2010
27
Aug
Taylor Momsen is trying really fucking hard and I guess what it comes down to is that when underage girls try really fucking hard and pull candy-coated slutty behavior that is bullshit but stillinvolves them getting down and dirty in lingerie, even if it is all for publicity and not authentic whore behavior, it’s good enough or me. I’m easy like that…
Posted in:Taylor Momsen
2010
27
Aug
I want to taste South Africa on my fingers and mustache and I’m not talking about Wold Cup Soccer, or Apartheid, or a high AIDS rate or any of that other shit that defines South Africa, I’m talking about Charlize Theron and silky South African juices, cuz this bitch has a special place in my heart…not because of her 1997 Playboy spread I owned a copy of before the internet, that I masturbated to enough to qualify her and I as being husband and wife officially, a marriage that has been pretty one-sided as she increased her level of fame to being someone who doesn’t need to do Playboy to get noticed, also increasing her bank account, pretty much going on to live the good life without me, while I have shown her nothing but commitment, loyalty and respect. I even wiped the cum off the pages of the magazine so that it stayed in good condition….and she gave me nothing…fuckin whore….I am sure there’s a lawsuit in this somewhere, I just hope it isn’t against me…but instead gets me paid…
Here she is pumping her gas…something my friend who worked at a gas station always thought was porn…he’d even bring home security tapes to get off…which I always found weird….Enjoy
Posted in:Charlize Theron
2010
27
Aug
If you’re into scoping out mom pussy, you’ll probably like this. I unfortunately have this issue that no matter how bad I wanted to fuck the girl before she got knocked up, and not matter how well she bounced back from that pregnancy, I can’t look at her in a sexual way, at least not when I am sober, cuz all I can think about is her mangled mess that look like some kind of space alien, or accident victim, who may or may not have been badly burned, squeezed and harnessed into her underwear as tight as she can, so no one but her miserable husband have to know…
But this is still Alba, she’s still letting us look up her skirt, and mom pussy or not, and murdered career or not, it is still pretty fucking amazing…but not as amazing as her future sex scenes, cuz a bitch who once refused to nude scenes, may change her tune when nude scenes are all she gets….
I am now wishing she wasn’t wearing underwear, but that’s just cuz I am always down to get spooked by mom pussy…especially when I’m watching it from a voyeur angle….
Posted in:Jessica Alba
2010
27
Aug
These are some pictures stolen from facebook. I assume the person who took the picture was friends with J.Lo, but then she pissed him off, so he decided to try to embarrass her. Or maybe the real J.Lo is actually cool, laid back, into getting medicated and grabbing her own tit, like a date rape victim, only when you take the pictures of this medicated, tit grabbing bitch, you don’t have to worry about it being evidence that comes to haunt you, but instead as a souvenir cuz she did whatever the fuck she’s doing to herself….
I just know, the fact these exist, make me like her a lot more than the hatred I had for her, like real hate…before seeing this picture..
Pretty fucking amazing…
Posted in:J.Lo|stepEXCLUSIVE
2010
26
Aug
Here are my stepLINKS. That’s all I feel like saying. Click on my stepLINKS. That’s all you should feel like doing. I feel like this post was unrewarding for all parties involved.
Lindsay Lohan’s Tits are Back and they are Tweeting….
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More Amy Winehouse Erotica to Masturbate To
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Rachel Uchitel Ass in a Bikini Plays with Donkeys
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Some More Kelly Brook Topless in Playboy
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She’s The Kind of Girl You Can’t Bring Home to Mom
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Canadian Idol Contestant Was Just Arrested for Being a Terrorist…Cuz American Idol Spin Off’s fuck Heads Up
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Gotta Love a Redhead in a Bikini – VIDEO
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From One Hot Young Lezzie to Another – VIDEO
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The Hottest Fanbases of College Football – GALLERY
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Isabel Lucas Is Showing Off Her White Cotton Panties
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Naya Riveria is Single and Ripe for the Picking (Scroll Down for Pics)
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Some Hip Hop Pussy
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Sasha is Worth Her Weight in Gold
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Brooke Has Gone Wild and You Get to Watch
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Amy Winehouse Looks Like a Dirty Streetwalker and I Like It
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Rachel Uchitel andHer Whore Body Hang Out at the Beach
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Eva Habermann is a Cute Girl Next Door Type
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Heidi Montage Bikini Pics in Costa Rica
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Carli Banks is One Hottie You Can’t Get Enough
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Suelyn is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Georgia Jones Wants You to See Her Dirty Side
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Adriana Lima & Doutzen Kroes Are You Lesbian Se Fantasy of the Day
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10 Awesome Whore Pictures of the Day
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Awesome/Outrageous News Story of the Day
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LINDSAY LOHAN – First Pic Out of Rehab
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And MORE Britney Spears Bikini Shots
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Busty Nikki Gets Naked in Public
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Busy Phillips Will Have You Thinking Dirty
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Street Hot Cutie of the Day
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Bianca Beauchamp is Always Nice to Look At
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Funny and Sexy Pic Dump of the Day
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Christina Hendricks Drops Some Cleavage For London Fog
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The 25 Sexiest Got Milk Ads of All Time
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Having Fuck Friend is Better Than a Girlfriend
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Lindsay Lohan is Going to Fuck Up On Her Probation Order, Just Fucking Wait
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Bail Ling Is Doing What She Does Best By Being a Barely Dressed Whore and I Like It
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When a Girl Says Don’t Film Her Crotch, You Totally Film Her Crotch – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Gemma Atkinson is Dressed Like a Sexy Schoolgirl
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Red Head Angelina Looks Tasty
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The Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Held a Calendar Release Party
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Leanna Has the Kind of Curves You Wanna Put Your Hands On
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2010
26
Aug
I am into Ginger Spice grabbing her tits in her bikini because despite pregancy and being retired, she didn’t give the fuck up like most bitches do. She took her stupid money and free time and hit the gym and never looked back and although a ripped bitch is always a semi-disgusting, borderline homo to like, it’s better than seeing middle age sloppiness….seriously, this is some nice, fat titty action and no matter how much I hate everything…I can never turn my back on this….even if the vagina’s got a lot more slack to it than it once did…you know it’s shape has changed over the years…but apprarently you can still fit a dick in the shit….
Posted in:Ginger Spice
2010
26
Aug
I guess this UK girl band of sluts who make shitty music is trying to make it in America, because America is the promised land of stupid money making for anyone in entertainment, and everyone knows the key to making it in America doesn’t happen with talent, or quality product, it comes with controverys, scandal and staged paparazzi pics….
First they start with the beach shots, the eating ice cream erotically, the cleavage and the bikinis, then they move onto panty flashes, and nipple slips, in some kind of weird science formula used to get famous…. eventually getting more and more desperate when they realize that a lot of other low level pussy is pulling the same stunts, resulting in the holy grail, the mystical sex tape that will launch them to instant fame, unless they are too old and boring like Shauna Sand and Kendra Wilkinson….
It’s an obvious system of survival of whoever wants it bad enough….but I’m only intrigued by this cuz I actually want to fuck these girls even though they are from the UK….and I guess I am posting this as a preview of what’s to come….cuz trust me….it’s coming…it always does….Hollywood is fucking predictible and boring!
Posted in:The Saturdays
2010
26
Aug
Amy Winehouse was porn to me back when her skin was flaking off her cuz her immune system shut down….She turned me on when she didn’t sleep or shower for days…back when she was constantly on drugs and was losing her teeth while scaring off the children and more importantly everyone who happened to be near her…so you can imagine what this cleaned up Winehouse with fat tits is doing to me…and that’s pissing me off…because I like my bitches down on their luck, near death, at the rock bottom, cuz it makes me think they are attainable when jerking off to them, this polished, put together Winehouse is looking at me like she know’s she’s too good for me….Instead of with that look of desparation for her next fix….and the whole thing depresses me.
Winehouse, bring the nasty rashes and drugged out scenes back…I need it for my sex life…
Posted in:Amy Winehouse
2010
26
Aug
I can’t imagine you care about Jessica Alba’s comeback tour now that she’s landed her first gig since being a mom in the movie Machete, you know since she’s let us all down and is dead to us. But I figured I’d put up the pictures anyway, to remind you all to not buy into her second attempt at a career, and encourage you to punish her for her actions by making her fade the fuck away….especially when wearing such stupid fucking dresses that don’t really give boners…something she’s been keen on since she’s become a mom…
She fucking sucks…no wait, she rips holes in condoms of guys she never wants to have leave her so that they stick to her uterus and make her babies….but that’s a form of sucking…just with less mouth.
Posted in:Jessica Alba
2010
26
Aug
I had no idea who this was when I saw the pics of her in a see thru, but realized she’s Miss Mexico trying to get extra attention after winning Miss Universe, since no one gives a fuck about Miss Universe and to make her Mexicon corrupt cop and drug dealing boyfriend who tries to extort tourists proud of the pussy he’s fucking when he’s not too busy fucking other pussy….Let’s face it, she’s not all that hot…but then again she did win a Miss Universe concert and she didn’t sign a modeling contract, she didn’t sign record deal, she didn’t get signed onto a new hot show or even porn contract….which is what all the actual hot girls are fighting over….but here is her see thru anyway….let’s hope this is the gateway to better things from her…
Posted in:Jimena Navarete
