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2010

Jul

Carrie Underwood Legs Go on Her Honeymoon of the Day

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The only thing exciting about these pictures of Carrie Underwood and her new husband at the airport is that they are about to leave on their honeymoon…and the hot thing about honeymoon’s is the amount of dick her pussy is going to get over the next week or two when she’s knee deep in romance and smitten with the fact that some dude just locked into her and promised to never leave her..Seriously, if you want to see a pussy at her best level of performing, it happens when you marry them, or when you break their heart and they want you to realize what you are missing….she may even give him anal for the first time cuz she figures it’s gotta happen sometime since they are married even though all it really takes is a lenghty divorce process to get out of the shit, one that she’ll finance with all her singer money, and he can just move onto the next pussy willing cuz there’s a lot of it out there…cuz that’s just how life works..and her legs in these shorts look pretty alright too….especially for someone about to allow herself to be treated like a fucking whore only instead of paying her by the hour he just made false promises…and made her feel secure enough to show her best…Goodtimes…

Pics via Bauer

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2010

Jul

Kim Kardashian’s Big Fat Ass of the Day

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Here are some of pictures of Kim Kardashian showing off her fat fucking ass, and for once, you can actually see that her ass is fat and not just round and beautiful like all you idiots think.

I have spent the last few years trying to explain to people that she gets fucked by black dudes because she’s got a huge vagina and a huge sloppy ass and they love that shit cuz she’s not black….In time the rest of her body will catch up to the cellulite ridden product of her being a lazy pig of a woman…and you can finally see the truth in the form of ass dimples in her white outfit.

Here are the pics….of her very big belly button…cuz that’s what fat bitches in tight clothes have….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the fucking weekend. What more do you want out of me? I say that cuz I know I don’t have readers, but it feels nice pretending that I do, and that they are into hassling me into posting more cuz they can’t get enough of me or some shit and really – who fucking cares about my inadequacies when you can just click on my fucking stepLINKS….

Jessica Simpson’s Boyfriend Knows What She’s Good For
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Find a Slut to Spend the Weekend With
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Salma Hayek’s Cleavaqge Says Buenos Dias
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The 20 Awesomest AZN Kids Ever
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Hot Fans of the Top Teams from the 2010 World Cup
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Fuck Queen Elizabth and Fuck the Royal Family. Seriously
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German Actress Leonore Capell Panty Upskirt Flash
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A Bunch of Hotnes at the Inception UK Premiere
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Beyonce is Looking Hot
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Paul the Psychic Octopus is Back – VIDEO
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Blonde Hottie Rubs Down Her Bush That Needs to Be Trimmed
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Time to Laugh at the Kardashians
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Web Cam Babe Goes Down – VIDEO
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Jasmine Byrne Gallery
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Check Out the Miami Heat Dancers
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Lady Gaga Showing Off Her Chunky Ass
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Lindsay Lohan Channels Her Inner Rainman
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Get a Load of Sarah and Mindy – VIDEO
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Lily Cole Hits Up A Christian Dior Show in Paris
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Sacha Cane is Looking Good
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A Little Angelina Jolie, Just Because
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Steve Urkle is a Woman Beater
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Check Out Kelly McClure
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Kelly Brook Shakes Her Booty for Reebok’s EasyTone trainers
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Hotties at the Valentino Show
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Brandi Phillips & Kathryn Stalter Get It On
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Pic Dump of the Day
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Nicole Scherzinger Busts Out Her Bodacious Curves
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Touched By a Pastor – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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EBAY AUCTION OF THE CENTURY!!
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Now THAT’S Pole Dancing
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Lohan’s Song Called ‘I Don’t Wanna Die’ Leaks Before She Goes to Jail, Just Like a Rapper
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Japan Reenacts Justin Bieber Internet Jokes
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2010

Jul

Amy Winehouse Hot New Tits of the Day

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I hate implants, but I love Amy Winehouse…There’s just something about her lack of hygiene that makes me want to stick my tongue in her vagina to see if it burns.

So here are her new tits bending over, which aren’t impressive cuz anyone can get fake tits, but her fake tits are the product of a drug overdose…she didn’t want getting out to the public, and implants for cover-ups are hot.

Pics via Bauer

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2010

Jul

Shauna Sand is Still a Whore of the Day

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I just want to say that I have seen Shauna Sand’s vagina and you can to if you don’t mind stomaching a sex tape that is more of a horror movie or a crime scene cuz whatever she’s got between her legs has got to be dead and rotting despite the youthful homos she recruits to fuck it and that is why I am happy she’s wearing panties while out crying for attention cuz that’s what she does…..

Pics via Fame

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2010

Jul

Emma Booth Tits Stab Themselves in Underbelly of the Day

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Emma Booth is some Australian model turned aspiring actor who mainly works in Australia, and who I guess wants to make it in America because that’s pretty much where all aspiring actors around the world want to make it, but at 28 years old, I figure that chances are slim but at least in her quest for fame and security in her career, she’s landed a regular role on some TV show called Underbelly that I guess is about topless chicks stabbing themselves…riveting, but it works for me….cuz girls willing to get topless for money and fame will always succeed….especially when their tits look young for their age…

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2010

Jul

Paulina Rubio Pregnant Ass in Shorts of the Day

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There was a time before Paulina Rubio was a old, tired, washed out 40 year old and expecting her first set of twins like she was Celine Dion and unable to have kids without fertility medication because her 20s and 30s were spent trying to be as famous a pussy as her Mexican heritage allowed her to be….but that time is not today…unless you are into pregnant chicks which clearly some of you are cuz there are pornos designed for that….pornos that involve much more spread eagled pussy than these pics…but I’m posting them anyway..

Pics via Bauer

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2010

Jul

Mischa Barton is Drunk or High of the Day

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Mischa Barton is looking like a fucking mess. She’s either drunk, medicated or both and she looks like fucking shit, unless of course you find Boy George hot, cuz that’s what she fucking looks like….

Either way she’s with some Euro lookin’ dude who must be gay cuz he looks way too fucking excited to be dancing with Mischa Barton…he’s the kind of guy who goes nuts over anyone he has seen on TV on any level…from seeing the local news anchor in Starbucks to meeting the host of an appliance warehouse sale commercial when buying a dryer to the getting off on a dude he original saw in a mug shot for some gay brothel bust…because glitz and glam is something he likes to attach himself to….even if the glitz and glam smells and looks like death…especially when paparazzi are there to make him feel important…

Pics via Fame

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2010

Jul

Whitney Port Razor Burn Pussy of the Day

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Whitney Port is the kind of rich kid who is going to be fine now that the Hills are over. She’s already made it work for her future, by getting a series of internships at fashion companies as she just follows her family footsteps cuz her dad made his money with a fashion company of his own…before his daughter polluted herself by being a low-level cast member everyone fell in love with on The Hills….

I was hoping more than you that this post would be about how now that her career is over – she’ll have plenty of time to either wax her shit better than this rushed job, cuz working as a stripper to maintain her lavash lifestyle since she has no marketable skills except for her nice perky tits…but this isn’t Heidi Montag or the other trash on the show…this is just some opportunist who knew how to get where she wanted to go and was clearly just too busy to maintain her shit…and I don’t know why i am talking about this when she’s got such good tits in her bikini…enjoy…if you are like me and can ignore an irritating face.

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2010

Jul

Lohan Playing Up The Fact that People Are Watching Her of the Day

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I don’t know much about the law, but I do know a lot about how these celebrities operate and that is that they don’t really follow the same laws as everyone else, so sure Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in prison, but she won’t spend more than 30 minutes in the waiting room, and that’s only because she wants all the press she’s going to get building up to that day, and the coverage she’ll get walking into the prison surrendering herself.

We don’t even know if we were watching real courtroom footage, or if it was just some staged TV set that we were told was an actual courtroom, cuz I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that judge in a gangbang porn I have and that lawyer was Roz from Night Court….Seriously…

So here she is at a frame store, buying frames, cuz that’s what people who just got sentenced do with a ton of people, including her business manager and lawyer Michael Heller, who gets her booked at night clubs and in commercials and who probably is staging this whole thing to help her revamp her career. I actually met this dude personally while he was wasted on coke and looking for escorts. My kind of guy. Sure he doesn’t answer my emails, but I know when the two of them are together, something’s brewing behind the scenes….and Lohan is loving all the fucking attention, I can tell in the cleavage shirt she is wearing…

Either way, buy into the lie if you want, but it’s more fun to just ignore her cuz that way she will eventually go the fuck away….these self-righteous idiots, no matter how round their tits are, are a waste of fucking time…especially when the last movie they did was 6 fucking years ago…

Pics via Bauer

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