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2010

15

Jul

Paris Hilton Obnoxious Posing of the Day

I liked the few months Paris Hilton disappeared. It allowed me to get on with my life and pretend that she ever really polluted my life, but for some reason she’s trying to make a comeback, as what, I’m not quite sure, cuz as far as I am concerned she peaked with her porn career and the rest of her stupid publicity stunt life was just a product of promoting that, and it went on too fucking long….but here she is doing her obnoxious pose like she’s a model, only she’s not actually modeling anything but herself, like she’s some kind of commodity that people give a fuck about and last time I checked that wasn’t anything anyone wanted to buy, if anything it was something they wish they never fucked as they picked the scabs off their genitals…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2010

15

Jul

Some Pussy at the ESPY Awards of the Day

I hate sports but I like the pussy who pretend they like sports because they get wet for athletes…or because they do it as a PR stunt because they know the majority of dudes like bitches who like sports, it’s like a fantasy to them or some shit and bitches trying to make are onto it….or maybe the pussy at this event is just there because an event about sports with just dudes is kinda homo….

Here’s Ashley Greene bundled up cuz she doesn’t think she has to show pussy or tit as she gets all this press for doing nothing so why bother trying…

Here’s Marisa Miller showing off her body that I am convinced used to be a stripper, it’s rare to find a face that haggard on a pussy that wasn’t getting paid 10 dollars a song…

Here’s Brooklyn Decker all fucking hype cuz she she was the SI cover girl and she is married to an Athlete, but really doesn’t deserve the press she’s been getting…

Here’s Emanuelle Chriqui, some Moroccan pussy straight from Canada that everyone wants to bang cuz they have no idea how annoying, obnoxious, irritating Moroccan pussy is…

And here is some bird faced bitch I am posting cuz she looks like a pigeon and like Mike Tyson, I like pigeon.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:ESPY

2010

15

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Tits for GQ Germany Photoshoot of the Day

This is the Lohan I like. Sure she’s a little chubby and is showing off fat tits, and the video was only shot a few months ago, cuz I posted the paparazzi version of this shit, but it was a time before all this bullshit fake courtroom drama, back when she realized relaunching her career while being a drunken fool involved getting as many photoshoots showing off her tit, instead of fake jail time and opening up rehab bullshit…this is the Lohan who still answered my calls and spent late nights eating popcorn on the phone letting me listen to her vagina clap, and by late nights eating popcorn on the phone letting me listen to her vagina clap, I mean being medicated to the point that she coulda been doing that but would have no memory of it in the morning. Either way, hot videoshoot.

Here are some of the actual pictures from the shoot.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2010

15

Jul

Pam Anderson’s Controversial New Ad of the Day

There is a lot of local buzz about this Pam Anderson Peta ad because the city I live in, Montreal, rejected her from getting a permit to launch the ad, they claim it is cuz it is sexist, but I think it has more to do with her not being worth the administrative resources now that she’s old, washed up, tired and irrelevant and it’s easier to just say no…

The concept of the Ad is that it looks like a butcher’s meat chart, basically saying cows are people too, but really just saying woman are cows and only worth their sum of their body parts depending on who you ask…

Their slogan “All Animals have the Same Parts” is a lie…at least I hope it is cuz now I am worried I have hepatitis now that I fucked the raccoon out back…it’s barbed wire tattoo just screamed “don’t use a condom”….

The real controversy in the whole thing is that if this is even Pamela Anderson in the picture, I mean when it comes to the point where there’s more photoshop than actual person when you can’t give them credit for being in the picture anymore….

Either way, here’s the pic…

Posted in:Pam Anderson

2010

15

Jul

Blake Lively’s Legs on Set of the Day

Blake Lively

I don’t know what is going on this summer, but I think it’s left me so bored with celebrity bullshit that I’m starting to dig the gossip girl bitches cuz they aren’t real celebs and I don’t think they really have any business being famous or on TV, but I do think they have every reason to start flashing body parts, but unfortunately, they’ve followed their storyline and become these fashionista cunts, instead of following the morals and values that got them to this level of celebrity to become whores, but at least they are showing off leg, cuz sometimes that’s enough…..unless you have an amputee fetish…in which case, these pics aren’t quite for you…

Pics via Fame
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Posted in:Blake Lively

2010

15

Jul

Jessica Simpson’s Large Back has Found Love of the Day

I used to live in a foster home and the daughter of the family I was living with was this bigger, greasy, ugly as fuck girl who I guess was fucking horny as shit, cuz she would always make sure to walk around half naked, or flash me without panties, all to seemingly be innocent, but really to try to get me turned on and into her, but at 14 years old, I didn’t really know how to deal with these things, mainly because my hormones weren’t strong enough for me to ignore how ugly she was….It went on for months, where I knew this monster wanted to jump me. I’d wake up and she’d be in my bed, I’d catch her masturbating, but I didn’t react like a normal dude, I’d run away freaked the fuck out cuz she was really that gross…but then she tricked me…she found dirt on me and realized that if she told her parents I was the one trying to fuck her, I’d get in fucking trouble, and really who would believe a 14 year old foster kid over their daughter, so one thing lead to another cuz I didn’t want to get set to the horrible foster home and next thing you know I’m giving her back massages, and despite how fucking pimply and broad the shit is, I get hard and next thing you know I’m as sucked in as Jessica Simpson’s boyfriend….only I didn’t have the choice to run…I became her sex slave and I had no where else to go and just had to suck it up…big back and all…so when I see this dude intentionally getting with this back….I realize that maybe big back isn’t the problem….and the girl who the big back is on is…cuz Jessica Simpson, in all her desperate to get knocked up glory and in all her fatness, is still Jessica Simpson and you’d have to be an idiot to not fuck her the second you have the chance..no matter how much you hate or are traumatized by big back…and that’s the life lesson of the day…it’s not the size of the back that counts, but the pussy it is attached to.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2010

15

Jul

Dumpy Mischa Barton Kisses Some Gay Dude Badly of the Day

Mischa Barton is looking pretty fucking disgusting. She’s fat and ratty and is either on drugs to medicate all her broken dreams and justifiable feelings of inadequacies, or she’s just being a hipster who does shower or get her hair done, but who takes her flashy jazz shoes seriously, and really who cares about Mischa Barton, she’s a think of the past, I mean other than the clearly gay dude who is pretending to be her boyfriend cuz gay dudes love fat, broken chicks with any level of celebrity, especially if they pay their way….I mean if you notice, motherfucker is scared to kiss the bitch, but in defense to his sexuality, so would most straight dudes….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Mischa Barton

2010

14

Jul

Irina Shayk Topless in GQ of the Day

I guess when this soccer player pussy went down to South Africa for the World Cup looking for new soccer cock to stick inside her cuz in Europe, Soccer players are bigger than celebrities, she got recruited to do an issue of South Africa GQ…and they got her in a See Thru top, to show the world the nipples her boyfriend Ronaldo doesn’t suck on, cuz he’s too buy masturbating to cock…..

I’ve done at least one post on her today and figured it was only a matter of time that her nudity would surface…since she’s a new face and with all new faces come the scandals of their past or the scandals of the present thanks to their excitement from all the attention

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2010

14

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes I get distracted when I see women in their mid 40s in the skimpiest, tightest dresses smoking cigarettes on the steps of fancy restaurants, so distracted that instead of pulling out my dick and masturbating in public to them, I come home to post my fucking steplinks for two idiots who click them….if you know what I mean….even though I am not sure what I mean…

The Hills May Be Over But Here Are The 15 Hottest Sluts from L.A
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Mel Gibson Stars In ‘Blow ME Or I’ll Burn the House Down’
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I Wanna Be All Over Angelina Jolie’s Thigh Tattoo
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Because Where Else Are You Going to Find a Slut Low Enough To Let You Bang Her?
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The 10 Sexiest Miami Heat Cheerleaders Who LeBron Will Probably Fuck
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Karissa Shannon Bascially Tells The Whole World Shes a Pedophile
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Some January Jones
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The 10 Hottest Cheerleader Wives/Girlfriends
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Ingrid Chauvin is See Through
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Eva Mendes Says The Dumbest Things, But She’s Hot and I Don’t Care
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Jody and a Massive Toy
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R&B Slut Cat Fight
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Kate Sajur is a Hot Piece of Ass
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Even With a Wheelchair and a Neck Brace, I Still Bang Rosie Perez
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Irina Sheik
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Tan Line Hottie
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Check Out the Body on Erika
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Sarah Harding In A Bikini Gets Me Going…
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Avy and Puma Get It On – VIDEO
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Some Selita Ebanks, Just Cause
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Now That’s What I Call Clevage
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Daisy Lowe Looks Liek a Dirty Slut in These Ads
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Lindsay Lohan Has Officially Come Up With The Worst Idea of the Century
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File this under: “Bitches need a check….and a publicity stunt”
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Asian Teen and a Vibrator – VIDEO
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Maxim Campus Cuties – VIDEO
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Some Sluts at the Inception Premiere
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Say Hello to Sammi Rhodes
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Busty Teen in the Shower
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Emma Stone is Looking Hot in GQ
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Busty Backflip Fail of the Day – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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A Guide to Disney’s Horrible Female Role Models (feat. Photo Evidence)
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Penny Cruz Got Married, So Let’s Look At Some Hot Photos Of Her
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25 Insane Race Car Crash Videos
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Hot Blonde/Nice Ass – VIDEO
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Ohhhh Jennifer Aniston is Playing Dirty and I Like It!
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Hot Sluts of Summer – GALLERY
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Joanna Krupa Is Just Hot… It’s That Simple
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5 TV Hotties We Want To See In Porn
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A Guide to Disney’s Horrible Female Role Models w/ Photo Evidence
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Some Whore in a See Through Bikini
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

14

Jul

Monica Cruz Drunk of the Day

Penelope Cruz got married to some dude named Javier who was in a movie with her and who is also Spanish and her sister Monica got fucking wasted and there’s something about wasted girls stumbling around, passed out on the sidewalk shoeless, that is porno to me and if I could, all women would act like this all the time, cuz that is when they make ill-decisions that usually lead to me having unprotected sex, or at least to me getting pics of their cunts while pantyless and spread eagled on a park bench….

This is my kind of girl….and if you happen to be a girl who accidentally just landed on the site…..take her lead…and send in pics…Thanks in advance.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Monica Cruz