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2010

09

Feb

More Jennifer Aniston 41 Year Old Ass of the Day

Here are the leftovers of John Mayer, Brad Pitt and pretty much half of Hollywood’s ass they used to fuck but left to die. I know shit is called sloppy seconds when you’re talking about a college chick you pass around, but Jennifer Aniston is what you’d probably call the chinese you bought a month ago that got lost in the back of your fridge that you contemplate eating when you are wasted even though you know it will make you sick, but I still think she’s got a hot body and the fact that she’s Greek and has natural self lubricating in her asshole, almost makes her expiry date irrelevant….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:41|Ass|Bikini|Jennifer Aniston

2010

08

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone found my number this weekend and wrote me a text message saying “I wanna fuck you”. I have no idea who the person is, but can only assume it’s a 45 year old man in women’s panties, or a fat chick. But I couldn’t let that opportunity go to waste, even if I knew it was a prank, so I’ve been texting the motherfucker back, demanding genital pics at all hours of the night, and I was even gonna post the number here for you all to get in on the fun, until I drove the person nuts enough to confess that they were playing a joke on me thanks to my fucking neighbor and all my fun and excitement of who the mystery person coulda been, like college girls in their panties having a pillow fight, or the loneley awkward girl I see working the pharmacy I go to who I know doesn’t think she is too good for me, flew out the fucking window, leaving me alone, and cold, but that’s just cuz my wife is at the Doctor, hoping to be diagnosed with an illness and my electricity has been out all fucking day….

Here’s Beyonce Falling Off Stage to Make Your Day a Better One….

And Here are my stepLINKS….


Anna Torv Leaves a Little to the Imagination in These Topless Shots, But She’s Still Hot as Hell
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Betty White is Fucking Amazing – VIDEO
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Seriously, WTF is Up With These Idiots and Body Modification? – GALLERY
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Hot Pics Of Elle Macpherson
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Because If Your Monday Was As Hellish As Mine Was, Pulling One Out Will Ease the Pain
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Marisa Miller’s Ass Crack is Lookin’ Good
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Huge Boobs – A Documentary – VIDEO
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Man….Carrie Underwood? I Don’t Know…
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101 Topless Celebs
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Chinese News Explains Andy Dick’s Arrest Through Cheap CGI and It’s Amazing – VIDEO
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The Puppy Bowl Looked Way More Interesting Than the Superbowl – VIDEO
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The 20 Hottest Athlete Slut Photo Shoots of All Time
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Naked Amateur Cheerleader Masturbating – VIDEO
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Brooklyn Decker is Hot
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A Rod Continues to Stick His Penis is Anybody Blonde and in Hollywood
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Melissa Giraldo Photo Collection
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Let’s Hear It For Carol
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Awhhh Poor Little Wayne Can’t Take His iPod to Jail With Him!!
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Check Out Keri Hilson’s Incredible Ass Crack
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Tiffany and Her Fun With a Lesbo – VIDEO
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And a Little More Olivia Munn
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Sarah Palin is Most Probably Retarded
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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And More Brooklyn Decker
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How Awesome Would It Be If These Stories About Sam Ronson Beating Up Lindsay Lohan Are True
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Check Out the Rack on Caroline
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Megan Fox is in the Bath for Motorola – VIDEO
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Eve Angel is Stripping Down
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I Want Some of Shellie Sara
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What Her Valentine’s Day Gift Really Says
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Wheelie Fail – VIDEO
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Here’s the Dorito’s Super Bowl Commercial
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Michael Jackson’s Doctor is Officially Fucked
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Brandy and Sarah Play Beer Pong
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

08

Feb

Paulina Rubio does the Lady Gaga of the Day

Paulina Rubio is pushing 40, so I don’t really understand why she’s marketing herself the same way some ugly 20 year old annoying piece of shit is. Sure, I guess it’s her way of staying relevant and giving the Mexicans a taste of American pop culture, but I think it’s a little fucking embarrassing. See, there comes an age when every piece of trash needs to hang up her leotard in style, and move onto either spending her stupid money she’s made, or refining her style for her aging fans. I don’t really have a problem with fucking 40 year olds, or getting off on their tits when they wear nice lingerie, but I do think there is a time and a place for trying to overcompensate for being old and washed up by being as sexy as you can, and that time and place is usually at 3 am, in her hotel room, when everyone’s wasted….

But you may have a soft spot for this bitch, and I have a job to give you things you may find sexy, like Kirsten Dunst on her Death Bed, or whatever other bullshit I threw up on your screen today…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Paulina Rubio

2010

08

Feb

Marisa Miller’s Ass in Celebrity Flag Football Game of the Day


Celebrities or “Hardly-Celebrities” always try to get into the action. If some big event is going down, they have to do some stunt to annoy the public with, thinking that we care, when really it makes them look like they are latching onto something bigger than them, for a little attention….so obviously when the superbowl came along – they had no choice but to do a flag superbowl for the stars, and by stars I mean Olivia Munn and Marisa Miller who are hardly stars to begin with, they shoulda thrown in that guy from the viagra commercial and one of the Extras on Golden Palace to make shit really legit and all I know is that if I was playing I’d be tackling Marisa Miller too, and after the game, I’d try to make Oliva Munn choke on my cock…but that’s just cuz she’s a whore….

Olivia Munn

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass|Celebrity|Flag Football|Marisa Miller

2010

08

Feb

Some Body Painted Tits Of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch in her maxi pad is, but I know she was important enough for the paparazzi to take a picture of her. I figure you can all create your own backstory for her. Maybe she was walking down the street and some artist decided to have his way with her, or maybe she is poor and has to paint her clothes on everyday, I guess it doesn’t matter and what does matter is that you can see her titties all black on a white chick and not actually being from Africa if you’re into that….I mean how could you not be into body painting it is the single trashiest thing to have at a party besides obnoxious Energy drink.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Body Paint|Chick|Tits

2010

08

Feb

Brooklyn Decker and Her Beach Shoes of the Day

Tennis pro Andy Roddick’s wife is some bikini model named Brooklyn Decker who you’ve probably all heard of since she was in SI and Victoria’s Secret and other related shit.

She was on the beach in a pair of heels because you can’t put a price on making your legs look as good as they possibly can since you depend on the shit to get more work…so comfort and not looking like an idiot doesn’t really come into play…and here are the pics…

I’ve tried to befriend this bitch on Twitter, but she just ignores me, so I should really try to be a lot more evil in this post, but why fuckin’ bother….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Beach|Brooklyn Decker|Legs

2010

08

Feb

Megan Fox Cowboy Tits of the Day

I had this theory that cowboys were going to make a huge comeback. I figured that zombies had their revival, as did vampires and aliens all concepts from the 1950s. Cowboys were the only group of people who weren’t getting the media attention they deserved, I mean other than Brokeback Mountain, but that shit’s just homo….

I’m talking the cowboys kids used to play with, that America as we know it was built on that….So part of me was happy to see a good Western in the works, but unfortunately Megan Fox is attached to the project, making me think the revival is gonna end before it even starts. She’s got the ability to taint things like the meat I fed my wife the other night hoping her stomach of steel would shut the fuck down, but it didn’t bring the elephant down. So maybe my vision for people dressing like cowboys will still come true…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Cowboy|Megan Fox|Tits

2010

08

Feb

Kirsten Dunst Looks Like Death of the Day

I don’t know what Hollywood does to bitches, but I do know that all the hot pussy from the last decade ends up lookin’ grey, haggard and like they are about to fucking die. This shit is worse than the time I kidnapped a girl I met at the bus stop and didn’t want her to ever leave me so I just fed her GHB daily wiping her out and making her unable to ever leave me, it was love motherfuckers, don’t judge..

But seriously, I don’t understand what type of shit this bitch has put into herself the last few years, but I do know that based on the way she looks, she won’t have much longer to go before being reunited with her friend DJ AM, Brittany Murphey, Estelle Getty, Michael Jackson, Josh Hartnett and Heath Ledger in the bahamas on their secret island hide out….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Uncategorized

2010

08

Feb

Marisa Miller Dressed Like an Angry 15 Year Old of the Day

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There’s something funny about seeing grown women dress like teenage girls. Sure most of my sexual fantasies involve a barely 18 year old and her cotton panties, but whenever I try to get my wife to play that shit out, it always turns into a disaster, mainly because I know it takes years of hard eating to get as fat as she is, and my whole excitement level goes out the window with harsh reality…

I don’t know why Marisa Miller isn’t wearing her bikini, or her lingerie and I don’t know why she looks like she’s going to the mall to flirt with boys and listen to CDs at the music store but I do know it isn’t as hot as it could be….but you’ll probably like it cuz she’s a girl and girls have vaginas and vagina is something you never get to lick, touch or fuck.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Marisa Miller

2010

08

Feb

Blake Lively in Some Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day

The Gossip Girl who wasn’t born in a halfway house to a criminal mother but who was born to actor parents who forced her to live out there dreams, who didn’t want to be famous so badly that she took parts in fetish movies but did want to be famous enough to play a Fetish in a Movie but probably sucked an equal number of dicks to make her dreams come true was in her bikini in Miami and here are the stalker pics….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Blake Lively