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2022

07

Sep

Kate Beckinsale Bikini of the Day

Kate Beckinsale may be 100 fucking years old, the pussy may be dried up, the asshole blown out by all the oversized shit’s she’s taken on the days of the month she eats, but I would probably sign up to her OnlyFans to watch her diddle herself, or take loads from young cock, which I assume is her beauty tip for eternal youth!

I hate on all the old ladies trying to be the hot young ladies, rocking their hysterectomy scars from the pre-cancerous cells, despite their training in fucking and I guess not giving a fuck fucking, because some of us are as old as Kate Beckinsale and it was a time before trying to outdo porn chicks for male attention, if anything, most people had pretty standard sex, even though I was having raw anal with a chick back in High School, I know how to pick em, it wasn’t the norm! Sure she was half retarded, a good student, who listened to my direction, with her diabetes foot amputations, she was insecure, BUT I was still having raw anal in High School with a chick and not by the sports team hazing me, like you! SO I win!

So what if she stank, it was 40 fucking years ago, it’s not like I remember the stink, I mean I REMEMBER the stink, I couldn’t get it off me for months, but in HIND SIGHT it was hot, even though I was made fun for it by all my friends, and strangers!

Yeah, so people pointed and laughed at us, when I took her out for french fries, you have to show a girl a good time, if you want her to show you a good time, and if that means a walk of SHAME before the fuck, SO BE IT!

The point of the story, is not about how shit girls fucked when Beckinsale was young, she’s a rich kid, her parents actors, in the scene, so her FUCK was got ON, it’s just that at her age, basically YOUNG granny age, she’s still someone who’s FUCK I want to see get on, and THAT is the fucking point of this post!

Watch her squat without any concern of her bum hip, all frog like and ready to bounce on a cock, while rocking a bikini, I mean this is legendary animal shit and I wouldn’t mind smelling like whatever mothballs or whore shower scent she uses to cover up the rot!

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2022

07

Sep

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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In a world of lazy fat fucks turning into these grey skinned monsters who yell at us about how to live our lives, whether it’s with their masks, or vaccines or their false fear of dying, that if they really were scared of dying, would mean they’d hit the fucking gym and not take experimental medications, but the truth is they are just too fucking lazy to do that, so it is the easier option, but not too lazy to keep their damn mouths shut when sitting in their own shitty stench eating their junk food, because misery enjoys company and misery for whatever reason, I blame the anti-cyber-bully movement, is what all the corporations pander to, instead of ignoring them – THE WAY nature intended!

The point is as more and more people get fatter and fatter and whine more and more about how they are victimized, or victims of the system, rocking their anti-depressants while still being depressing as fuck, the hotter girls who go the gym are, it’s like they know, like we all know, that being fit is fucking hot, which is why all the woke libtards we all hate are the sloppiest looking pussy around and all the right wingers are hot chicks who hunt, not that libtards or right wingers are all that different, they are both slaves being manipulated by the people at the top of their respected ideologies, two sides of one evil coin, but I’ll choose the side with the hot chicks and you should to!

Now get to the gym to jerk off in the shower after convincing them you’re trans, because if we have to live under the restrictive libtards, we might as well make it work for us by tranny baiting that leads to MASTURBATING!

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2022

07

Sep

Lottie Moss Shaved Pussy of the Day

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Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’ sister that I like to call a mooch sister, because she’s appropriating Kate Moss’ name like some kind of NAME-BAITER, basically the equivalent of Shania Twain pretending she is native because her stepdad is native, or you know, people pretending to be retarded, disabled, autistic, other races, other genders, etc!

I don’t think it’s all that bad of a hustle, since her name is MOSS and she lets the people like you and me say shit like “OMG did you see Kate Moss’s sister, she sells her pussy on OnlyFans like a common hooker, hilarious, since her sister was all high profile, walking 4 fashion shows a day to build her reputation, putting actual hustle in, but we’re a no work generation, of selling pussy, so who cares”

The point of the story is, I’ll look at any pussy, even if it’s pussy that’s being sold to me, because I like pussy, and the fact it has a celebrity affiliation, even if I think they don’t spend Christmas together, it’s enough of an affiliation to jerk off to, which is the fucking point, I guess!

What a world!

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2022

07

Sep

Denise Richards Thong of the Day

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You gotta wonder who the sick fucks are that sign-up for Denise Richards’ subscription site to see her desperation in full effect!

I guess her kid turned 18 and she lost that Child Support money, so she needs to make ends meet to maintain that lifestyle she is used to, but that’s not our fucking problem, go work at a garden center or some other more meaningful shit that her low level celebrity could be used to help people! Launch a brand, sell Kambucha at the farmer’s market, I don’t fucking know, but selling nudes like a stripper modernizing her hustle, is just odd!

But instead, narcissists be whoring, thinking they look good, even when they should be ashamed of themselves, showing that old ass, post menopause, post hysterectomy, currently dried up and incontinent, SHE IS OLD!

I don’t mind looking at her edited hard thong whoring, but to think people pay for this is pretty pathetic and if she was to try to sell nudes, make them WORTHY of the money spent, when you get old and blown out, you can’t get away with the same content young hot chicks put out there, you know, start inserting things in your ass or something, show us that age isn’t a number, because of all the mileage you get and stunts you learn along the way!

Clearly, she’s lazy!

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2022

07

Sep

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy wedgies aren’t just a fad man, they are a way of life, man! Sure it’s trendy, but that’s only because everyone is a pervert and public masturbation seems so naughty and exciting in an desensitized era of “it’s hard to find things that make us cum, everything’s been done and is boring, so I guess I’ll cut my dick off and take a stab at that to get off”….

So pussy wedgies allow strangers to see the cunt, while allowing girls to get off on fabric jacked into their cunts, and the whole thing is just on big subtle perverted mess that allows me to see stranger danger cunt and as a fan of biological pussy, not whining internet pussies, that’s FUN for all involved!

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2022

07

Sep

Zoey Deutch Bikini of the Day

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Zoey Deutch is some NEPO baby, which I’ve learned is the term they are using for NEPOTISM babies, because some of these people are self aware, realize they are spoiled and lazy as shit, and know that any work they get is to keep it in the family, or because the people hiring them know their families!

So despite being degenerate money grubbing bought lying pieces of shit, celebrities still hold their high profile stance, even though you’d think people would turn their back on them, since they are bought liars here to push agendas, which means, their daughters can get as famous if not more famous thanks to the foundation their mom who was the mom in Back to the Future made for her!

That doesn’t mean she doesn’t need to thirst trap, or workout and take slutty bikini selifes like a freshly 18 year old high school grad deciding to do OnlyFans, and using selfies to lure fans, because that’s the fucking world we live in!

If you want to matter, working as an actress, having a trust fund, having rich parents and being rich because of those rich parents isn’t enough, you also need to be an internet whore, and this is Zoey Deutch’s attempt at that!

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2022

07

Sep

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed girls may oftentimes look like they smoke too much weed, have too many munchies, sit on couches far more than they sit on machines at the gym, but at least they are too blasted to be overly annoying, you know to ask you to socialize or go out to dinner parties or other shit, but they are probably will ask you to do shit, like bring them stuff when they are on the couch, which sounds like an annoying thing, like you’re a nurse caring for a half retard, but the good thing about it is they REALLY don’t want to get off that couch because they are high, so you can negotiate a blowjob!

Then there are the weed girls who aren’t sloth bitches, who can workout high, live a better life high, because the weed is the medication they need, so ultimately, a stoner chick is a win/win whether you get a fit hot one who doesn’t get half paralyzed, or if you get a fat fuck who just wants to eat chips and play videogames, so for that reason coupled with the fact they get naked, I’m into it!

Here are some weed girls!

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2022

07

Sep

The Girl Who Needs Men of the Day

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@th3_d3n I need #men in my #life… If you #think you don't, Think again!! #part1 Mkre to come on this.. I'll do one #everyday #GenshinTeleport #fyp ? original sound – TH3_D3N

This is a pretty funny Tiktok video by some girl who credits men for building and maintaining everything that makes a woman’s life easier, so stop the hatred towards men, since some women haven’t been indoctrinated to bullshit narratives that aren’t real, or aren’t jacked up on SSRIs and Birth Control pills, making them confused about what the male/female relationship is or should be!

This is a video to give you hope of a better tomorrow, because some girls out there, still like and want to be maintained by men!

They are’t all man haters who are cutting off their tits to be men!

I am not a man power, man activist, but I do think there’s a funny attack on men, so it is important to not get sucked into that shit, because if I see another self-apologetic man crying about how bad they feel about being a man, in this anti-man world, I am going to have to start man power activism!

If you have balls and a dick, use them the way you were wired to use them!

Here’s another chick who faults women for not being pure for their man, which you may or may not agree with, but at least there are chicks out there on your side1

Posted in:Videos

2022

07

Sep

Two Girls Dance Off and Other Videos of the Day

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Flexible in Fishnets

Slut Walker

Human Pretzel

Basketball Bitch

Sports Bra Outfit

The Street Walker

Slut Walks

Casual Bikini Dance

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

07

Sep

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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No Fat Chicks Allowed!

Insert your favorite fate joke in the comments!

We need to bring back shame to obesity!

I saw a great meme of a fat fuck girl with a thought bubble that read “Marilyn Monroe was Plus Sized” and I thought “brilliant”, because we’ve all met fat girls who try to convince us they are hot through Marilyn Monroe’s measurements!

This is my inclusivity and empowering post where the objective is to PRETEND to be inclusive, while pushing the whole “fat is fucking gross, starve yourself and do some fitness”!

Fat is not genetic, it’s diet and exercise, just watch any documentaries about famine, where are the fat people starving saying “I’m genetically predisposed to be fat, fat shamer, it’s not my diet or exercise”, dumb fucks!

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