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2009

29

May

2 Live Crew Sluts at the Miami Exxxotica Show of the Day

2 Live Crew are still around. I have seen them a few times recently and it’s not as memorable as the first time I heard their album, back when they were considered the dirtiest thing in music, you know getting blacklisted for sexual content and all that shit, but watching their reunion tour is fuckin’ weak and a desperate attempt to make money and relive the glory days, not to mention they get the ugliest bitches on stage with them to shake their asses. The last time I saw them they had a fat chick who looked like she probably toured with them in ’89 and that they kept around because she offered to do it for free.

In this video, the bitches aren’t all fat, but they are all disgusting because it’s a performance from the Miami porn conference that happened at the beginning of the month and it seems like some of the whores who were there “working” got excited and had run to dance on stage becuase they all love attention of people lookin’ at them shake their asses, get their asses fucked, or really anything sexual.

Here’s the video of a pretty hysterical performance.

Posted in:2 Live Crew|Miami

2009

29

May

Katie Price Does a Fashion Show of the Day

Katie Price is out whoring something. Whether it’s a new product line, her tits, her vagina, herself, it really doesn’t matter, because whatever it is, it works and she makes more money than me, looks better in a bikini than me and is in the process of getting a divorce from the poofter she married, because I guess life with a homosexual is fun when it comes down to shopping, getting their hair did and talking about boys, but not when it comes to getting your gaping whore pussy eaten out.

Posted in:Bikini|Jordan|Katie Price

2009

29

May

Shauna Sand in Some More Bikini Pics of the Day

I am pretty sure I see Shauna Sand’s asshole in that picture but I am not sure. If it is her asshole we should get excited because assholes are amazing and asshole slips are pretty fuckin’ rare since you have to be on all fours and in a thong to make that shit happen…

Either way she’s keepin’ it real with her plastic shoes and a male prostitute who not only eats her crusty cunt, but also carries purses and gives massages. Enjoy.

Posted in:Bikini|Shuana Sand

2009

29

May

stepMUSIC Minute Featuring Travis Barker of the Day

I am fucking hungover and falling asleep on the computer. My life is shittier than it’s been for a while and I feel like I’ve survived a fuckin’ plane crash but not in a good way, in a painful, burnt mess way. So I figured it’d only be fitting to give you a Travis Barker remix of Eminem’s 3 am to get all you suburban white people excited. It’s like Blink 182 and Emimem at the same fuckin’ time, this is a 1999 wet dream…..

Posted in:stepMUSIC

2009

29

May

Ronnie Wood’s Girlfriend Almost has an Upskirt of the Day

Here’s a really shitty post.

Posted in:Mailorder|Ronnie Wood|Upskirt

2009

29

May

Playboy is Desperate for Money of the Day


I guess Playboy is struggling and in efforts to keep their advertisers coming back – they decided to get two of their hookers to eat a Quiznos sub erotically in their lingerie. I guess they are hoping the power of media will make people who watch it, get hungry and run out to the closest Quiznos to re-enact this performance on their desk at work, until the boss has to fire them, because men in women’s lingerie, sucking off a sandwich is inappropriate office behavior.

The whole thing is shameless, obvious and I am posting it because some of you like to jerk off to women and food, when I try to avoid that shit, because food is what killed my wife or at least her sex appeal.

Posted in:Desperate|Playboy

2009

29

May

Lisa Rinna Demonstrates How She Launched her Career of the Day

Lisa Rinna is on a book tour to promote her new book called “Use My Face Lips Like They Were My Vagina Lips” and it’s about how she got and maintained a career in Hollywood.

Here she is reading a chapter on technique that has proven to really work for her and can’t help but acting it out for the 3 perverts who happened to already be in the store when she got up to speak.

Posted in:Blowjob|Lisa Rinna|Tits

2009

29

May

Amy Winehouse Rocks the Interracial Relationship in a Bra of the Day

The problem with this Amy Winehouse relationship with a black man is that you can’t tell if motherfucker is gold diggin’, you know trying to live the Good Life like he was Kanye West, by riding off this bitch’s success, or whether he’s just getting up in that because she’s white, you know because black dudes will fuck the most disgusting white girl. Not that Amy Winehouse is really pure white, I hear she’s rotting from the inside and has a black pussy that matches her soulful black voice. I actually did hear that, but definitely assume that and it’s all part of the reason why I masturbate to her pictures….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Beach|Bra|IRC

2009

29

May

Beth Ditto Flashes Her Disgusting Body of the Day

The beauty of fat chicks is that their is no beauty of fat chicks. They are pigs and no matter how hard they try to cover shit up, they still have to struggle when getting off the couch, or out of cars, or trying to put on socks in the morning after you reached a new low and brought one of them home with you one night to fuck.

They are slobs and they are messes and you know their pussy stinks no matter how hard they try to wash, not only is it too hard to reach their shit to clean it but the warm swampy climate in their pants just always wins….

Posted in:Beth Ditto|Fat

2009

29

May

Kayden Kross Will Marry Me of the Day

I am gonna keep this short and sweet. Kayden Kross is not only a pornstar, but also an amazing girl. Possibly my dream girl. I hit her up and said I’d make her win this contest if she would marry me. She agreed.

So all I need is 10,000 people to vote for her, yesterday’s attempt was miserable at beast and I’m starting to think you don’t like me.

I slave for you all day and it really is the least you can do for all the shitty work I do for you.

This is my future we’re talking about. I just need you to get off your lazy, apathetic kick, click the link and vote for Kayden Kross.

Notice in the pictures she took for me that she’s standing next to the Laundry machines and a vacuum cleaner. Shit’s on. She’s ready to take care of me.

All I need is to have her win. So Please Vote….


Seriously, Please, Vote for Kayden Kross It Will Take You a Minute and Make Me a Better Person and By Better Person I Mean I’ll Finally Get to Have Sex with a Pornstar With My Miserable Dick.
GO

Posted in:Kayden Kross|Wedding