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2009

29

Jun

The Dude from Everyone Loves Raymond and Some Chick in a Bikini of the Day

Here is further evidence that girls are gold diggers, because I have seen that Everyone Loves Raymond show and shit made me want to kill myself, and not in a good way, like I want to do the world a favor and end my existance, but in a horribly savage way that involves heavy pain, and slow death, because the world is a horrible fucking place that produces this kind of garbage, but for some reason he’s managed to get Pussy….and I bet it has a whole lot to do with his bank account and not so much his work on that show….and if I find out that women would watch him in action and touch themselves…I may take myself up on that whole painful suicide plan, but for now it’s up in the fuckin’ air…

Posted in:Bikini|Brad Garrett

2009

29

Jun

Ashley Green and Her Bikini Top of the Day

There’s something nice about girls who wear bikini tops instead of bras, it’s like they are prepared for something that none of us are in on, whether it be a flash flood, or maybe an emergency situation that involves saving a drowning kid from a public pool, or a dying pigeon in a fountain, or why ever the fuck else you’d wear a bikini to get your nails done and I’m not complaining, because I like bikinis, just not on me, they make me look fat, but so does pretty much everything else, including leaving the house.

I have no idea who Ashley Green is but you can google the shit as well as I can, probably even better, since my computer has aids, so it will give you something to do. You’re welcome.

Posted in:Ashley Green|Bikini

2009

29

Jun

Lady Gaga’s Still Trying to Distract Us With Stupidities of the Day

If I had known that I would have been in a club with Lady Gaga last week, I probably would have played things out a little different, and instead of grabbing her ass around her secuirty guard’s back, and demanding a drink, only for her cunt fuck face to give me a dirty look, like she’s not a ugly piece of shit girl I would normally piss on if she hadn’t tricked the world and got herself famous, and I would have suicide bombed her fuckin’ pussy.

When I see her, I feel angry, and when I see her pulling stunts like this with her stupid hair piece to hide her accidented face and I just want her dead.

Posted in:Disgusting|Joke|Lady Gaga|Stupidities

2009

29

Jun

Coleen Rooney is Still Pregnant in her Bikini of the Day

I know part of you wants to knock up the first bitch who comes your way so that she can never fuckin’ leave you and you won’t have to be alone anymore, but seriously, after lookin’ at these Coleen Rooney pics, you’ll realize that it’s a bad fuckin’ idea, but then again, any girl you land will probably already look like she’s pregnant, because you can only attract the lonely fat ones, who don’t need your contribution, I mean other than for the whole pregnancy to force you to stay with them for the rest of their fat bitch life as to not feel alone, and I guess that makes you motherfuckers soul mates….

Posted in:Bikini|Coleen Rooney|Pregnant

2009

29

Jun

Lindsay Lohan in Her Bikini For Her Birthday of the Day

Lohan’s birthday party wasn’t hosted by me, like it probably should have been, I mean if she wanted shit to be a little less cheesy and a lot more homeless, but I guess when you do it in Vegas, cheesy is totally what you’re into, and when you’re Lohan, so is drugs and other girl’s vaginas, I mean not that I know that for a fact, because she’s playing to cool to answer my fuckin’ emails that I’ve been sending her the last 2 weeks and shit is breaking my fuckin’ heart, but not as much as seeing her in this bikini that looks like it can’t give me a boner, even if i was railing lines of Viagra all fuckin’ day….maybe it’s got somehting to the swollen vagina in her bikini bottoms that looks like it is throbbing, pulsating, convulsing, and ready to attack, suffocate and murder a motherfucker that it crosses paths with….

Here she is a little covered up….

Posted in:Bikini|Birthday|Lindsay Lohan|Uncategorized

2009

29

Jun

Ashley Tisdale Trying to Be Hot but is Still Ugly of the Day

So Ashley Tisdale was out performing and trying to be as hot as she can, but unfortunately for her, hot is impossible, unless she’s in the fuckin’ sauna, or on a tropical resort, or being caught in a house fire when a crazed fan torches her shit cuz she won’t answer their fan mail, because no matter how much surgery she gets, she’s still ugly, and here she is performing cuz I know you wish you were the mic, or at least your penis was, because all mouth is good mouth, at least that’s what you tell yourself when you hook up with gay dudes, since they’re always down to suck dick and girls you know aren’t so much, because you’re too scared to talk to them….

Either way, pics.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Performing|Sexy

2009

29

Jun

Funny Murder of the Day

A 6 year old was shot by his grandfather because he dropped a watermelon. I know what you are thinking, and they weren’t black and I am offended that your racist ass would think that they were based on the motive, it’s 2009 people, let’s get a little progressive and stop holding onto stereotypes of the past, like the whole watermelon shit, because apparently, poor white trash take their watermelon pretty fuckin’ serious.

Speaking of watermelon’s here’s a video of some busty girl who thinks getting arrested is amazing, for those of you don’t think 6 year olds dying over melon is funny.

Posted in:Murder

2009

29

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Does the Michael Jackson in Her Bikini Bottoms of the Day

I haven’t been on the computer all weekend, because it is summber and I prefer spending my time lookin at real girls in bikinis, or at least in short skirts and skimpy clothes, so I didn’t bother posting these Lohan in her bikini bottoms doin’ the Michael Jackson in Vegas celebrating her birthday, but that’s mainly because of severe sadness that I wasn’t invited to her party, like this was elementary school, and I was the weird fat kid no one likes, which I guess is a common theme in my life.

I am so fuckin’ tired of this MJ shit, like dude hasn’t had so much air play, since he fingered a 10 year old in his Hot Air Baloon, but this lesbian pussy grab picture is alright, because like all lesbians, I appreciate a good pussy grab, finger, lick, or pretty much anything vagina related, but unlike all lesbians I am not so down with construction boots, talking about women’s rights in a man’s world, huggin’ trees while eating organic trail mix, before shaving their heads, and rollin’ their flannel shirts up to rip off every penis that comes their way, because they are still bitter they got raped/molested or ignored when they were lesbian….

Here are the picssss….or the pic….but that’s not as exiting without all the “s’s”

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Michael Jackson|Panties

2009

27

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

< Turns out people are still fuckin' emotional about this whole MJ bullshit, this is going to be the last time I mention the shit, because the jokes are played out, but last night some dude who knows me and who follows me on twitter tried to rough me up for making the jokes I do about his death, like MJ was his fuckin' lover when he was 12 or some bullshit.


SO FOLLOW ME ON FUCKING TWITTER YOU USELESS FUCKING PIECES OF COCKSUCKING SHIT IT PISSES PEOPLE OFF
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Here are the rest of the stepLINKS

Domestic Abuse….With a Cheeto?!
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Live Sex for the Weekend
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Kayek of the High Dive! – Video
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Don’t Worry, The Sex is In the Mail
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Liz Hurley Cleavage Insanity
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Graffitti Time Lapse
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Yres, I’d Still Bang the Olsens
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Balls Hitting People In The Face: A Gallery
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Crazy Queer + Magic Tranny + Movies= Probably Amazing!
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Striptease of the Day
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Flava Flav is Amazing and I Love Him
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Michael Jackson May Have Overdosed
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Jackie Kennedy May Quite Possibly Have Had an Affair With Marlon Brando
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How About a Kate Moss Panty Upskirt
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Megan Fox Looks Full Bangable As Always
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Bar Rafaeli Seriously Looks Best When Dressed Down
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Out Of Respect, LaToya Jackson’s Scene Has Been Pulled From Bruno Movie
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Michael May Be Dead but BUBBLES is Alive and Kickin’
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Kate Gosselin Bikini Ass
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Japanese Bra Commercial
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Charmaine Star is Sexy
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Charlie and the Angels Say Good Bye
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Drunk Bitch Takes a Spill
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Hot Teen Group Sex
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Nikki Jackson Will Make You Fall in Love
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Open road go karting in a DIY go kart
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Wanna Barf?
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I Wanna Bang Osla Fisher So Bad It Hurts My Penis
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Natasha Mealey Lingerie
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Blonde Babe Strips Down
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Isabel Lucas is Your Friday Fantasy
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This Explains Everything
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Drunken Party Slut Boob Circles
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Sandy Summers is a Biker Chick
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I Think Blake Lively is a Lesbian to Be Honest
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Girl on Girl Knew to The Face
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Jizz in my Pants
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Michael Jackson’s Doctor is on the Run
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Totally Nude Aerobics
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Magic Card Panty Fantasy For the Virgins
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Some Big Fuckin’ Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

26

Jun

Katie Price and Her Big Tits of the Day

Katie Price brought out her fake tits the other night because she hasn’t really got much of a choice and they pretty much follow her wherever she goes, kinda like when I bring out my disgustingly fat everything, my little penis and my herpes. I’ve written about her so fuckin’ much the last few days and I am bored of her….

Posted in:Implants|Katie Price