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2022

12

Jul

Kristen Stewart Thong of the Day

I am pretty sure this is an old picture of angry lesbian gangster Kristen Stewart psoig in a thong with all her lesbian hats, that could be her ex boyfriend for the sake of marketing a huge franchise of stupid movies (ROBERT PATTISON)’s hats, but that wouldb’t make them any less lesbian.

Now, I’ve found Kristen Stewart boring as shit, gutter looking as shit, even the whole lesbian sex thing bores me, as it is anti-climatic and arguably a choice, not a BORN THAT WAY THING, which would trigger the LQBTQ…not the LITTLE QUEEFS BIG TITTY QUEEF community….but the other more annoying niche…..

But yeah, when looking at her thong, I’m like, girl’s got a decent ass, body, legs, and when her face, her emotionless acting isn’t tainting her, she’s got a decent ass, body, legs…and that’s worth looking at.

So never a Kristen Stewart fan, but becoming a Kristen Stewart’s Ass Fan has been a very formative experience, you should try it sometime.

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2022

12

Jul

Kari Riley Bikini of the Day

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Kari Riley is an ELITE Model, which is probably not like being an elite assassin, or an elite sportsman, or an elite pizza, which is the name of a meat lovers pizza at a place I used to go…..because being an ELITE model is like being any other model but that shouldn’t make Kari Riley sad, it shouldn’t make her any less viable of an option for you to jerk off to, it’s just to say that maybe ELITE models has a bit of an OVERHYPING name.

WHO CARES THERE IS A MODEL IN A BIKINI IN AN ERA WHERE EVERYONE IS A MODEL SO THAT STAMP OF AGENCY APPROVAL MAKES HER FEEL LIKE SHE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE INFLUENCERS SHE IS COMPETING WITH….or maybe she got her start as a model and is only with an agency because models are dead and influencers reign supreme….

Oh shit, that meat lovers pizza was called SUPREME not ELITE….my bad.

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2022

12

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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People seem to find it weird that I have a tiny tit fetish, in this society built on big stupid clown tits, where people who didn’t even have their own tits, were able to build a life for themselves, one of those “Invest in yourself and it will pay back in dividends” situation, where the investing in yourself is buying a set of 5000-10,000 dollar titties, which really isn’t that much money when you think of famous fake tits of history….from Pam Anderson, Jenny McCarthy, Carmen Electra, Kelly Brook, there were so many 90s whores with fake tits who are STILL making money off their tits 30 years later. It’s crazy…..

So yeah, society is tit obsessed and girls are influenced by society and think tits are the answer to everything….NOT REALIZING that tiny tits are tits too ad when I see them on a tight body, I’m way more into it than a set of big sloppers..

It’s a matter of preference maybe, but TINY TITS are hot and I am going to support, endorse, celebrate and masturbate to TINY TITS the way I would if they are big tits, because that’s the ONLY inclusivity I support.

TINY TIT LIVES MATTER.

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2022

12

Jul

Nicki Minaj Spread of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is some fake as fuck clown bitch who for whatever reason came out as the corniest popstar who literally looked like a clown attempting to be some weird versio of Lady Gaga for a different market, before they realized how lame that was, and put her in rap songs and videos where she rapped or RAPED OUR EARS about her asshole drippings or whatever the fuck she raped about….ALL while being an entitled twat from ACTING school, in the event you need to be reminded of her legitimacy.

Sure, she’s likely 6 feet deep into her “character” at this point and doesn’t remember her own self, because Actors are idiots who make big emotional whining deals about playing make-belief a few hours a day….that they are paid highly for.

Anyway, there was a glimmer of HOPE when she pulled her ANTI VAX shit, which was totally warranted, despite it being the era where anyone who spoke out against a poison shot was flushed, cancelled or censored….even though it was experimental, and had crazy side effects, that people who got the shot are still dealing with, just how many times have you tested positive for covid fool, how about those micro blood clots that will result in organ failure now that you’re sterilized and/or genetically modified….

But yeah, she ended up dropping that, getting reprogrammed in their facility, and put back to work with a new album that she’s spreading her legs for, and it’s really not all that hot, since she’s fake from her soul to her tits and ass and face….and I figure we can just jerk off to REAL DOLLS, they likely have more personality and tighter cunts…..but here she is anyway.

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2022

12

Jul

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I should be changing this to bitches in greco-roman wrestling leotards or whatever those homo wrestlers call their silly gay outfits before rolling around on a mat in their high school gym for some predator coach still living the glory days of when he was a letter wearing wrestling champ in his school and got all the bitches that he would fuck after hazing his teammates to make it feel less gay….”Hey Bruce, hand me my leotard, I just came and have to get to class”…..maybe they have a different name for it….

HOWEVER, girls on the streets, even girls pushing 40, are rocking these bike short to shirt outfits and it’s alright, but it’s NOT TIGHT PANTS….but still kinda work like tight pants and I guess there’s still tight pants being worn, since just yesterday I saw some tight pant wearing big ass, big titty girl on a jog…..and then I saw a tight pants wearing girl, because why wear pants that don’t show a modified, squeezed in, tighter version of you ass, that your pussy just can’t seem to get enough of, so it eats it up.

The point is, wrestling leotards or tight pants, or tight shorts, I’m into it.

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Posted in:Tight Pants

2022

12

Jul

Elsa Hosk Cut Out Bodysuit of the Day

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I don’t know if Elsa Hosk is the hottest model out there, I guess there’s no real way to determine that, and I guess the whole model thing is basically dead, as brands use influencers and fat chicks, or Pete Davidson, depending on how much money they have to burn…

So the idea that some hot tall fit bodied bitch just posing like a useless, vapid, mindless whore gets put on the back burner, while brands try to be woke, inclusive, diverse…..and a model, even a SWEDISH ONE, who is far too white and far too hot to be inclusive becomes less desirable…..and without her having the background of being a fake influencer, where she’s famous on the internet for living in a van, or for doing tiktok dances, or for wearing cool outfits, or for having her tits out ALL the time, or for being FAT TRANS AND FAKE AND GAY……YOU KNOW just a straight up model that does model shit….is definitely on the outs.

So we’ve got babes like Elsa Hosk, who should just be mindless hot models, doing the influencer thing to survive……which is lame…but we need hot models to survive, so she’s just trying to keep a dying and amazing thing alive…I mean…those model legs are ridiculous….and remind me of a far simpler time…

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2022

12

Jul

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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If there’s one thing I know for sure, besides that I am a loser, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but if there’s one thing I know, it’s that girls fucking love wearing bikinis and really any swimwear, and they always have.

Sure there’s a handful of girls who pretend to be insecure or too fat for the bikinis when planning on vacation….but about 5 minutes of slipping into one, when all duddes instinctively look at their tits and pussy area, even if they look like pigs at the backwoods farm that the owners fuck because they don’t have alternative options, dudes still fucking look…which turns them on, makes them realize that they should post that shit on social media to keep the compliment fishing, since like BLOWJOBS no dude ever says, “You can do better”….but instead are distracted by the blowjob, or the bikini pic and say “that’s so hot”…..so we’ve got a world of girls who can’t suck dick thinking they suck great dick, and a world of girls who should be insecure in bikini, but fucking love the attention….

And like those dudes fucking pigs, I’m into all swimwear, because I am nostalgic and had to jerk off to bikini pics before GAPING ASSHOLES were the accepted selfie trend.

I’m so old.

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Posted in:swimsuit

2022

12

Jul

TikTok Outfit of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Hot Big Titty Girl

Big Booty in a Slutty Outfit

Photographer of the Day

BEACH TITS

Big Tits

Yoga Stretch

MIRROR GIRL

FRENCH MAID AT WORK

Big Cleavage

Beach TOUR

DUMB FUCKING DANCE

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2022

12

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I saw someone wrote something along the lines of “If you masturbate you are now up for murder charges. I have a few thousand pending.”

So in his defence of abortion, he’s admitted that he’s jerked off a few thousand times, what a degenerate…and really low testosterone motherfucker because real men jerk off a few thousand times a YEAR…and by the looks of that motherfucker….he was pushing 50…..so assuming he jerked off for the first time at 18, since we don’t do underage shit here, despite those 13-18 years being the prime jerk off years where you’d accumulate 25% of your lifetime numbers…but for the sake of argument, this guy’s only jerking off once every 4 days….if he was to jerk off 3000 times in his lifetime….

Is that a life worth living…..

But I guess he’s a weirdo defending abortions hard enough to want to sacrifice his freedom for murder in one of the dumbest arguments for abortion rights, where the prime argument is “humanity fucking sucks, people are so fucking dumb, look at this one idiot who wants to go down for murder charges for jerking off once every four days in his life”…..

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2022

11

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Get the fuck outside – it’s summer and tits are out there wanting to be seen, just not when I’m looking I guess…

Every day I walk through the park to look for pussy, I see a different kind of pussy in the form of a SPIKE BALL game, it’s like every park you go to, there is a SPIKE BALL game going on, and you know those easily marketed to idiots are clearly vaccinated retards, but you also know that at least one of them will be topless, because you can’t have a successful bro dow in the park playing an instagram famous game without one of your bros showing off the fruits of his labor in the gym work….

Now, I am not so cynical or such a hater that I really get bothered by everyone being the same NON PAYING CHARACTER, especially when it’s just some assholes havig a good time on the weekend, or not working, since no one seems to work anymore, that’s for suckers and those who do work are consistent assholes while working, just a different entitled era….

I just get mad because this whole every girl is a whore, inclusivity, FREE the NIPPLE should mean that GIRLS would be topless bros playing their instagram game too, but maybe they just leave that for OnlYFans since even no names are making a million a year off that shit.

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