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2009

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I am thinking about hitchiking to LA with my pug to work as a bus boy in West Hollywood at a gay bar, in efforts to suck my dick to the top of the entertainment industry. Unfortunately, I am past my prime and probably give a shitty blowjob, not to mention I figure that strategy only really works for chicks and all it gets dudes is AIDS from some asshole who is there pretending to be a producer. Thanks motherfucker.

Here are my stepLINKS.

Britney Spears ASs Cheek Throwback
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Madonna May Just Beat The Shit Out of Kate Hudson
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Here’s a Fuckload of Pics From the MTV Music AWards
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Brad Pitt is Funny…..
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Picard Wouldn’t Have Stood For This
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Quiznos Sure Knows How to Sell a Sandwich
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HOE OR HOUSEWIFE? HEIDI MONTAG
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Crazy Queer/Magic Tranny
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Because I Love College Is The Gayest Song of This Year
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Why Hello Miranda Kerr’s Pretty Much Naked Body
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5 People You Meet on a Highschool Football Team
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Who’s The Sinner Now?! Modern Day Jesus
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And More Amazingness From Bruno
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Striptease of the Day – 2 for 1 Young Hotties
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It’s a Go – Octocrazy is Set to Exploit Her Kids on a TV Station Near You
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I Can’t Remember If I Linked This Already
But Who Wouldn’t Want a Second Glimpse At Vida Guerra’s Ass Anyway?
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Drew Barrymore Needs to Make Her Fucking Mind Up Jesus
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Liley Cyrus Has Megan Fox Lesbian Sex Fantasies
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Eliza Dushku Gallery
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The Last Living Survivor Of The Titanic Has Passed Away
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When Strippers Fail
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Destoyed in 7 Seconds – Fight Video
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Rita is Pretty Much Perfect
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Leah and the Fucking Machine
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The Rapping Flight Attendant is Back!
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Lela Star is Bent Over
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Emmanuelle Chriqui is Always a Nice Getaway
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Gemma Arterton – James Bond Actress Gallery
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Julie Takes a Shower
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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Have Been in the Jungle 2 Days and Are Already Crying About It
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Bar Refaeli: Esquire Magazine, July 2009
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When Girls Go Tantric
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Luba Makes Good Use of Some Old VHS Tapes
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Susan Boyle is Locked Up in the Crazy House
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The Fresh Prince of Nintendo
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Hey, Do Me a Favor and Hold This
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…And Now Im Fucking Fallin’ Apart….
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Meet Heather Vandeven
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Red Head in the Shower
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Hey Asshole, Ever Heard of a CONDOM?!
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Send This To Your Friends Right Now…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

01

Jun

Mel B’s Body is Fuckin Ripped of the Day

I was never one for female body builders. The only real experience I’ve had with them was a weird few months where I’d jerk off to videos of the shit. Then there was my little league baseball coach who tried seducing me with his mustache when explaining what steroids does to a clit when I was 12. I guess there was also a group of strippers the local strip club hired who would do sit-ups and push-ups and chin-ups with their fake tits and big strong pussy exposed and I didn’t really dig it.

The only good thing about these kinds of muscular bitches is that they have these insane sex drives, probably from the high testosterone from the muscles, the only problem with them is that going down on a bitch while staring at her abs pulsating, or cumming all over a rock hard muscular ass while her pussy down bicep curls, is enough to make a motherfucker feel gay.

So Mel B and this 6-pack is fuckin’ nuts and not for me, but I figure maybe you’ll dig it and I’m here to help….

Here she is lookin’ less jacked….in some promo pics…

Posted in:Bodybuilder|Mel B

2009

01

Jun

Beyonce Rides Bikes of the Day

I don’t know what kind of publicity stunt this is, but Beyonce took a break from eating and sitting on her fucking ass all day throwing darts at pictures of Rihanna and Jennifer Hudson for stealing the glory she truly feels belongs to her, but I heard a report on the radio that she works out with a picture of an Oscar taped to her treadmill, based on her previous acting performances, she may want to try hanging a chicken wing on a string out of reach, cuz i hear that shit makes this whore run.

It’s kind of the same strategy I use to get my wife to suck my dick. I just hit up KFC on 2 dollar tuesday and lube up with the chicken grease, bitch can’t resist the smell and licks off every last drop, shit is gross, but affordable. True Story.

Posted in:Beyonce|Biking

2009

01

Jun

Guy Ritchie’s New Pussy of the Day

I’d say Guy Ritchie got himself a nice new upgrade pussy, but he was married to Madonna and a pile of fucking dock shit that kinda resembles a vagina would be a fuckin’ upgrade to Madonna’s pussy. This dude cashed the fuck out nicely and can now use that money like it was free money, you know like Anna Nicole Smith money, to live a nice life with various decent lookin’ younger girls who like money and all the nice things money can buy.

Posted in:Guy Ritchie|New Pussy

2009

01

Jun

Paris Hilton in a White Bathing Suit Promoting Garbage of the Day

I hate Paris Hilton and I am tired of her fucking lies. She was on The View today talking about how she is doing another season of her new BFF because the last one just wanted fame, you know because she was doing a friend search in the form of a reality show, luring people who want to be on TV. Basically to justify why season two is coming, despite being the same fucking garbage it was the first time around, and I don’t know why people care or why she has a career.

Other highlights of the interview were that she already knows what she is naming her kids, she has never been happier in her life, except for last year when she read the same script about the Good Charlotte dude, she may get married and she’s refined her speaking to not sound like a 15 year old faggot with a dick in his mouth.

The whole thing was offensive, but I guess that’s just what Paris does, and here she is in a bathing suit promoting some hair product bullshit.

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Paris Hilton|Slut

2009

01

Jun

Kelly Brook Hangs With Riley Steele of the Day

Pornstar Riley Steele is in some mainstream movie called Piranha 3-D with Kelly Brooke, which proves, yet again, that fucking on camera, is not a career killer, despite what every girl I try seducing into sending me sexy videos thinks.

Riley’s probably one of the better looking girls in porn and I heard somewhere that she was recruited into porn by Jesse Jane when in line at some in store signing Riley went to with a boyfriend.

Jesse Jane stole her away from her normal life and brought her into a life of porn, like anyone who is lookin’ out for your best interests would, leaving her homeboy in the fuckin’ dust, forcing him to jerk off to her on video but giving him the bragging rights that he once dated this cunt before she was getting paid to fuck, that lead to her getting paid to be in Mainstream, you know before she was rich and famous.

Here she is hanging with Kelly Brook….lookin like the cheesy porn chick that she is…

Posted in:Kelly Brook|Riley Steele

2009

01

Jun

Megan Fox in GQ Lookin Good of the Day

Last night during a sexual fantasy I was having in my sleep I had a vision of Megan Fox and Lindsay Lohan having sex. I figure it could have been the wet spot on my mattress from my dog pissing in the bed that triggered it, or the fact that I saw Megan Fox at the MTV Awards and figured she needed to wear a vagina as a Swine Flu Mask, and figured why not make it Lohan’s. She’s been out of work and ready to take the fuck over and this kind of union would sell millions in DVDs. So let’s hope Megan Fox embraces that bi-sexuality she claims to have and makes this kind of magic happen.

In the meantime, here she is in some GQ pictures lookin good.

Here she is doing the Angelina Jolie at the MTV Movie Award Bullshit….

Posted in:GQ|Megan Fox

2009

01

Jun

John and Kate Plus 8 in a Bikini of the Day

You gotta respect these two. They have managed to do what we’ve all thought about and that’s create their own little army of motherfuckers to take on work and provide for the motherfuckin’ family. You know your own little creation that you can exploit the fuck out of and make millions of fucking dollars off of and now they are releasing scandals, affairs and cheating on a the power hungry, controling cunt, who started out as a lesbian before taking on this money making scheme that has worked.

Here is her boxy body in a bikini, something that may not look ideal, but she’s had 8 fucking kids inside her and her lebian haircut is enough to get all the bull dykes excited enough to get a mouthful of her mom pussy because there’s a lot to go the fuck around….

Posted in:Bikini|John and Kate

2009

01

Jun

A Date With Pam Anderson’s Haggard Face of the Day

The problem with Plastic Surgery is that it doesn’t age well. It’s like the people who get the shit to try to make themselves look better, get kicked in the fuckin ass a few years down the road, when their faces start contorting in weird ways, forcing them to get more plastic surgery, eventually ending up lookin’ like a blow-up doll you found in the garbage and decided to patch up and bring home with you because your whore wife doesn’t fuck you.

The problem with having a crush on a celebrity in the 90s, is that 15 years down the road when you happen to be lucky enough to finally meet her, you decide to ask her on a date to live out that late Baywatch fantasy, forgetting that in those 15 years, many cock have run through her pink garage door in her red bathing suit, and now she’s a leathery freaky lookin’ piece of shit.

Here are the pics of her on a date.

Posted in:cleavage|Date|Pamela Anderson

2009

01

Jun

His Name is Gareth Southgate and this is His Vagina of the Day

This is some big shot Football Manager I’ve never heard of and the vagina he fucks and who he may possibly be married to in a bikini. His name is Gareth Southgate and I’ve never heard of him because people who kick a ball around like a bunch of pansies who can’t throw punches to get what they fuckin want and it all seems like a serious waste of fucking time, not that I do anything better, but running back and forth seems a lot like a hamster in a fucking wheel…and the only real question I have is why this guy didn’t use his money to bring a nicer lookin’ body to Barbados, leaving this one at home to take care of the kids, where she belongs.

Posted in:Bikini|Football|Gareth Southgate|Soccer|wife