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2022

08

Jul

Florence Pugh’s Sheer Dress of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about FLorence Pugh, she’s like a bootleg Hayden Panettiere who was likely less abused than Hayden Panettiere, who I saw went viral the other day because when she was a kid, her TEAM would hand her pills to calm her nerves, since the entertainment industry is a safe space for kids….I’ve actually heard crazier stories about her, I think Rob Lowe was involved in the story, that has since been scrubbed from the internet but involved her being passed around the industry by her parents as a kid, hence all her drug and alcohol issues….but that could just be rumor…

I say she’s a bootleg Hayden Panettiere because they are built the same, like two midget tanks, but we can assume that 50 year old Zach Braff and her relationship when she was like 19 was a little disturbing too, but who cares about that…

We’re here for this weird fashion dress for a fashion show where she figured showing the world her tits was a good marketing hustle, maybe a coming out story now that she’s single from the wrath of BRAFF, or maybe it’s the trends…..my overall, she’s pretty confident in those pecs…..isn’t she

Sometimes less is more, PUSH UP BRAS leaving something to imagination isn’t ALWAYS a bad thing….

I am not complaining that she busted her tits out for attention, to get noticed, to remind you she’s an important actor….or to piss off the WRATH OF BRAFF the handler…I’m all about seeing all the tits…even the ones that turn me on zero percent like these.

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2022

08

Jul

Emma Roberts Bikini Tits of the Day

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Emma Roberts may be a nepotism hire, not that that bothers me, I believe in nepotism, it’s how they keep the riffraff out of their scam….only insiders allowed….and if you’re born to the right cunt, or out of the right cunt, you deserve all the perks that come with it…..but I do like reminding people they are nepotism hires because rarely do they admit it, but instead have some canned answer as to how they aren’t nepotism hires….

Either way, Emma Roberts is hot and a nepotism hire because she’s got the right name, her aunt America’s sweetheart…..

She’d probably say “But my dad is a fuck up”….because her dad was an OSCAR winner who ended up never had a mainstream hit again, maybe he had dirt on execs or they just wanted to silence him without having to kill him off like they did with PRINCE or MJ…..

So they just made him disappear career wise, CANCEL CULTURE, a fate. worse than death because you have to watch yourself die a slow death and that comes with a lot of shame….

But that was only until a time when NETFLIX was just getting it’s start as a streamer and they needed to acquire every movie made for under 1,000,000 dollars that they could get their hands on to populate their site with new movies….

They were waiting for them to be bigger and more important than the traditional cinema system, where the studios would choose netflix deal over theatrical releases, or where they were producing actual high budget hits, in some cases stupid high budget hits, like giving Chapelle, a comic 100,000,000 dollars, or giving Adam Sandler 100,000,000 dollars, or David Letterman 100,000,000 dollars, they seem to have a lot of 100,000,000 dollars to pass around, but they aren’t offering me shit….

But before that happened, Eric Roberts was a key figure in their content strategy, and he deserves some recognition for that, if anything his shitty, humiliating movies, MADE Netflix what it is today….and his SPERM made EMMA ROBERTS what she is today, which is a bikini mom with her cute tits out, being hot, at least to me, because I’ve thought she was hot and fun to watch in movies for a long time and I typically don’t like anyone, especially actors who were born in that satanic and demonic hell they call Hollywood that has all you cucks hypnotized under their witchcraft spell…

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2022

08

Jul

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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This is the more formal, planned, organized, curated version of “Show me your tits” when you approach a girl on the street, in the park, at the movies, at the dentist office, in a restaurant, buying condoms or better getting Plan B in the drug store cuz you know the load is still fresh in her…..

And I like it.

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2022

08

Jul

Stella Hudgens Simulates Sex of the Day

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Celebrity sister and recent ONLYFANS model on the whoring out for attention, subscribers, and MONEY…..that she arguably doesn’t need, but might as well make while she can, and who knows, the racier she gets, the sluttier she gets, the more naked she gets, the more she’ll seem to emerge from her sister’s big celebrity shadow…..

Is this her going rogue, is this just all part of being the less famous sister, rocking that complex, or is it just the right thing to do when you have a set of big tits like Stella Hudgens….I mean, I know Filipino girls and big hangers aren’t that common, even with the fat ones….so that may make her a unicorn.

I don’t know the dude she’s with, maybe a gay best friend, maybe a co-star from her porn career she’s launched because mainstream influencer is less hot, or harder to jerk off to…..but she is showing us that she could have a standing fuck with ease thanks to those platfrom shoes and for some people who don’t like just laying there and letting the whore do all the work….that could be exciting….at least to watch.

Whether this gets put on her OnlyFans or not is to be seen, but I like that this version of her, this “ALTER EGO” of a confused celebrity sister, poses with her tongue out in all her shots…..which is pretty weird….but it’s a look I’m into looking at, but I like the celeb sisters for their deep rooted feelings of inadequacies, no matter how many times they say “DO YOU KNOW WHO MY SISTER IS”….when trying to show off how important they are….to which we say “but you’re not your sister, loser, why don’t you just sell nudes”….

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2022

08

Jul

Feminist Friday of the Day

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AS you probably know, feminism is pretty fucking annoying, because everyone’s a feminist now, and they don’t even know what it means, they just use it as an excuse for anything they do, in that whole “a guy who fucks a lot is a stud, a girl who fucks a lot is a slut, let’s reclaim the word slut” kind of way….which when reclaimed doesn’t change the fact that they are sluts….but they’ll position it as feminism.

I guess I think Feminism is bullshit, since it is an attack on women really, it’s propaganda to take them out of the family unit, and make them think working is awesome, until realizing that sex work is real work that pays better, so they can do that…for feminism.

Clearly, the whole idea that women can do everything men can do, maybe not as well, but there are things they can do that are better, is just a bunch of bored people, or society hating, human hating organizations funded by evil designed to divide everyone…..and make them miserable.

I am not saying these braless girls are feminists, but they probably are, you can’t say that you’re not, as you support replacing women with Transgenders because they are the new new

I am just saying these girls are braless, but named it in a way to trigger myself every time I do the post, because BRA BURNERS aren’t even a real thing, it’s fake news that people just assume is what the feminists did….or what feminists do in their fight against the patriarchy, that previously worshipped them as women, cared for them, held them up as the queen of the home, the mother of their kids, the key to keeping the species going, plus they have tits and we all love tits, no matter how annoying they are…..

The point is, stop the bullshit, it’s everywhere, the internet makes it worse…..unite, ideally sexually, so that we can touch the tits and not just stare at the tits…..

The other point is, braless trends in fashion speak to my soul…..because my soul loves tits.

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2022

08

Jul

Kaili Thorne Got The Angles of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is Bella Thorne’s half sister, who was raised by their mom, as I guess she figured the more kids she could traffic from FLORIDA to LA for the EXECs at the mouse ear corporation, the better.

They had the same dad and some would assume that a step parent taking on the raising of a stepchild is some kind of noble, warm hearted work, but that sort of goes out the window when you use the stepkid as bait for the perverts so that you don’t have to run your actual kids down that dark and perverted road.

What I find interesting about Kaili is that she was raised in the same home as Bella, so they should seemingly have the same morals and values, but unfortunately, Bella’s too fucking famous to be posing close up cooter shots, that you could argue look gynecological or clinical, and they don’t even NEED the speculum in….HOW DOES THAT WORK?

I am not into pussy shaming, because I love all pussy, big lips, big clits or not, so long as it is pussy, I’ve grow out of that COINSLOT phase in my life when I was looking for the perfect puffy innie mound.

I am more into the science behind this kind of content, like does she do it in revolt because she didn’t get famous, like the BAD LITTLE SISTER…or does she do it because she’s an exhibitionist who likes being perverted in a perverted era….or does she just do it for money…..

WHO CARES, I’m glad she’s doing it, because her not zooming in on her cunt for the internet would be SO BORING.

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2022

08

Jul

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I don’t believe that women really wear underwear unless they are on their period because any girl that I’ve been friends with has not worn underwear unless they were on their period and I’m not talking a handful of girls who I was in with on an intimate level that I’d know this first hand, I am talking basically every girl I’ve ever had a conversation with because once the uncomfortable awkwardness of the conversation is gone, my first question is “What color panties are you wearing” followed up by “what style panty are you wearing” and my sample size is big enough to know…..panties are. just for selfies for the internet and periods.

So these FULL BACK panties are in the mix to de-stigmatize them, to break their GRANNY PANTY reputation, to show ladies that their asses are still fuckable in full back panties, we don’t need asshole dental floss thongs, all shit covered and painful, as dudes, we’re just happy to see any panty, we’re so pathetic….

Here are some babes who BRANG it.

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2022

08

Jul

Demi Moore Bikini of the Day

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I still would….obviously….that goes without saying….I am a pervert..but for the sake of this post…I still would….

I mean I don’t know what stem cell aborted fetus babies she’s been making smoothies out of, but I’ll assume they are the reason that she’s likely mad about that Abortion Law all of Hollywood was pissed about, because they love dead babies, not necessarily because they are satanic demons, but just because of the sheer volume they need to stay young….

I don’t know what in the adrenochrome she’s doing to herself, but it is definitely tripping me out…..

Sure surgeries, fillers and fake titties are part of her schtick, and filters and photoshop exists and people are pretty fucking liberal with it….but Demi Moore, who hasn’t really ever been hot, no matter how many times Kutcher put it in her pooper because the vagina is 90 years old and rotting from use…..there’s only so much it can take….

It would definitely be on par with fucking a demented granny who shits herself at the home…..HER INSIDES ARE THAT…..but her outsides are a real doll because she’s been replaced with a plastic version….but you’d be nuts not to want to….even if just for the story….I mean I’d still fuck Demi when she officially rots out and starts looking and acting her age when she accepts being 100 fucking years old….for the story man…I mean it’s DEMI MOORE and she’s hotter than her daughters…not saying much….GOT IT.

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2022

08

Jul

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets aren’t just for the outdoorsman who has an affinity for hunting, trapping and fishing for his own food, in a survivalist prepper, or just manly way of being able to take care of their damn self when shit hits the fan…because Fishnets have been appropriated by the sluts to distract people who would be self sufficient if they knew that they could be, but instead are just shown FISHNET porn or vintage prostitutes from the 1800s with their FRENCH LINGERIE for their OLD WEST BROTHEL, you know, cuz it’s now an accessible lingerie for anyone, we call it DRUG STORE LINGERIE….for those who need to add some hotness to their evening and all the fancy lingerie stores are closed because it is 2 am and they are drunk.

The point is that these girls realize fishnets are hot, they don’t let their fishnets go to waste, as they upload and DISTRACT us with their porn…..manipulating our language to have different meanings to confuse us and perpetuate their LIES.

Like how “Literally” means LITERALLY according to the dictionary, but thanks to its misuse and propaganda within the hive mind, it has been updated to also mean “Not Literally”…I know, it’s literally crazy….I literally can’t believe it….and they’ve done it the word WOMAN…and I’m just realizing it is with FISHNETS too….