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2010

09

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some regular fucked up news…cuz really celebrities get boring….the ones I want to see naked aren’t getting naked….the ones I’ve never heard of are…the strategic, contrived, lie that is celebrity life is repetitive and played out…so I like to focus on real life idiots who don’t need a PR person and marketing budget to do stupid shit.

Here are today’s news clips:

Coolest Three Year-Old Girl in China Is Chain Smoker, Drinks Beer Too
A young girl in China is the latest toddler to emerge as a chain smoker – and she also drinks beer and gets them on credit from a local store.

Mastermind of sex slave ring targeting strippers goes to trial

Where is John Mark Karr?
It took police three months to track Karr down to serve a restraining order. Karr is now living as a woman, Alexis Reach, and trying to recruit women for a sex ring.

VA Mom Leaves Kid in Car to Use Heroin
Police found 34 year-old Marian Larman curled up in the fetal position while her son was strapped into his car seat for four hours.

Ohio Woman Calls 911 Five Times Looking for a Husband

Teacher fired over pregnancy before marriage
A former teacher said the administrators of a Christian school where she was employed fired her because she became pregnant just before her wedding.

Minnesota Peeping Tom Targets 1st Floor Apartments
Minneapolis Police are warning women about a peeping Tom after two incidents outside apartment windows…cuz climbing in trees takes too much work…

“Tap that” sex list found at prestigious NY high school – Gossip Girl but Real Life…

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

09

Jun

Pretty Little Liars Bikini Video of the Day

Pretty Little Liars is a series of books that was fabricated by some entertainment company to take on Gossip Girl. They have pumped out 8 books in the last 3 years…something that screams “mass produced smutty low grade crap”…that has been picked up by ABC as a TV show….which it was intended to become before they wrote the shitty books…and it is marketed as Dsperate Housewives for teens….The concept is about a clique that falls apart cuz their leader goes missing….cuz every teen clique has a fucking leader and all I know is the cast includes Ashley Benson some 20 year old from Days of our Lives….Lucy Hale some Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 pussy and Torian Bellisario who is the daughter of a TV producer who created Magnum P.I….Good fucking deal for her…

The show hit June 8th and will probably pollute young girls the entire summer…let’s hope it teaches them how to post nude pictures and sex videos but only when they turn 18….cuz anything before that is illegal and as men, we don’t like being forced to deal with that risk, cuz the temptation to click play, even though it is wrong is straight up trickery….we are onto you teenage sluts…we get your hustle…

Here’s a clip of that Torian bitch in her bikini…so girls reading this…start updating bikini pics onto your facebook…everyone’s doing it….even ABC Family…who I guess isn’t so family oriented…since they get 20 year olds to pretend they are 16 and make them get half naked like some kind of kiddie porn fantasy shit I do not endorse…

Posted in:Pretty Little Liars

2010

09

Jun

Amanda Seyfried is Weird, Boring and Really Disappointing of the Day

She has so much potential, but this is what she gives us. Disgusting….

That’s all I have to say about that….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2010

09

Jun

NewNowNext Event Brought Out The Old of the Day

NewNowNext Event makes me laugh because with a name like that you’d expect the shit to generate some interest for up and coming stars, not bitches I used to jerk off to in the 90s. Seriously, what the fuck happened to Carmen Electra. I remember thinking she really had it going on, but then one day she disappeared and I guess me and everyone else forgot about her, until now…because I guess she’s planning on making a comeback, I mean why else would she be at the NewNextNow event, but in all liklihood, maybe they had free food, something her lack of work bank account appreciates…

Here’s Perez Hilton, another soon to be has-been who was at the event begging for attention…cuz I don’t know anyone who bothers with his site now that there’s TMZ and RadarOnline…but when the motherfucker is dressed like this…I don’t mind posting it…cuz it’s too weird, trying too hard, too lame to be ignored…seriously – what the fuck is this…what a fucking joke. More people need to punch him.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Carmen Electra

2010

09

Jun

Some Model Named Jacinta’s Tits of the Day

If I had money, I would not sleep with street whores anymore, and I would not graduate to sleeping with high class escorts….cuz they just charge too much, think they are worth too much, and really they are just as fucking trashy and worthless that make me feel cheap cuz as soon as I cum, they run….I would not go to the strippers anymore, not even the ones with the hottest girls that charge 20 dollars a lap dance per song cuz strippers are fucking whores who don’t have fucking souls…I would however contact modeling agencies and get their menu of pussy willing to do a shoot and what they charge per day. I’d see their top models and work my way down to the more affordable up and coming girls willing to do a shoot for their portfolio. I’d warn them that there will be some nudity and pretend it is for some high fashion bullshit…cuz people love high fashion bullshit and pussy that normally wouldn’t get naked for you…all of a sudden does cuz they think it is their job…and really it is a lot more satisfying than dealing with unambitious, lazy hooker ass, cuz a naked model is a driven model….and here is one I’ve never heard of named Jacinta showing off her tight model less damaged than a hooker or stripper body…

Posted in:Jacinta

2010

09

Jun

Megan Fox Ass in Jeans is Trying to Get Noticed of the Day

I get that Megan Fox is out there making as many public “candid” appearances as possible because Brian Austin Green got wind of her being axed from Transformer and figured that he couldn’t allow her to fade into obscurity too.

Her fame and relevance is his whole strategy of staying sane by having the hottest pussy in Hollywood as his girlfriend…you know in a boost his ego and makes him capable of ignoring just how fucking pathetic he is by looking at her naked body knowing guys would kill to be him…despite the fact that he knows he’s a big fucking joke….

So he let her out of the cage, but doesn’t realize that all we really care about is seeing her pussy, so instead of the tight jeans, homie needs to step it up by dressing her in some crotchless panties and a mini skirt….

But I guess in his defense, he’s not really an expert at salvaging careers…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Megan Fox

2010

09

Jun

Halle Berry’s Sloppy Tits of the Day

The fascinating thing about Halle Berry is that she was the hot pussy in Monster Balls, back when she won the Oscar cuz the Academy Awards felt it was the perfect opportunity to fight rumors about them being racists, cuz she is black enough and white enough to keep everyone happen. Sure she’s no fucking Precious or Monique which I am sure is a good thing for the guy who was running the craft services on set of Precious cuz memories of working that movie give him horrible nightmares, and another good thing is that despite being older and rumored to be getting back with her Montreal Model boyfriend who I’ve never met, but if I knew he was going to be knocking up Halle Berry, I woulda put some effort to tutor him for his Spanish classes 10 years ago, is that the only thing real fat about her, other than her mom pussy, is her fat tits and I like tits.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Halle Berry

2010

09

Jun

Danielle Staub’s Sex Tape of the Day

Danielle Staub is clearly some bottom feeding fame whore who thinks she is hotter than she actually is, so she’s taking on the bottom feeding fame whore strategy and releasing a sex tape, cuz people will always watch shameless bitches who are trying to make it in the world of entertainment buy compromising themselves and their dignity for the cause…despite the fact that failed sex tape after failed sex tapes of has been cunts have proven to not really matter or work….and they really only do good things for careers when the bitch is already a public name and known….but maybe it is working, cuz before today, I had no idea who this bitch was….cuz sex tapes are guaranteed to get you noticed…we are desperate and like watching sex.

Unfortunately, these caps are censored…and don’t feature sex…but June 14th, you will be able to illegally download and stream the 75 minute attempt for her career….and I have to say, despite having no interest in seeing this, I appreciate her drive and ambition….let’s hope at least one person I want to see fuck follows her bullshit lead.

If you have uncensored pics….email them in…cuz seeing some shitty fake tit isn’t enough for me…I need pussy lip to really judge her.

Posted in:Danielle Staub|Sex Tape

2010

08

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent the afternoon on the street..checking out flat chested fat chicks, some crazy bitch in her pajamas singing, some thick Paris Hilton looking girl who was actually hot, 2 ghetto sluts at the grocery store buying malt liquor while playing with their hair extensions, shitty face piercings and flip phone that wasn’t a Blackberry or an Iphone, cuz they are broke ass….who probably get fucked by black guys….There was some weird bitch freaking out dancing to Rockabilly, a crippled woman rolling in a motorized wheelchair that had her piss and shit bag exposed for all to see. There was a mother daughter duo I wanted to fuck and the day ended watching an instructional how to have sex video someone sent me….where I overate meatballs his wife made for dinner…

All in all…It was a hell of a lot more interesting than the Internet…but if I was more ambitious…I probably would have documented all these things with a camera…but I didn’t…but I do have these stepLINKS…which are probably better times anyway….Enjoy.

Some Hot Tits on Some Thickness
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When Dumb and Dumber Became Friends…
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I Don’t Blame a 3 Year old For Getting His Drink On – VIDEO
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Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Fill the Void
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Vegetarians eat FREE – VIDEO
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Brittney Palmer Pics: Meet the Latest Stunning MMA Ring Girl
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Alex Gabrielson Panty Upskirt
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Liason Dangereuse in Lingerie – VIDEO
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Jessica Biel, Just Cause
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Tiffany and Her Stripdance
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Babe in Stockings Plays With Pussy
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Guess Which Real Housewife Has a Sex Tape?
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Elizabeth Reaser Nip Slip
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London Hyde Park Water Fight Flash Mob Gets Out of Control – VIDEO
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You Live Like a Pig
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You’re Going to Want to See a Lot of Rosa
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I Don’t Know Who Simone Ballack But Here She Is With Her Bikini Camel Toe
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Angel Dar Anyone?
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Cheerleading Grandmas – VIDEO
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Mila Kunis is the Best Reason to Buy Book of Eli
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Huge Compilation Of Hot Emos, Hipsters And Scenesters
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After All These Years, I’d Still Bang Iman
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Gary Coleman’s Death Photos Have Been Ssold
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Loni Likes the Fucking Machine
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Near Disastrous Crash at Red Bull Air Races – VIDEO
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christina Aguilera Tight Body
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Gotta Love Megan Summers
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Random Pic Dump, Just Cause
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Megan Fox’s Booty In Skin-Tight Jeans Is The Uber Hotness
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Brooklyn Decked is Looking Good
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Camera Repair FAIL – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Lusy Clarkson Topless Body Paint
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Gotta Love a Trashy Vegas Stripper
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:aila at the Waterfalls
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Will Smiths’s Daughter is a Whore in Training
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The 10 Funniest Dead Guys We Dearly Miss
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Follow Me, You Fools
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Bonus – That isn’t a bonus….

Cupcake tits! Clip of Katy Perry’s ‘California Gurls’ Video

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

08

Jun

Christina Aguilera Scary Face and Camel Toe of the Day

I guess it is only natural for a mom pussy to swallow a pair of little shorts…because mom pussy is bigger, stronger, and more aggressive than normal pussy, especially when squeezed into a pair of little shorts…what isn’t natural is whatever the fuck is going on with this bitches face. She looks like some kind of bow legged clown, but instead of getting out of a car with a bunch of other clowns, or balancing on a ball at the circus, she’s doing some bullshit performance while making facial expressions that scare me…and remind me that she is not what she used to be…but instead has become some cheap, poor, tacky, french lookin’ slut, trying to hold on to something that was…but something that hopefully won’t ever be again….unless she tones it down some and hits up a different demographic, cuz I don’t think this awkward body is safe for kids, seeing this shit may fuck them up…because wanting to fuck this even confuses me and I’m willing to fuck anything….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Christina Aguilera