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2022

15

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

She bangs She bangs…..

That whole Ricky Martin’s been arrested for incest, because he was dating his nephew you something, which you know is probably a product of being sexually abused in Menudo, an angle he’ll use…that he may even laid the groundwork with last week when his bandmate came out saying he was abused…

But what the fuck do I know, other than maybe incest is the best, so going into the weekend, think about all your family members you’d like to fuck, maybe go through mom’s old photos and hope for some bikini pics, because society is collapsing and it happens when people start fucking their family…..I mean Ricky would have known this kid since birth and is now fucking him..which is pretty much what’s going on…beyond just Ricky, but with all you perverts…

50 Years in Prison to fuck your brother’s son, then stalk him… you gotta wonder about these fucking crazy celebrity demons….and perverts who can’t figure out how to keep it in their damn pants…..

Then, everyone is also mad at Terrence Howard for saying some shit about Hydrogen Technology being the key to UGANDAs future, because maybe he knows something we don’t know, as ancient tech has obviously been hidden from the normies, so he may be onto something…..

But instead of people saying “he’s rich, he has access, he may know she we don’t know because we work at Walmart”….they are instinctively ridicule him.

I am not here defending Terrence Howards grasp on Physics, I am just smart enough to know that I know nothing about Physics, and despite hating actors, I don’t just discount them as being vapid hollywood trash, some could actually be GENIUSES, I mean working as an actor is a fucking scam of the century that requires no talent, so if you were smart and into being on camera, why wouldn’t you do it to get pussy and paid….even if you were some rocket scientist……

The point is, LEAVE TERRENCE HOWARD ALONE….and wait to see if he gets killed, then you will know he KNEW too much.

NOT THAT YOU CARE……it’s the weekend and like granny always said, who needs friends when you have TIKTOK app on your phone to dane like no one is watching, hoping that everyone watches, so you can retire by 15 years old….It’s never too late, even if you’re not 15 years old…

It’s the weekend, go weekend, let’s weekend together….where weekends together involve me trying to look up summer dresses for the pussy flash…..

K. BYE.

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Avirl Lavigne is Fishnets
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Brie Larson – Braless
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Iggy Azalea’s Slutty Performance
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Liz Olsen Pokies!
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Studio 54 Co Founder Dies by Assisted Suicide
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Demi Lovato’s New Video
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Kendall Jenner Bikinis!
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Arianny Celeste’s Hand Bra
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Emily Ratajkowski is getting Divorced
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Robbery Victim Gets the Gun….
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Why Cats Hide Their Faces While They Sleep
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Josephine Skriver has a Round Booty
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Sarah Hyland and Vanessa Hudgens Yacht
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Pretty Girls!
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7 Most Notorious Prison Gangs
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Allie Rae Bikinis!
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Rita Ora Works Out
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Leighton Meeser ad Adam Brody Star in “The River Wild”
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Time Lapse of Seasons Changing
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Woman Praks Men at Gym by Asking if They Are Checking her Out
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World’s Largest Spider
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Hot Unknown Bikini Model
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Zach Wilson’s mom Lisa teases NFL fans in incredible workout video on Instagram
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Army Hammer is Selling Time Shares in Caymen
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Ozzy Man on When Animals Fight Back
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How the James Telescope Was Transported
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Tony Romo Predicts Who Will Be the Steelers Quarterback
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Madison Pettis in her Underwear
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Trick to Break Into Ford Transit
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American Gets Excited Over Cars Not Available in the USA
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Half Naked Model in the Bath
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Three Cars Get Towed in One Hour
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New York’s Nuclear Strike PSA
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Candice Swanepoel in a Gold Dress
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Hailey Bieber Hot in a Swimsuit
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Camila Cabellow Big Bikini
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Taylor Swift is Out in London
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Victoria Justice at Some Event
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Victoria Silvstedt Busty on the Beach
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Pixie Lott in a Tight Dress
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Reese Witherspoon V-Neck
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Kate Bock at a Bikini Event
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Halle Berry in a Dress
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Bait, Hook Line and Sinker
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ORIO CAM SHOW
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Perky Tits on Suction Dildo
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Dick Suck Shooting Guns
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Hot Angle for a Titty Jiggle
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Fighting Friday
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Pussy Rubber
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Her Pussy is a Gem
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Best Date Ever
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Mash-Up Weirdness
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Masturbating Babe
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Bounce Faster
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Nicole Strips Out of Bikini
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Thigh High Dildo Fuck
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Stranger Sex with a Babe
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2022

15

Jul

Heidi Klum Nipple of the Day

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Part of me appreciates that Heidi Klum, despite being a fucking dinosaur, still feels compelled to post bottom feeding slutty content, like the underwear modeling career she built her TV hosting career was actually her calling, and the hosting is just bonus thanks to her being in the scene for being a hot chick, and having a wild and weird personality that the producers were drawn to because she was a famous hot chick.

She’s about 80 years old, so this is almost shocking content, but it goes to show you that you don’t have to rot as fast as the others when you’ve got the superior genetics thanks to eugenics programs during Nazi Germany that led to her creation in a lab somewhere…..

Her body is looking pretty banging and along with being old as shit she’s got about 35 kids, has been railed by Seal who is named seal because his penis is the size of a sea, which for those who don’t know can weigh upwards of 280 pounds, and this bitch had it UP INSIDE her often…..GERMANS….and their BDSM fillings…

ANYWAY….the slutty content for a dinosaur is weird, but tells you a little about Heidi and her willingness or eagerness to be jerked off to after all these years of being jerked off to…and I think it’s pretty fucking great……because she looks good and I an pretend she’s not in her 70s….by staring at the tits.

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2022

15

Jul

Alexandra Daddario Bikini Tits of the Day

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Alexandra Daddario has her titties out in a bikini, which I guess is what you do when you’re a recently married, near 40 year old who has’t had a kid yet, but probably will after shooting the next season of White Lotus where her big tits in bikini are required to contribute to it being the biggest tits on TV show that it was season one with the help of Sydney Sweeney….so take it in….but I guess once she breeds, and I am sure she will, we can expect to see much bigger milk filled tits, where she’ll likely post breast feeding pics for feminism and to fight the patriarchy while giving the perverts some tit to jerk off to like this was that season of True Detective she’s on, but with a baby we have to try to block out so we can focus on the good parts.

Alexandra Daddario is not a good actor, but she’s got tits, which is all it really takes, and really what is a good actor, they are all fucking clowns, so the tits that got her here, kept her here are the focal point, so look at them all squeezed up while she pretends to relax while actually producing titty smut for her fans who are only here for the titty.

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2022

15

Jul

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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On/Offs are the most important post of the day because they speak to my life goal of seeing every woman in the world naked…..I am all about nudism, nudity, and staring at girls who aren’t mentally prepared to drop the shackles that are clothing….forgetting that we are animals who should not even be wearing clothing….unless it’s WINTER and for actual survival….so I imagine what they look like naked instead…..and for the most part they look better naked, but from my experience fucking randoms over the decades, I can tell you that is not always the case, sometimes closing can be as misleading as “I don’t have herpes”…..

Point being, girls of the world, get naked….but only after you take a selfie of you being clothed…..so we see how the tits and ass ACTUALLY hang without the support and sorcery of clothing design and technology that brought us the infamous YOGA PANT and PUSH UP BRA…

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2022

15

Jul

Bella Hadid Topless of the Day

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Here’s some Bella Hadid bringing the compelling content for her fans, because she’s trying to break that fourth wall of her vs them, by allowing them to pretend to be her mirror or some shit thanks to her feeling hot in her shameless topless pic….

The point is that her dad bought her cover, the Hadid careers are just beyond contrived, everything they’ve done they’ve hustled or manipulated to get, and it worked out for them, so if she’s a top model, the ugliest top model in history, I mean look at that face, whether she gets paid heavy and converts the retards cuz she’s part of the culture or not, she’s still a fucking bottom feeder.

Hence the nude selfies, that she’s pretending to be MODEST by erasing her tits we’ve all we seen….like she’s not an attention seeking rich girl being edgy, because she’s been raised a rich kid, isolated and this is her attempt to be a normie….

The point is that when I see censored pics like this, I assume there’s a paywall somewhere for me to get the uncensored version, it’s the OnlyFans bait and switch for conversion strategy….only Bella Hadid’s not linking us out to the “removed scribble” and that’s pretty fucking boring…

You gotta wonder what she’s hyped on in this pic if she’s covering her tits, is it the face, the hair, the toned somac, the jewelry…..or the fact that this is about as challenging as it gets to get noticed when you’re already followed by millions. Who cares.

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2022

15

Jul

Feminist Friday of the Day

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The bra burners at some Miss America protest in Atlantic city in 1968 is the reason that all motherfuckers think feminist hippies are bra burning freaks, when in reality, the braless girls are probably more into the whole patriarchy, because dudes work their day jobs, or do their hustle and grind, to make money and to have good credit, so that they can subscribe to their braless titty content on their subscription sites.

So I feel bad calling these girls feminists, at least in the traditional way, when really they are probably more like most hookers and strippers that I’ve known, which is basically man haters for totally different reasons than climbing the corporate ladder and hitting some glass ceiling thanks to having a cunt…because getting the right to vote wasn’t enough for them.

I actually don’t feel bad, I have no empathy for anyone, especially on the internet, plus this is a celebration of braless babes….so look.

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2022

15

Jul

Stefania Ferrario Bald All Over of the Day

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Stefania Ferrario posts nudes and since no one submits their nude content to me anymore and I am too lazy to find the girls who get naked in self produced hipster shoots, even though I’d be totally into posting them and celebrating their hotness, I am forced to take what is fed to me….and for whatever reason Stefaia Ferario is one of those things who has been fed to me, while she, herself is being fed, since her whole hustle is being plus sized.

I don’t know what your first experience with BBW was, but mine was in the mid 90s at the magazine stand, where there were a couple obscure porn mag titles around the BBWs and I thought, why would anyone need that, would it be dudes who rook hot chicks looking for something different, or some Gilbert Grape fetishists who took care of his lazy fat disabled mom so hard that she became the only way he could cum…..it didn’t make sense…then the internet happened and I was exposed to far more fatties being bad, since the hot chicks hadn’t realized how much they could make online, and really only figured it out in COVID with OnlyFans, which to someone like me who realizes how much you can make online for 25 years, but haven’t MADE anything online for 25 years…is crazy…..

The point is, I know the body positive movement, I know the fat amateurs of the late 90s, I know the BBW porn of the early 90s, I know the whole hustle….I’ve even been married to a fat chick for like 20 years and it’s smelled terrible for about 19 of those years…..and the FERROGAMO chick is not nearly fat enough to pull that hustle..

Sure she’s THICK, her titss big and round, her stomach and hips doughy, but clearly as an anorexic lover, she’s a fucking pig, but from a normal person perspective, she’s average sized…so the plus sized, body positive shit, has got to end….save it for the people with diabetes eatig cake….not a vintage range rover driving, shaved head, sunglass wearing, set of hot tits on her barely big girl frame…

All this to say, make all fat chicks this size.

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2022

15

Jul

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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When you have a good ass, you can wear anything and it’ll look good, even those bastardized and hated granny panties that are finally making a comeback because women and their hive minds have decided to reclaim them, like they are reclaiming bush, because COVID taught them comfort is king and NO dude gives an actual fuck about your bush, or panties, so be lazy bitch….

When you have a shitty ass, full back panties are probably more efficient of absorbing said shit….because the thong has too little fabric.

I’ve been a firm believer that seeing any and all panties on any and all grades of quality ass, is a win….but also that girls who think wearing jockey underwear is some feminist protest are fucking idiots since generations of women, we’re taking for at least 100 years, wore full back panties daily, not just in stagnant relationships and not just on their periods so here are a bunch of FULL bak panties, most looking good…all worth looking at.

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2022

15

Jul

Phoebe Tonkin Lingerie of the Day

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Phoebe Tonkin is some Actress from Australia, which seems to be the country that makes the most actresses that are used in Hollywood on the regular, and I don’t know if it is because they have biological cloning labs in Australia due to their criminal background as a nation….or maybe it just makes geographic sense…Australia to LA is a direct flight…but that’s probably what they want you to believe, like the earth being round, space being real, etc.

Well, along with her acting career, she takes slutty content for social media that I guess they are doing for clickbait, attention, feedback, a viral hit, to get jerked off to, because it’s easy to produce….and keeps people in the loop when their acting careers are pretty boring….and I think that thirst trapping is the most important thing she does for her career….since I’ve never seen any of the other shit she’s done.

Boring, but she’s trying and since we award people with participation medals, she gets one assuming you jerking off to her is a participation medal, a good old fashion CUM TRIBUTE….but who cares about what she thinks, she takes half naked selfies like a whore and gets what she deserves from the people who come across it on their iPAD….LITERALLY…

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2022

15

Jul

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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You gotta wonder why FISHNETS are called fishnets, when there are so may other NETS they could be named after, since by definition, a fishnet stocking that isn’t an actual fishnet, could be called ANY kind of net. Why aren’t they called Basketball Nets…

Clearly they are referencing rank fishy smelled cunt that the fishnets wrap since the fishnet was originally designed for whores….and is now mainstream for all the normies….even teens wear fishnets to the SWEET 16s, while GRANNIES wear them to funeral…so they aren’t just for FUCKING whores….unless you’re like me and think everything is for fucking whores…especially fishnets…

Sure, the fishnets are the most common kind of net, but I think it’s about rank pussy and they just slipped the dis under the cracks, laughing at the idiots buying it, and now it’s just normalized…

Either way, I’m going with pussy shaming and making millions in the process.

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