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2009

20

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Here is a picture of my only reader who gets girls topless, my other reader is retarded and never leaves his house becaue when he does, his mutated face scares people and it makes him feel like shit about himself. I am dying, I am thinking it is Alcohol Withdrawal because I drank enough to kick my ass for a solid few days and I am still hurting today. I’m talking puking, anxiety, heart attack symptoms leading me to believe something’s not right, or that I am a pussy, so I guess we will only know for sure if I actually drop dead at some point today like I think I am going to, but I feel like I’m just a pussy who’s liver can’t take all I’ve given it. I’ve read about that happening, but never really believed it…

Here are my stepLINKS

Kayden Kross Camera Phone Picture Showing Off Her Tits in What She Wears
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Really Glad To You That Even That Homo Marilyn Manson is Taking a Cue From Lady GaGa
Now They Are Both United in Fashion Sense and By Their Dicks They Like to Hide Between Their Legs
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Here is a Drunk History Lesson…
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How Else Are You Going to Get Laid This Weekend?
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Singing Russian Bear Makes For Good Times
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I Wanna Be an Urban Ninja
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Things Are Looking Up When Miranda Kerr is Around
And By Things I Mean My Penis
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Peaches Geldof is Topless
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Stripper Whores Come Out On the Real House Wives of Orange County
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Miley Cyrus Turns Into a Bigger Whore Every Day That Goes By
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A Buffet of Crashes to Finish Friday Off Right
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A Flowchart To Determine If You Should Call 911
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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Paula Abdul is Really Good at Lip Synching
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Megan Fox:Still Dumb, Violent, Insecure…But Now ALSO a Cutter
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Chris Brown Looks Like He’s Really Having a Hard Time Doing Community Service
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Halle Berry is NOT Pregnant, Which Sucks Cause Her Pregnancy Tits Were Out of Sight!
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A Bunch of Hot Latinas at the Alma Awards
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Glad to See Wino is Back in Britain and Just as Messy as Ever
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Emily Blunt Gallery
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Ever Wonder How They Test Bras?
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It’s An Epidemic: People Hitting Other People’s Two-Year-Olds In Public
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That’s The Last Time She’ll Ever Get Her Tits Out
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She Traded Ice Cream For a Dildo
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A Playboy Playmate is Usually an Nice Afternoon Treat
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Catrinel Menghia Does Lingerie
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Basketball Jazzercise
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Looks Like Rehab May Be on the Horizon for Lohan
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Paulina Porizkova is Topless
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Download the Twins Who Like to Fuck
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Maybe I Do Have a Chance With Emmanuelle Chriqu After All
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Rachel Aldana Peels Off Her Pink Sweater
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And That’s Why You Don’t Get Your Implants Done in Mexico
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12 Jobs You’ll Do Better While Stoned
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Sandy Summers is a Biker Chick
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Connie Du is a Play Boy Babe
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School Girl Beatdown
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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go
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George Clooney Loves Prostate Exams, Probably Cause He is a Giant Closet Homo
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Bill O’Reilly is Also a Homo
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DADDY STOP!!
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YOU’RE ABOUT TO SEE THE HOTTEST PICS OF THE WEEKEND, WHEN YOU CLICK IN 3 … 2…. 1….
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Megan Fox May Like to Eat Out Girls….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

18

Sep

Stacy Keibler’s Sitll Got Serious Legs of the Day

I know she wasn’t in a horrible motorcycle accident, or that she’s not a diabetic who doesn’t follow treatment, or one of those weirdos who obsesses over losing limbs even though they don’t need to lose limbs. I know she didn’t step on a land mind, I know she wasn’t tortured by enemy spies, I know she didn’t get the flesh eating disease and I know she’s not an amputee, so obviously she would still have legs, I just didn’t remember how amazing they were….you know cuz this bitch is hardly relevant anymore…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Stacy Keibler

2009

18

Sep

Kelly Monaco Showing Off Some Tit of the Day

You should not get excited when seeing a girl who was a troll of a Playboy playmate 15 years ago, who was Carmen Electra’s body double on Baywatch, who is showing off her body because you saw her at her naked at her prime and she should pretty much be dead to you by now, but for some reason there’s always those assholes who have trouble letting go, who fell in love with her pictorial or life changing performances and who have waited all these years to see pictures of her in various appearances because they think she’s a goddess who is the only pussy that matters.

You see, even my neighbor, who is a 59 year old volunteer social worker / ex-prosititute has had fuckin stalkers, so don’t let shit get to your head Kelly Monaco, you know when people break into your apartment when you are in the other room and you decide to press charges instead of fuck them for being so devoted to you when no one else is because there are a lot of people in the world who just aren’t well, and the fact that they still get excited about your cleavage, does not mean you still have it goin’ on, it means they need help…And for the record, addressing this post to Kelly Monaco pretty much makes me feel like I’m not well.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kelly Monaco|Tits|Uncategorized

2009

18

Sep

Audrina Patridge and her Little Dress of the Day

Audrina is looking different to me. I’ve never watched The Hills, but know I hate it, so I could be totally wrong and maybe she always looked like this and really it doesn’t matter. What does matter ist hat she is at some event in a little dress that is barely covering her fake tits, when in reality this reality star she should be showing up to this kind of thing topless, because those fake tits are what made her and are really the only thing we care about, and despite her not giving us something worth lookin’ at, I’m still going to post these cuz I have nothing better to do and I’m already in this deep…which in my case is never that deep, because my penis is very vaginal, so vaginal I thought about joining my local church’s rendition of The Vagina Monologues….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Legs

2009

18

Sep

Kourtney Kardashian and Her Pregnant Tits of the Day

Here’s more proof that the Kardashian’s are breeding like the rodents they fuckin’ are, as a pregnant Kourtney Kardashian walks around showing off her fatty pregnant tits.

I can’t even imagine what kind of cunt this family is going to produce. From Auntie Kim showing the fuckin’ thing how to make a quick buck sucking dick on camera, to Auntie Khloe and Mommy Kourtney showering the fucking thing in all the baby Ed Hardy the little fucker could ever dream of, because you know, kids this cheesy are born crying for over priced, loud, obnoxious t-shirts that will help them fit in with the Vegas crowd by the pool, it’s part of their cheesy genetic code.

Someone should put an end to this before the devil unleashes another one of its monsters into the world…and by her fat uterus, it looks like it’s coming soon…

Pics via INFpoto

Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian|Pregnant|Tits

2009

18

Sep

Sophie Monk and Her Boring Scandal in Leggings of the Day

Sophie Monk is part of another bullshit scandal that she’s staged to get people talking about her. First it was some stalker bullshit where she’d only walk around with security, when we all know that no one has ever stalked her, not even her ex boyfriends who normally have a hard time getting over their ex girlfriends cuz they were off fucking Paris Hilton, probably playing a real number on her self-esteem, I mean especially coupled with how irrelevant her career is, making most people end it all, you know pack it all in their designger bag and head back home to ghetto suburban life she had in Australia. But I guess she’s giving it one last push and hasn’t given up yet because then she did the whole staged bikini pictures where she hired the paparazzi agency to follow her to the beach where she posed for them, then convinced them to follow her in her everyday life, giving bored bloggers who like something to write about…

Now, she’s dating some Beverly Hills plastic surgeon I am guessing she went to see to perk up her dumpy little ass, or maybe it was to get her flappy Paris Herpes ridden twat tightened up, but shes’ gone on to say that it’s nice to not be with someone in the limelight, as if the Good Charlotte sister was ever in the fuckin’ limelight, and this mother fucker’s apparently got his filmography on his fuckin’ website trying to be the California Playboy he wants to be and I guess what it comes down to is that he’s fuckin’s Sophie Monk and we’re not….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Leggings|Sophie Monk

2009

18

Sep

Pink’s Weird Half-Naked Costume of the Day

Pink has taken Lady Gaga’s lead by starting to wear ridiculous and revealing outfits. Sure if girls wore this kind of thing 10 years ago, when I wanted to fuck all the popstars, including Pink provided I was drunk enough, this kind of thing would have been amazing, something to celebrate, but back then, they were hardly dressing like whores….

More importantly, none of the popstars are hot anymore, they are old or ugly and it looks like Pink has been working out a lot too hard, and like she should lighten the fuck up on the bicep curls, cuz even before she got hooked on pumpin iron, she looked like a fuckin’ dude, and now it’s hard to look at her without wondering where she hides her fucking cock, and I guess it’s all because her husband is a closetcase, who spikes her juice with testosterone, to make her the man he always dreamt he would be married to, without having to admit he’s a fag….

Posted in:Costume|Half Naked|Pink

2009

18

Sep

Bar Refaeli Tits for the Jew Holiday of the Day

It is a Jewish Holiday. That means that my one Jewish reader who still comes back to the site after years of Nazi jokes and Jewish jokes because he hates his overbearing mother, or father who was too busy working to give him hugs or play Monopoly with him as a kid, won’t be comin’ thru today, so I’d like to post a picture of pretty much the only hot Jewish girls in the entertainment industry, I mean other than Amy Winehouse and Whoopi Goldberg, in his and his people’s honor.
So here’s cokeslut model Bar Refaeli in New York doing pretty much nothing interesting….

Bauer

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Tits

2009

18

Sep

Scary Spice Making Scary Faces of the Day

There was a time I used to jerk off to Scary Spice’s hard nipples in her music videos, but realize that was a time when I didn’t have the internet and had exhausted the softcore porn VHS tape I stole from some music store, but I did have stolen cable. that time is long fuckin’ gone, because it turns out the name she gave herself was a self fulfilling prophecy, kinda like Patrick Swayze taking the role in Ghost, cuz bitch looks like a fuckin’ monster….a monster with really perky tits.

Bauer

Posted in:Mel B|Scary Spice|Tits

2009

18

Sep

Kim Kardashian Takin’ Her Fat Ass on a Jog of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian running, or jogging and I’m pretty sure that this isn’t her working out and that shit isn’t for a long distance or long period of time, because based on her body it’s pretty safe to say that it is probably her running from her car to the ice cream shop around closing time so she can feed her fix. One of the biggest jokes about this bitch is that she had a work-out DVD, that guys everywhere thought she was fit and jerked off to her obesity. The other biggest joke about this bitch is that she has a career in entertainment.

Bauer

Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian