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2010

02

Jul

Fake Katy Perry Topless Picture of the DAy

A picture of some big breasted chick who looks a lot like Katy Perry is making the rounds today and I figure fake or not this is probably a good enough rendition of Katy Perry topless to make it legit….I’m not sure if you get what I mean, but let me put it to you like this…you don’t need to see the Mona Lisa in person to know a sketch or picture someone made of it is the Mona Lisa, you kinda just get the gist of it and really that’s all that matters….

But the good news is that I know two people who have fucked the real Katy Perry, and both those people have pictures, they just won’t share them with me but I am working on it…

You see she was a slut when she was breaking out of her religious oppressed household…and there’s documented proof that I’m working on getting for you, just stay tuned….

In the meantime here’s a taste of what it may look like…a taste I can only assume her management staged.

Posted in:Katy Perry

2010

02

Jul

Lara Stone Honeymoon Bikini Pictures of the Day

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[IMAGES REMOVED BECAUSE THE CHUBBY BRITISH COMEDIAN THINKS PEOPLE ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT WHO HE IS AND HE TRIED TO SUE ME LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH HE CLEARLY IS WHICH IS PROBABLY ONE OF HIS BEST JOKES YET, I MEAN OTHER THAN PRETENDING HE IS STRAIGHT]

Lara Stone is some gap-toothed top model who married some chubby balding British Comedian and here they are on their honeymoon and she’s wearing a bikini, proving that once you hit commercial success on TV, like with a show called Little Britain that everyone seems to love, the pussy comes crawling your way, cuz not only do you make them laugh in person, but you also make them laugh when they see you on TV and that’s some kind of panty dripping mechanism I should have figured out earlier on in life before I realized how easy it is to get on TV….in a time when I wasn’t too fat and lazy to get on TV and all I am sure of is that this dude is enjoying every second of his success as he hides his dick in this pussy every night and that’s really all there is to say about that…

Posted in:Lara Stone

2010

02

Jul

Britney Spears Finally Loses Her Shit Again of the Day

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I have no fucking idea what is going on in these pictures…I just know the shit is fucking amazing…Britney Spears has finally brought back what she’s good at and that’s losing her fucking shit…Part of me wants to know what triggered this…was it a bad Starbucks experience cuz she went with the Vanilla Bean Latte instead of her regular Mocha, or is there more to the story…I need to see this in video to either try to understand what the deal is but mainly to laugh at or jerk off to which is a nice change of pace as I normally cry when I jerk off…and that’s really all I have to say about that…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears

2010

02

Jul

Katy Perry Kissed a Girl and it was Boring of the Day

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We get it – she made a reputation for herself by launching her career with a song called “I kissed a girl and I liked it” and now she has to live up to it, otherwise more people will know she’s a pig rolling around in her own fucking bullshit to keep cool…The kiss is awkward and there is no tongue and reminds me of when I used to try to get High School girls to kiss in the park, it’s like no tongue, hardly a kiss on the lips, boring shit you’d see someone do to their dying grandmother in hopes to breathe some life back into her…and not something you’d jerk off to…

Now get her fucking song out of my head…they polluted my life with it last year and I can only assume it was some brainwashing technology that made me memorize it without wanting to leading to album sales and I guess the damage is fucking done…and I’m not very happy about it….but I can only blame Katy Perry for doing this to me and I will have to one day find my revenge…ideally via hate-titty-fucking….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Katy Perry

2010

01

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent the better part of the day convulsing in the bottom of a shower thanks to Canada drinking, unfortunately no chicks decided to join me for Canada because I got no bitches on call, just a wife who doesn’t fit in our soiled, mildew, gutter shower stall.

Here are my stepLINKS, let’s hope tomorrow is a better day…time to start drinking again…it’s addictions like this that make me hate myself…for putting myself through this…but there’s something magical when booze runs through my fucking soul…

The 25 Hottest Canadian Women
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Mel Gibson Black Rape Fantasy is Getting Him in Trouble…
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PEE WEE RETURNS TO THE BIG SCREEN!!!
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Find Sluts Here
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Liz Hurley Hotness
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Heather Graham and Jessica Stroup Make Out
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10 Athlete-Celebrity Hookups Waiting To Happen
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Now THOSE Are Some BIG Tits
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If You’ve Got No Rap With Women, Maybe Your iPhone Can Help
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Megan Fox upskirt
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Lauren Hill is Lookin Hot
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Check Out Ariel’s Pussy
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Ferris Bueller is Lucky Principal Rooney Didn’t Molest Him
(Holy Shit You Won’t Believe This of the Day)
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Scariest. Pole Dance. Ever. – Video
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Esther Baxter Strips Down and Oils Up
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Elle Macpherson is Still Hot, Still Has Nipples
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This One is For the Assmen
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Check Out Brooke Burke
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Maliah Michel is Skinny Dipping
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Valeria Marini Working The Thong Bikini
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Angelina Jolie is Lookin Hot
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Brooke Cherry is Naked
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Some Sofia Vergara
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Hot Asian Girls Make Thursday Bearable
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Yeah I’d Still Bang Julia Roberts
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That Slut From the Bachelor May Just Do Playboy
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cam Girl, Tits and Panties
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Ahhh Penelope Cruz
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sophie Monk Just Cause
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Mindy Vega hotness
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LETS DESTROY AN IPHONE – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashian Unleashes Her Bodacious Wax Figure
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The 100 Greatest Movie Insults
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Amy Locane is Going to Jail Forever
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Stunt Man Galore
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Striptease of the Day
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Emma Frain is Topess
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Heather and Her Best Friend
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The 66 Most Underrated Women of 2010
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Say Hello to Stephanie
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2010

01

Jul

Kelly Rowland’s Fake Tits of the Day

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Here are some Destiny Child implants cuz that’s pretty much all she’s got going for her since Beyonce rode her like Jay Z rode Rihanna before stealing all her glory, leaving her rich and without a band or a solo career even comparable to Beyonce’s cuz Beyonce is a cunt and would never allow that shit to happen…she’d kill a bitch before letting her go up against her….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kelly Rowland

2010

01

Jul

Kelly Bensimon’s Ripped Orange Jogging Body of the Day

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This leather faced piece of garbage who married Elle Macpherson’s baby daddy and kept his name cuz it gave her a little status in her whore life cuz all she ever accomplished was sucking his fashion photographer dick to feel associated with the glamourous life blocked me on facebook….and to think all the nice things I wrote in her comments about how bad I wanted to see her orange, yellow, Moroccan named fleshy and muscular pussy on stage at a strip club doing chin-ups were deleted and will never be again…what a waste of fucking time on this waste of fucking space cunt….and here she is orange and jogging.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kelly Bensimon

2010

01

Jul

Monica Bellucci Cleavage of the Day

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Here are some 45 year old Italian tits everyone used to go nuts over and I am sure there are still a handful of losers out there in the land of internet virgins who are still masturbating to her back catalog of hot pics from before her hips turned boxy and her tits turned saggy, but in her defense, most Italian women I know who are in their 40s have an ass only years of pasta eating and breeding can make…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Monica Bellucci

2010

01

Jul

Jessica White’s Long Model of the Day

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Here is some SI Swimsuit model named Jessica White, who happens to be black, proving how much photoshop helps her when it comes to her pictorials, the good news is that being a model means having amazing legs, and having amazing legs mean’s I like you, no matter how stupid your facial expressions are….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Jessica White

2010

01

Jul

Katy Perry in a Short Skirt of the Day

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I gotta hand it to religion. I figure if you oppress your kid enough they will break free and show the world what they’ve been hiding under their turtle necks all these years, and in Katy Perry’s case, it works out alright for us, since nothing else that she does is remotely interesting….I know she’s a right time, right place situation that would have never happened if she didn’t live in LA…and I know her album was a joke that she laughed about with her friends…but for some reason shit just hit and I guess I can’t hate her for that and I also can’t hate her spanx for making me think she may actually have a decent body….

Here are some other pics of Katy Perry’s tits in another dress, cuz that’s all she’s got going for her…except for the fact that she has this ridiculous pop career that involves her shitty singing and awkward dancing….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Katy Perry