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2022

02

Aug

Josephine Skriver White Bikini of the Day

Josephine Skriver is a genetically modified model, who was created in a lab by a biologist who I guess understood the importance or the opportunity of the whole designer baby made in a lab movement, I mean maybe he was funded by the eugencists with a plan to sterilize all people in hopes of only breeding favorable humans to populate the earth, or mars, with….which probably isn’t a bad thing, since the worst idiots out there reproduce and in reproducing, the worst idiots out there maybe idiots together, who go onto make more idiots, and I guess we’re left with the premise of Mike Judge’s Idiocracy and if their lab made babies look like this, if this is model 1, only to build better off of….I’m into it.

The designer bikini model, possibly funded by Victoria’s Secret, raised to adult form, without dying of any weird hybrid human cancers, is in a white bikini, celebrating her favorite team, the Raiders, giving everyone around some patio ass you’d want to stare at from the building across the way, because voyeurism is real and the only good thing about high rise apartments in a downtown core….

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2022

02

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are a way of life motherfuckers…

I don’t know how many people out there are anti-tiny tits, but I am thinking far less than you’d expect, since tiny tits are fucking hot, and those guys who love those bimbo tits are usually unsophisticated bros, or just closet cases over compensating with a whole “I love tits, look at how big these tits are, they are hot right, bigger is better right”…when we all know homie just wants a dick in his mouth.

I’ve been told when endorsing tiny tits, that I am some kind of pervert into teen boys, because I guess those people don’t realize the tiny tits are on adult women who have vaginas, which is kinda not quite in the same realm as teen boys….but I guess, if that’s what gets them going, or if that’s what they see and get mad at for thinking it’s gay to like tiny tits, that’s their fucking weirdness…

In an era of the weirdest fetishes existing and being normalized, you kinda have to wonder why liking natural tits, celebrating a NATURAL girl in an era of all things fake, being on that offends, but I’ll assume that’s not the masses, since most dudes can see a hotness in a tiny tit because it’s still a fucking tit…normally on a hot bodied girl who doesn’t do the whole fat chick thing.

Point of the story, support tiny tits in your life, tell a tiny tit girl you see that you believe in the tiny tit, so that we can protest the slaughter that is breast implant BOLT ONS…a crime against tiny tits everywhere!

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2022

02

Aug

Joey King Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Joey King is making the transition, but unlike all the other mental cases who have been indoctrinated by the media, or are trying to generate hype around themselves on the social media machine they want to go viral on, she’s clearly not changing her gender, or being annoying about her weird dysmorphia…she is instead taking the sex appeal she’s got, that you probably didn’t know she had, because she was always a bit of a whatever celeb, not a hot chick you jerk off to celeb, which luckily can change with the use of tits.

When you’re a teen movie icon for the young people, making the move to more meaningful adult roles is not always easy to pull off, but as celebrity is being disrupted and these people are doing whatever they can to keep their exclusive club that NO ON seems to give a shit about, since celebrities are fucking lame, and since they all think they are celebs leading their own movie, things are a little easier to pull off…they need to keep promoting their own to higher levels in their bullshit game.

So anyway, Joey King, apparently styled by the Jared who created Just Jared and who knows how viral internet content works by being one of the biggest bloggers ever, while being gay enough to be a stylist, is using hr big titties in all the press she’s doing and I’m into it, since I like titty despite hating celebrity…

But yeah, Joey King doesn’t bother me as an actress…I saw here in something that I thought she was good in, so I’ll encourage more tit in press, for more tit in movies, even though it’d be better if things weren’t working out for her and that she had to have her successful director husband can direct their honeymoon video sex like Pam and Tommy….because tits aren’t tits when they are just cleavage…..LET THE NIPPLE OUT…but until then, cleavage will do.

To see the rest of the pics from the Event – CLICK HERE

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2022

02

Aug

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Someone recently told me that the reason the site’s traffic has dropped about 80 percent in the last 2 years is only partially because I am an old tired pervert reposting content from social media of celebs no one really gives a fuck about because they are too busy looking at themselves in the mirror to bother typing in a URL in a Browser, that’s fucking crazy….and when they do it from GOOGLE BIG TECH they get some sort of redirect that I can’t manage to find, but assume it’s all to erase me because the AI or a few celebs may hate me for calling them whores for 20 years and they are more powerful than I’ll ever be.

But yeah, I was told that it’s because I was a big anti-vaxxer, conspiracy theorist guy who was preaching TRUTH that no one wanted to hear as they lined up for their 10th kill shot…..because it was fucking crazy times and really still is. You can’t get into th USA without a vaccine that has just made people sick…..

Meaning, I’m not about to stop preaching the conspiracies and lies that are being pushed on us by the media, through censorship and propaganda, because we don’t need traffic, we don’t have advertisers and we definitely don’t need soulless puppets who are willing to kill themselves because the TV or their job told them to….

Not only is every vaccinated person getting covid 2-3 times, but the unvaccinated just are not getting it, or if they do, it lasts a day or two….4 in 5 deaths are the vaccinated….it’s just been a full fucking scam to enrich already rich people at the common man’s expense.

So these nude medical workers are a reminder of how the world turned on a group so quick, from parades to “you don’t get experimental kill shots, therefore you don’t get to work, even if you’re a single mother, who has been knee deep in covid for a year who knows what is best for her body…”….because the 300 pound double maskers on twitter KNOW what’s best….DO IT FOR EACH OTHER…..like a bunch of lemmings walking off a cliff in a fucking row to their deaths….

The nude medical worker had to find another revenue stream, while being essential and not someone to dispose, before being disposed, only to be asked back, in WEIRD psychotic manipulation tactics of coercion……and now the unvaccinated are all working double shifts, double time, overtime, because the vaccinated all have COVID….

FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS….

So yeah, people write off a site for pushing FREEDOM trying to save lives, works for me, because at last I have you to keep on saving daily, or near daily, depending on my mood….cuddles.

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2022

02

Aug

Jojo Bikini Tits of the Day

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Jojo is doing here best impression of her sweet dog, but I like dogs better than people, not sexually, just because dogs have all the best qualities you’d want out of person, but that you never get out of a person, because people are self involved pieces of shit trying to get ahead.

Even someone like Jojo, who theoretically has money in the bank, an okay level of celebrity seeing that she was a child star about a decade ago who may have checked out for a few years, but is still Jojo with the Nostalgia…..but yeah, even someone like Jojo is so keen on getting ahead that she’s using her poor loyal dog as a prop in her smutty content

More importantly,she’s THANKFULLY using her tit to get some hype, and I figure when it’s at that angle, which isn’t the most common bikini selfie angle, she’s getting an interesting side tit hang, all full and round because her tits are beefy and soft….

Pretty nice work…..

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2022

02

Aug

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I guess I’ve been conditioned by the media to really appreciate girls in swimwear.

Obviously, I prefer bitches who get fully naked at the beach, pool, or creek they are washing their pussy in after getting fucked in nature, ideally consensually, but I’ll still look at a bikini, one piece, or those old fashioned 1900s swimming outfits ladies used to wear, because I am a pervert and not because I am into aquatic, however I would still watch competitive swimming to see the broad shoulder bitches, some with COCK to make them the woman athlete of the year, just to see how the bathing suit hugs the cunt.

So here’s some random ass bitches in bathing suits to appeal to your looking at random bitches in swimwear, some totally out of context, but who cares, it’s bathing suits people, and the beauty of bathing suits is that I can still jack off to pics of swimsuits from the 80s or 90s….assuming I can still jerk off….which I don’t….but you know what I mean….swimsuit pics, always hot, forever, even when they are not, but I don’t like them enough to wear a woman’s swimsuit I picked up at Walmart to look like a pretty lady in, while I fuck a fleshlight, but close enough to liking them that much so here they are.

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2022

02

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

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The best thing about MILFS is their lack of shame. I assume it has something to do with having had kids and losing part of their soul, while making them pretty comfortable with people seeing their cunts, since they basically shat themselves while shitting out kids for a room full of people…..

It probably has something to do with realizing that they just get uglier, so where you are NOW is as good as you get….coupled with being totally empty on the inside from miserable sex with a husband who doesn’t want to make a porn chick out of the mother of his kids, while she’s bored at home watching porn that makes her want to be a porn chick…..

Then there’s the whole exhaustion and thankless nature of being a mom, that keeps them too busy, too stretched, not enough bandwidth to be annoying, you know the story, you know MILFS….

But the point of the story is the MILFs willingness to get disgusting while chasing just an ounce of excitement, they’ve dealt with gross kids, they can handle gross, which brings me to my point….

The only girl who has ever let me use peanut butter as lube for anal has been a MILF, it was the only thing in the apartment at the time and I figured greasy enough, without realizing, that peanut butter when mixed with shit, all over your mattress for a month was on of those “why the fuck did I do that moment”…..but I bet if you were to follow my lead and I don’t suggest you do, a MILF will do it before a 20 year old fat chick who grew up on porn, well, maybe not a 20 year old who grew up on porn, they are dirty, but not dirty enough to fuck you but you get the point, which is MILFs are too far gone to NOT bring it and that rock bottom place is the best way to use peanut butter as lube.

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2022

02

Aug

Elizabeth Hurley Titty Bounce of the Day

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Liz Hurley just can’t stop and I guess won’t stop…..and I am all for it, because she still looks hot, despite being old as shit, and I like to endorse that to pressure girls out there to not let themselves go, the way the rest of the media tells them to stay fat and be disgusting…..IT IS PROPAGANDA and big media lies….because we all know that fat, dumpy middle of the road 60 year olds are not hot or anything we’d want to fuck when Liz Hurley’s ar still out there.

Sure, there may be a face filter, this may be her son, but I have a feeling that the swollen senior tits are actually her, she’s just been able to focus on being vain all these years because she’s rich from being hot, so why not keep it going….

All this to say, looking good, keep reminding us that any ladies her age or younger who don’t have bodies like this are fucking slackers because it CAN be done.

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2022

02

Aug

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Little known fact, all pants are better pulled the fuck off, next to the couch for a fuck, on the end of the bed for a fuck, in the laundry hamper for a fuck, in the orner of the bathroom floor for a shower that I’m able to watch go down because I am a voyeur and never invited for the fucks…..so I have to take it upon myself and climb fire escapes like I’m not an old fucking pervert too old to be doing parkour to see a stranger I followed home naked….BUT I AM NOT…..where there is a will there is a way….never let anyone age you out on anything, you know the guy who started Walmart only did it in his 40s, so anything is possible in your 50s, it’s just more challenging…..but with all your experience, we hope those challenges are made easier….

But yeah, since we’re not the ones fucking the girls who pull their pants off, and sice most of us are too lazy to do old school voyeurism thanks to the whole nudity on the internet thing, the TIGHT PANTS is the welcomed and appreciated hero that allows us to really imagine with some sense of accuracy as to what a bitch would look like pantslss, so I’m a fan of seeing cunt through pants and YOU SHOULD BE TOO!

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2022

02

Aug

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Just because I took the day off to continue my degenerate weekend as a degenerate – who ultimately hates the fucking internet, the computer and even updating this site that’s become a terrible fucking habit that prevents me from doing all the things I could potentially be doing in life…..like napping, or running hookers…..that doesn’t mean I’ll neglect or turn my back on MILKY TIT MONDAYS for the lactation fetishes out there…..that would be unfair to those lactation fetishists who rely on lactating tits to get off in what I would call a weird fucking fetish, but since it is tits doing what they are built to do it’s not that weird…maybe not getting turned on by lactating tits is the weird thing and that all of us have been conditioned to not find it hot…maybe cavemen would only get off to breast feeding…..I wasn’t there, I’ll never know…..

I do know that whether you weren’t breast fed as a child and feel like you missed out, or if you were breast fed until you were too old to be breast fed cuz your mom’s a sick bitch and basically molested you without you realizing….or if you’re a lonely fuck who has never knocked a bitch up, or been forced to celebrate a milky tit on a women you’ve had a kid with after being together for a long fucking time and the milky tit makes her feel like a different person….or if you’re like me and you just like seeing tits pulled out in public….whether it’s to feed a baby, or to get a few dollars thrown at her….tits are amazing, whether they are hard at work feeding the next generation, hard at work entertaining the strip club, or just being lazy….doing nothing….

I also know that if you get with a girl, which is possible in this era of fat bitches fucking a lot more than they should, you should always say “Mamma” in your best baby voice when sucking her tit, even if you just met the bitch and it is your first time, it’s a total turn on that will put her in the mood…..if you’re really wild throw in a “GOOGOO GAGA”….to really bring it home and get her greasy fat girl pussy creamy…..it’s the modern day “cum in me” when seeking intimacy while being infertile from all the chemicals in the air mixed fucked up hormonal issues. Try it out, let me know how it goes!!

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