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2022

08

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

You have to be pretty crazy to cut your dick off and let some doctor sculpt a pussy out of the wound, no matter how bad you want to be a chick, that won’t make you a chick, it’ll make you a dude with a gaping wound,, all scar tissue trying to close up….

I figure if you want to live your life as a woman, take the hormones which is also crazy, but better than cutting your dick off and having some creepy doctor sculpt a pussy out of the wound….THAT YOU CAN NOT REVERSE.

There’s nothing wrong with dressing the part, change your name to Melissa or Madison or some other cute thing…even change your gender on all your documents….but KEEP THE DICK.

Plus, the people into trannies, want the dick…it’s what makes the trannies appealing and special……so keep everyone happy by keeping the dick you tranny ladies of the internet…even though the internet is probably the reason 99 percent of people are cutting their dicks off…and having them sculpted into pussy…and the medical industry loves the fucking money…don’t trust the people who want you dead.

BUT DEFINITELY GET THE TITS! BECAUSE TITS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER!

I am sure my huge tranny audience is getting inspired by the post, but if I can help one tranny keep the dick, I’ve done my duty in making a difference in the world…..some call me a Hero, but I don’t let it get to my head….but I would use it to try to get head…obviously….where the ladies at?

Danica Patrick’s Over the Shoulder Butt Shot
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Emrata Posing in a Hot One Piece
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Bella Thorne Brings the Heat
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Girl’s Wigs Go Flying During Bus Brawl, Prompting Calls For More Security
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Leo the Cat Brings the Mail
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F1 Crash!
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Australian Train Gets Rocked
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Bob Dylan Record Sells for 1.7 Million
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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2022

07

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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When I creep on tits at the public pool, I don’t normally go into the public pool, in part because I don’t like hiding my erection under water, suffocating the already dead big little dick…..but because public pools disgust me and I know what you’re thinking all that piss, since everyone pisses in the pool, should be something to heighten the experience, but there’s so many gross people in the public pool who’s piss I don’t want in my mouth….the there’s the whole vaccinated spike protein piss that we don’t have enough science about to know whether that shit can kill the pure bloods….but even before, when it was just SSRIs and BONER PILLS in the water, I wasn’t the biggest fan….I’m not there to swim people, I’m there for the titties….

All this to say, SSRI and BONER pills in the piss water was a far more simple time….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Mikayla Demaiter Puts the Pads Back On for Her Latest Thirst Trap
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Kim Kardashian Takes the Cover of Allure!
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Krysten Ritter in some Fuck Me Boots
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Erin Moriarty from “The Boys” In A Tiny Bikini
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Some “You Had One Job To DO”
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Jet Truck Fail Ends in Death
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Guiness Records Biggest Firework
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Snow Ping Pong
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“Potsy” from Happy Days is running for Mayor in Ojai, California
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Nicole Kidman Goes Viral for Eating Bugs!
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Taylor Fritz’s Girlfriend Morgan Riddle Became a Star at Wimbledon
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Ireland Baldwin’s Deleted Nude
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Climber Tests a Ballnut
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Table Tennis with an Ice Racket
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Rachel Stuhlmann in Between Lunch and Tennis
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Kate Hudson’s Topless Coffee and Bikini Butt Shot
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Burger King from the 80s Found behind a Wall
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The Problem with Adventure Moves of This Generation
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Dua Lipa Walks the Runway!
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Bears WR David Moore Arrested on Drug and Weapon Charges After Falling Asleep at a Taco Bell Drive-Thru
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Topless Model Ties her Tongue
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Farting on Food Samples
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Why Do Hangovers Happen
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Zion Williamson Signs Max Extension With the Pelicans on His Birthday
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Nude Model in Nature
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Samurai Slices Fast
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Bike Trick Girl in NYC
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Hailey Bieber Glazes Her Face for Summer!
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Pro Golfer Kasia Kay Shows Off Her Short Game
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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18 Year Old MIllie Booby Brown’s Booty in a Bikini
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Julianne Hough in a Barely Slutty Shoot
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Kate Beckinsale in a Crazy Dress
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Lucy Hale in Shorts
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Sabrina Carpenter in a School Girl Skirt
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Marion Cottilard in Weird Shorts
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Cindy Crawford Nude in Playboy 1998
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Celebs Nudes in the movies
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Bo Derek’s 1998 Playboy
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From stepSMUT!!

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Beach Head
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Public Acts that Make You a Whore
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18 Year Olds are Complicated
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Anal Beads
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Sexy Mods for Resident Evil
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Nice Tits
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Wife’s Pussy Twerk
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18 People having a Shit Day
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Firework TITS
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Torpedo Tits
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Celebrity Butt
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Erotic Photography
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Masturbating Girl
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Playboy Summer Pics
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Foot Sucking with Weird Girls
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Mash-Up Weirdness
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Titty Rubbing
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Topless at the Pool
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The Tartan Special
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Spycam Pers
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Kasia Gets Naked
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Pussy Spreading with some Pussy Flexin
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Amateur Fuck
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Champion Dildo
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Hot Tanners
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Amateur Creampie
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Making Sure Everything is in Working Order
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Workout After Work
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Hotty with the Butt Plug in
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Step-FUCK
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The Devil is Hard at Work
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Insatiable
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Hungry Pussy Eater
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2022

07

Jul

Josephine Skriver’s Naked Pool Noodle of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is a hot, genetically altered, made in a lab as a designer baby for a mad scientist she calls day, but this isn’t about her…it’s about her pool noodle….

This is for anyone who has a pool noodle fetish, which I guess would be like one of those people who has inflattable fetishes, you know, he fucks the blow up pool toy and needs one in order to climax, but for the pool noodles, which do have a hole so you could probably fuck one like it was a pussy if you tried, probably tighter than any pussy too…more friction…but I wouldn’t know, since I don’t fuck pool noodles.

I am more the kind of guy who’s pool noodle fetish would be based on sniffing pool noodles after being used by naked hot chicks like Josephine Skriver, but in the through the legs, riding the pool noodle like it is a pool noodle pony, making it the BIKE SEAT of the water…

You’re right, it probably wouldn’t absorb the scents I’d want it too, but you never know, there could be a pussy rank enough to leave a mark….or maybe the build up of all the pussy on the pool noodle, assuming it’s a public pool noodle may catch some of the pussy drippings…at which point I’d too busy trying to fuck the pool noodle to notice….it’s all so overwhelming….

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2022

07

Jul

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Thongs make for great underwear to wear at a broom up your ass sports team hazing, you know so that the asshole can be spotted with ease, and if you’ve ever been raped by a broomstick in a locker room, you’ll know that resisting is futile…and making things as easy as possible will probably save you from some internal organ damage….

Not that you should be thinking about BROOM RAPE when you look at these girls who have underwear so skimpy that it doesn’t cover any of their giant assholes, just letting them air out their assholes, free dripping in a why even wear underwear anyway…because the only time it makes sense is when you’re on your period.

Are all these girls on their period, or are they confused and indoctrinated in the whole underwear wearing thing…

I mean, I don’t think I”ve ever met a girl who wears underwear unless it is for special occassions or their period but when it comes to the internet, you need outfits to keep things interesting I guess…..and when it comes to getting nudes out of girls, a straight asshole shot can throw them off and make them feel slutty, while a thong pic with visible asshole makes them feel less vulnerable, so whatever it takes so long as we get to see asshole, I’ll call it a win…..for the TEAM….without any broom in asshole hazing…

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2022

07

Jul

Jordyn Jones Sells Out of the Day

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I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life, but not really, I just knew from the first time I saw the over-followed for being a on a reality Dance show about dancing children, Jordyn Jones…..that she’d be doing porn EVENTUALLY…..you can see it in her fetal alcohol syndrome eyes…..because some girls just cant resist the temptation of all that OnlyFans Money, I mean making 1,000,000 a month for barely showing your tits thanks to all the SIMPS with credit cards out there is something you’d be an idiot to not do…..but it could have gone either way….she could have gone mainstream, focused on legit acting work, but there’s no money in that, plus you have to answer to people, when you can just get paid by the perverts you string along by giving them a little attention or showing them a little tit.

She was selling PANTY pics to her “close friends’ on IG, which was a loophole that probably didn’t feel like she was doing full on membership porn since it was IG friendly….but I knew that would dry up and she’d have to hit the drawing board to figure out next moves to keep the cash rolling in….obviously ONLYFANS was the option.

So when I heard she launched an OF, was waiting to get 25,000 subscribers, I was expecting it…but it’ll be a few months or years before you see her getting fucked on there….I guess it just depends how much money she makes off it, how much she wants to maintain, because they all end up going more and more hardcore until you can’t go anymore hardcore…..it’s not ANAL on the first scene, but it will be anal eventually….because that’s who whoring works…

This is her first OF post, less than 300 likes and it’s been up for 4 days, kinda sad but she’ll find her stride…..and it will be riding dildos with her dancer body, stamina and ability to twerk….

Let the good times roll.

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2022

07

Jul

Malu Trevejo Nip Slip of the Day

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You may not know who Malu Trevejo is, but that doesn’t matter because you are old, out dated and not part of the culture man…

But if you’re interested, she’s a fucking legend who was the most followed person on TikTok thanks to being a legacy member from when it wasn’t Chinese Spyware to manipulate the minds of and track the people of America….

Being the top person on TikTok is what all these assholes humiliating themselves through dumb fucking dance DREAM of…and this girl had it….

Instead of partnering with a Kardashian like other bought TikTok fatties, this one got fake tits at 18 and partnered with Bella Thorne and chased the real money of ONLYFANS..where she rolls joints with her tits out like her generation would do…

This is that fake tit, rolling joints for the fans, becaue she’s a fucking legend.

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2022

07

Jul

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drops should be America’s favorite pass time, fun for the entire family, or at least for the dads which is really the entire family if you think about it from a spectator perspective, since mom and daughter would be out there doing the titty drop, and son would probably not be getting off to watching his mom and sister pull their tits out, but then again people incest….

Titty Drops…..are the act of making a big titty flop out of a shirt because standard flashing of tits are too conventional, or normal, andI guess they felt it needed a little more theatrics…make performance art of it while standard flashing is just too pedestrian and trashy…a little too Mardi Gras….

Point being, tits!

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2022

07

Jul

Dua Lipa Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know when this bikini pic is from, but seeing some top selling popstar who makes shitty fucking music, but people have no taste, no standard, and have no idea of what quality content is because they’ve never been exposed to it because they’re from the pop / instagram generation of dog shit being amplified for the clicks….just clickbait across the board…all they care about is likes and follows and that doesn’t require the best, it requires the bare minimum marketed right…..it’s why close-ups of throat fucking is all you need for a hit porn….there was a time you needed a PIZZA DELIVERY BOY….or a script…

SO they’re just here for the quick hit of meaningless bullshit to amplify their own celebrity….and they help push it with slutty content….not that spread leg bikini pics are all that slutty for the most part, they are standard fare, but 10 years ago, this would have been seen as racy as shit, show stopper….so Dua Lipa may be trying to be edgy, but it will require more GAPING..

It’s a start though….and we know she’s got the budget to invest in her smut when she needs more press, which for now, she’s already at the top so its slutty to maintain, it’s slutty for the holding pattern…..and it’s not seen as slutty cuz normies are actually being slutty to get ahead and it far more hardcore than a bikini selfie for attention….

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2022

07

Jul

Iskra Lawrence Bikini for America of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence is a Fatty from the UK who got famous for stripping down on the TUBE, which is their SUBWAY, with some contrived fat girl speech about loving her body so much that she can strip down in a SUBWAY, when people like me do anything of the sort, we get chased by the police for indecent exposure, and saying “I felt empowered to celebrate my micro penis, in this era of unrealistic penis expectations from all the porn that women have access to for free, it is important for men out there to feel like they don’t need to subscribe to those unrealistic body images, especially in marketing, that just make us feel like shit, and to grab their tiny baby erections in public, while sitting across from a hot chick in a short skirt or maybe some bike shorts that show off her pussy, so that she knows, and everyone knows, that big dick porn won’t get in the way of my jerking off in public”….

Anyway, she’s fat, ate one too many hot dogs, pandering to the Americans, because that’s probably where her fat girl market is based, since Americans are all fat, sick and dying, and well…she’s probably the kind of fat chick you don’t need to be a black guy with a dream to let smother you, since she’s fat, pushes the fat agenda, but isn’t as offensively fat as actual fat chicks, she’s more in “Fat Face” or “Fat Suit” monetizing fat cuz actual fatties are too lazy to bother….

Who cares.

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2022

07

Jul

Phoebe Price Geriatric Shower Stool of the Day

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I haven’t posted anything on Phoebe Price, who is arguably my only celebrity friend that I don’t talk to, because none of the other celebs, models or influencers out there like the kinds of things I saw about them when reducing them to their tits, since everything else they do is pretty unimpressive and low level whore work….

Where as Phoebe’s entire existence has been the NO BAD PRESS, because she’s been so eager for ANY press….so it made for a great texting relationship that died out about 4 years ago….because she wouldn’t send me masturbation videos which is the foundation of any text relationship I want.

She has maintained her hustle, getting more and more naked to keep up with the times, and this beauty is shot in her shower, on what I’ll assume is her dying mom’s handicapped accessibility shower stool that the nurse probably hoses her down on….and if geriatric accessibility tools don’t turn you on…then you’ve never jerked off to those “convert your tub to shower cuz you’re Old” or those “reverse mortgages”…..or those “life alert bracelets”…..or those “discount old person cell phone”….or those “stair lifts you sit up to get upstairs”….or those countless pharma ads on TV…..they are the NEW phone sex infomercial for those in the know.

In this shoot, she’s in weirdly fleshtoned panties, we’ll assume by design, holding her big southern tit, and whether you know who she is or what she’s about or not, you can appreciate old lady, familiar faces, being sleazy on even older lady’s tools to wash….HOT big assed and sloppy….all I could ever ask for…..

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