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2010

06

Apr

Amanda Lepore’s Tits That Used to Be Pecs of the Day

Sometimes standard female pussy is boring cuz it’s always the fucking same….it’s like there’s little excitement in the shit cuz you know the girl was born with it and she takes it for granted cuz it’s always just been there…

So you need to switch it up and the best way to do that is to look at pics of some tranny monster like Amanda Lepore and her ridiculous everything who is like a caricature of a woman because to remind yourself that pussy that isn’t standard female pussy czn be scary as fuck….making you run back to standard female pussy as fast as you can with a new found appreciation for the shit….

These pictures are to keep you on track and from straying…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Amanda Lepore|Tits

2010

06

Apr

Seduction Strategy of the Day

I am a firm believer in the terminally ill patients, elderly women at the old folks home, Crippled people, Retards and people in comas being the best people to look for when it comes to getting sex, mainly because most of them appreciate the attention and miss getting fucked, or are too weak or half dead to tell you otherwise or fight you off….but apparently this woman wasn’t so happy for her surprise bedroom guest, but that’s probably because she’s one of those religious types, who doesn’t realize if there was a God he probably wouldn’t have given her COPD, and she probably shoulda taken the stranger cock for the sheer excitement of new cock while having a solid excuse for her husband to not call her a cheater and leave her in her final days.

Posted in:Cripple|Rape

2010

06

Apr

Kellie Pickler Shows Off her Fake White Trash Tits of the Day

I used to find this inbred hick interesting when she was on American Idol back when I watched American Idol because I had a TV with one channel and little energy to do much else than sit there and watch the shit….Not interesting in a “I’d love to sit down and have a great conversation” way, but interesting in the fact that she was kinda hot and grew up in the backwoods banging her grandfather, she was dumb as shit and seemed easy to trick into anal and pretty much into anything and fucking some serious redneck retard trash was always a dream…but she hasn’t aged too well, even her fake tits look like a disaster, but I guess that’s what happen to most white trash when they turn 25, their teeth just can’t keep up with all the Tang they’ve been drinking and start fallin’ out..or whatever else it is that wrecks hick girls who I once wanted to fuck….like teenage pregnancy, malnourishment and bad genes…you’d hope Hollywood woulda saved her from….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Kellie Pickler|Tits

2010

06

Apr

Katie Holmes has some Weird Fucking Tits of the Day

Something weird is going on with Katie Holmes mom tits. Some people may think she’s just wearing a bra that is too tight for her, but I like to think it’s on some Alien kick, not because I am a virgin loser who likes all things Sci-Fi and only masturbate to shit that involves Space, but because her religion is.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bra|Katie Holmes|Tits

2010

06

Apr

Lake Bell Gives You a Taste of How She Made it in America of the Day

I was expecting this clip to be a lot more breast, because when I first saw it from a distance, I thought her bra was just her bare pink tits and figured since this show is like a poor version of Entourage and it is on HBO, that was created by the same people as Entourage, there would be some fuckin’ nipple, since everyone knows people trying to make it in the world, who haven’t already made it in the world, are usually willing to fuck guys they think will help them get to where they are going…I don’t care how wholesome the bitch is, girls are drawn to power, money and justify fucking the boss as something legit, when really it’s clearly for life advancement….

I was going to say that Lake Bell sucked dick to the top and this was a glimpse into how she made it, but then I hit up her Wikipedia and realize that she’s still a work in progress and hasn’t quite hit as big as she possibly can, so I assume there is a lot more suckin’ in her…

Posted in:Bra|How to Make it in America|Lake Bell

2010

06

Apr

Kirsten Dunst Does Montreal Bar Bathrooms of the Day

Kirsten Dunst has been in Montreal filming some straight to DVD movie she’s cast in as the last attempt to save her career and experience the good life she once had again…..and apparently she’s been looking like shit the entire time…

I haven’t seen her, but pretty much everyone I know has seen her at least once, I have been told that whether in restaurants bathrooms, bar bathrooms, or getting driven around with some really old dude after spending her nights in the bathroom, she’s been looking like a fucking wreck, she’s totally uninteresting, and is one of those people you’d think you’d want to see until you see them…

Either way, here are some pics that were sent to me of her in a bar bathroom and if I ever leave my house, I will try to get a sex tape with her, or at least some spy video of her masturbating or some shit, I have a feeling she’s not that hard to reach and I have no problem exposing my little penis for the sake of my website’s content….I just haven’t seen a reason for it to date.

Posted in:Kirsten Dunst|Montreal

2010

06

Apr

Dramatic Craigslist Assault of the Day

This is a pretty crazy story, a married dude walked into the wrong house after seeinga sex ad on Craigslist. He thought he was going to a Soccer Mom’s house for group sex, but instead ended up in the house of an 18 year old, who he thought was playing hard to get….so he finds out it is the wrong address, goes to the right address, gets turned away because he it was some joke and he was the 12th person to show up there for the Soccer Mom sex, so he goes back to the 18 year old’s house….and now he is being charged for 4th Degree Sexual Assault, whatever the fuck that is….

I think it’s pretty obvious dude pulled the 18 year old girl’s address off the computer at the Local Gym, posted a fake Craigslist ad to another address to get to her and come onto her but it all backfired…

But this proves that Craigslist can be a lot of fun….before this story I just thought it was good for Gay Bashing cuz it made it a hell of a lot easier cuz all the closet cases have to do is put an ad on Craigslist looking for gay sex and they gay basher will have their pick of who they want to drag behind a truck like this was Brokeback Mountain….

It turns out that Craigslist has far more layers of excitement than that….Watch the story. It’s nuts.

Posted in:Assault|Craigslist

2010

06

Apr

Ugly Betty Miserable Bra Flash of the Day

I don’t like shows about ugly bitches. I don’t think they should even be allowed on TV, since TV is supposed to set the mood and the insecurities of the population and this Ugly Betty bitch throws that off, I guess that’s why it was cancelled, something I was really happy about, but unfortunately, now that they are cancelled, they are pulling all the stops and really letting lose with the shit, with scenes involving America Ferrera, the pig who plays the Ugly bitch because she’s ugly flashing her bra and the whole thing may be exciting to you, but I think should get some execs fined by the FCC or whoever the people who always run after Howard Stern are. This is obscene. Little kids were possibly watching the show with their fat moms who relate to the show…but probbaly not…since no one is watching the show.

Posted in:Bra|flash|Ugly Betty

2010

06

Apr

Ashley Olsen Shows Off Some Leg of the Day

Remember when the Olsen twins were all the fucking rage. It was like every teenage girl idolized these girls and thought they were the hottest, most interesting person in the world. I am not sure if it was their fashion sense or the fact they made hundreds of millions of dollars with shitty quality kids movies, or maybe that the world had a twin fetish, because fucking two of the same girl at the same time is hot enough to neglect what the pussy actually looks like, you know it’s one of those “Bucket List” things you have to make sacrifices to make happen, and decent twins became hot and half retarded siamese twins became good enough because our choices were limited…..But I am sure that they definitely don’t have it going on anymore, not that they ever did, but I’m hoping the rest of the public see that and least based on these pictures and I can’t imagine any stupid teen girl, or treasure troll fan idolizing them anymore and as far as I am concerned the Olsen Twin fetish is done…

Here is Ashley Olsen making her way out of hibernating the last few years to show off some pretty boring leg.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ashley Olsen|Leg

2010

05

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Easter isn’t sexy enough of a holiday. It’s all about dying for my sins when the only person who really has to suffer for my sins is me and the only person who will ultimately die for my sins is me. Then coming back to life, only to celebrate with Ham, Lamb, hiding chocolates for kids and spending time with ridiculous family members….not that I did any of that…but I should have gone to the strippers or something. At least that way I woulda at least seen some tits today, even grabbed some if I felt the need….but I guess I’m just stuck with my stepLINKS…..and here are my stepLINKS….


These Pictures of Mischa Barton Will Probably Make You Puke
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Dicks Are Loved All Around the World!
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100 Pictures Of Hot Girls Tailgating
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Because the Ocean of Whores is Endless
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Danielle Lloyds Tits Are Insane
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Baseball May Be Boring as Shit, But The Wives of the Players Are Fine By Me – GALLERY
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Jane Alexander and Her Topless Floppy Tits
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5 Power-ups That Can Save America
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Reese Witherspoon is Actually Looking Kinda Hot Here
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Trust Me, Pretending You Have a Girlfriend is Way Easier Than Actually Dealing With One Daily
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Now is This a Great Idea for a Porn, or What?
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If Today’s Media Covered The Crucifixion Of Jesus
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Mom and Daughter Flash Their Pussies in Public – VIDEO
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HOLY SHIT WTF IS WRONG WITH PRISCILLA PRESLEY’S FACE?!
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Slip N Slide Faceplant – VIDEO
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LOL CAT of the Day
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Eve’s Body is Just Wayyyyy Too Much
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Considering I Have No Hair, I Probably Shouldn’t Make Fun Of Other Dudes for Not Having Any, But Man WTF is Happening On Top of Nicolas Cages Head?
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Are Kim Kardashian’s Tits Getting Bigger
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Tory and Tiffany Get It On – VIDEO
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Adriana Lima AMAZING Throwback
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Voctoria Justice is Looking Hot
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Yeah I’d Still Fuck Janet Jackson – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Wanna Be All Over Sasha’s Body
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Maybe Michael Jackson DID Kill Himself and Maybe the Doctor Was Just Hiding Those Bottles of Drugs for Fun
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Carli and Celeste Play on the Bed – VIDEO
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Tal is an Israeli Babe – VIDEO
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Yeah I’d Bang Camilla Alves
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Mmmmmm Rachel Reynolds
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Lacy Adams is Hot on the Couch
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Tara Levine is Just…WOW
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Some Alessandra Ambrosio Hotness, Just Because
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Slut Fiiiiiiiiight – VIDEO
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Plaing Tag With Mall Security – VIDEO
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As IF I Needed Another Reason to LOVE Heidi Klum
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Selena is Stripping
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Follow Me, It’s What Jesus Would Have Wanted
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Posted in:stepLINKS