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2010

23

Jun

Mary J Blige’s Unfortunate Bikini Pictures of the Day

In Mary J. Blige’s defense, she was never a woman with any sex appeal. People didn’t jerk off to her music videos, she was never considered the hottest thing, and never appeared on those bullshit hot lists that men’s magazines create to sell advertising and legitimize their bullshit, so when she got out in a bikin a few years after being popular, I didn’t expect to see anything I was going to like, and it turns out I was right, this shit is vile and horrible to look at. She should have never put the bikini on, and considering that 95% of black people don’t know how to swim, statistics say she has no business in the shit, so she’s doing this intentionally, maybe to break down stereotypes, except the one that states black bitches have fat asses that aren’t always as awesome as they could be…

So here she is squeezing into her shorts…

Here are some more pics of Mary J. Blige squeezing er fat ass into a pair of shorts, while showing off her fat titties in a bikini top….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Mary J Blige

2010

23

Jun

Jojo Levesque’s Twitter Bikini Pictures of the Day

Remember this bitch? She was Miley before there was a Miley. She was some underage pussy that everyone wanted to fuck just cuz she was underage. There was nothing hot about her, there was nothing and then she started dating a black dude and quickly become a fantasy of the past….

Well it turns out she’s posting bikini pictures on Twitter to get people to remeber her by following her in some kind of internet candle lit memorial with tits in a bikini top instead of candles…at least she still got cool friends….

Posted in:Jojo Levesque

2010

23

Jun

Adriana Lima Topless for V Magazine of the Day

Adriana Lima was more fun when she was a crazy Catholic girl from Brazil who claimed she was a virgin, but spent her days getting paid stupid money to model naked. It was like this confusing shit I couldn’t get my head around but I knew it was hot…way hotter than when crazy Catholic girls become whores and fuck everyone…because 25 year old hot virigns is just on another level…I am convinced shit was a lie to begin with, it just made her that much more exciting to jerk off to. It was probably a language barrier issue and she was really trying to tell people that because she was a crazy Catholic girl she respects virgins, but she’s too busy to care, because she’s out practicing getting knocked up, which unfortunately, she got good at, and now has to live with for the rest of her life…but she’s still looing good to me.

Posted in:Adriana Lima

2010

23

Jun

Some Erotic Addidas Promo Video of the Day

I saw this Adidas video and figured since Soccer is going nuts, or at least the Eurotrash in this city are going nuts for Soccer and everywhere I look I see bitches in Soccer Jerseys, and I’d much rather see them stripping the shit off, unless they aren’t actually bitches but jus dainty men who look like bitches because spending more time doing his hair than a stripper before her first out of town show and squeezing into tight pants is the European way…

Unfortunately, Adidas aren’t paying me to post this shit, but I figure when they give to the community of perverts by taking our World Cup fetishes to another level, they deserve the free press, and it’s not like anyone actually reads my site anyway..

Posted in:Adidas

2010

22

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I got to drinking and forgot I had a website I needed to update…but then I remembered and here are my stepLINKS with no story…cuz nothing interesting ever comes to mind….but lots of interesting come to the stepLINKS. That’s the story I heard….

Lohan is Gonna Pose Nude With Her Scram Bracelet? WTF?!
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Everybody Hates Tori
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Because It’s an Endless Stream of Sluts and Whores
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Emmy Rossum’s Sexy 80’s Leg Warmers
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10 of the Greatest Soccer Fails
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Mmmmmm Abbey Clancy
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How About Some Jessica Jane Clement
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Emmanuelle Seigner is Nekkid!
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Lucy Liu is Still Hot
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THE REUNION OF THE CENTURY: La Toya & Bubbles
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Trina is Playing in the Tub
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Perfect Tits and Lingerie – VIDEO
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Does Thinking Amber Rose is Looking Alright in These Bikini Shots Make Me Gay?
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Sabrina Jales Has a Tight, Tight Body
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Bask in All That is Sunny Lane
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Rosa Acosta is Pure Hotness
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Kristin Cavallari Showing Off Ass Cheek With Backskirt
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Corinna May Well Have the Most Perfect Tits I Have Ever Seen in My Life
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Mmmmmmm Charlize Theron
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How About a Sexy and Topless Librarian
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Some Rihanna Casual Hotness
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And More Sadness Regarding Gary Coleman, as If His Death Wasn’t Fucked Up Enough Already
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Nyomi and Mischa Lick Pussy
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Emma Glover’s Favourite Underwear For Nuts
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You Know, I Think America Ferrera is Pretty Cute Sometimes
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Jessie Summers is Hot and That’s All There is To It
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I Love a Random Pic Dump, So Here One Is
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Liz Hurley and Her Massive Fucking Cleavage
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The 10 Dirtiest Moments In Game Show History
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ginger Spice is Rocking a Bikini
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Kid Versus Punching Bag
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Striptease of the Day
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Jakki Degg and Her Sweet Tits
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Mariko is one Hot Asian
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Jessica James and Sandee Westgate Are Looking Fine
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DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GO EAT AT FRIENDLY’S RIGHT NOW
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Check Out Alexis
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Follow Me!
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

22

Jun

Jessica Hart Bikini Pictures of the Day

I like bitches in bikinis. I prefer when they are fit and look good in bikinis but I take what I can get.

So if it’s a matter of watching girls in a bikini who are fat, skinny, HIV Positive of virgins I’m down….and if they are in their bikinis in their backyards, on their balconies, in the parks, at the public pool, at the local beach, at the terminally ill ward at the hospital and not actually in bikinis, but in hospital gowns that look like bikinis with a pair of scissors I get away with cuz of the morphine, I’m down…

Now I may not know who Jessica Hart is, but I hear she’s a mode from Australia, the land of bitches in bikinis, and really it doesn’t matter what she does, cuz she’s in a bikini and like I said that’s all it takes for me to be down…


To See The Rest of the PIctures – Follow The Link
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Posted in:Jessica Hart

2010

22

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

The world is a fun place and here is the proof….I have a feeling none of you watch these videos cuz I get no comments on these posts, but I am keeping shit around for now cuz I like it and that’s all that matters.

Doctor caught spying on patients & employees

Audrina Patridge Stalker Pleads No Contest

Man Evades Truck Crashing into Building

Caught on Tape: Burglar Pulls Food from Underwear

FL Woman Beat Up Boyfriend Over Last Beer

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

22

Jun

Amanda Seyfried is Still Boring as Fuck of the Day

Fuck bitch…step it up. I’ve been tracking her in hopes she’d slip up from being this consistently boring cunt, but she’s been very loyal to her cause and keeps up the boring hustle, despite having seen her naked in a movie, and despite her potential to take over the paparazzi cuz the world is eager for new pussy to be flashed, but instead she just goes shopping with her homosexual friend, fully clothed, fully covered up, with no make-up on, like some kind of tree hugger lookin’ to raise money to help the oil clean up efforts and the whole thing upsets me. Wasted youth, wasted celebrity pussy wasting my fucking time. Cunt.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2010

22

Jun

Jessica Alba is Still Hot of the Day

Just a heads up….I can’t testify that her pussy is still up to speed or even still a pussy after the baby, but the rest of her looks alright to me and that’s all that matters to me since I’m not trying to stick my dick in her gaping hole and not touching the vagina walls, I’m just looking at pictures of it clothed and that’s all I have to say about that….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2010

22

Jun

Salma Hayek’s Mom Nipples of the Day

Salma Hayek is a good fertile Mexican designed to breed….She’s got fat milk filled tits, a fat ass, wide hips ready to drop a new baby every 9 months, and her nipples are like faucets ready to feed a small town and despite having lost her appeal since she’s old and washed up, she’s still got her moments and I guess here’s a glimpse of what was…..and who really cares…cuz as a Mexican she’s automatically a second rate citizen and seeing her ego and celebrity blind her of that, annoys me. She’s the kind of Mexican who forgets she is Mexican the kind of bitch who is trying to be white so hard that she has Mexican staff maintaining her house that she treats like second rate citizens…but I guess her mom tits have the ability to make me ignore that….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Salma Hayek