch who throws feces all over the laundry room in my building, is so managed that her glassed over eyes I can tell are screaming for help can react to the voices in it’s crazy head….

Either way, put some clothes on, or pull some stunts…cuz this corporate Britney sucks.


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2010

26

Aug

Hot Blonde Chick Waiting for her “DrunkenStepfather” Gets Excited for Me of the Day


Don’t be jealous. You can’t get hot blonde chicks writing your name across their topless stomachs too. All you need to do is launch a website 6 years ago, update it everyday, beg everyone you can for traffic, and promise low level fame in exchange for it….

I am not sure if it is my ego talking, cuz I have pretty low self esteem, thus resulting in no ego, but seeing some hot pussy with my site written on them being is pretty pornographic on some dominance level reminiscent of cumming on a bitch you just met’s face after fucking her without a condom to make sure she remembers you, even though she’s asleep.

Or maybe I just like half naked chicks who write on themselves cuz I never had markers as a child, or it could just be that cock teasing whores always fuck with my emotions when they hide their tits and pussy and tell me I can look, but can’t touch cuz I am not worthy….because rejection is all I know…

Either way, this was a nice find in my email today, I suggest more of you start sending in shit like this, cuz it is a shortcut to my heart….and penis…

Via SOCAL

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2010

26

Aug

Christina Hendricks Behind the Scenes for London Fog Video of the Day

Here is the Christina Hendricks behind the scene for London Fog video because everyone loves her big tits….even when her big tits aren’t being shown off at all….which makes me think this whole campaign was a fucking waste of time…but I guess some of you are so into her that tits or no tits you’re still happy to see her…even though some of us, including me, have no fucking idea who the fuck she is…other than knowing she’s a redhead with big tits….in a time when I guess redheads finally being accepted as humans, instead of the pale skin monsters with the bright colored vaginas we thought they were in the past….

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2010

26

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

I actually got hate mail from someone for doing this stepNEWS segment. He didn’t send me hate mail for making semi racist comments. He didn’t send me hate mail for calling a skinny chick fat, or saying that women are only good for their whore pussies. He didn’t send me hate mail for any other annoying or offensive shit I’ve ever done. He didn’t even send me hate mail for trying to get his sister, mom or girlfriend naked on Facebook. He sent me hate mail for puttin up videos of idiots doing idiot things that got them on the news instead of posting celebrity vagina pictures….I guess the real issue isn’t the hate mail, it’s that the dude comes to this site for the pussy….something he’d find easier on a lot of other sites…and my response to him is posting today’s stepNEWS nice and early….

Flasher Exposes Himself in Michigan Store

A pervert in public is caught with is pants on the ground, and there’s surveillance video to prove it.

PA Mom Threatens to ‘Cut Daughter Like a Fish’

Police say that a mother violently threatened her six year-old daughter

PA Softball Coach Accused of Assaulting Girl

Mom Stabs Disabled Teen Son, Blames Other Kid

A Connecticut mother lied to police about the stabbing of her son and wanted to stop caring for her disabled son.

Memphis Fraternity Posts Sign Welcoming Daughters to College, Upsets Parents

A college prank, in Memphis, has some calling a fraternity disgusting. Hear from Deborah Clubb from the Memphis Area Women’s Council and how she feels about a Rhodes fraternity’s practical joke.

Dogs with laser beams!

Dog Goes Crazy with Laser Pointer Strapped to Head

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

26

Aug

Howard Stern’s Wife’s Naughty Pic of the Day

This was sent in by my good friend I’ve never spoke to or hung out with or even met named Chris.

He sent in this picture Beth Stern sent to Howard Stern a few weeks ago, only to be put on his website, cuz that’s what you do when you have hot pussy for a wife and you look like Howard Stern, in a kind of revenge to all the people who teased him, kinda way, especially when your wife is a fame whore who likes being seen sexually by the public to compete with all the other bitches he gets on his show for his attention, you know to keep the interest alive….cuz he gives her the seriously good life…

Something I’ve been unable to do with this site, cuz traffic is dying more and more each day. Advertisers are non-existant. The end is near…But I’ll sink with the ship….

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2010

25

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I have decided to make a move, not to Hollywood to try my luck at acting. Not to NYC to try my luck at producing broadway shows, but from my couch to the kitchen to get more beer that is making me so fat that the task of getting beer has become a huge fucking challenge…it’s a chicken or the egg catch 22 motherfucker situation….

Here are my stepLINKS while I go and ponder this recent discovery….before my brain explodes….

Paris Hilton Almost Got Stabbed and The Almost Part of This Makes Me Upset
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Heidi Montag is Taking Out Her Tits for Publicity
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The 10 Sexiest Woman from Alaska
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Jordan Carver Has Hilarious Huge Tits
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Because a Slut That Strips for the Camera is Second Only to a Slut That Strips for Sex
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Hottest College Cheerleaders of the Best Ranked Football Teams
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Beyonce Nip Slip
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A Little Drew Barrymore Just Cause
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Kitty and Her Self Pics
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Mmmmmmm Cindy Cupcakes
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Big Tits on the Streets – VIDEO
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Seriously, Some Parents Should Just Be Fucking Shot – NEWS
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Jodi Gordon is a Maneater
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Lohan is Out of Rehab, Who Wants to Start Taking Bets on How Long It Is Before She is in Shit Again
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Gymnastics Faceplant
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Creepy and Freaky. I Have No Words – VIDEO
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Dollicia is More Than Easy to Look At
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Lisa Rinna Brings Her Nipples to the Beach
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Bailey is Teasing With a Soda Can – VIDEO
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Man I Love Rachel Bilson
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Counting the Days Until Madonna’s Daughter is of Age
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Lela Star Engaged In Some Hot Lesbianism
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Haven’t Seen Much Ellen Pompeo Lately
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Art Imitates Life For Miley Cyrus Being a Little WHore In Her New Movie
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Emmanuel Rubs Her Pussy on a Chair
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Japanese Timelapse of the Milky Way – VIDEO
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Sandra Bullock is Dressed Down and Looking Hot
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Swet Sweet Adri
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Busty Babe Films Herself
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Jessica Alba Sizzles In Cosmo’s Behind The Scenes Video
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The First 50 Photos That Appear When You Search “Hot Girl” On Google Image Search
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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George Lucas is Suing – Wait for It – A Jedi Mind Control COmpany. Wait, What?
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And That’s How You DON’T Load Your Bike Onto a Truck – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Animals VERSUS Authorities – Animals Win
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3D Movies Without Having to Wear Those Stupid 3D Glasses. Awesome
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Alexia Lei Gallery
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Body Builder Attacks a Judge at a Competition
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Katy Perry Just Cause
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Owwweeeee Valerie Mason
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Ex Madam For Governer!!
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Jonas Cock
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

25

Aug

Karissa Shannon Is Getting Noticed of the Day

Either people actually find her hot, or they are amazed that she’s dating the whitest acting black guy in hollywood, or maybe Playboy is all it really takes for a pussy to get the approval it seeks after it’s father ran out on it early on in its life…and really who fucking cares…all this celebrity girl shit is getting boring…if they aren’t on all fours spreading their cunts in video…I am not interested…and the good news is there’s a rumor this bitch is releasing a sex tape…like everyone in Hollywood eventually will do…making everyday life substantially more pornographic…the foundation is being laid….

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2010

25

Aug

Tila Tequila Milking Her Bandaid On of the Day

I don’t know if she’s trying to revive Nelly’s signature bandaid fashion accessory that I always found annoying, or if she’s taking the same approach as my friend with oral herpes who covers up her cold sores cuz she’s embarrassed their evidence she sucked dirty scabby rockstar dick back when she was a groupie and couldn’t turn down the low level act that rolled thru town, despite the scabs on his dick, cuz girls are idiots….

But I do know that she’s just trying to milk this story of getting shit thrown at her at some concert she was miraculously booked at, unfortunately, they didn’t throw ACID or fire that lead her to disfigurment and hospitalization to give her something to actually cry about….

This has been the most airtime she’s got in months, and I just don’t get why she doesn’t just give us what we want and start walking around with her vagina bandaged up or exposed…but instead she’s in pants…I assume that’ll happen when this stunt dries up and the others get ignored…

Either way – she’s a fucking joke….

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