2010
30
Jun
Here’s some of the latest shit going on in the news….to remind you that we are hopeless…
Students catch professor surfing web for sex
New bill could name people who view porn at public library
Cops: Orlando Carjackers couldn’t drive a stick
Dallas Cop Fired for Forcing Sexual Favors
Maggots Delay U.S. Airways Flight
Posted in:stepNEWS
2010
29
Jun
I spent the better part of my night last night surrounded by hundreds of women, unfortunately they all ignored me cuz I didn’t belong, but luckily there was open bar so I made myself at home….and it turns out that when you are the weird guy everyone pretends isn’t there, girls don’t notice when you position yourself to see up all their skirts….I saw pussy of all race, cree and religions…some in panties…some not…and really everyday girl pussy is far better than stripper pussy any fucking day…not that you would know…
Here are my stepLINKS as I recover with this complimentary bottle of Remy Martin I stole from the shit after getting served by topless women…cuz I am hurting still…
More of the Kelly Brook Bathing Suit PR Hustle – This Time With Pussy Definition…
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The Coach of the German Footbal Team is Picking His Nose and Eating It – VIDEO
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Because These Sluts Are Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Sofia Vergara’s Tightly Wrapped MILF Boobs
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The 20 Worst Movie Monsters EVER
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The 30 Hottest Former Wives and Girlsfriends of Sports Stars
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Penelope Cruz Bathing Suit Wedgie
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Ohhhhhh Freida Pinto
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The 20 Hottes Vampires
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Emily in the Bedroom
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Guess Which Hot Female Super Model is Going Bald? Here’s The Photos
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Virgin Gets Herself Off
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This Zit Faced and Disgustingly Ugle Teacher Was Fucking Her Students and Just Got Ten Years
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Anya Monzikova is One Hot Blonde
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How About Some Jessica Jane Clement – VIDEO
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WHEN BIRDS ATTACK
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Meet Nyla B
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Lookin Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Miley Cyrus Sluts It Up
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Jenaya Has One Tight Body
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Cheryl Tweedy is Looking Hot
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Cute With Big Tits Is The Winning Combination
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Briteny Spears Isn’t Looking Like a Dirty Napkin For Once
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Jessica Simpson Moronic Moment of the Day
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UK Playboy Cyber Girl Madison Welch
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Fire
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A Disgusting, But HILARIOUS Prank
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Paris Hilton is Actually Looking Fuckable
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Check Out Debbie Teen
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Random Photo Fun of the Day
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Salma Hayek Drops Some Serious Cleavage On Jimmy Fallon
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The 10 Funniest Movies Scenes From The Last 10 Years
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The 10 Funniest Movies Scenes From The Last 10 Years
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Kandyland V Body Painted Models With Celebrities
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And That’s Why You Don’t Let a girl Ride a Scooter
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Striptease of the Day
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Sophie Reade Naked Photo Shoot
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Tess Taylor Arlington
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Irina Sheik and Jessica White Wear Bikinis, Hug a Lot
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Hey There Tasena
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2010
29
Jun
This has to be a fucking monster…there is no way this has sex…I don’t care how many awards she’s been given…they should be given back cuz she doesn’t look like a woman…she doesn’t even look fucking human…and that’s unfair to the real people she was nominated with…it’s probably unfair to any guy who has been horny enough to fuck her because she has a vagina…in one of those “why do you have to seduce me and test my willpower by coming onto me hard enough to make me struggle with my moral, values and standards cuz I just can’t say no to fucking any pussy” situations….That’s all I have to say about that….but I’m thinking she’s probably a lesbian cuz lesbians are more open minded to ugly and look past the horrible surface and see the fragile angel inside with the hefty bank account….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Tilda Sweeton
2010
29
Jun
The people have new interest in Kelly Brook, even though she’s been getting half naked for a decade, because she’s been doing a major career push as she knows her natural tits aren’t quite as perky as they once were, and now’s the final stretch to make as much cash as possible so that she can finally retire, despite these pictures of her in her bikini relaxing cuz her life is so fucking stressful, screaming that she already lives like she’s retired….and who really cares what I have to say, just look at her tits.
To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link
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Posted in:Kelly Brook
2010
29
Jun
I didn’t know that inbreds made legs like this…I always thought one leg would be longer than the other, or her foot would be clubbed, or webbed, or whatever weirdness comes when both your backwoods trailer park parents are related but I guess I was wrong, and the only real proof of her being inbred is her wonky fucking face and really I guess that doesn’t matter cuz everyone seems to love that shit enough to make it a big fucking star, so maybe inbred is the key to success…and here are her legs…
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Kristen Stewart
2010
29
Jun
There’s this thing with Hepatitis that makes it contagious….so when you’re dating Tommy Lee…you need to be vaccinated…and assuming that even if the bitch is vaccinated…there’s still the chance that some of the shit managed to beat down the doors of her immune system…cuz his strain is Rockstar and penetrates as many livers as his dick has penetrated women…meaning that after these freaks break-up, because they will, this pussy that may have once been young and fresh and maybe even wanted in her circle of friends, may not have the same appeal…obviously she’ll still get laid proper cuz guys will fuck anything…but they may have second thoughts going down on her…like she was a hooker…unless of course they were already HIVed up and pretty much open to risk since they’ve already got the worst of it….and here are her pics…
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Tommy Lee
2010
29
Jun
Annalynne McCord is a risk taker, cuz here she is in a pair of white pants….she must have just finished her period cuz every pre-pubescent girl in middle school knows that the bomb can drop at any fucking time so white pants aren’t just not to be worn after labor day, they are not to be worn ever…she must not be pregnant cuz any pregnant girls knows not to wear white pants ever in the event of a miscarriage…she must not eaten cuz anyone with stomach issues or food in their stomach knows not to wear pants cuz white sharting is hard to hide when there’s a brown wet spot on her ass….she must not being going to get lap dances cuz my friend once wore light colored pants and was left with a yellow streak that tasted horrible of god knows what on his shit….
I don’t ever know why I do posts on this bitch, I guess I just feel for her cuz she’s so hung up on her fame but that’s shit’s not gonna last and I’m just helping make this experience a good one for her…despite her being real fucking ugly…I guess I just like the underdog aspiring celebrity before she washes the fuck up and is forgotten. I’m nice like that….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Annalynne McCord
2010
29
Jun
Annalynne McCord is a risk taker, cuz here she is in a pair of white pants….she must have just finished her period cuz every pre-pubescent girl in middle school knows that the bomb can drop at any fucking time so white pants aren’t just not to be worn after labor day, they are not to be worn ever…she must not be pregnant cuz any pregnant girls knows not to wear white pants ever in the event of a miscarriage…she must not eaten cuz anyone with stomach issues or food in their stomach knows not to wear pants cuz white sharting is hard to hide when there’s a brown wet spot on her ass….she must not being going to get lap dances cuz my friend once wore light colored pants and was left with a yellow streak that tasted horrible of god knows what on his shit….
I don’t ever know why I do posts on this bitch, I guess I just feel for her cuz she’s so hung up on her fame but that’s shit’s not gonna last and I’m just helping make this experience a good one for her…despite her being real fucking ugly…I guess I just like the underdog aspiring celebrity before she washes the fuck up and is forgotten. I’m nice like that….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Annalynne McCord
2010
29
Jun
Coco is a whore, sure she’s exclusive to Ice T, but she’s still a fucking whore. Everything about her screams whore, except maybe her size, since most whores I know are emaciated drug addicts…
It amazes me how this ass doesn’t have sloppy messy cellulite all over it, but I guess when you get ass implants, that’s just they way shit ends up, a big, awkward and square shaped hard disaster. It also amazes me that people find it hot…the only thing amazing about it is that it’s just fucking weird looking, like some circus freak shit….and jerking off to something just because it is weird looking may be because you are bored of jerking off to the standard things people jerk off to, meaning you’ve jerked off way too much since the last time you got laid, and maybe should consider hiring a hooker, cuz otherwise it’ll take some illegal shit to get you off, just some advice from someone who’s been there.
So here is a big fucking ass, in a small fucking bikini that their is really no point in wearing, but these are staged pictures and staged pictures always a cry for attention….and at least she’s doin’ it right…
Posted in:Coco
2010
29
Jun
I guess retired model Naomi Campbell got offered so much money to do this photoshoot that she couldn’t refuse, but she’s a fucking diva and wasn’t going to go out of her way to get a bikini wax for the shit, cuz that requires effort and she’s a lazy fucking pig….so lazy that her hundreds of millions of dollars she made as a model was too annoying to spend, so she went and locked down some Russian billionaire to pay her way, cuz that’s just the kind of cunt she is, hairy, obnoxious and really fucking expensive….
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Naomi Campbell
