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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

Jun

Jessica Simpson Can’t Hide Her Fat with Her Purse of the Day

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These Jessica Simpson fat as fuck pictures hit close to home. Not because I am used to being let down by pussy I found hot…but because I have seen various women in my life kill their sex appeal like it was a bad friend who was trying to steal from them by eating their fucking faces off….mainly my wife…who was actually not so bad looking before she married me…but for some reason she just decided to start eating, to stop moving, and to never stop until she exploded…..and it is one of life’s great tragedies….

I saw the different phases of emotional eating until you turn into a fat fucking piece of shit that scares little kids and disgusts everyday people cuz it’s just not fucking human and Jessica Simpson is textbook.

It starts with a few pounds from one too many deserts….to slowly enough weight people start noticing…to strategic dressing so that people can’t tell just how fat and disgusting you are…from covering your gut with your purse, to wearing ill fitting pants hoping it’ll make you slim the fuck down like Jessica Simpson in these pictures.. to not giving a fuck and stuffing your fucking face cuz you’ve officially given up…developing diabetes, having limbs removed and smelling like shit no matter how long you shower cuz some places are just too hard to reach…..

It’s amazing what getting divorced, having failed relationship after failed relationship, having a failed record, having your younger sister go on to do all the things you wanted to do when she was always in your shadow and you were always the focal point can do to a bitches spirit….and I’d still fuck her…but I have no standards…and fat or not, she’s still Jessica Simpson….while my wife is just fat and nobody and I still fuck her….but I don’t think jerking off to these pics is right…unless you’re black…in which this bitch is right where you need her to be….and that’s enough of that.

Here she is in ill-fitting pants…

Here she is covering up her fat stomach with her purse….

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2010

Jun

Jade Jagger’s Tit Through Her Armpit of the Day

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I always try to scope out tits through a bitch’s sleeve and it works more than you know cuz for some reason bitches never realize we can see right into their shit through their sleeve cuz they are too focused on not letting us see their shit through their neckline….

It’s like a secret open door they don’t know about and everytime they lift their arm to get something off a shelf, to stretch, or even when they are trying to cover their collar so no one can see down their shirt when they bend over to pick something up….

Just the other day I was staring at some work out woman’s tit in a bra for at least 5 minutes while she was in line for coffee…I’m telling you…it’s commonplace…it happens always…you just have to look out for it….

What doesn’t happen as often is when an older sloppy bitch who I guess is related to or was married to Mick Jagger sits at some event and her tit is loose enough to hang out of the armpit of her shirt…it’s like extreme version of what my armpit titty peeping is used to and that is what makes these pictures pretty much amazing….

Pics via Bauer

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2010

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know if you realize this – but it is summer and it is a fucking pussy parade outside. I was standing on the corner for the last few hours and there was a fucking sea of women….all in very skimpy clothes, I’m talking exposed ass cheeks and braless t-shirts in the heat….and I’m convinced the whole city smells of pussy shit….and I am pretty hooked on it.

So why the fuck are you even reading this…seriously…this is ridiculous of you….quit your fucking job…stop being such a little scared bitch and get out there and take advantage cuz I know if I wasn’t married I’d be all up in that shit taking advantage of them…preferably the ones with daddy issues…I mean if the pussy wasn’t creeped on first contact because I guess that’s just the vibe I give off….

Either way, here are my stepLINKS…

SOMEBODY CALL SHERLOCK HOLMES! LINDSAY LOHAN HAS HOT TITS AND WAS FRAMED…AGAIN!
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Lookin Good Sweethearts
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Because Everyone Loves a Nice Dirty Slut
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Britney Spears’s Nipples Are Peering Right Through Your Eyes into the Window of Your SOUL
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The Olsen Twins Want You to Eat Pizza – VIDEO
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Digital Disasters: The 10 Lamest Sports Video Games of All-Time
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Remember the Loser Virgin Who Spazzed When His Mom Cancelled His WoW Account? Well Here He Is Spazzing in Gymnastics Class
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Birthday Girl Selma Blair is Showing Off Her Tits
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Some Ashley Greene Hotness
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Katie is Playing With Her Pussy
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The Only Reason I Would Ever Have a Baby is to Do Things Like This With It, Which Pretty Much Tells Me I Should Never Have a Baby Ever
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Princess Donna Definitely Isn’t Treated Like a Princess
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WTF of the Day: Man Kills 3-Month-Old Son in Front of Police
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Mmmmmm Vanessa Hudgens
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Nickie Minaj is Looking Trashy Hot in a New Photoshoot
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I Don’t Know Who Perrey Reeves is But She Had an Upskirt and Here It Is
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Madelyn, Marie and Sammie Get It On
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Too Bad Lady Gaga Didn’t Smash Her Head Open and Get Brain Damage in These Pics of Her Tripping and Falling
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Katie Larmour is an Irish Hottie
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Some Whores to Round Your Day Off Right
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Avril Lavigne is a Fucking Midget
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Prostitute in Her New Movie and I Like It – VIDEO
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Lesbian Pussy Lovers – VIDEO
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In Case You Missed the Awesome Video of Shamwow Vince Promoting Eminem’s New Album
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Nicole Richie is Looking Hot
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Mmmmmm Kellie Looks Tasty
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Busty Twins on a Webcam
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Cameron Diaz is Leggy
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Sometimes You Need a (Fail) Montage – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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THE AWESOME INTERNET DRUNK HALL OF FAME
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Nichole Sparx is a Thinner, Hotter Version of Coco
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Mmmmmm Check Out Maggie Grace
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Reckless Mother of the Day – VIDEO
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Jerry Seinfeld Hates Lady Gaga! Yes!
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Gotta Love the Sluts of Summer
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More Salma Hayek MILF Cleavage
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Texas Says No Porn, No Gays, No Sodomy…Where’s The Fun In That?
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2010

Jun

Katy Perry in a Tight Dress Showing Off Her Sloppy Body of the Day

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Katy Perry’s new album theme is pretty appropriate. This whole candy, milk and cookies, ice cream theme suits her tight dress wearing sloppy lookin gunt right. I hate this pig, I hate her novelty act, I hate her music, I hate her awkward dancing that is not hot no matter how hard she tries to make it hot, I think she’s a stain on the entertainment industry.

I do however like the kid recording this clip, especially when he says shut up…it’s substantially more interesting and takes more skill than anything this cunt is doing in her performance….

All she has is good tits and I guess sometimes that’s enough….

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2010

Jun

Elsa Pataky Flashes Her Panties of the Day

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I don’t know who Elsa Pataky is. I know I have googled her name before but whatever she does, just doesn’t stick, but I do know that I like her style, cuz short skirts are meant to be used as a seemingly innocent way to flash cunt, it’s the whole point of the fuckin’ things, otherwise a bitch would just wear pants, so who she is and whatever she does, I know she’s a fucking success today…next time let’s hope she slides the panties over a little…makes shit more interesting….

Pics via Fame

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2010

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s some random shit going on in the news….cuz the world is doomed and I like to keep track of it….

A Connecticut man attacked his wife in her sleep with a hammer and then took the cordless phone so she couldn’t call police

A California man was arrested for hacking into 200 computers of women and teens, extorting the women to make sexually explicit videos

A woman was shopping for pillows in an Atlanta store when she was groped by a strange man

An Orlando teen is behind bars for lying about being raped

Couple Gives Baby Meth, Baby Dies

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

Jun

Taylor Momsen is the Teen in Lingerie of the Day

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The new trend seems to be these teenage girls dressing totally inappropriate and I’m not really complaining. I think the Kiddie Porn laws are dated, mainly because girls who are 16 or 17 already masturbate, fuck, get naked, manipulate men, seduce men, go to clubs, get high, and do all the things above 18 year old girls do, so we might as well celebrate that beautiful thing, instead of punish it and say it is bad. They have bodies, they get bikini waxes, it’s not that creepy or wrong for dudes to get off to the shit, but for some reason the FBI thinks it is….I get that there needs to be a cut off date to regulate the shit, otherwise there will be a free for all of kids getting abused and taken advantage of, but I think they need to re-work the one they chose to go with driving license and not with voting….but the law they really need to re-think is that drinking age is 21…what the fuck is that all about…you guys are seriously all fucked up…and here is Taylor Momsen, a product of that fucked up shit…pullin’ a Miley….cuz teenage girls are sluts and the fun thing about them is that they don’t even have to be good looking to be hot…the fact that they are underage over rides that shit….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2010

Jun

Britney Spears and Her Retard Nipples Update of the Day

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Yep, she’s still got saggy uneven tits, and her nipples still have a fucking mind of their own, which I guess is a good thing, because I wouldn’t be comfortable masturbating to them knowing they were running off a retard…it’s one of those things I have always felt guilty about, mainly after completion, I guess it was from the empty stares I’d get when I’d prop a retard up in her wheelchair spread eagle while I went to town on myself…but it could also have to do with the fact that they just can’t say no….either way, mind of their own or not, these shits are still retarded, but some of you may be into that….cuz retard tits are all you know…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears

2010

Jun

Shakira Flashes Some Bikini Top of the Day

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These pictures of Shakira whoring out in Spain could have been a lot more interesting…not that I really find Shakira all that interesting, partially because her breasts are small and humble, but mainly because she’s old and I hate that she’s bullshit, you see as an immigrant, she should be working the camera a little harder, she goes to the trouble in her music videos to pretty much fuck the air in weird spanish dance she exploits for attention, but doesn’t bring it when it comes to the paparazzi pics, when she should be taking whatever she can get, you know not teasing with a bikini top peaking out of her shirt, that makes me feel virginal and lame for noticing, but by teasing by fucking the air everywhere she fucking goes. She has an image to maintain…and this tame shit isn’t it. I am mad.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Shakira

2010

Jun

Melanie Leray’s Full-Frontal in “Dans tes Bras” of the Day

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I don’t know who this is. I just know she’s from France and French entertainment is far more interesting than American TV partially because I can’t understand what they are saying so I can’t get annoyed of their bullshit storylines, where as I can’t ignore the bullshit when it is all American and in English, but more importantly, French movies get their pussy naked…sometimes fucked with actual fucking in movies, and the whole thing seems so much more liberal, real and fun to watch cuz as I dude, I can say, that’s all we really want to see in movies. I never care about what is really going on in the movie…we just wanna see pussy lip….but unfortunately, the whole French nudity may be allowed because the pussy is so fucking hairy, bitch might as well be wearing underwear, but I guess after all the pubic hair waxing has gone mainstream, and bush has gone hipster, a little pussy hair is a nice change of pace when not on some rich trust fund girl in her artist loft trying to be a “fashionista” artist….and that’s all I have to say about that, cuz I just watched this clip and realized how shit it is….too late now.

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