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2010

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Feb

Mia Frye in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s another really insignificant bitch in her bikini in St Barths, only this time we’ve got one named Mia Frye, she’s scary looking, like some kind of Voodoo princess that sneaks into my nightmares to cast Voodoo spells on me.

Her mother was a model, she was born in America and grew up in France and the peak of her career was a dancer in the movie “The Black Dahlia”.

I like to think she is the reason John Mayer told Playboy that his dick is a White Supremacist and only sticks it to white girls, like most white dudes who are scared fo the ethnic smells and tastes coupled with crazy black chick attitude and I’ve never been that discriminating, vagina of any color is vagina…

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Bikini|Mia Frye

2010

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Feb

Vanessa Paradis Window into her Nipple of the Day

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Johnny Depp’s french popstar wife who is now almost 40 was at an event and she wore a dress that had a window into her soul, and by soul I mean her cleavage with a little nipple showing, and by window I mean some see through fabric, and that’s really all I have to say about this, other than I think it’d be nice if girls started wearing lace/sheer cut out windows in their pants, so that we know what kind of pussy they are rocking, but my fashion trends never seem to stick….

Either way, if you like her, you can google her and find nude pics….she’s from France, it’s kinda what they do….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Nipples|Vanessa Paradis

2010

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Feb

Caroline Barclay in Her Bikini of the Day

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If you are wondering what happened to “Girl in Street” from Roxeanne or “Drunken Girl” from Species, then you’ll be happy to know she’s flaunting her ugly ass on the beaches for St Barth, proving that having an insignificant career in Hollywood still makes her enough money to have a more fullfilling life of luxury than we ever will….so these pictures are more depressing than I initially thought they were….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Bikini|Caroline Barclay

2010

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Feb

Ivana Trump is an Old Lady in Her Bikini of the Day

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Ivana Trump is pretty fucking daring to put her menopausal ass in a bikini. Maybe she’s just excited she can get wet by jumping into the ocean instead of using a vat of KY Jelly for a change, but what the fuck do I know, other than that there comes a time in every woman’s life, no matter how hot she was in her past, or how rich she is, making her capable of paying off young dudes to give her to give her their cock….giving her the illusion she’s still got it…that she should not be allowed in a two piece….I figure at a certain age a bitch needs to remember she has no sex appeal even if she still has sex. It is only fair for the rest of us who have to look at this mess….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Ivana Trump|Old Lady

2010

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Feb

The Next Stars of an MTV Show of the Day

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These kids are pretty fucking amazing. I love their punk attitude and how they think the whole thing is a fucking joke, because it is a fucking joke, not that I know what they did wrong, but it can’t be anything too seriously, it is just them wasting the resources of their local police force, who arrested them, making a bigger deal out of the shit than necessary and it ended up landing them on TV where they had the opportunity to say shit like “Kids Stay in School” and “I love Angelina Jolie”. I hope these fuckers get their own show, far more interesting than The Hills.

Posted in:Punk Kids

2010

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Feb

Lake Bell Tricked Me of the Day

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I downloaded this pictures thinking that Lake Bell was Catherine Bell and that this silver top was some kind of lingerie she was wearing out in public, but instead it was some bitch I had never heard of with a wonky face, not tits, and nipples that weren’t poking out of what looked like it could have been a hot outfit. She tricked me. I have a feeling she did it on purpose.

On a sidenote, there comes a time in every internet loser’s life, where they start thinking they have relationships with the pictures on their screen, it’s not just me, it’s all of us….cuz the computer grabs you and steals your fucking soul and makes you forget about everything else going on around you. Scary fucking brainwashing shit….now click my ads.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lake Bell|Trickery

2010

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Feb

Miranda Kerr’s Boring Fucking Runway Show of the Day

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I get that a bitch needs to make a living. I also get that a bitch doesn’t want to only be known as the bitch who gets half naked. I get that she may feel objectified being a body in a bikini or panties and feels the need to legitimize herself as a body who also wears clothes. It’s like pornstars who also strip who don’t want people to think they only fuck for money, they also have the art of striptease, you know where they usually started out before going labia out and who just didn’t give it all up for free…but what these idiots don’t understand is that we don’t care what you used to do, or that there was a time when you were just a regular model or a regular stripper, we care about you strictly because we jerk off to you, so doing this is just like a spit in all of our faces.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Model

2010

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Feb

Lady Gaga Dresses Like an Idiot in the Cold of the Day

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Lady Gaga did Good Morning America and decided it would be appropriate to show up in a see thru dress with tape on her tits….the reality is that Lady Gaga in a see thru dress with tape on her tits is never appropriate because she is a fucking monster. I still don’t get why people still listen to this bitch, and I was thinking about banning her monster face off my site, but realized that will have no impact on the idiots who are feeding her ego by supporting her every ugly move, and when I see a bitch covering her tit, not wearing a jacket because she doesn’t want to mess up her useless costume, no matter how cold and snowy it is cuz she’s a try hard, I’ve got no choice but to point at laugh at her.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Disgusting|Lady Gaga|Tits

2010

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Feb

Beyonce Offends Brazilians of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Beyonce dressed like a cliche Brazilian and I may not be Brazilian but I find it offensive. Partially because Beyonce is disgusting and here she is showing off her body, but mainly because I find it racist and as person who invests a lot of energy in fighting racism, this is taking a traditional stereotype that all Brazilians are transgendered, made up motherfuckers and mocking it….It’s like if we showed up outside Beyonce’s penthouse apartment dressed like tribal African’s dying of aids or slaves pickin’ cotton and eating watermelon for our music video…cunt thinks she can get away with murder…well someone better put her in her place….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Beyonce|Brazilians|Offends

2010

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Kate Moss Pussy Picture of the Day

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There’s some fashion magazine called Love that managed to get a bunch of models totally naked for some shoot by telling them it was for fashion, art and not pornographic and one of those models happened to be Kate Moss. Not that Kate Moss ever really had an issue getting naked before.

I am only posting these pictures of her pussy, because shit is like a national hero that should be bronzed at put in a public square, because it has had so much dirty, addict dick in it, but still managed to come out alive and the visible damage you can see, may not even be damage at all, cuz most girls have pussies that look like they are winking or stickin’ their tongue out at you…when Kate Moss should have a pussy that looks like it is throwing up on you.

Seriously, I was expecting this shit to look more like a crime scene…and yes I am a few days late on this, deal with it…

To see the rest of the models naked follow this link, cuz when Huffington Post posts shit it’s considered news and they still land million dollar ad deals but when I do it, I get called porn
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Posted in:Kate Moss|Pussy