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2022

09

Aug

Eva Longoria Dresses like She’s 14 of the Day

Must be feeling fit, showing off like

45 year old bored bitch who has been watching too much instagram and doing her best impression of it to try to matter, exist or still be seen as hot amongst the younger generation of “Fuck the going to hollywood to be famous, I’ll just sell sex tapes and make more than these celebrity bitches”..

I mean she is an actor and social media is their enemy, or new hustle, but maybe this is her version of method acting, you know one you didn’t get a full taste of when she was a glorified soap star, which is a glorified porn star, back on the Housewives show that made her matter.

She’s obviously more about her body than her face, since she’s basically erased her face in some of these strategic marketing selfies, typical old, near or post menopausal bitches holding onto the dream.

I see women like this everywhere, they have kids they dress like, compete with and try to out-slut.

I guess narcissism never expires, doesn’t have an age limit, can go on forever, even when the pussy of said narcissist fully rots……..I mean you can practically smell her old musky musty ass twat through the computer and it sure don’t smell as delicious as the chorizo tacos I just ate for lunch….and no, I didn’t make a mexican taco joke about a Mexican’s taco intentionally, but I guess I just did…….thank god it wasn’t funny, so no on will notice….but everyone will notice Longoria’s midlife crisis, or three quarter life crisis if she’s vaccinated, but they won’t say “why is this old bitch trying so hard, like an old guy trying to play pick up basketball with the kids, only to die of a heart attack, but in outfits”..they will say “she’s fierce”……..weird world.

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2022

09

Aug

Julianne Hough has a Nip Slip of the Day

Julianne Hough published some jerk off material for her brother, now that he’s married, she can only sex him publicly and subtly, you know cuz they’re weird, but maybe we’re the weird ones for not accepting incest as a viable sex option, since it makes retards, no matter how hard the porn alogorithms try to indoctrinate you into sexualizing everything around you, even your sister…..because it takes a specific kind of narcissist to fuck family, you know genetic attraction does’t happen to those who hate themselves…..but I guess with a sister one room over, it is pretty convenient….ins’t it…

Well, Hough still dances despite being a giant disappointment, despite how much money she’s made, despite how famous and rich she is…a disappointment because she was able to go legit, acting and singing and dancing on TV and the movies, on some Fred Astaire and Ginger kick, even though professional dance training should remain a hobby, or something you bust out at parties, weddings, bar mitzvahs, or be reserved for choosing a life of stripping, which I think girls are NOW choosing in this era, since sex work is real work and it is no longer the French Canadian goal and dream, where the rest of women looked down on them, it’s a top tier viable way to cash in and have fun…but Hough, who would have been a great stripper chose legitimacy…….

Julianne Hough, the mormon gone wild, should have gone into sex work, and not in a behind closed doors for Ryan Seacrest way, and not in a fucking her brother for their handlers way, but in a legitimate way that you can pay to touch her tits…….but money, fame, success will never take her there.

Luckily, she’ll still pull out some titty, but she’ll pretend it wasn’t intentional, even though you have to watch the shit you publish, and most of these ladies do 10-15 versions of their content before uploading, so the titty flash, nip slip was intentional.

Shout out to the homie who emailed this into me, I haven’t been emailed in about 10 years, so it felt like I was still on the map.

I am not….and either is Julianne Hough’s erased face, but that’s another story in social media filters lying to us…

Posted in:Julianne Hough

2022

09

Aug

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

My favorite thing about tight pants, is jerking myself off through the pocket of my oversized basketball shorts like a retard at swim class that I wear because they fit and not because I play basically because I get to see tight pants basically every time I leave the house.

Sure, not all tight pants are created equally, today’s tight pants were on some 65 year old fat lady who works the grill at the diner, but I figure seeing fat pussy flopping on either side of a inseam, like the pussy is a floundering fish trying to get a gasp of air, because the lady who squeezed into these tight pants not realizing she should size up, is basically doing her best to choke out her cunt, all for an unsuspecting pervert like me to see the whole thing go down and if I’m lucky, she won’t be wearing underwear to create that extra layer of protection, not letting anything come between me and this fat, nasty, greasy old, hamburger and diner breakfast potato smelling vagina, besides the tight pants themselves that may shred if she bends the wrong way, but that’d make things more interesting than trying to map out each individual pubic hair because th tight pants are so tight.

What I am getting at is even when the tight pants is bad, the tight pants are good, because women are sluts who like you looking at their bodies, their cunts, their asses as they are being held togther by a stretchy fabric, all packaged as “Comfort” or “I work at home, so this is business casual”…….and it’s hot even when it is not….so here are tight pants.

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2022

09

Aug

Girl Loving the Dick and Other Videos of the Day

Side Tit

Overall Titties

Bikini Jiggle

Two Girls in Bikini

Weird Chest Tattoo

Strong Chick

Flexible

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Busty in a Red Bikini

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2022

09

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I saw some article that in parts of Canada it is illegal to buy food directly from the farmer, they need to sell their food through appropriate channels that I guess are disguised as public health, so that farmers don’t do anything illegal, like sell people raw unpasturized milk that has been proven to be far healthier than the pasturized counterpart, but they can’t have the people know that, instead they must have the people think all animal products are bed, go VEGAN, because they know it will make them weaker, sicker, fatter and with bigger estrogen tits.

So yeah, can’t buy food at a foodstand on a farm, you know directly from the earth, freshly grown, found at the SOURCE, but you can walk into some inter-city homeless shelter and get free, or government subsidized heroin.

There will be a point in time when you realize everything they do is to make you sick, to make no sense, to be confusing, distracting, and for you to NEVER reach your best human experience, because they need you to rot, like the slave class you are, and the best way to do that is slowly poison you.

I was brushing my tooth earlier today and thought, there’s fluoride in this shit, which is toxic, but thy give it to kids, but even worse, there is SUGAR in this shit, which is what I’ve bene told rots my teeth, so for generations, they’ve been saying not to eat candy, it rots your teeth, but if you brush your teeth with candy mixed with a toxic chemical, it’ll keep you from getting cavaties

I guess what I am saying is edginess isn’t getting parasites from strangers with random sex you film and sell to perverts on only fans.

Real edginess is growing your own food and not trusting ANYTHING they tell you…….

Be edgy, or live in your ZOMBIE comatose, unfulfilled, empty, sad, lonely, internet inspired existence.

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2022

08

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s pretty funny to see the two sides of society unfolding…

You’ve got the basic normies, who have always been around, they are the masses they buy into whatever they are told and just keep on buying into what they are told to buy into, making a lot of people rich, while maintaining a level of basic, unimpressive, boring that comes with being an NPC.

Then you’ve got the freedom loving, anti establishment people who realize that the media lies, the medical industry kills, COVID was fucking mental, and everything seems pretty fucking fake….

So one group is now indoctrinated into sex work, or influencing, producing mindless content and acting like they are revolutionizing content, as they stare in mirrors or front facing cameras planning their next sex party or hustle to scam dudes out of money since it’s all about the monetiziation….keeping your dumb, keeping you distracted, keeping you weak, keeping you alone……

While the other group is trying to find off grid land they can live freely and grow vegetables or raise their own food on, because when you can feed yourself, shelter yourself, you can really unplug against the system.

So the girls producting porn for the loser and lonely fat people with an empty existence, who are sick from the food, water and air they consume, all low testosterone, fat and exausted, slaving away for the man, only to pay another man 50% of what they make, in a huge fucking scam that no one thinks is a scam but instead just accept as “that’s just how it is”…are the indoctrinated fucks laying the foundation of our Brave New World, filled with emptiness, but distracted with Dopamine releasing triggers, to keep us going…

And the other group is getting strong, making babies, home schooling those babies, making their own food, like we did for generations before the grocery store…unplugged from the matrix or at least trying to get away from EMF producing tech..

So the rebels and the anarchists having the human experience we should all want are basically the Amish…

While all these hot normies who would have been working The Gap in the 90s, are producing anal porn with strangers and only fucking for money as they chase clout, subscribers, change their genders, medicate with anti-depressants, and never find their actual purpose, because it ain’t in producing porn or jerking off to porn dummmy…..

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It rally makes you wonder whether Anne Heche in a Coma is happier than Anne Heche who has to live with the fact that she fucked Ellen……a lot.

RIP Olivia Newton John and your really small leather pants that made Grease less gay to watch…

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2022

08

Aug

Brie Larson Bikini Bottoms of the Day

Brie Larson is a fucking hack, she’s phoney try hard across the board, and that applied to her attempt at a pop career in the 90s when she was first getting started, since she’s old as shit, it applies to her living off a man while she was trying to get her bearings, only to leave him when she got famous, it applies to her Oscar winning performance that was bought, and that would have got any actor who played that abused, held captive, mom of a bratty Canadian kid an Oscar, but it happened to be her, the lottery win that has allowed you to really embrace and appreciate her love for the acting craft as she only does big budget comic book action blockbuster trash, which is appropriate since she’s overpaid trash.

If any celebrity should have Imposter Syndrome, it’s Larson, there’s just nothing compelling, intersting, inspiring, or hot about her.

Even her slutty content for social media, that she’s clearly pushing for momentum, likes and follows, because the fans don’t care about her, even though they REALLY want to care about her, you know nerds, you can sell them anything and they’ll by into it for as long and with as much enthusiasm or passion as they can, so even if a bitch isn’t hot, if she’s in their movie of choice they get boners for her, it’s not an achievement really, or an accomplishment, it’s just manipulating weak sad lonely men with bikinis.

Anyway, her feet terrify me, but I’m not a foot fetishist, those long veiny things may be desireable in that WIKIFEET FOOT SELLER realm………her legs, skinny, but not in a good way, looking like she’s starving herself and overdoing the cardio like some kind of mom dealing with her anxiety issues through jogging, you’ve seen them as their leggings sag off their mom asses, which I guess she is old enough to be….but isn’t, cuz she’s too busy LYING.

The general verdict is that she looks like a starving meth addict, or Anne Heche on a leisurely drive, but a movie star, I’m not getting that energy, but I guess I’m also not privy to her bank accounts that don’t make her any hotter to me…….but maybe hot enough to K-Fed if the opportunity arose….but that’s a whole other fantasy that can be applied to any woman willing to pay my way, I mean thanks to my fat wife, I haven’t paid rent since the 90s, so I can post nonsense like this for unappreciative pricks like you.

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2022

08

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Wet of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is on some Italian vacation with her sister, who I guess she strips down with, because her sister is doing the whole ONLYFANS selling pretty lazy fucking nudes to perverts, which ends up making stupid fucking money, and you can assume Vanessa is the one directing her nudes, if not inspiring her to do the whole OnlyFans thing, since she knows she’s too high profile to go down that road, but the money is too easy to ignore…

Like all girls on vacation, they need to bring the bikini pics to prove th vacation happened, it’s the basic foundation of why social media works, cuz dudes like jerking off to girls they know and girls they don’t know half naked….

Obviously, Hudgens figured out social media as a hub or as the focal point of her career early in the pandemic along with every other celeb doing their best KARDASHIAN (it is not that hard, especially with tits and Disney’s co-sign) and it’s really destroyed any fun that Social Media had, and turned it into a corporate extension of Hollywood, all contrived with their bullshit they push on us with puppets like this. If we want celebs, we can find them in the paparazzi, but leave social media alone, otherwise, it is just People Magazine and NO ONE wants that.

Sure, I’ve been looking at Hudgens and her hairy box nude for a decade at this point, she understands the hustle, the sexualization, the showing the body to suck us all in, and she’s got a big budget team behind her to do it better than everyday sluts..so that’s how you dominate social media influencing and increase your wealth……but I still prefer the everyday sluts…..less mainstream cheesy as a strategy to monetize and far more authentic, even when it is a strategy to monetize, but it is a bikini pic, and you gotta market yourself hot to exist, and clearly she wants to exist, so this is her marketing herself hot…..I’d just prefer more visible butt plug through the neon bikini, but I guess they aren’t all there yet, but instead are in ITALY being fancy.

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2022

08

Aug

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

I am a firm believer that there is no such thing as the Germ Theory, which is this theory that you can get sick from other people shedding viruses, because I have been around sick people throughout my life and have never caught anything from them, I mean, other than the main STDs, but that’s different, I’m talking cold/flu/covid, the basics…..

So I never really bought into the COVID narrative, especially not during the first year, when hospitals they marketed as full and overwhelmed would have nurses doing TikTok Dances, or producing content that’s a little more up my alley, NUDES from WORK!

The healthcare heroes, were doing double time in empty hospitals, by spending their down time figuring out how to digitally market themselves to the mass of supporters, who would be willing to pay for their nudes to show their support for the hard work these heroes were doing..

Well, as the COVID narrative collapsed, people got bored of it, the vaccine mandates they put on the same people they called heroes to destroy their lives dropped, but the girls kept up the nudes, maybe even made more money from the nudes, and despite being grossed out by hospitals, or having a general distrust of all things medical, nurses are the high light of the industry, their compassion, their slutty behavior to fuck doctors, all the good stuff means I support their other projects that they build off being nurses, but likely make more money doing than nursing……..THE NUDES.

So here’s some SCRUBS gone WILD……hot, disgusting, germ filled, if you believe in germs…..which I don’t……so put that hopsital pussy in my mouth and let me taste all the bacteria you’ve picked up along the way.

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Posted in:NURSES

2022

08

Aug

Amanda Seyfried Panties of the Day

There was a time when Lohan was the prime starlet that we held in high esteem, but that time ended because for whatever reason, the industry wanted Lohan destroyed, and you can assume that it was based on her behavior, but I tend to think it was a concerted effort to knock her off her throne, and for whatever reason they decided that Amanda Seyfried, who was also in Mean Girls, was the girl to replace her, which she did pretty fucking well.

Lohan used to text me sometimes, it was a different era and I remember when Seyfried scored one of her jobs, she didn’t say very nice things about her, if only I still had those old Motorola phones, but I don’t, so take my word for it, even though I’m a liar.

The fact that Lohan hated Seyfried, made me like her all the more, then she started doing racier movies with her hot tits out, to compliment or offset the hokey corny ass movies she was doing, and through it all, I thought she was great to look at while naked.

She unfortunately chose breeding over career, which to some of us, is a hotter option now that we know how empty the world is for these girls who don’t breed, and I guess she’s making a hot mom comback, this time in a photoshoot that we’ll assume is promoting some movie she’s in that I can only hope she gets naked in.

This shoot is a little bit too much like a Tampon ad, you know just generic in the country, probably near where her farm is, which we should find the address for, since it’ll be a great place to wait out the apocalypse, farm life is the best life, growing your own food is the ONLY way to escape the matrix system……

But she’s still in a bikini bottom, with a big whit mom ass on a dock by the pond, and that manages to excite me.

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