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2009

04

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I forgot to post my links because I was drunk mid-afternoon Friday, I’m talking real drunk and unsure of what went on but I do think I ended up walking in on a gay orgy at one point and at Wal Mart buying myself the Flipper DVD at another, but between you and me, it could have been at the time, because I am struggling to remember my name or what day it is. The good news is that I didn’t have a camera to document the whole horrible experience, the bad news for you is that I am still alive because I know you don’t like me, but I guess that’s good news for me, since it means I can still torment you on this site and that is something worth celebrating motherfuckers….

Here are my stepLINKS…better late than never…but before I post them, here’s my cry for attention:

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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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This One’s For the Pedophiles…
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Let’s Enjoy Jessica Alba’s Ass Together
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart…
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Because I Know You Probably Won’t Leave the House Tonight Anyways
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PRAISE THE LORD, KANYE + LADY GAGA’S TOUR IS CANCELLED
50 Cent Says It was Gay Anyways; Confirms What we All Thought in the First Place
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Kristin Cavallari’s Hottest Pics
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Turkey Cheese Fries Anyone
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8 Rejected Photobooth Effects
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Matt Damon Freaks Out On Adrian Grenier
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Jenni Falconer See Through Panties And Her Landing Strip Is Showing
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Beyonce’s Dad is Bangin Chicks All Over and It Looks Like he Knocked a Bitch Up
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Russel Brand is Fucking Katy Perry and I Am Praying to God for a Sex Tape
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25 Hot Chicks on Roller Skates
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Striptease of the Day
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Lily Allen Will Pretty Much Fuck Any Dude With a Penis, But Even I Wouldn’t Fuck Lily Allen, and I Will Pretty Much Fuck Anything
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Jessica Stroup Hits Paris Fashion Week
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FORMER WWE DIVA MISSY HAS ENORMOUS TITS … AND A FUCKIN’ HICKEY ON HER LABIA!
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Anna Friel is Lookin Hot
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Katie Price and Her Big Tits Looking Ridiculous as Always
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Fun in the Restaurant – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Oprah is Gonna Go on a Rampage Like Godzilla to Destroy Copenhagen and Everyone In It
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sex in the Tattoo Shop
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Busty Chick Shaves Her Pussy
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Alyssa Reid is Close Up
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Vendula’s Body is Magic
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Melita Toniolo Gallery
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Sophie Howard is Topless in Red
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Dian is on the Rocks
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And a Little More Rihanna
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Amateurs in the Tub
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10 Jobs That Will Turn You into a Total Dick
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Meet the Jolie Twins
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Some Selena Gomes Jailbait Action
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Babe id Red Shows Off Those Titties
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Smile, Bitch!
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Jason Whaler is Going to Prison!
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Jet Powered Merry Go Round! – VIDEO
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Trust Me, You’re Gonna Want Faith
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Fuck Fox News
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JESSICA CHANGED HER NAME TO JESSA, AND NOW SHE’S A TOP PLAYBOY PLAYMATE … BUT TO ME, SHE’S STILL A CUM-GUZZLING WHORE!
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2009

02

Oct

Britney Spears in Some Shorts of the Day

When Britney Spears dresses like this, it makes part of me wants to clean the K-Fed damage out of her vagaina with my mouth, there’s just something about her that I can’t get enough of, even when she’s dragged thru the fucking gutter and broken the fuck down, I really get these urges to insert a few fingers in her and pick her up, brush her off and make a puppet out of her, but that’s probably because I can’t smell her thru my computer, but kinda wish I could….

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Britney Spears|Shorts

2009

02

Oct

Hayden Panettiere’s in Shorts for her Fans of the Day

Hayden Pantettiere was seen wearing a pair of panties in public, sure they look like denim shorts, but that’s just cuz she’s a troll, it’s like the time my wife put on a pair of XXL sweatpants I got from the Salvation Army that didn’t have shit stains on them, and it looked like a brand new fucking pair of leggings on her fat calves, only my wife isn’t wanted by 99% the virgin, videogame, superhero, comic collecting crowd for sexual purposes, but in her defense, she’s not wanted by ANYONE for sexual purposes…..and in all honestly part of me wants to fuck Hayden and that part of me is my testicles….here are her pics…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Shorts

2009

02

Oct

Eva Herzigova’s Nipples in Vogue of the Day

You know seeing a girl’s nipple thru her shirt is really not as exciting as it once was back when women didn’t wear see thru shirts on the regular, especailly when the girl who is showing her nipple thru a see thru shirt in some tasteful photoshoot for “Vogue” is a Czech Model, who I know if I was a little smarter, could have bought as my wife back in the 80s if I spent my money on airfare to Prague instead of on whiskey and hookers, but I guess hindsight is 20/20 or some shit.

She’s pretty much done very little work other than modeling and working the sex trade back when the sex trade was the only way a hot bitch could actually make something of herself by fucking tourists who eventually fall in love because the whores back home don’t look anything like this, before your country opened up….something I really wish I had exploited when I had the chance.

Posted in:Eva Herzigova|Nipples

2009

02

Oct

Aubrey O’Day’s Ass on Twitter of the Day

This just in, Aubrey O’Day is an attention craving whore, who pretty much bites Tila Tequila’s whore style and turns to the internet to get naked for her horny fans who love her fat ass and fake tits to give her the illusion that people actually want to fuck her or that she’s actually famous and not just the reality show latch on that she is…..

See the issue I have with Aubrey O’Day is that this cunt posts pictures like this of herself, she stars in some low grade vegas show where she gets topless, and she pretty much can’t hide the fact that she’s a fat chick trying to exploit the little sex appeal she has because as long as a bitch gets naked, dudes will pay attention, but the second I post the pictures of her whore ass in action, I get fucking lawyers letters. So bitch who wants to be seen, makes a big stink about being seen, just because I guess she figures since she has our attention, she might as well try her best to really get our attention and I hate that shit, but mainly because this time it affected me directly.

Either way, here’s her ass and some other twitter pics she’s posting to get noticed, because I guess she feels her overeating and all the hard work she’s done sitting in a quest to turn her body into one black men can appreciate to land a hip hop boyfriend wasn’t getting noticed enough on its own, making her have to bend over for the camera, something more girls need to follow her lead on….

Posted in:Ass|Aubrey O'Day|Twitter

2009

02

Oct

Rihanna Showing Off Some Tit of the Day

Rihanna is ridiculous. Sure I’m not a style icon, I know nothing about fashion and I don’t really care to, but I do know how to recognize a clown, or at least someone that someone is making a practical joke on, you know telling the little girl from Barbados who grew up in a shanty with a garbage man father who was broke as fuck and forced to wear hand-me-down dresses her neighbor made out of beach towels that tourists would forget on the beach, since it was the only fabric they could afford, and here she is acting like she’s a fuckin model on the runways in Paris or some shit, when really she just looks like this dude I know who maints himself gold and pretends to be a trophy in the park, seriously, her hair is like an 80s idea of futuristic and I know it’d be fun to cum on, but let’s face it, everything is fun to cum on, especially when it gets eaten or touched unexpectedly.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:cleavage|Rihanna|Tits

2009

02

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Ass on Letter Man of the Day

Remember when Kim Kardashian’s ass was a celebrity and starred in a “black on half Armenia, full spoiled brat useless cunt” sex tape, well shit is starting to look like shit, you know after a night of drinking, when you come home and eat the only food you have in your fridge that happens to be rotting, but not all that bad considering you’re drunk, until you wake up the next day and see clumps of what may be your liver and parts of your stomach in the fuckin’ toilet, but you still wanna fuck it and I wanna piss on it, cuz I know she’s into getting peed on, and I guess there’s something hot about treating a bitch like a public toilet, especially if her pussy smells like one or is as clean as one.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Kim Kardashian

2009

02

Oct

David Letterman Scandal of the DAy

David Letterman, Scandal

My computer and internet connection is running like shit, I wanted to remind you assholes that I am not dead, I am just poor and can’t afford any solid tools needed to run this shit, and really it doesnt take that much to run, that’s just how hurting I am.

Anyway, the Letterman shit is funny, he handled it pretty amazing, despite living my life in a deny til you die situation, but Letterman came clean, since when you come clean you get can’t get extorted.

The most interesting thing in all this is the Letterman sex tape with Paul…

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2009

02

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I just spent my night pretending to be Gene Simmon’s love child to get into the KISS concert, since I figure one of them will die soon enough and I’ll miss out on legendary performances and by legendary performances I mean slutty 45 year old rocker chicks who have gone through at least one divorce and a lot of cocks, who appreciates someone who is Gene Simmon’s love child…it didn’t work, so instead I went to an arcade and played games with 14 year old Asian dudes, something you guys may appreciate, but I found pretty depressing, but not as depressing as my home….

Here are my stepLINKS

Emmanuelle Chriqui is Rockin Daisy Dukes
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And the Award for Domestic Violence Crazy Bitch of the Day Goes To….
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Get Your Nut Off, It Does a Body Good
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Britney Spears and some White Trash Glamours
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The 9 Sexiest Roller Girls Of All Time
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Imagine if Star Wars: A New Hope weren’t made by George Lucas, but by hundreds of different fans in 15 second pieces and then glued together – VIDEO
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WHO SAID IT?! Megan Fox vs Mike Tyson
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Courtney Love See Through Saggy Tits
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So That’s What Your Mom Does With Her Webcam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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It’s Always Hit or Miss with Drew Barrymoe, But She is Looking Alright Here
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Madonna is Such a Predator Cougar, Here She is on Letterman
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25 Hilarious Roller Coaster Photos
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Striptease of the Day
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Looks Like Edward Furlonge (The Kid Terminator 2) is Having Some Issues
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Man christina Aguilera is Lookin Good on Project Runway
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Michael Bay Calls Megan Fox Out and It’s Kind of Awesome
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Couples Retreat – TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS
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For Fuck Sakes Christina Milian is Pregant Too?
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Goldie Hawn is a Hot Mess and Yes, I would Still Fuck Her
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How About a Wet Tshirt Contest
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What’s It Smell Like Lady?
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Marta Likes to Self Penetrate
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Adrean is All Wet
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Mellissa Lauren is Fune by Me
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Jenna Dewan Hangs Out in Her Bikini
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Guess Model Sarah Mutch is Covered But Topless Still!!
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Olivia Munn Versus Olivia Wilde
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Gianna Michaels and Jelena Jensen Get Nipple-to-Nipple
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Shay Johnson is All sorts of Sexy
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Garbage Out the Window FAIL! – VIDEO
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If You Didn’t Want to Kill The Kardashian Sisters Already, You Will Now
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CHECK OUT SOPHIE MONKS TITS
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Sesame Street Does Mad Me
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And a Few Last Shots of More Rihanna Fashion Insanity
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OMFG. CHECK OUT THE BIKINI CHICK IN THIS VIDEO
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Elena and Dasha
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

01

Oct

Rebecca Gayheart’s Pregnancy Pictures of the Day

I don’t wish death upon people, especially not unborn babies, because that is cruel and I am a real nice guy, but wouldn’t it be bittersweet if when Gayheart’s kid that is brewing inside her turns 9, it gets run the fuck over by some idiot celebrity talking on his cellular in his SUV, who will later get acquitted because it will be proven with the help of his expensive lawyer that her kid was jay walking and breaking the law, even though every other car stopped to let it get across the street, while the idiot celebrity’s impatient ass decided to drive around the other cars who were letting the kid cross cuz the idiot was in such a rush and couldn’t be bothered waiting so instead accidentally runs it the fuck down, killing it. Leaving Gayheart and her family left with heavy hearts and sadness, but at least she’ll always have a stupid name, no celebrity driving with a cellphone can take that from her…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Pregnancy|Rebecca Gayheart