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2009

15

Sep

Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfriend Lesbian Kiss of the Day

I love how Megan Foxes destiny to be a pornstar some how managed to escape her so she’s made a career out of the cocktease. In her recent movie Jennifer’s Body she kisses some other chick, and it’s not clear whether Megan Fox is actually doin the kissing or if they just hired Lohan to do the stand in, since lesbian kissing is what she does, but I do know she’s in her panties, an outfit everyone thought would be best for the scene to make it believable, and by believable I mean, worth watching despite how shit it obviosuly is, proving that Megan Fox is just being used to sell tickets to a shitty movie and despite thinking she’s over-hyped, I’m ok with it because if I wasn’t, I’d probably be gay or pretending to be gay since real fags who are comfortable with their sexuality can appreciate how hot this is and only the overcompensating fags pretending to be gay for fashion reasons would think this is gross…..Either way, watch it.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Lesbian Kiss.|Megan Fox

2009

15

Sep

Olivia Wilde Naked for GQ of the Day

Her name is Oliva Wilde, she’s on the show House, she’s 25 and she’s half naked in GQ and her name is the only Wilde about any of this, if she wanted to impress me, she’d pull some better stunts involving her vagina, like bouncing it on my dick, or even on anyone’s dick just as long as I get to be a part of it, as sitting here lookin at pictures doesn’t have anything to do with my life and I didn’t even know who she was before today, so if anything, I’m the one doin her a favor here and her little hard nipples are just wasting my time. This isn’t naked this is cockteasing and she needs to step up and stomp the yard fuck.

Posted in:GQ|Naked|Olivia Wilde

2009

15

Sep

Marisa Miller and Her Cleavage at Fashion Week of the Day

I wasn’t going to bother with these because lets face it, she’s a bikini model and showing off her body is what she does, making a cleavage dress almost pointless because all I have to do is google image her ass and she actual fuckin’ tit, but then I remembered that fans of female celebrities who don’t get laid get pretty serious about this shit, maybe even a little obsessive and like to scrapbook every picture that comes out of her, because in their mind she’s their wife in training who they will need to know all about and be prepared for when their destiny finally falls into place, despite the cold, sad truth that they are just virgin losers who will end up alone, because saving themselves for Marisa Miller in ther delusion that she’s all they can ever settle with or see themselves with, when the reality is that they should take anything that comes their virgin loser way, because otherwise, they will die alone….I never understood why virgin losers have superiority complexes and why they don’t realizes just how pathetic they are…but I do know that I am posting these pics for them….

And here’s the less interesting wardrobe change….

Pics via FAME

Posted in:Fashion Week|Marisa Miller|Tits

2009

15

Sep

Lindsay Lohan and Her Latex Shirt of the Day

Lohan is in New York for fashion week and she’s wearing pretending to be fashionable in some fetish lookin latex top in public and despite never being too into latex like this guy I know who doesn’t shut up about the shit and how he bought a one size fits all latex dress for over 1000 dollars, that he makes whatever whore he brings home put on because he likes watching his cum drip off it, so this ones for him, cuz with the whole lesbian thing, Lohan could be masturbating to lesbian porn in these pics and I still wouldn’t get turned on, because I hate lesbians, I can only really stomach experimental teen girls….but she does have great tits.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan and Her Latex Shirt of the Day

2009

15

Sep

Some Sienna Miller Leaving American Apparel of the Day

I don’t now why I am putting these pictures of Sienna Miller up. They are boring. She’s not topless and she’s not showing her hipster, cokehead bush. She’s not what she used to be, maybe this is a premature RIP motherfucker for for sex appeal.

Pics via INF

Posted in:American Apparel|Sienna Miller

2009

15

Sep

Taylor Momsen’s Young Whore Teenage Legs of the Day


I get grief for making barely sexual commentary about girls who aren’t 18 and I don’t really understand what people expect me to do when they dress their 16 year old up like this. From the high heels, to the flishnets, to the short shorts, to the red lipstick and the bleached hair, the short shorts and the smell of teenage pregnancy radiating out of her pussy, I can’t really help myself. If they motherfuckers really cared about stopping sex crimes, they’d stop putting this kind of imagery in mainstream media and if anyone should get arrested for kiddie porn or sex offense, it should be the wardrobe guy and writing of whatever show she’s on. That’s all I have to say about that.

Pics via FamePictures

Posted in:Fishnets|Leggings|Taylor Momsen

2009

15

Sep

Coco Brings Her Trashy Ass To Marc Jacobs of the Day

Coco brought her fat ass to the March Jacobs fashion show the other day. Now, I’m no fashion expert, but I always thought Marc Jacobs was on some higher-end, trendy celebrity shit, I didn’t realize he catered to whores who go out in public in modified Ed Hardy t-shirts, like the common stripper she was before Ice-T got carried away at a lap dance he didn’t want to see come to an end, so he ended up turning it into a marriage, that I assume she still gets paid by the song for, you 10 dollars every 5 minutes motherfuckers….because otherwise, her broke whore ass would be working the scene finding other wallets to fuck, cuz that’s what whores do.

Pics via FamePictures

Posted in:Coco|Ed Hardy|Marc Jacobs|Trash

2009

15

Sep

Rihanna’s Push Up Bra of the Day

Rihanna was on the New Jay Leno Show, which is pretty much the exact same as the Old Jay Leno Show, except that he sits on a chair with people like he was Oprah, instead of behind the desk. She was wearing Beyonce’s thighs, Lady Gaga’s Mask, Adolf Hilter’s hat and a pair of stockings she stole from the asian community who have been wearing ridiculous stockings since I got my first “erotic massage” and the whole thing was far more exciting than these pictures, which isn’t saying much because it wasn’t exciting at all. I am over Rihanna, but I can tell she’s not over me, just look at the way she’s flirting with me in these pictures, you know acting all hard to get cuz I know she knows I’m lookin’ at her in them…it’s all part of our bond….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:cleavage|Push Up Bra|Rihanna

2009

15

Sep

Drinking and Driving Ad That Makes Me Want To Drink and Drive of the Day

My neighbor got evicted and today is his last day, so I just went over for a celebratory cocktail, because lets face it, drinking has a huge part in why he has no money to pay his rent and the reason why he has a handful of complaints within the building and lawsuits outside of the building, because drunkenly breaking into the hot neighbor’s house and crawling into bed with her naked, is frowned upon and being drunk isn’t an excuse the law accepts.

Either way, this commercial was on in the background of our drinking and it made me want to drink and drive, even though it is anti-drunk driving, not because I always want to drink and drive or because it’s like an adult, real life roller coaster, but because their party looks like shit and thethe slight chance there is that if I drank and drive I’d run over anyone one in this commercial sure its a stretch but it’s enough of a motivator to me….

I do not understand how this ended up on TV, but I blame Canada.

Posted in:ArriveAlive|Drunk Driving

2009

15

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio at the VMAs of the Day

Here’s the only thing good that came out of the VMAs, other than a Kanye being a dick publicity stunt the news have fucking exhaust because he’s a broken down, rebel who is angry at the world cuz his mom died and she never lived to accept his homosexuality that even he hasn’t accepted, and the Twilight extended trailer for all you idiot Twilight fans, or even the Janet Jackson singing Michael Jackson before his dad ran their movie trailer for the film “Not our last attempt to exploit our dead son”, and it is Alessandra Ambrosio, I know a day late, but when I saw these pics I was like “Finally, a woman I have nothing bad to say about even after she had a kid” and that doesn’t happen often, so if anything we should all collectively masturbate to her and cum at the same time in some kind of new age fireworks show like we were Chinese and that isn’t gay unless some of us start doing it in the room together, which we won’t because we don’t have friends, we only have each other….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Hot|VMAS