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2022

08

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

I guess the benefit of MILFS is that they’ve already had their pussy’s blown the fuck out, so they won’t even notice when you stick your dick in them and that’s not even factoring how exhausted they are to the core from being a mother who has sold off her independence to a needy fucking parasite that is in the form of her child that you can assume she neglects or is raising badly by the simple fact that you met her at McDonalds after a night of drinking at 4 am where she begged you to fuck her like she was still young and free thanks to the mental break she’s having while the kids are with the grandparents…

That’s not to say that all moms are shit, that all moms put themselves first and resent their kids, or that all moms hate having kids. It’s usually the baby daddy that thye hate and are trying to spite when you have drunk sex with them but that they don’t notice you having drunk sex with because their mom pussies have that much GIVE to give.

It’s to say that moms can be hot and their emotional baggage, which may not be as hot, can be a great way to get YOU laid, which is key. If you’re lucky, you’ll get a MILF that may be more of a M.I.F.C.S.I.W or a “Mom I fuck cuz she is willing” not because she’s your top choice or because you have mommy issues and the maternal instinct of a mom comes through when she eats you ass…but yeah, the good MILFs are the ones who are into being moms, who have no time for bullshit, who want to fuck, get off and get the fuck out of there, instead of dragging you through the hell that is their life, so choose that MILF wisely…and here are some MILFS to remind you that breeding’s not all that bad, in some cases, it can be hot….especially when you’re let in and realize she’s got college aged daughters with big tits who wear bikinis……because the best thing about a MILF is her hot college aged daughter……if you didn’t raise them, it ain’t creepy to jerk off to them.

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2022

08

Aug

Kesha has the Sheer Dress On of the Day

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Kesha was a popstar for about a minute because prior to Katy Perry getting famous, or mainstream famous, since she tried doing the whole Christian Rock thing before selling her soul to the devil and becoming one of the more demonic popstars with HUGE levels of success that made no sense because her talent just didn’t carry her and her songs were just fucking corny and dumb, so the conspiracy of there being some higher force to create her isn’t all that hard to buy into, since anyone with a brain thinks Katy Perry is a talentless hack, and the people who carry her, are likely vaccinated, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN……

Anyway, for the week that Katy Perry pretended to be a hipster before getting famous with the least hip music ever, her sidekick was Kesha, and because of that, Kesha was able to get some deal also, sure she cried rape 10 years or more later from the guy who made her, but that’s just typical girl shit, not wanting to admit the pussy got them where they got with their stupid “Don’t Stop Eat My Muffin Top” song.

She ended up getting fat, going to court, getting less fat, adn now this may be part of the marketing campaign for her future career and it’s a good on cuz the big titties are on display.

If you’re gonna get fat, grow tits, you should definitely show them, and Kesha is the evidence of how good that works……so good, I barely saw the friend having a panty flash……because TITS!

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2022

08

Aug

Rosie O’Donnell’s Hot College Coed Daughter of the Day

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There’s some story that I read last week going around about how Rosie and her daughter Viv banter on TikTok because rich people have nothing better to do than draw attention to themselves, which Rosie’s actually not very good at, because if you were around in the late 90s, there was no one bigger than Rosie, she was straight up the Ellen of her generation, and like Ellen she ate box, and like Ellen she made the box that she ate doing crazy things, not necessarily fiery boozed fueled car crashes like Anne Heche, but you can imagine lesbians at the Rose level to be monsters, assuming you’ve met lesbians at the local level in your life, whether it was a gym teacher, a kid’s coach, or a construction worker, you’ll know they aren’t the warmest bunch……lesbians be MAD as fuck bro.

Anyway, the story you don’t care about is that VIV said something like her home life wasn’t normal, probably cuz she had a pyschotic/rich as shit, famous as shit, lesbian mom……you know NO DAD…the way the woke agenda likes it…of course her life was chaotic, she had two moms and woman are mental….and people are mad because Rosie said “of course it was normal” to which the woke are mad not realizing both VIVI and ROSIE are making jokes about how their lives were OBVIOUSLY not normal, but the internet is dumb, love conflict, and call Rosie a GASLIGHTER now..dumb.

The interesting part of the story is that VIV is a fucking babe, she looks like every white girl of instagram from Jersey you want to have sex with while she’s drinkin’ her wine, or on the boat, or spending the week at the Florida house. You know rich basic white girl doing rich basic white girl things. It’s like a pumpkin spice latte just hooked up with Lululemon (or whatever the trendy instagram equivalent is, maybe ALO YOGA), and left us with a lot to masturbate to….oh the good old college campus days…that you can still have because they don’t seem to kick you off campus when staring at the chicks because you just have to say “Mature Student Over here”….tell them you’re studying “sexology”……..I’m the next Dr Ruth security man, now take me to the college sluts and their tits..

So get ready for FROSH week in a few weeks you old fucks, while I stare at Rosie’s hot daughter and think “thank god for adoption because if this was Rosie DNA, she’d be looking way more SHREK”…..

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2022

08

Aug

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Despite what the white ladies at Starbucks with their tits out feeding their babies have to say, the whole milk filled tit thing is pretty fucking hot, so they can play the whole free the nipple, don’t sexualize me in one breath, as they pull their tit out for strangers, but we know that as soon as they get back to living life, they’ll have their tits out in dresses, shirts, fitness sports bras, and bikinis, for the precise purpose of having men sexualize their tits. You can’t fool us trickstr trick!

I always thought a woman pulling her tit out was a chance to see tit, I never really cared that it was for feeding purposes because since I was a young age, I knew that tits were more than just bulbous objects for me to cum on, they also feed babies, and the reason we are so titty obsessed is because of that, so when a tit is engorged with nutritious and delicious milk that body builders buy off ebay, it’s just the tit living its best fucking life, doing what it is supposed to, if anything it’s not ANY LESS of a tit, it’s in fact MORE tit that those miserable barren tits on the narcissistic breeders who have allocated their maternal instinct to an instagram dog they dress up, instead of with child, because they bought into the ME GENERATION of ME…

So, here some milky tit – because that is how it was designed – so we should be sexualizing it – since sexualizing tit is part of the programming to keep our species alive……..you need the hotness to get the boner to get the creampie to make the baby…..got it? I should teach sex ed!

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2022

08

Aug

Car Tits and Other Videos of the Day

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Strong Legs!

Two Bikini Dance

Guitar Tits

Hot Titty Dance

Crazy Stretch

Big Boobs Yammering On –

Short Skirt!

Military Dance

Another Military Dance

Skirt of the Day

The Booty

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2022

08

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The weekend is over and lets hope your Monkeypox from the gay orgy you joined to be inclusive and not because you’re gay or anything, you’re still straight, you just let strangers come in your ass….you know don’t let societal norms put you in that box…homo..

I always make fun of dudes in bike shorts, because they are usually upper middle class, semi retired doctors, dentists or lawyers on their 5,000 dollar bikes, where they go on their weekend warrior rides with the best equipment money can by because for some reason, a certain wealth level makes people not give a fuck about being seen as posers…

So yeah, unless the bike short is hugging the cunt of a hot 23 year old waiting in line for her Starbucks poison, or the like, bike shorts are pretty gay…

However, there are perks to everything, where there is darkness like gay fucking shorts, there is light, in being able to show the girl showing you her pussy through her shorts how much you like it, but rocking your own pair of bike shorts, with or without a bike, so that your boner shows through…no matter how small it may be, the public boner through bike shorts for the public pussy through bike shorts, is the new generation romance we all need…

I used to do it through soiled sweatpants, you know one or two sizes too small like the poor kid in your elementary school, but that’s just not nearly as trendy a boner exposing clothing so you don’t get arrested as a sex offender for exposing yourself.

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2022

05

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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It doesn’t all need to be a viral video…but going viral definitely changes the game for people, but I’d hate to go viral, knowing NOTHING positive happens the more people know this site exists, being ignored is the new viral..

I was standing in line at the store and this gay dude, or straight dude, you can’t really tell them apart these days, farted, the kind that you know was more of a queef than a fart from being butt sexed, and now I am in quarantine for monkey pox.

Don’t stigmatize gay people, straight men who have sex with men, not because they like it, but because it is virtue signaling to let them know they are in solidarity with the gays, PRIDE can be for straight folx too…

Plus, you’ll have an easier time getting laid……gay dudes love impregnating virgin straight dudes it’s a fetish, even though I’ve gone to gay bars on cheap drink nights and not once did a gay guy hit on me, even the most degenerate broken pervert with mouth sores has standards……

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If you ask any successful person if they got bullied, they will say yes, they will say it pushed them to succeed, so we can’t all just be collective losers filling up the slave class, there’s a hierarchy to these things because some people are good to laugh with, others to laugh at…..

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2022

05

Aug

Hilary Duff’s Shitty Bath Selfie of the Day

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For someone who you will assume either got paid to not expose the creeps at Nickelodeon that they tried to pay Jeanette McCurdy, it’s a big story, google it if you care about predators in Hollywood….which I don’t…but yeah for someone who was for sure creeped on since she was young and who will assume was paid to shut up, or actually liked it…you gotta wonder why her bath time selfie is so disappointing.

Maybe it’s one of those “dont’ sexualize me” because it brings back those days of creepers helping her get her career off the ground, but that wouldn’t make sense since she’s had a bunch of kids with different men, and is built to fuck, you know high testosterone from her muscles……

Plus, she’s got a filter on, she’s naked, and if she didn’t want to be sexualized, she’d never post a bath pic for the fans…so you know she’s being a professional cheeky tease as she gives you a taste of her body…..all artsy and in black and white……

But last I checked she had big bobs, and not showing them, when knowing exactly how to slutty selfie, is just basically giving us the finger, or at least a “what was the point”, to show people a face filtered face knowing the rest of you is soaking, submerged pussy and some floating tits……maybe less is more……because more would let you know what 3 kids does to a tit..a “Fantasy Better Than Reality”….at least it happened for the fans, a giant whatever to me..if you’re naked be naked and let us see, letting us know you’re naked is trash..

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2022

05

Aug

Willa Holland Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Willa Holland was Marissa’s sister on the OC, which I tried to re-watch recently and loved, but forget to keep watching. It’s on Amazon and Summer’s tits are far more amazing that I remember because I did watch the show back when it was on, I don’t remember Willa Holland necessarily, but I do remember being in my late 30s going to college bars to chat girls up with OC facts which never got me laid but probably could have if I was a predator with a fishing net……

So yeah, I called Willa Holland’s mom out in a post, because she was married to Brian de Palma, so I called her sex worker and Holland’s Godfather is Spielberg or some shit and the mom saw it on Twitter, early in the woke days, and got my original twitter @drunkstepfather………one I had since early twitter, with my archive of tweets that would get me cancelled if I had something to b cancelled from, or if I wasn’t already cancelled…….or maybe I just never was……….

But yeah, Willa Holland’s mom got my fucking twitter deleted, after live tweeting natural disasters, tragedies, MJ’s funeral, with all my worst jokes….a hip, young actress, who may or may not still act, I mean who cares about Willa Holland……but yeah, her mom ended my social media career…..

I should thank her, send her flowers, maybe marry her and become Willa Holland’s stepdad, but until then, I’m happy to see Willa Holland’s bikini selfie, because she’s looking pretty fucking hot..

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2022

05

Aug

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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In a world filled with slutty outfits, it’s almost impossible to leave the house and not see panties, or ass, or nipples, at least here in Canada which I will assume is like everywhere else, but worse.

Today, I saw a girl with a 22 inch waste and DD tits in a bikini top, I saw a girl in some spandex bike racer outfit you’d expect a 60 year old midlife crisis Orthodonist to wear for his ride….and I could see her full cunt……I saw another girl in standard bike short mounting her bike like it was a sybian….then there was a hippie bitch in some faded cotton shirt she probably got when backpacking in Peru, armpit hair and all, and her full tit was visible while in line with me…there was another girl in short shorts and I could see the top of her landing strip, like a solid inch of it…..then there was another chick who must have had fake tits are a seriously visible padded bra, dressed all business but in the tightest business suit, or the old lady jogging, tits flopping anywhere..then there was another girl on a bike in a mini skirt and her panties could be seen pressed up on the seat, one lip on either side, like a bike seat cameltoe I wanted to taste…..and there was more, you just care, the point is…….I would have liked to see them all nude….the on/off satisfies that need…it should be mandatory because other pervert voyeurs out there would appreciate the conclusion to the first act of being hot in the first place……FINISH THE JOB…….but at the same time, I’d look at any on/off, even the uglies because NUDE.

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