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2009

17

Sep

Eva Longoria Sill Boring as Shit of the Day

Wow, I can’t believe people were going crazy over this bitch. She’s nothing more but a Mexican chamber maid who slept with the right hotel guest, a Mexican cleaning lady who had the right client that she would fuck when the wife was out, a Mexican nanny who babysat for the right family who she would fuck when everyone was in bed, you know trash who used her pussy to get ahead and I hope people are starting to realize it….especially when seeing her in these boring fucking pictures…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Boring|Eva Longoria

2009

17

Sep

Kristin Cavallari’s Shitty Panty Flash of the Day

I was sitting in a bar last night and some gutterslut, because that’s the kind of trash that frolick to the bars I hang out in, was bending over the bar and and I could see the top of her panties like it was 4 years ago when jackin’ your thong to your hips in your lowrise jeans was all the fucking rage for trashy latina chicks, and in staring at her underwear barly covering her ass crack, bunched up and lacy, I realized I saw a fuckin’ shit stain. I wish I was joking. What could have been the hottest visual of the night, because lets face it my life sucks, quickly turned into disgusting.

Here is latch-on Laguna Beach “start” and recently The Hills “bottom feeder trying to make a dollar cuz she couldn’t get work anywhere else cuz she was othe only one who actually thought she had talent” showing off her panties that seem to have a shit stain of their own, only that shit stain has a name and that name is Kristin Cavallari.

Admit that was a good one. Actually don’t. I don’t need you.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|Lesbian|Panty

2009

17

Sep

Rihanna and Her Nipple Ring of the Day

Yes, I’ve seen the Rihana nipple ring in a see thru shirt pictures, you can’t stop emailing me…who am I kidding….no one ever emails me.

I don’t find these exciting because I already knew she had a nipple ring, I’ve already seen her naked and because I’m seriously over Rihanna, she bores me, my Barbados connection told me enough shit about her to make her seem like a trash can bullshit person, like everyone in entertainment, but most importantly, my dog barks at her on TV and he only barks at dogs, proving that either my dog’s racist and thinks black people are animals, or he just thinks RIhanna is one and that’s a huge reason why I hate her, because I realized life is a lot funnier when you let your dog make decisions for you.

Pics via GO

Posted in:Nipple Ring|Rihanna

2009

17

Sep

Alexis Arquette and “Her” Panty Flash of the Day

I’d like to switch things up here for a minute and throw up these pictures of Alexis “Used to be a Man” Arquette’s panty flash, even though “she” looks like a Jewish accountant at a halloween party, because I know a lot of you are closet cases and this is the only way you can accept your sexuality without fully accepting your sexuality, if you know what I mean. When I worked in the warehouse for a porn distributor, the biggest selling shit was tranny porn, I never got it and watched one once and figured that maybe guys liked seeing chicks with dicks fuck chicks without dicks and it was even more straight than straight porn,, cuz you had 2 sets of fake tits, one vagina and one dick, you know maybe tranny shit was something different after being so desensitized to regular porn, but then I saw the scene where dude was fucking a tranny and let me tell you there’s nothing straight about that, and nothing normal about mentally unstable people changing their fuckin’ gender like some kind of freaks, something that should be illegal and the whole thing creeps me the fuck out, but you probably like it, because someone’s keeping those tranny whores in business….

Pics via GO

Posted in:Alexis Arquette|Panty|Tranny

2009

17

Sep

Kanye West and Taylor Swift Have the Same Agent of the Day

In believing nothing you see on television or in the entertainment industy, because nothing gets on TV or without it being run by an approval board, because there is too much money on the line, making it impossible for people to just jump on stage and do shit like Kanye pulled, it turns out Kanye and Taylor both have the same agent.

His name is David Wirtschafter.

That means this was a lie to the people and a lie to everyone they have been interviewed by, including my favorite vagina, Whoopi Goldburg, reminding us that Talyor swift is a usless fucking cunt just trying to get more buzz and Kanye is still the piece of shit, closet case, only child brat with a dead mother.

We’re all such fucking idiots and should know better than this, so remember nothing you see is real. These people are just puppets and we just drink the fucking Kool Aid. I am usually way smarter than this. Oh well.

Posted in:Agent|Kanye West|Taylor Swift

2009

17

Sep

Megan Fox Talks About Her Shitty Movie Like We Give a Fuck of the Day

Megan Fox was part of some kind of Meet and Greet, which I guess is on the same level and Obama and McCain and their bullshit town hall meetings in random towns around America, you know in efforts to connect with her fans, have a little question and answer with her fans about such exciting things like her new movie and I really wish I was there to laugh at the shit as I am sure you wish you were there to masturbate under your trench coat, you weird motherfucker….

Thanks to Youtube, Here’s a video of the Meet and Greet……saying things like that the movie is better than we think it is and that it is “fuckin’ rad” and then she goes off on some whole other bullshit, shakes her tits like the whore that she was destined to be and the whole thing is funny….not that I watched the whole thing…because I’m just not that interested…and because I have a severe hatred for Diablo Cody….but it’s nice that I didn’t have to fly to LA to be a part of this joke. Thanks internet.

Pics via INF

Posted in:Bullshit|Jennifer Body|Megan Fox

2009

17

Sep

Blake Lively and her Tits in a Short Skirt of the Day

I don’t understand why the bitch on Gossip Girl with the sex tape I’ve never seen is far more lowkey than the bitch on Gossip Girl who is constantly showing off her tits and body in as little clothes as possible without filming a sex tape just walking down the street, pussy in air and shit, but the worst thing about all this is that I am writing this bullshit about her, I think I need new hobbies….

Pics Via PCN

Posted in:Blake Lively|Tits

2009

17

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I got free tickets to Kings of Leon, they were pretty fucking lame. They were talking about how they are real artists and just because they are on the radio, they are still the band that started out because they hated what was on the radio, fuck yourself. They attract pretty much the shittiest audience and the highlight of the night was a drunken 15 year old who puked all over himself and had to be taken out by security after falling asleep in some dude’s seat when he was in the bathroom.

The good news is that I am drunk. Here are my stepLINKS….

Ali Lohan Is Well On Her Way to Being a Dirty Rotten Whore
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I’m Not Sure How Else You Plan On Doing It to Be Honest
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4 Step’s To a Great First Date
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Aubrey O’Day Has Nothing Better to Do Than Pose With Little or No Clothes On
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The 9 Hottest Nigerian Women
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Get Yourself a Black Market Clone
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AnnaLynne McCord Nip Slip
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Something About These Pic of Jenn Aniston Are Making Me Want to Bone Her
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YOU KNOW THOSE SEXY TAYLOR MOMSEN “FISHNET” PICS? HERE’S THE ENTIRE UNCENSORED GALLERY … WHERE ARE HER FUCKING PARENTS?
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The Best/Worst Restaurent Commercial Ever
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Chinese Punks Are Kind of Awesome
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Does Kanye Have Asperger’s Syndrome?
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Seriously The More Megan Fox Talks, The More I Hate Her
Shut Up and Look Good, Cause That’s All You’re Good At
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Striptease of the Day
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Seriously, WTF is WRONG with Lady Gaga? This Shit Isn’t Even Funny Anymore
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Robin Wright Penn is Single I Wanna Bone Her
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Chris Brown is Doing Community Service
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Yeah I’d Still Fuck Kelly Taylor
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Fuck You Pete Wentz
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I Kind of Miss The Girls Next Door
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Faye Regan in the Buff
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Hats Off to the DC Bros. Apparently It’s the Land of Big Dicks
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This Little Slut Knows How to Break Noses
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Can’t Get Enough Of These Fucking Machines
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Jenna Priestly is Fingering Herself
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Kylie is Kinda See Through
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Nip Slips – A Gallery
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Kim Kardashian should Just Get a Bikini Tattooed On Her and Be Done With It
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You Can’t Stay a Virgin Forever, Nor Do You Want To
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Some Sara Harding Hot Pants
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Babe Stripping in the Kitchen
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Candice Swanepoel: Victoria’s Secret Pink Collection
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Let’s Watch a Water Melon Explode
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Audrey Bitoni is an Animal
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Michael Vick is Playing Football Again and Hank Baskett is Out of a Job
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SAVE THE BOOOBS
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Retards Gotta Get Laid Too, You Should Know
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Mario Lopez is a Giant Fucking Homo and Here is the Proof
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Real Life Anime Porn? Say What?
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Some International Craziness
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5 Signs You Might Be The Driver Everyone Hates
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Let’s Laugh at Jeniifer Aniston By Looking at Pics of Angelina Jolie
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HOLY FUCK … THIS IS HOT!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

16

Sep

Lindsay Lohan and Her Lesbian Thigh Highs of the Day

More lesbian Lohan, only this time in thigh highs, she was my first post today, what’s with this sudden obsession with her, I mean it’s not like I haven’t spent the last 5 years documented her every fucking move, at least her every move when it comes to being half naked and worth wanting to fuck, pretty much 5 years where I haven’t been living my own fucking life or making my on fucking moves, or at least moves where I am half named and worth wanting to fuck, good thing I have pretty much no ambition, drive or energy to get off this shit stained, urine soaked couch….consider yourself lucky to have me to distract you from your boring life with useless thoughts from my boring life….

Pics Via INF

Posted in:Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan

2009

16

Sep

Scary See Through Picture of the Day

Her name is Leigh Lezark and she is like the grandmother to newage hipsters. She ran some bullshit celebrity and scenester parties called Misshapes where she DJed with a couple other dirtbags and they were all the rage for that whole faggy fashion and art scene in New York that Los Anelges copied and that made her some of fashion icon and now she’s scaring the fuck out of me in this outfit during fashion weak….that’s right I called it fashion weak…I’m such a jerk. I hate myself right now, just a heads up…

Pics via Mavrix

Posted in:Leigh Lezark|See Thru