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2010

25

Jun

Trying to Look Up Helena Christensen’s Skirt of the Day

Once I got over the belief that girls who do sports are dykes out of my head and realized that girls who bike are generally girls too poor to take the bus, like students, hippies and unemployed girls with low expectations, I started noticing them…and since starting noticing them, I realize that any girl in a skirt might as well shouldn’t bother wearing a fucking skirt, cuz shit’s useless, and they are pretty much flashing cunt the entire ride, and most importantly, that sniffing a warm bike seat when the hot bitch you’ve been following parks to get an ice cream, is one of life’s greatest gifts…..


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Posted in:Helena Christenen

2010

25

Jun

Lisa Rinna Hard Nipples of the Day

I know that 90 percent of this bitch is plastic, but as long as she has hard nipples I am ok with that, even if those nipples were after market and made from the fat they pulled out off her thighs, or that they transplanted from some South American mother of 12 who needed some money, it doesn’t matter to me, cuz I am the kind of guy who gets hard when an old lady gets caught in the rain and the nipples on those saggy tits that have seen the world a few times over and by world I mean a lot of semen, get hard…cuz I don’t care what they belong to, I just care that they are there and thanks to Lisa Rinna and her old body, not because she proves that despite all studies, plastic does degrade but because her nipples are hard…and that’s good enough for me…

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Posted in:Lisa Rinna

2010

25

Jun

Jersey Shore Pigs Go to an Event of the Day

Despite being very gross looking, these Jersey shore cunts are really living the life…you know it takes a real celebrity to get invited to a movie premiere for a movie that should be straight to fucking video and 3/4 of the cast know it, but also realize the public are idiots and will still go see it cuz their favorite funny people are in the shit, I mean other than Kevin James and David Spade, but you get what I am saying here….just last year Snooki and J Woww were waiting in line at malls to see this crap and now their sloppy pig bodies are doing the red carpet with their sloppy pig tits…and I guess that mean’s they’ve made it and really I am not hating on them…cuz they’ve figured this shit out far better than I have…

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Posted in:Jersey Shore

2010

25

Jun

Lolene is Some Tranny Lookin Bitch of the Day

I don’t know who this Lolene bitch is…I just know that every hispanic tranny prositute I have come across has had a similar stupid fucking name, has had the same look, the same outfit and same stance as this bitch….That’s not to say that this bitch has a cock, but it is to say that she could pretend she does if she is ever short on money, cuz apparently Tranny prostitutes make a hell of a lot more money that girl whore, partially because balls make them better at business, but also because the people who fuck trannies are usually high powered, straight, family men lookin’ for excitement, usually willing to pay the price to make sure shit never gets out….

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Posted in:Lolene

2010

25

Jun

Alex Chung Dry Fucks in Public of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is. I just know the paparazzi took a picture of her. I figure her boyfriend must be in a band or some shit, cuz based on the way he looks and the way she’s hanging onto him like a little slut, rubbing her pussy on his dick over their clothes screams that she’s insecure and is trying to make him realize what he has so that when they aren’t together he at least uses a condom when he fucks his groupies…but I could be wrong…it happens at least 5 times a day but in my fantasy world…I’m right…and that’s all that matters…I mean other than the fact that they are getting naughty in public…because as an exhibitionist I approve of this inappropriate behavior…cuz I get a taste of it without having to climb up fire escapes…

Here is her passionate goodbye…

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Posted in:Alex Chung

2010

25

Jun

Adriane Curry Does Twitter in the Shower of the Day

Adriane Curry took her vile self to the shower to wash off her sins and posted the shit on twitter for new followers…cuz I guess some people like seeing bitches strategically posed in the shower…while I’m more into seeing actual pussy lip.

Her cry for attention is obvious…but then again so is her entire career, because we’re dealing with a bitch who got addicted to “fame” from being on reality TV back in the beginning of reality TV and even married a 50 year old Brady Bunch actor cuz she was promised a reality show in exchange…but those good times are over and her camera crew was replaced with a cell phone camera and her TV show replaced with a Twitter account no one cares about, and this is her desperate effort for ratings…cuz this is all her useless ass has…I mean other than a very Brady midget and his Viagra prescription that is just happy he’s getting pussy now that he’s expired.

Posted in:Adriana Curry

2010

25

Jun

Melissa Satta in Her Bikini of the Day

She isa SI Swimsuit model and she’s in a swimsuit. I am a drunk and I am still drunk. Everything is making pretty good sense to me today….everything is playing out the way you’d expect it to…everyone is doing what they are supposed to be doing…shitty teenage angst tattoos you’d expect to see at the mall aside, she’s got an amazing fucking ass and that’s really all i have to say about that…I mean other than….my job on this one’s done….

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Posted in:Melissa Satta

2010

24

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

It is some french holiday here so all the french sluts are out getting drunk and I figured I should too, so I skipped out on posting and decided to go drinking in the french part of town, where I was greeted by toothless trash and haggard stripping looking women who were drinking cheap beer, chain smoking cheap cigarettes and dancing on the porches while screaming insanity at each other like the unemployed welfare whores they are, and part of me thinks I just witnessed what heaven was based on when they invented the shit….here are my stepLINKS….I’ve got me some gravy and cheese covered pussy to eat..

Partying With Jeremy London Sounds Like a Riot
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Bai Ling is Fucking Insane and How the Hell Did She Get in a Movie With Helen Mirren…of the Day
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Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pictures
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Mc Donald’s Wants to Shove Their Sausage Up Your Ass!!
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Because It’s Not Friday Yet, and You Gotta Get Through the Week Somehow
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Orlando Bloom Is One Lucky Fucker. Miranda Kerr Makes My Pants Tight
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10 Possible Tiger Woods Porn Spin-offs: Mistress Edition
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20 Hottest World Cup 2010 Wives and Girlfriends
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Kelly Brooke Had a Panty Upskirt
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Some Devon Aoki Just Because
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Ariel is Playing With Her Pussy
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Wanna Fucking Laugh? Here’s Bristol Palin Trying to Act – VIDEO
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Arika Oils Up Her Rack
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Whoa Brandy is Lookin Hot Again
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Cindy Crawford Has Still Got It
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How to Move Your Old and Dying Father – VIDEO
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Gotta Love Soccer Sluts
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Rosa Acosta X Vanessa Veasley X Marisa Elise X Alexis Hayes X Bernice Burgos
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Rosie Jones is Topless
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Jesse Jolie and Aline
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Khia’s Candy Cane Coochie
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I Wanna Be All Over Chelsea Staub
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Gotta Love Big, Natural Tits
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Some Christina Aguilera
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Wait – You Mean Justin Beiber ISN’T a Woman?
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Dara Knows How to Take Care of Herself – VIDEO
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iPhone FAIL – VIDEO
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Shakira is Still Looking Good
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Marisa Miller Anyone?
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Busty Latin Webcam Teen
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Jarah Mariano’s Shwingtastic Bikini Pictures To The Rescue
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25 Miley Cyrus Photos We’re Not Supposed To Look At
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Guess Who is Still Fat?
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Coco, Her Giant Ass and Massive Tits Take the Dog For a Walk
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Gotta Love It When an International Whore Wears Clothes That Her Tits Pop Out of On TV – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Rosie Jones and Friends Strip Down
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Katie is Wearing Sunglasses and Nothing Else
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New Underwear World Record Set By Ten Year Old…Wait, What? – VIDEO
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The 7 Types of People at the Strip Club
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Get a Load of Caprice
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

24

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

People are fucked and I guess so am I for loving when they do stupid fucking shit….

Transvestite Gets Life for Stealing Bras

School will offer condoms to Kindergartners

Al Gore investigated for sexual misconduct

Why Selma Hayek Doesn’t Sweat at Movie Premieres

89 year-old woman who carries a gun

Man Struggles To Put Pants On As A Shirt

Brides Are Now Wearing Diapers on the Big Day

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

24

Jun

Salma Hayek’s Big Fat Mom Tits Tour of the Day

Salma Hayek’s tis are on tour. I guess they are promotion a movie but I like to think they are just promoting her. They make me forget that she’s old and a mom now…and remember the things I used to do to myself watching topless clips of her in movies…it’s funny how tits can be so manipulative….even when they are Mexican after I vowed to never get off to a Mexican whore cuz my mother was a Mexican whore and it just feels wrong…but I guess there are exceptions to every rule you make based on your damaged childhood….

Speaking of damaged, here are her tits and her 45 year old body, destroying many stereotypes of other 45 year old Mexican women, with 12 kids and the ability to make a bed faster than they can change a white kid they work for’s diaper….and they are substantial….

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Posted in:Salma Hayek