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2022

13

Jul

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

No Fat Chicks ALLOWED is the general rule around here, but I like to have a fat girl post to show to the haters how inclusive I am, like a TV producer putting a black, asian, latin, mexican, native, transgender, gay, lesbian, incel, so long as it is non white it is ok, in their stories….so that you have some weird ass group of friends who look like the getalong gang of rejects…..not to say people of all backgrounds don’t hang out, but when put together in hollywood in a way that is so fake and gay, and is strictly virtue signalling….it’s pretty obvious, hilarious and THE SAME REASON I post this….like FAT chicks are hot when getting naked, I AM NOT THAT GUY, if anything, it’s comedy to me….especially now that the 4 am drunk fatties you once called to fuck cuz they’d show up…think they are valid super model types thanks to BODY POSITIVITY…and nerds over hyping them up….NERDS….RUIN….EVERYTHING…..just ask GATES.

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Posted in:Fatty

2022

13

Jul

Sarah Hyland and Vanessa Hudgens Look Better Photoshopped of the Day

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In this era of NOTHING IS REAL….even the celebs you jack off to are a fucked up edited version of themselves, like a boardwalk caricature level of authentic being passed off as authentic, so that creepers like Sarah Hyland, who I have consistently felt was a birth defect, genetic fuck up, with weak or light case of Primordial Dwarfism, which happens to be one of the saddest disabilities to have, and I actual feel terrible when seeing those little helpless aged kids, but when it’s a celebrity bitch who has a small dose of the shit, I feel nothing but contempt…

Anyway, Hyland is marrying some opportunistic gay dude who is straight for pay, Hudgens is her DISNEY SISTER and BFF, they have labeled themselves as BRIDE and BRIDESMAID because they want to be the leaders of obnoxious white girls of instagram, throw in some wine and we’ve got the TRIFECTA of mid 30 year old white girls being cheesy as fuck….

But they are in their ONE PIECES, so we gotta look, and you’d probably still fuck either or both, at the same time, or as a CUM TRIBUTE for reddit, since that’s as close as you’ll get to them….and i still think HUDGENS is hot, despite her midget wrestler body, and if I have to look at Hyland to see that neckless bull dog with her suit up her cunt, I can handle it….I’ve jerked off to worse.

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Posted in:Sarah Hyland|Vanessa Hudgens

2022

13

Jul

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed girls are not all dumpster fire pigs who look like they smoke weed to get through life because life has been unfair to them….not all weed girls are sloppy ass, lazy ass, bitches who get nothing done besides snacking all day…..but a lot of them are.

I am all for girls who smoke weed, or really anyone who smokes weeds, since I am into holistic medicine after seeing how fucking crazy BIG PHARMA is, and realize that if smoking weed gets you through it, if it makes your life better, it is a fuck of a lot better than being on SSRIs they prescribe to everyone to turn them into mindless shills…

We are all depressed, life sucks, humanity sucks, being motivated to live is for a small group of people will somehting to prove, so you might as well turn the chill on with a plant that you can grow with zero to no effort, especially when it was marketed as being the gateway to so many bad things in the propaganda against it, when really it’s probably just a gateway to sitting on the damn couch and not hating your life for it.

All this to say, DrunkenStepfather is SMOKED OUT stepfather…..at least for the sake of lookig at slutty self produced content of girls who think WEED makes for an ideal nude model prop.

I am into it.

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Posted in:Weed

2022

13

Jul

Sasha Pieterse’s Nips of the Day

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Sasha Pieterse is some South African actress that I’ve never heard of…but she has millions of followers so she either matters in a big way, or she has millions of fake followers that brands would probably still pay her to post them, because everything is a FUcKING LIE man…

Since I don’t know who Sasha Pieterse is and she’s showing tit, I figure it’s my RESPONSIBILITY to you, DEAR READER, to do a deep dig and find you some exclusive info on her….

MAYBE, I need to do a 10 Things you NEED to Know about Sasha Pieterse…

Or maybe I’ll call it 10 Things YOU didn’t know about Sasha Pieterse…but were too lazy to google because you don’t know who the fuck Sasha Pieterse is.

Here we go…

1- Born in South Africa, white and probably racist 26 years ago.

2- Human Trafficed to Las Vegas at 5 years old…..probably by her parents….

3- her parents were professional acrobats….so what better way to make actual money that to sell your daughter.

4- who the fuck is a professional acrobat…..

5- She was the face of SUPERCUTS at 4 years old…..

6- I hope you didn’t know she was the face of SUPERCUTS at 5 years old….

7 – She eventually got cast in the huge show PRETTY LITTLE LIARS at the time Instagream was just starting up, so we call that her lottery win….

8- She sings souther rock…..makes cookbooks and recently made a baby.

9- Her ovaries are broken and cause her weight FLUCTUATIONS….

10 – She’s showing nupple….and big 26 year old mom with broken ovary that cause weight gain TITS.

Now, make this post viral….I JUST CLICKBAITED…

Posted in:Sasha Pieterse

2022

13

Jul

Sabrina Carpenter Upskirt of the Day

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THIS IS NOT AN UPSKIRT…and I do not know who the fuck Sabrina Carpenter is, but I wouldn’t mind if she was an actual Carpenter and came out to build me a fucking Tinyhouse to live in like they are trying to convince us is the best way to live…just downsize, live in an amazon box like a homeless person, work like a slave all your life to have nothing to show for it, or the ability to take a shit without being in the kitchen, bedroom and living room at the same time, look how cool it is, all these babes on YOUTUBE do it, they even take time to get into a bikini in each episode to ensure you know their lives are better than yours…..YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND BE HAPPY…..YOU WILL LIVE IN PODS AND EAT BUGS…..YOU WILL SHARE A COMMUNITY EV THAT YOU CAN USE once a month if your SOCIAL CREDIT BASED ON YOUR CARBON FOOTPRINT ALINGS…..and DO NOT speak out against the man….or the regime because they will dispose of you….

I do remember that the song “IF I was a Carpenter” was my intro to Johnny Cash as a kid, so I have a fond place in my heart for Carpenters, even those owned by Disney….

I do have a fond place in my heart for upskirts too, and I’ve actually come face to face with UPSKIRTS of this level in the last 3 weeks about 5 times….one was a biker, one was a picnic girl on a date, one was a girl on a park bench…..and in EVERY case, I MISSED the actual upskirt, and only got to the gateway of the upskirt, because my creeping wasn’t creepy enough…..and the thing with upskirts is that when you miss them, they are gone forever….and clearly we’ve missed this one….but I’ll post it anyway since it almost happened and her fanbase is huge so maybe one will end up here and help me go viral for the first time in 15 years…..I NEED IT.

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Posted in:Sabrina Carpenter

2022

13

Jul

BBQ GIRL and Other Videos of the Day

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Hot Dog Prank

Tight Dress Retard

The Big Tits

Embarrassing Dancer

Thigh Highs

Yellow Heels

Short Skirt

Posing

Stretch

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

13

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When looking at the controlled economic collapse of a debt based society, facing insane inflation from psychopaths in charge overspending, printing money, lining their own pockets, before the average person starts defaulting on their mortgages or their home line of credits, or their other debt that they thought would be close to free for a long time….I’m here wondering where the TITTIES at….

Because when you’re broke, you’ve been broke, you’ve got nothing to lose, cuz you’ve never had anything to lose, despite your raw talent being deserving of millions, and your experience on the internet deserving of billions….you’re left to worry about the important things….where the titties are at….

Luckily, in any economic collapse, the turning to whoredom continues, so porn is about to get a hell of a lot more interesting while desperate mothers, single mothers, sluts and wives, turn to selling sex videos to cover their expenses….

I don’t know if porn is recession proof, but I know where the TITTIES will be at before everyone starves off, dies, and turn into zombie cannibals, assuming their vaccines don’t kill them first.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Oregon TE Spencer Webb Went Instagram Official With OnlyFans Model Kelly Kay
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Irina Shayk is Half Naked for Beyonce
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Brad Cooper’s New Pussy isn’t so New….IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
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Joan Smalls Half Naked for Beyonce
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Russell Wilson and Ciara own the red carpet along with their children at D&G fashion show in Italy
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Man with Annoying Puns in IKEA
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Elon Musk’s 50,000 Dollar Tiny Home Tour
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The Different Ways How Google Gets The Street View Images!
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2022

12

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been getting email the last few weeks, which I know is totally fucking shocking since no one likes me, but the email was about how the site has been redirecting in the worst way for over 2 years, and I finally figured out what it was, some scammy ad code shoved into the mobile version of the site, so it won’t be redirecting no more.

I am bad at the internet and have no code bro frinds, otherwise, I’d be writing this from a private jet because of my dating app or version of OnlyFans for the homeless women would be getting us PAID….

I’ve basically lost 50% of the traffic maybe more in the last 2 years and couldn’t figure out what was causing the issue redirect to a random ad and really didn’t give a fuck because I hate this site….

I am sure 50% of the traffic will never COME back, and that they didn’t drop off because of the redirect….but at least we have each other to circle jerk together, which I guess is less of a circle and more of a line, I just don’t think we should gaze in each other’s eyes when we do it.

I do wish that I got paid for ALL that bullshit traffic sent to these scamming monsters, but scammers gotta scam and if it killed the site in the process, I fucking deserve it for ignoring it and can go onto bigger and better things like collecting cans in the trash or working as the last gas jockey around now that gas is out of style and having an employee pump your gas was seen as “inconvenient” so we just do it ourselves like a bunch of fucking idiots…..

GOODNIGHT.

Bella Thorne’s Best Baywatch
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Former Cyclist Lucia Javorcekova is Back Making Fire Instagram Content After Breast Reduction Surgery
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Britney Spears Underwater Nudes
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Dua Lipa Booty Fitness
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Cara Delevigne’s Pokies!
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Why Women Outlive Men
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Cameron Diaz was a Drug Mule!
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Selena Gomez Big Cleavage!
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Woke employees force shutdown of woke business in battle of the woke
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10 Desolate Places on Earth
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Izabel Goulart’s Bikini Party Trick
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Em Rata Brings the Bikini Pics
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Kaitlyn Bertrand is Killing the Ring Girl Game
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NFL Rumors: Insider claims Seahawks interested in making blockbuster trade for Super Bowl-winning QB
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Roy Moore tried taking out comedian Sacha Baron Cohen in $95 million lawsuit
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Is Head Trauma from Boxing Worse than Football?
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Emma Roberts Swimsuit Tea
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Sabrina Carpenter’s Almost an Upskirt
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Zach Wilson’s Mom Washes Away All the BS After the Jets QB’s Ex Started a Rumor About Him
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IFC’s Documentary Now is Coming Back for Season 53
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Dua Lipa Partners with Puma
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Madison Reed in a Bathing Suit
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T.J. Watt and His Fiancee Soccer Player Dani Rhodes Tied the Knot
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Cats Being FUnny
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Robber Gets Gun Stolen
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Gordon Ramsey Shows You the Perfect Steak
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The Shining Bartender has Died
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Aneglina Jolie and Shiloh Twinning
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Cara Delevingne Relaxes at the Spa
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Kara Del Toro and Carmella Rose Bikini Together
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Dutch Drone Gods Show You How to Drone
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Husky De-Shed is Wild
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Mailman is Fearless
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Fails of the Year
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Tennis Coach Haylei Snelson’s Latest Thirst Trap Caught Ja Morant’s Eye
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Security Guard Prank
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Bike Breaks the Speed Limit
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A Picture From Zach Wilson’s Mom Lisa’s Birthday Party Has Twitter Trying to Find Her Best Friend
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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Topless Lottie Moss
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Reese Witherspoon in a Pink Dress
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Hailey Bieber Bikinis
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Sofia Vergara Big Tits Out
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Lily Chee in a Dress
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Kathryn Newton – Golf
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Jessica Henwick in a White Top
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Daisy Edgar Jones in a Dress
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Katherine McNamara Cleavage
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Iggy Azalea Performing
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Anya Taylor Joy’s Goth Legs
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Sydney Cosemtics Campaign
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Madelaine Petsch at the Mall
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From stepSMUT!!

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Car Masturbator
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Titty Tuesday!
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Guess the Titty Size
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Accidental Titty Flash
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How To Get Banned from the Military
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Jiggle TITTY
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Pussy Show
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Shaved Gash
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HOT REDDIT AMATEUR
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Legs Up for a Dildo Fuck
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5 Acts that Make You A Whore
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CRAZY ASS!
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Hot Wife Content for the CUcks
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19 People Having a Shit Day
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Mesh Panties to the Side for the Fist
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Kelly Liu – Nude Model
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Fuck a Razor
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Car Wash Girl
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Car Fucker
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Amateur and a Cock
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Big Dildo Squeeze
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Homemade MILF Porn
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Ass Toy Gapes
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Tinder FUck
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When Life Gives You Lemons
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From the Casting Couch
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Squirtle
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Naked Upskirt
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Bathtub Bouncer
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Fuck Machine Girl
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TOY in the ASs
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Naked Bench Girls
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2022

12

Jul

Jessica Simpson and the Fisting Glove of the Day

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I don’t pay attention to Jessica Simpson or her toned legs from carrying her fat ass around all those years before the multi-million dollar weight watchers deal, even though her big tits have brought some joy over the years back when she was famous, because big tits always bring joy, even the gross ones, because they are tits.

Well, the other he posted a bathing suit pic, that doesn’t featured her belly, and she may even have a belly since her arms look toned too and those arms don’t get the same muscle work as they don’t have to carry her fat ass around…..we’re more interest in the tits….

At least that was until noticing the guy she’s pissing in the pool next to has a fisting glove on, sure you could say he has a sports inury, but that could just be to avoid injury from the fisting, and we’ll assume he got that glove from her Texan ranch insemination barn, you know where the fisting of all COWS, even JESSICA take place….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2022

12

Jul

Sofia Vergara and Went Crazy on the Filters of the Day

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Sofia Vergara is everyone’s favorite South American VIXEN who entered our life, like some many great things, via Florida.

I always wonder if her accent is truly her accent, or if she just plays it up hard. She has been living and working in the USA for somewhere around 30 years, because she came over at 19 from my memory, which is a pretty shit memory, but yeah….the human trafficked big titty whore who ended up in Miami and probably fucked all the right people along the way, while trying to get where she needed to go to impress the people at DISNEY / ABC…..to cast her as the hispanic wife…..in a little race baiting look how inclusive we are but you won’t care because her tits are stupid.

Anyway, she’s 50 and posted some birthday celebration, where she basically erased her face like a normie 50 year old on FB who doesn’t grasp photoshop or have budget to hire a post-production guy….

It’s like seeing a CGI or AR or VR or SEX doll which I guess this whore is…..50 years of HARD fucking that PAID off, I mean just look at her purse cake filled with money…..TRASHY gutter sex worker gone RICH…..or Cocaine Cartel’s family member with dirt on people getting bribed….both work, because we just care about th tits…

You gotta give her credit though, she pulled it off before turning 50…which is a fucking win….some hot big tits from other countries never make it no matter how hard they try…..and are forced to suicide by 30 when they assume it’s all over for them….perseverance with big tits pays and let SOFIA VERGARA be your inspiration.

Posted in:Sofia Vergara