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2009

30

Jun

Rihanna is a Robot of the Day

If reading this site is as boring as writing it, I feel bad for you for constanly coming back, hoping that maybe things will change, that I’ll get inspired and that I won’t be repetitive, even though pictures of celebrities get fucking borin, you know same people, doing the same thing, wearing different clothes, on fuckin’ repeat, like groundhog day without the funny or “Instant Classic” appeal or the groundhog, making me sit down and reflect on the fact that I should be wherever Rihanna is sticking my fingers inside her, and not sitting here writing about her lookin’ like a robot I wanna fuck, because robots don’t get fat, talk back or ruin my fuckin’ life on all fuckin’ fronts, whether it’s lecturing me about drinking too much, or lecturing me about fuckin’ other chicks, or lecturing me to get a fuckin’ job, unless the robots go crazy on some world takeover, like we livin’ in a Will Smith movie, but that shit’s too Sci-Fi for me to think about, I’ll leave that to you, because Sci-Fi is all you know…

Posted in:Legs|Rihanna|Robot

2009

30

Jun

Mariah Carey Cross Dressin’ of the Day

For those of you who really love dick but can’t admit it to yourself because of the implications it will have with your family, friends and even your co-workers because gay is still not something you’re willing to accept and prefer staying on the “Tranny Porn Fetish fence on, so you slowly satisfy your needs by dating ugly butch girls with facial hair, who you try to surprise with a sailor costume, or even a construction worker costume, or some other Village People shit, trying to play it off as being something fun and exciting to do and totally not sexual, until your plan goes to hell when you try to slip her into the strap-on dildo you’ve been holding onto for her to use on you for months, this one’s for you.

If you are wondering, it is Mariah Carey dressed on set of her new music video as a dude who had botox and a weak chin.

Here she is as a woman…..with some tits….

Posted in:Cross Dressing|Mariah Carey|Tranny

2009

30

Jun

Kim Kardashian Fat Tits of the Day

This is the kind of slag who I’d love to see give up on life, you know maybe because of a bad break-up or a drug addiction or something that would lead to her not maintaining her look, you know where she’d finally let go and allow herself to be the obese pig she’s destined to be, where she stops getting her hair and nails done, and she stops getting her body waxed, leaving her lookin like the hairy little Armenian troll we all know she is.

All this plastic, make-up, effort she puts into herself everytime she leaves her fuckin’ house, is just smoke and mirrors and I know that under this put together whore, there’s a fuckin’ monster hiding and I hate the fuckin’ lie.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Tits

2009

30

Jun

Melody Thornton Forgets Her Pants of the Day

Here is Pussycat Doll Melody Thornton, someone who I had never heard of before today, showing up at the BET Awards that happened on Sunday, with no pants. The thing I love about the BET awards is how mad they make white people, who feel like they deserve their own “White” awards, meanwhile 90 percent of the people watching their shit are white from the suburbs and the thing I like about this Thornton cunt is how easy it’d be to rape her in this outfit….you wouldn’t even have to pull up a skirt, or pull down a pant.

Guess who’s hungover and still smells like vodka while feeling like death…I’ll give you three guesses….

Posted in:Ass|Melody Thornton

2009

30

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I was talking to a girl about what she does when she runs out of toilet paper. She said she’s used socks and old weekly newspapers, but hated the ink and that her favorite was when she used coffee filters….

I was disgusted.

Here are my links…

I Don’t Know Who the Dog in this Relationship Is…
GO

Hayden Panettiere’s Hottest Pictures….
GO

They Aren’t Sluts, They Are Just Friendly….
GO

BILLY MAYS IS DEAD!
GO

It’s a Website Story
GO

That’s How You Park a Car
GO

Jodie Marsh’s Breasts Charm Snakes
GO

Here Comes the Brown
GO

Ever Wanted to Fly?
GO

6 Products that Billy Mays Could Have Sold
GO

Transformers 2: Revenge of the Binks
GO

News of th World Really Wants to Capatilize Off This Whole Michael Jackson Thing
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Leighton Meester and Blake Lively Are Back Licking Ice Cream Cones
GO

Michawl Jackson’s Preliminary Autopsy Report Leaked
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

Lindsay Lohan Panty Upskirt
GO

Marion Cotillard Has the Best Mullet Ever
GO

Vanessa Minnillo and Topher Grace Are Most Probably Making Sex
GO

More Mischa Barton Meth Face
GO

Being Karl Lagerfeld – The Camel Toe Edition
GO

Bruno on the Tonight Show
GO

Lizzie is Amazing
GO

Girks Got Balls
GO

Golfing with a Big Stick
GO

Horny Girls Got Naked in the Party
GO

I’d Let Ginger Suck My Blood, Would You?
GO

Larry the Lawyer Knows How to Party
GO

Baby Swing Those Hips
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Courtney Love is Downright Scary
GO

Emma Griffiths Hard Nipples
GO

Babe Fingering Her Ass
GO

Eve is All That
GO

Cassie & Her Half-Shaved Head @ 2009 BET Awards
GO

Aria Giovanni Lingerie Montage
GO

Homemade Mario Kart is Amazing
GO

Once Upon a Time, Tom Cruise Was Awesome
GO

she Farted and Created the World!!
GO

Lo and Behold, It’s a Vaginal Vending Machine
GO

Ahnold Hates the Ozone Apparently
GO

WTF Were They Thinking- Tattoos
GO

Jailbait Make Out
GO

Bikini Ass of The Day
GO

Vega Brings Out the Whores in Bikinis…
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

29

Jun

Ciara and Her See Through Shirt of the Day

It was the BET awards and I’m not white or suburban enough for that shit, but I am hood enough to fall in love with every black chick I meet, whether it’s being featured in local hip hop video cameos or hitting up the hip hop club, I’m there, mouth dropped, lookin’ in amazement at the kind of asses this girls are made with, so amazed that sometimes I forget they have tits, until one of them comes a long in a see-thru shirt to remind me.

Posted in:Ciara|See Thru|Shirt

2009

29

Jun

Sophie Monk is the Kind of Sloppy Bitch I’m Down With of the Day

I remember asking someone who was a few degrees of separation from Sophie Monk if she could let her know I want her to sit on my fuckin face and finger my asshole until I fall asleep, but she told me not to bother giving her any attention because she’s fuckin’ useless, crazy and getting fat.

I think it had more to do with the girl who was a few degrees of separation from Sophie Monk, didn’t want to admit she was talking to some dude from a website because it’s a desperate look, but not as desperate as me trying to get some girl who works for this bitch to tell her I want her to fart in my mouth just so I can taste what that mom ass is bakin’.

Maybe I’m won over cuz I never had a mom, maybe cuz I find something about her hot, maybe it’s cuz she’s accessible, but whatever it is, no matter how fat she gets, I’ll always be willing to hit up an all you can eat buffet with her, as long as it ends in me waking up with the Paris Hilton strain of herpes she has from her fiance fuckin’ around on her….

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Sloppy|Sophie Monk

2009

29

Jun

Isabel Lucas in the Water of the day

I refuse to go see Transformers partially because I don’t give a fuck about those kinds of movies and haven’t seen the first one, but also because I don’t like the public humiliation of sitting in that theater amongst a whole lot of loser virgin dudes, because I like being around vagina. That’s why I’m into going to those Highschool Musical, Bring It On, Miley Cyrus jams, because that’s where you get looked at like a sex offender by all the 14 year olds and their parents, and if you’re lucky, they don’t notice you jerkin off.

That said, this Isabel Lucas whore blew me the fuck away, she looks good, and is a solid strategy to seduce the loser virgins into buying the DVD and hitting the theaters again, over and over, until they realize that no matter how many times they see the shit, bitch isn’t gonna jump out of the screen and go home with them. Word.

Posted in:Isabel Lucas|Water

2009

29

Jun

Gisele and Her Possible Pregnant Ass out in Shorts of the Day

They are reporting that Gisele is pregnant, I guess that means we can all expect her on Oprah for being the first official pregnant man, not just some fake ass bootleg transexual frontin’ like it didn’t still has a pussy and just dresses like a dude like the last one.

Yes, talking about Gisele being a man is played out, but according to Tom Brady, so is his asshole from getting fucked up the ass every fuckin’ night by her. It is the football way….

You’d have to be into anal sex with men to rock these shorts, just yesterday I saw some gay dude who was getting down with gay pride walking around in a leather pair of booty shorts and nothing else….you would have liked it…homo

Posted in:Gisele|Shorts

2009

29

Jun

Janice Dickinson Hard Nipple of the Day

I like Janice Dickinson cuz she looks all kinds of crazy, and all kinds of crazy leads to insanity in the bedroom, like the kind of woman who pretty much takes charge of you in the and leaves you broken hearted, limping and humiliated, while she sits there sippin’ her cocktail and smoking her cigarette. Like the girl who will fist a dude while spitting in his face and calling him a worthless piece of shit faggot, before jumpin on his dick, pretty much hitting him like a fuckin’ school bus, unsure of what the fuck happened and I am not sure if that makes sense, but it does to me and it’s amazing.

Here are her hard nipples.

Posted in:Hard Nipple|Janice Dickinson