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Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2010

Jun

Katy Perry in a Tight Dress Showing Off Her Sloppy Body of the Day

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Katy Perry’s new album theme is pretty appropriate. This whole candy, milk and cookies, ice cream theme suits her tight dress wearing sloppy lookin gunt right. I hate this pig, I hate her novelty act, I hate her music, I hate her awkward dancing that is not hot no matter how hard she tries to make it hot, I think she’s a stain on the entertainment industry.

I do however like the kid recording this clip, especially when he says shut up…it’s substantially more interesting and takes more skill than anything this cunt is doing in her performance….

All she has is good tits and I guess sometimes that’s enough….

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2010

Jun

Elsa Pataky Flashes Her Panties of the Day

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I don’t know who Elsa Pataky is. I know I have googled her name before but whatever she does, just doesn’t stick, but I do know that I like her style, cuz short skirts are meant to be used as a seemingly innocent way to flash cunt, it’s the whole point of the fuckin’ things, otherwise a bitch would just wear pants, so who she is and whatever she does, I know she’s a fucking success today…next time let’s hope she slides the panties over a little…makes shit more interesting….

Pics via Fame

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2010

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s some random shit going on in the news….cuz the world is doomed and I like to keep track of it….

A Connecticut man attacked his wife in her sleep with a hammer and then took the cordless phone so she couldn’t call police

A California man was arrested for hacking into 200 computers of women and teens, extorting the women to make sexually explicit videos

A woman was shopping for pillows in an Atlanta store when she was groped by a strange man

An Orlando teen is behind bars for lying about being raped

Couple Gives Baby Meth, Baby Dies

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2010

Jun

Taylor Momsen is the Teen in Lingerie of the Day

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The new trend seems to be these teenage girls dressing totally inappropriate and I’m not really complaining. I think the Kiddie Porn laws are dated, mainly because girls who are 16 or 17 already masturbate, fuck, get naked, manipulate men, seduce men, go to clubs, get high, and do all the things above 18 year old girls do, so we might as well celebrate that beautiful thing, instead of punish it and say it is bad. They have bodies, they get bikini waxes, it’s not that creepy or wrong for dudes to get off to the shit, but for some reason the FBI thinks it is….I get that there needs to be a cut off date to regulate the shit, otherwise there will be a free for all of kids getting abused and taken advantage of, but I think they need to re-work the one they chose to go with driving license and not with voting….but the law they really need to re-think is that drinking age is 21…what the fuck is that all about…you guys are seriously all fucked up…and here is Taylor Momsen, a product of that fucked up shit…pullin’ a Miley….cuz teenage girls are sluts and the fun thing about them is that they don’t even have to be good looking to be hot…the fact that they are underage over rides that shit….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2010

Jun

Britney Spears and Her Retard Nipples Update of the Day

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Yep, she’s still got saggy uneven tits, and her nipples still have a fucking mind of their own, which I guess is a good thing, because I wouldn’t be comfortable masturbating to them knowing they were running off a retard…it’s one of those things I have always felt guilty about, mainly after completion, I guess it was from the empty stares I’d get when I’d prop a retard up in her wheelchair spread eagle while I went to town on myself…but it could also have to do with the fact that they just can’t say no….either way, mind of their own or not, these shits are still retarded, but some of you may be into that….cuz retard tits are all you know…

Pics via Fame

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2010

Jun

Shakira Flashes Some Bikini Top of the Day

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These pictures of Shakira whoring out in Spain could have been a lot more interesting…not that I really find Shakira all that interesting, partially because her breasts are small and humble, but mainly because she’s old and I hate that she’s bullshit, you see as an immigrant, she should be working the camera a little harder, she goes to the trouble in her music videos to pretty much fuck the air in weird spanish dance she exploits for attention, but doesn’t bring it when it comes to the paparazzi pics, when she should be taking whatever she can get, you know not teasing with a bikini top peaking out of her shirt, that makes me feel virginal and lame for noticing, but by teasing by fucking the air everywhere she fucking goes. She has an image to maintain…and this tame shit isn’t it. I am mad.

Pics via Bauer

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2010

Jun

Melanie Leray’s Full-Frontal in “Dans tes Bras” of the Day

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I don’t know who this is. I just know she’s from France and French entertainment is far more interesting than American TV partially because I can’t understand what they are saying so I can’t get annoyed of their bullshit storylines, where as I can’t ignore the bullshit when it is all American and in English, but more importantly, French movies get their pussy naked…sometimes fucked with actual fucking in movies, and the whole thing seems so much more liberal, real and fun to watch cuz as I dude, I can say, that’s all we really want to see in movies. I never care about what is really going on in the movie…we just wanna see pussy lip….but unfortunately, the whole French nudity may be allowed because the pussy is so fucking hairy, bitch might as well be wearing underwear, but I guess after all the pubic hair waxing has gone mainstream, and bush has gone hipster, a little pussy hair is a nice change of pace when not on some rich trust fund girl in her artist loft trying to be a “fashionista” artist….and that’s all I have to say about that, cuz I just watched this clip and realized how shit it is….too late now.

Posted in:Melanie Leray

2010

Jun

Mary J Blige’s Unfortunate Bikini Pictures of the Day

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In Mary J. Blige’s defense, she was never a woman with any sex appeal. People didn’t jerk off to her music videos, she was never considered the hottest thing, and never appeared on those bullshit hot lists that men’s magazines create to sell advertising and legitimize their bullshit, so when she got out in a bikin a few years after being popular, I didn’t expect to see anything I was going to like, and it turns out I was right, this shit is vile and horrible to look at. She should have never put the bikini on, and considering that 95% of black people don’t know how to swim, statistics say she has no business in the shit, so she’s doing this intentionally, maybe to break down stereotypes, except the one that states black bitches have fat asses that aren’t always as awesome as they could be…

So here she is squeezing into her shorts…

Here are some more pics of Mary J. Blige squeezing er fat ass into a pair of shorts, while showing off her fat titties in a bikini top….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Mary J Blige

2010

Jun

Jojo Levesque’s Twitter Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Remember this bitch? She was Miley before there was a Miley. She was some underage pussy that everyone wanted to fuck just cuz she was underage. There was nothing hot about her, there was nothing and then she started dating a black dude and quickly become a fantasy of the past….

Well it turns out she’s posting bikini pictures on Twitter to get people to remeber her by following her in some kind of internet candle lit memorial with tits in a bikini top instead of candles…at least she still got cool friends….

Posted in:Jojo Levesque

2010

Jun

Adriana Lima Topless for V Magazine of the Day

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Adriana Lima was more fun when she was a crazy Catholic girl from Brazil who claimed she was a virgin, but spent her days getting paid stupid money to model naked. It was like this confusing shit I couldn’t get my head around but I knew it was hot…way hotter than when crazy Catholic girls become whores and fuck everyone…because 25 year old hot virigns is just on another level…I am convinced shit was a lie to begin with, it just made her that much more exciting to jerk off to. It was probably a language barrier issue and she was really trying to tell people that because she was a crazy Catholic girl she respects virgins, but she’s too busy to care, because she’s out practicing getting knocked up, which unfortunately, she got good at, and now has to live with for the rest of her life…but she’s still looing good to me.

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