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2010

11

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some of the weirdness that is in the news today….cuz the world is pretty fucking….The highlight of the day for me was this vile Octomom Lookin’ Russian “model” claims her size J implants were roughed up while flying and plans on suing the airline for 100,000 dollars…

But there’s always other weirdness going on and here are some of today’s picks…

Texas Parents Upset About Adult Piñatas
Some provocative piñatas are getting parents riled up in Texas.

Guatemalan Jaguars Love Calvin Klein’s Obsession

Caught on Tape: Parent, Students Fight at Minnesota HS Graduation
A parent and several students were escorted out of their North St. Paul High School graduation ceremony after a fight broke out.

65 Year-Old Tennessee Woman Arrested for Growing Pot
Helen Franklin, a 65 year-old woman admitted to police that she planted reefer in her lawn.

Panhandler Rapes Georgia Woman
A panhandler attacked and sexually assaulted a woman in Georgia

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

11

Jun

Kylie Minogue Shows Off Hot Breast Cancer Tit for Blackbook of the Day

Kylie Minogue may be old but she still has it going on…maybe it’s cuz she’s a breast cancer survivor, so showing off tit is her way of telling cancer to fuck itself for trying to get her down, or maybe she’s just showing off her tits cuz like most bitches with implants, they give her a new sense of security that she always wanted, but then again her implants were reconstruction dude to the mastecomy implants and not “When I was a teenage girl who hated being called flatty flatty 2 x 4” implants or a “If i have tits my career as a stripper will be far more lucrative” implants or “I am insecure and jealous of other girls who all the guys look at and I want perky tits like my neighbor cuz my husband spends his days fucking his secretary” implants….I don’t even know if she’s got nipples or if they are just tattooed on and really I’m gonna stop here and just admire this elderly woman doing all the right things…cuz really cancer fucking sucks and makes me sad thinking about all the good tits and lives that have gone to waste….

Here she is in Blackbook Magazine…

Posted in:Kylie Minogue

2010

11

Jun

Salma Hayek Loses Her Shit of the Day

I just saw this video of Salma Hayek freaking the fuck out cuz of a snake and it made me laugh…I guess it opens a lot of opportunity to make penis jokes because her kid may lead you to think she isn’t actually scared of snakes…but I figure that’d be a lame angle…so maybe you should just watch the clip in slow motion cuz fear in women is pornographic…and probably something you’re used to cuz scaring a bitch is the only way to get her to agree to fuck you…whether it is from sneaking up on them, threatening them or worse…

Watch the video….

In case you forgot what Salma Hayek Looks Like…Here she is yesterday…in picture…scaring me…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Salma Hayek

2010

11

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio Slutting Out in Public of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is pretty hot for a 29 year old. I mean, I usually like the pussy I am checking out on the street that won’t give me the time of day a little less ripe, you know when it’s got some firmness still left in it, but she’s a model and like most models, she’s up on staying fit and looking pretty amazing cuz her career depends on it…

Here she is whoring out on the streets with one of her friends because I guess she’s a whore…but you already knew that considering she had to get pregnant out of wedlock some how….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2010

11

Jun

Amanda Seyfried Fucking Sucks of the Day

If you have been following this site the last few weeks, you will know that Amanda Seyfried causes me serious grief…I initially hated her when I saw her in all these bullshit teen movies that I get pay the bills but that I give zero respect to anyone in the shit because I am an idiot who doesn’t grasp the concept of paying the fucking bills…but I do grasp the concept of tits and I knew that maybe she’d pull through with that little hot body and she did in a movie called Chloe…..then I heard her in interviews…and saw her rubbing her dog …always dressed sloppy…and athletic…never in mini skirts, bikinis…never flashing panty…or getting me excited and that made me forget the whole naked in Chloe shit…and the whole “She’s gonna be the next Lohan” who Lohan can’t stand…and forced me to hate her for not giving us what I want…

Here are some pictures of Amanda Seyfried fucking sucking..but not actually fucking or sucking…but instead by lookin’ a little too casual…but not casual enough to not notice her pussy is spilling out of her shorts…

Depressing.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2010

11

Jun

Lindsay Lohan’s Sloppy Tits are Not Looking Their Best of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is boring. I don’t care about this recent scandal alcohol bracelet scandal like she was Andy Dick. It’s a good 5 years too late for me cuz over the past 5 years she’s pretty much got herself into everything, from the medicine cabinet to the manliest irrelevant DJ Rich Kid pussy in Hollywood…the only thing the bitch hasn’t done is invited us into see her getting fucked while drunk and high from the various men and women she has let inside her, so as far as I am concerned until that happens this sloppy, aging, boring, cunt is pretty much dead to me….unless she shows off her floppy tits a little better than this fat chick hustle she’s pulling in these pics…in which case I’ll get won over again…not because I am a fratboy with a fratboy mentality…but because I am a dude and dudes by default are blinded by tit no matter who they belong to or what they look like……

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2010

11

Jun

Why aren’t these Katy Perry Upskirt Pictures of the Day

I don’t like Katy Perry. I don’t think she’s hot. I don’t think she even has a decent body. I actually find her and her FARTS pretty fucking disgusting….along witht he rest of her sloppy pig self…

I just figure since Lady Gaga was in her underwear at a Baseball Game , Katy Perry would have stepped up her fucking game and intentionally flashed some panty, you know since Lady Gaga is her biggest rival and she does everything she can to stay as noticed and relevant as she can…it’s on some catty competitive level only teenage girls probably care about…since most adult men like to ignore ugly chicks makin’ noise and whining about each other…unless those ugly girls are Jello wrestling at a dive bar…in which case two ugly girls equal one hot girl and it is ok to get turned on. Simple Maths…

I don’t actually want to see what is going on up her skirt…actually who am I kidding…of course I wanna see her cunt…and her her tits….I wanna see every girl’s cunt and tits and I am working on getting pictures of Katy Perry’s cause apparently, Katy Perry was a bad girl when she was rebelling against the church she was raised in and that shit is circulating the internet hard…but until that happens…someone needs to email me these pics from a better angle…cuz I guess my instinct to hunt and gather pussy pics outweighs my hatred for the person the pussy is attached to.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Katy Perry

2010

11

Jun

LeAnn Rimes Homewreckin’ Ass Getting Checked Out of the Day

I don’t know if the dude holding the door open for her is checking her ass out because like me, he takes every chance he gets to check out ass, whether it is good or bad…or if dude is looking at it trying to figure out if it belongs on a man or a woman, but I do know that his wife better watch out, cuz of LeAnn Rimes and her cowboy pussy decide that she likes him, it’s pretty much guaranteed to wreck some home, breaks some hearts, cause misery and depression for a mother forced to raise her children alone, when her “soulmate” ran off with some tacky country singing harlot, cuz LeeAnn Rimes always gets what she wants, and likes it better when it involves destroying other people’s lives. She’s considerate like that.

Here is her dumpy, manly, offensive, home-wrecking body – in a sweatsuit like she was the poor kid in your Elementary school who couldn’t afford jeans…..not that you care…and really either do I and I haven’t figured out why I started with these pics today…but assume it has to do with drinking so hard last night that I am surprised I even woke up at all.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Leann Rimes

2010

10

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

A girl from my stepLINKS header pic emailed me asking me where I got the picture of her playing with a dildo from….and she was actually very cool about shit, which made me happy, because usually people get emotionally about the shit and threaten to ruin me, even though I know they don’t have a case and I just laugh at them, ruining all chances of getting them to re-enact their picture in my bedroom for me or some shit, but in this case, there’s hope and while I work on seducing her, here are my stepLINKS featuring a new stepLINKS girl who has no ideal I’ve put her picture on the internet, let’s hope she never finds out, but if she does, that she puts out….


January Jones is Doing the Walk of Shame. Hot.
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The Toay Show Likes the Word CUNT Almost as Much as I Do – VIDEO
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Because Sluts Really Are a Dime a Dozen, Give or Take a Couple of Dimes
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Yeah, I Got a Real Thing For Ashley Green
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Adrienne Curry’s Slutty Twit-Pics
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Ultimate Guide to Sexy World Cup Fans
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The 10 Hottest Wives and Girlfriends of MMA Fighters
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It’s Leelee Sobieskis Birthday, So Here She is Naked
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OBAMA VERSUS THE TERMINATOR
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Taylor Swift Is Looking Good With Straight Hair
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Trina is Playing in the Tub
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Feast Your Eyes on Victoria’s Secret Hotties 24 Hours a Day
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I’d Take Moobs Over Lady Gaga’s Tucked Away Penis Any Day
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Secretary Type Gets Naked in Public – VIDEO
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Nicki Minaj Needs a Bra, Cause By the Looks of Things, The Milk’s Gone Bad
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Julianne Hough is Making Me Think Dirty Thoughts
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Homemade Zipline Goes Wrong – VIDEO
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Georgia Jones Loses Her Her Neon Green Bikini
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Mya Jane is Very Easy on the Eyes
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Britney’s Sloppy Summertime Cleavage
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Rihona and Her Vibrator
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Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Mena Suvari is Looking Tasty
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Strange Japanese Fetish Video of the Day
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Man Jennifer Lopez is Looking Hot Today
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Donald Trump May Fire Lindsay Lohan, Amazing
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Sammie is Fucking Nikita With a Strap On – VIDEO
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Helena Mattsson Poses For Maxim – VIDEO
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Celeb Hotties at the Whitney Museum Art Party
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Gotta Love Wild Party Sluts
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Masturbating Teen Caught with a Spycam
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Jessica Biel Gets Leggy On Regis And Kelly
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The 25 Funniest “For Sale” Signs Of All Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sarah Palin May Have Implants, I Wonder is the Republicans Paid for Those Too
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Hayden Panettiere Just Because
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Crackhead Fight – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Sam Cooke and Her Nude Photoshoot
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Penny Loses Her Bathrobe
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The Old “Somebody Spilled A Drink On My Leg” Excuse
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And MORE Sexy Fans of the World Cup Nations
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Cassie Could Ride Me Like She Rides That Motorcycle All Day Long
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Follow Me, I’ll Never Do You Wrong
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

10

Jun

Heidi Klum Mom Body is Half Naked in GQ of the Day

Sure, Heidi Klum has had a ton of kids with various men, including a black man…and she’s German and Germans do all kinds of weird shit during sex, when they aren’t trying to kill off the Jews, like shitting on each other and other fun things times…making her all the more interesting….but I still like to remember her as one of the hottest pussies to ever make it in the Victoria’s Secret catalog…

Sure she’s boxier, older and has a lot of kids and a wrecked pussy, but she’s still Heidi Klum and that’s always a pretty good thing…here she is stripped down for GQ…

Posted in:GQ|Heidi Klum