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2009

09

Dec

Jersey Shore Knock Out of the Day

I like trash, because I am trash and because trash get things done without worrying about social conventions like showering or pride or etiquette, we just do what we gotta do to get by and sometimes that involves knocking an loud, annoying, bitch the fuck out.

This is some show called Jersey Shore, I assume it’s about the guidos and clowns from the Jersey Shore and this could be staged, but staged or not, seeing a bitch knocked the fuck out is porn to me, especially when she’s dressed in Ed Hardy like this twat.

Not beating the fuck out of women is a dated concept. Get with the fucking times and break your wife’s nose.

Posted in:Jersey Shore|Knock Out

2009

08

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I have decided to fully absorb myself into the Christmas holiday spirit by spending the entire weekend sitting under the stairs at the local mall lookin’ up as many fucking skirts and I fucking can. I figure Thursday after work will probably be a stronger upskirt day since people will be coming out of work and since most chicks dress like slobs on the weekend and Friday night no one wants to do anything but get fucked up and fucked to fill the void that the work week brought them….and I guess you don’t care about my plans….you just want my stepLINKS so here they are….

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER FOR THE HOLIDAYS
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Jessica Simpson is Banging the Smashing Pumpkin – Weird
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Some Asian Slut Belly Dances to Arabian Music of the Day
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Find Sluts Here
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Porn Star Joanna Angel Gets Dirty
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Michael Bay Directed a Victoria’s Secret Commercial and It Is Amazing
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Frat Boy Dad – VIDEO
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Britney Spears and Her Hard Nipples
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Korean Politician Judo Master – VIDEO
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Julia Roberts is Lookin’ Hot
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The Entire Year of 2009 in Auto Tune
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Pie Throwing On Japanese TV, Amazing
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25 Hot Girls With iPhones
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Mona Lisa is an Attention Whore
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Striptease of the Day
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Kate Bosworth Needs to Eat Some Fucking Food
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Victoria Beckham Just Out Walking Around Not Really Doing Anything
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Rihanna Likes to Live Dangerously
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Germany’s Got Talent!
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Bai Ling is Dressed Like a Whore. What Else is New?
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Candice Swanepoel is Lookin Hot in Lingerie
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Nikki Sims Likes Her Candle Wax Hot
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Gotta Love a Drunk Santa
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Uma Thurman is Back on the Market Again and I Want to Bang Her
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Mother Daughter Pussy Flashing
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Drunk Sluts Take It Off
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How to: Fail at Lip Syncing
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Zeina Heart Oh My Gosh!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Bar Rafaeli is Looking Hot
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is Leggy with Cleavage
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Mila Does Her Sexy Thing
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The Farting Santa is Coming to Town
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Who Is Victoria Justice and Where Can I Find Nudes of Her?
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Denise Milani’s Big Tits Dressed Like a Cop.
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Vida Guerra in a Bathing Suit
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Tessa Has Bedroom Eyes
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Ivy Strips Down in Her Bedroom
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Hannah Hilton Want’s You To Take a Peak
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Adrienne Curry’s Naughty Twitter Pics
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Tiger Wood’s Wife is Fucking Hot Man
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Yeah I’d Fuck Her
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Lindsay Lohan is Off the Help the Needy
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Gotta Love Some LA Ladies
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AUSTRALIAN BIKINI BABE IS THE NEW MIRANDA KERR
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Funny Cock / Pussy / Beaver Waxing Ad
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

08

Dec

Kristin Davis and Her Shitty Body in a Bikini of the Day

Thank god the bitch is in her shorts cuz she’s got a horrible fucking body…. That’s all I’ve gotta say about that. I mean other than the fact that I almost got sued by this cunt years ago because I posted pictures of her cunt that was black, meaty and fucking disgusting and the money she spent sending lawyers letters would have been better spent on labia reduction surgery….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Kristin Davis

2009

08

Dec

Cameron Diaz Ass on a Motorbike Riding Tom Cruise of the Day

I bet Tom Cruise didn’t get a boner having a girl rub up so closely to him. if anything it was fucking up with how good the vibrations of the bike felt up against his balls while he was thinking about all those late night bareback riding sessions he used to have wearing his leather chaps with all his gay biker riding buddies….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Cameron Diaz|Denim

2009

08

Dec

Lady Gaga Met The Queen of the Day

Something is seriously wrong with the world when Lady Gaga gets to meet the Queen. Sure she’s some kind of court jester who targets the Queens and it seems almost fitting but seriously if I was the Royal Family which I’m not, my security detail would have killed this fucking monster as soon as it stepped foot in the building for fear that it was carrying an HIV filled syringe or whatever these weird fucking tranny pros use to protect themselves these days….

Seriously, she needs to be sent back to the fucking gutter, she’s not growing on me, she’s just making me hate her more.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Queen

2009

08

Dec

Some Shitty Acting and Nudity in a Movie Called Penthouse of the Day

Here’s some nudity in straight to DVD movie called Penthouse that will be hitting the DVD shelves of various fine retail stores in March….Here’s the bullshit synopsis….

Three lifelong friends inhabiting a penthouse apartment find themselves at odds when one of them attempts to move in with his girlfriend and another’s little sister makes a surprise visit.

I don’t think you would have bought the shit, but figure if you were, I just saved you the solid 5.99 you would have paid when it went on sale two weeks after it was released and no one bought the shit…

I guess there could be more nudity, I don’t know, I just know I am giving you a sneak peak and the highlight is that Kaley Cuoco is the only name I recognize in the shit and I dont think she’s getting naked in the clip because I was told it was Nikki Griffin, Lexi Baxter, Kaila Yu….also known as a bunch of sluts I’ve never heard of…..

Posted in:Nudity|Shitty Acting

2009

08

Dec

Some Coco Pictures She’s Pimpin’ on Twitter of the Day

Coco was just pimping these pictures on twitter, I’m guessing she knows exactly what she is doing because she’s had an extensive career being pimped by various men soliciting her like the piece of disgusting, genetically modifed meat that she is.

I assume she’s doing this push for these pics becuase she thinks she looks good and is delusional because clearly she’s disgusting but I guess we can’t control what gives people a boner even if the boner is for herself, I can just assume that she likes how these were photoshopped more aggressively than any other picture has ever been photoshopped…it’s like some Guinness World Record shit….

Posted in:Coco|Pictures|Twitter

2009

08

Dec

Tila Tequila and her Useless Tits of the Day

IThe bottom feeding whore Tila Tequila was recently spotted at the airport. She should really take this moment in because there will be a time very soon when she won’t be able to afford airfare and people won’t be paying her to fly around the world, because the John’s she bangs for money will be bored of her and onto new pussy, her celebrity will be dried up and so will her whore pussy and if we’re lucky she will have commited suicide but here are some pictures to remember one these last trips as a whore people follow on twitter who was once on TV and who had a taste of fame even for just a minute and you can see her leopard print bra and fake tits….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Tila Tequila|Tits

2009

08

Dec

Taylor Momsen is a Shitty Rockstar of the Day

I don’t own a TV so sometimes I turn on the radio to distract me from the thoughts and voices in my head. The last couple of weeks they’ve been up on this Christmas Carol bullshit and despite not having much of a soul, I love Christmas and everything about it, except for maybe not ever getting presents I want cuz my wife is a fucking cunt. So I sit here singing along to all the Christmas music like some kind of fag would with broadway tunes practicing for his drag show and the whole thing is fucking embarassing, but not as embarassing as Taylor Momsens’ attempt at being a rockstar.

She walks around with a fucking guitar like she knows how to sing, or like she’s fucking musical and it is all thanks to too much positive reinforcement as she grew up. No one took the time to tell her she fucking sucks even though anyone with half a brain can see she’s got no talent and based on some info from my Christmas Radio music, has never had talent cuz it turns out she was 7 year old Cindy in How the Grinch Stole Xmas….and here she is sucking then…

And here she is sucking at life now…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Rockstar|Taylor Momsen

2009

08

Dec

Hilary Duff and Fat Ass Carrying her Boots of the Day

The newest trend for celebrity erotica as far as I’m concered is this calf porn without the baby cows. Today’s edition is brought to us by Stuff by Hilary Duff.

Speaking of Stuff by Hilary Duff, there was a time not that long ago that Suff by Hilary Duff K-Mart display of products and a couple oversized flesh colored bra and panty sets in my size provided hours of masturbation fun in the changing room. Now the only thing plus sized is Hilary Duff’s ass.

I assume she needs the fat as protective padding that comes in handy when her boyfriend’s hockey team decide to do initiation on her ass to build team morale, but it’s not so lovely to look at.

Here are the pics….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Boots|Fat Ass|Hilary Duff