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Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day

Christina Aguilera Whorin’ Old Lady of the Day

Christina Milian Posing with Produce of the Day

Aurelie Dupont is the Instagram Of The Day

Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

2009

Mar

Kendra Wilkinson and Her Pink Blanket of the Day

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No, I’m not talking about her vagina. That shit is weathered like your grandpa’s old catcher mitt, you know rough and tough and slowly truning grey and brittle, eventually ending up nothing more than a pile of dust….I mean she had to use it as a tool to get to the fucking top and like anything that’s been used too fuckin’ much…it dies a slow death…

I guess that’s why she keep hugging that security blanket like she was a 5 year old who experienced her father kill her mother, or some shit like had an uncle sneak into their room at night when he was visiting from out of town, you know one of those broken up kids who you don’t like being friends with in school because they are way too intense and have imaginary friends and ask you to touch their sex organs because their uncle showed them and they want to share with you.

You know, since all girls in the sex trade have daddy issues and a blanky won’t run off on your family, or hit you, or touch you wrong, or touch your sister and not you leading you to think you’re in adequate, throwing you into a life of looking for acceptance…

Here she is at the airport and why the fuck is her fiance wearing a fucking Obey shirt, is he a fucking hip hip/grafitti artist into streetwear who just happens to have the gayest fucking sandals on, or was it a gift from someone. I guess who really cares…

Posted in:Kendra Wilkinson|Pink Blanket

2009

Mar

Angela Lindvall is Naked in Purple Revisited of the Day

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I have been emailed hundreds of times (once) by random fucking people (person) about these pictures of Angela Lindvall naked in some fashion magazine.

Since I’m pretty up to date on chicks getting naked I knew that these were fuckin’ old and that I had already Posted Them , a year ago, when they actually fucking hit.

But since you were so fucking eager to annoy me with your requests I’ve gone to the fucking trouble to show you that it’s time to get the fuck out of past and start living your life like you were Rihanna.

Here’s another post about Supermodels With Bush from the archives….

Posted in:Angela Lindvall|Naked|Purple

2009

Mar

Russell Brand and His Asian Whore of the Day

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All women like famous dick, so when I reached out to Russell Brand to ask him to comment on how much this asian girl who looks like she’d give a solid massage that ends with her tongue in your ass costs and he didn’t bother answering.

I knew it was because she was free. Girls have this trigger that goes off in their vaginas that if a guy is on TV, Movies, Stage, he is more important than the guy who isn’t, so they groupie themselves up and end up back at their hotel room, only to be violated from every which way, maybe thinking that it is validating to have famous cock, like it means they got through and were good enough amongst all the other chicks, or maybe it’s because they dream of a better life with the famous cock, you know designer fucking bags and shit. What they don’t realize is that the famous cock is only lookin for a good time, and has slutty girls all over the world willing to jump on their dicks. They know that girls are sluts, never respect them, never commit to them, never really do anything for them, other than the occassional text message or myspace message or facebook message to keep the fuckin’ door open because they’ve already got the girl to whore out for them once, might as well make it a routine, since the only reason the girl is with them is for their status/money, why not use them back the next time they roll into town.

These famous cocks are living the life in some people’s eyes, you know different pussy every fucking night, but it all seems like way too much fuckin’ work to me even if it comes easy…

Nice panties Russell and I bet this is a pretty shitty way for the dude who’s dating this girl in yellow to find out why she wasn’t answering his calls last night….sucker.

Posted in:Asian|Russell Brand|Whore

2009

Mar

Terry Richardson Does Gossip Girl for Rolling Stone of the Day

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There was a time when I found Terry Richardson almost inspiring. He was leading the way in sleazy documentary photography where dude would go out with his point and shoot camera and hang with girls and get them naked and doing sleazy fucking shit. I always wanted to do that but never found the drug addicted, hipster sluts to do it, because I don’t have street cred.

Sure, I didn’t think it was all that fucking innovative, I mean everyone tries to get dirty fucking pictures, at least I always have, but the rest of the world took a liking to him and he went from the pages of Vice Magazine and jumped into the high fashion world, and dude’s still doing it while keeping the shit sleazy enough, even if it’s toned down from pictures of Gavin stompin’ out his dick like it was a dirty cigarette.

I know you don’t care about any of that, or that Dov from American Apparel bit his style, but this is what he came up with, and shit’s pretty alright, I am still a fan of his work, even if the Gossip Girl sluts in the pictures are really nothin’ special and don’t deserve to be on TV.

Here’s some access hollywood behind the scene shit….

Posted in:Rolling Stone|Terry Richardson

2009

Mar

Homeless Man Dance Makes it into some Megan Fox Pictures….of the Day

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When I first met Homless Man Dance, I knew he was going to make it to the fucking top. Sure he was OCD, maybe even schizo, was talking about being a greaser, all while stinking of piss. He would wipe the Starbucks table 50 times before sitting down, and muttering to himself, but it was just a matter of fuckin’ time.

So you can imagine how happy I was to see him sneaking into pictures with Megan Fox, lettin’ us know he’s still around and taking the fuck over…

To celebrate this inspirational man, Here’s the original homeless man dance in video that was shot before he made his way to LA to take the fuckover…because I am the one who broke his fuckin’ story and didn’t pay him the 5 dollars we promised him and need him to know we still care….

And….Here are some pictures of Megan Fox being the whore that she is….

Posted in:Homeless|Megan Fox|Tits

2009

Mar

Her Name is Patty Rodriguez and She’s a Cockblock of the Day

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Anyone who reads the site knows I have an ongoing joke where I sexually harrass Ryan Seacrest, mainly because of his boyish goodlooks, but also because the man is a fucking beast. On the radio, on TV, on gossip shows, in Simon’s mouth, he’s fucking everywhere, so I figure who better to have a celebrity crush on, even though I am not into penis.

I finally got in touch with one of his producers, Patty and she turned down a very serious request I had for Seacrest. The whole thing is devastating.

Hey Patty, I hear you’re Ryan Seacrest (GOD)’s producer.

I am…One of them, yes

Is it possible for you to get your hands on some of his dirty underwear, I feel like it’ll really save my soul. You know sneak into his house or dressing room and find me a pair that I will put over my face and breathe in deeply, as his magic enters my bloodstream…

Why do you call him God? I dont think “God” has dirty underwear, that will be impossible

I call him God because he is a fucking robot and gift to the fucking world…so is that a no?

that’s a no

what are you wearing right now…look down…can you describe you vagina in 10 words or less?

Cunt.

Posted in:Cockblock|Patty Rodriguez

2009

Mar

Belladonna’s Crib of the Day

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I am not that into porn, sure I like watching girls fuck and suck dick like any other guy, but I find anything produced to be boring, repetitive, hard to get into and impossible to get off to. Mabe I don’t have a solid attention span, maybe I am desensitized, who the fuck knows.

I do know who Belladonna is, she’s a fucking legend, she pushes the boundaries and someone that pretty much everyone I know was in love with at some point or another over the years. There’s something really sweet about her, she’s one of those mormon’s turned bad, very fuckin’ bad, if you’re familiar with any of her work.

The highlight of the video is when she shows you what 10 years of anal sex does to you. Something you’ll be able to relate to when you admit you’re gay.

Part 2

Part 3

Posted in:Belladonna|Cribs|Video

2009

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is St Patrick’s Day, and despite hating celebrations, festive people, holidays, or pretty much any group activity, because I am a miserable cynic, people are out getting drunk and crazy and I’m not, which is about to change now, because for once I don’t have to get drunk alone and that’s something to take advantage of, even if all the people you’re drinking with are ugly chicks and assholes wearing green acting like cunts.

Here are some links to keep you entertained….

Pretend to Fuck These Chicks Because Fantasy is almost real when you’re a lonely psycho…
GO

Guy Ritchie is Putting His Penis Somewhere Proper For a Change
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Hugh Jackman Was on a TV Show From Japan, And You Can Only Imagine What Happened
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Close Up Of Katy Perry’s Tits
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Danielle Lloyd and Her Polka Dot Tits
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Full Frontal Firing
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Obama’s Puppy is a Terrorist!!
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Facedown/Assup University
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Okay, This is the Weirdest Fucking Thing I Saw All Day
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Striptease of the Day
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How to Kill a Penis in Under 30 Seconds
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DJ AM’s Sense of Entitlement is Ridiculous
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Brooke Hogan Works The Pole
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Monica Cruz Panty Upskirt
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Six Angy Models…
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Eliza Dushku is My Tuesday Fantasy
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For Fuck Sakes Michael Jackson Wants to Get More Plastic surgery?
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Ahhhh, So Prince Harry IS a Homo
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Anna Faris Video Shoot for GQ
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There is No Fucking Way Carson Daly is Not on Drugs
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Suni Leone and Aria Giovanni Get It On
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Hey You Dirty Slut, There’s Something Hanging Out of Your Pussy
(No This Isn;t the Britney Video)
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Gun Shooting 101
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Sandi is All You Desire
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Lotion + Boobs
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How About Some Puma Suede?
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A Hand Bra is the Best Bra of All
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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A Hair Growth Experiment
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Diane Kruger Hotness
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Pink is a Topless Man
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Cathy Is To Die For
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Kulia Roberts is Looking Bangable Lately
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Aubrey O’Day Whoredom
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Ahhh To Be in the Russian Airforce
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FUCK THIS RETARD….
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Stephanie Strong is a Playboy Hottie
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Lieschen Botes is Definitely a Babe I Would Stick My Penis Into
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Tupac’s Mom Is Coming Out Swinging!
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Now That’s a Nice Gape!
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Hot Half Naked Girls
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….

I need 100,000 followers, my life depends on it, tell your friends. Save me.

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

Mar

Holly Madison and her Stripper Quickstep of the Day

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I assume this girl was a stripper, but not like the down on her luck professionally trained dancer who couldn’t get work throughout her 20s, crashed, got depressed and started doing drugs to make her feel better, eventually getting way too into debt and decided to start stripping to get out of her mess, only to choreograph these emotional trainwreck performances that are way too heavy for a fucking stripclub, you know with leg kicks, and on their knees hair pulling and tears and shit, because it makes them feel like they aren’t selling themselves out as whores, but that this is a fucking art. Well, I don’t get the same vibe from Holly Madison on DWTS, she lacks substance, and here she is doing a quickstep.

Posted in:Holly Madison|Quickstep

2009

Mar

Faye Dunaway is a Monster of the Day

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When I first saw these pictures of Faye Dunaway, I couldn’t place who the fuck she was, mainly because I was distracted by how much she looks like a fucking corpse, or burn victim, or that guy with a fake face , or I guess really anyone who tried fighting aging by getting experimental acid peels and too much plastic surgery that left her lookin like something out of a comic book, you know weird ears, tightly pulled face and massive nostrils.

Since you lost your virginity reading a comic book, I figured I’d put this up and give you something you can actually relate to, and by relate I mean cum.

Posted in:Faye Dunaway|Monster