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2009

21

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

The economic crisis has finally hit close to home, sure I am broker than shit and was happy to hear about the fall of the rich and powerful because I figured finally I’d have common ground with people who aren’t homeless, but it’s finally affected the site. Today I got notice that the one person advertising on the site is pulling their shit off because of “budget cuts”. I am trying to convince them not to go, because I pretty much need them to survive so if they do in fact leave, I will flame the fuck out of them as much as I can before the servers behind the site get turned off because they aren’t getting paid. I won’t give up easy, but I will give up.

If you or anyone you know do advertising sales or advertise online, it would be a good time to hit me up, because shit’s getting pretty fucking desperate. I may have to eat my wife’s flesh to survive, at least it will last about 10 years, she’s packing lots of meat.

The other news on the site is that I sold my soul to the paparazzi because I was tired of being threatened with law suits, knowing I didn’t have the right to host pics, so you’ll see an ad appear on the images, it’s a small price to pay for me to keep the site up, and I don’t think it’ll suck too hard for you, but if it does, let me know and I’ll go back to putting my ass on the line for your enjoyment you fucking asshole.

In the meantime, I will still be here as long as I can and here are my stepLINKS.

Help make me Survive Another Day while making yourself cum all over your belly….With Sluts Who Know Their Place in Life
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The Only Thing Brooke Hogan Has Going For Her is Those Fake Tits
And Even Those Don’t Help That Much
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Dolce and Gabbana Want Us to Think Scarlette Johansson is Marilyn Monroe
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Kate Hudson Sure Knows Her Best Angles
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The Hot Office Live Bikini Cam!!
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Shock Talk Horror Directors Do Comedy?
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Daft Punk Versus Adam Freeland Obama Tribute Video
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Bree Olsen is My Best Favorite Friend Who Gets Naked…And Makes herself Cum….
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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Stay at Home Dad Workout
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Looks Like Lohan’s Been Sniffing Some Kind of Drug….Told Ya So…Bitch is So Unstable She Contacts Me When She’s Fucked Up…Apologies in Advance for the Source.
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The Scariest Show on the Internet
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Some People Just Shouldn’t Be Hugged
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Striptease of the Day
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The Devil Wears….
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Sophie Howard Sex Confessions
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Reese Whitherspoon is Really Letting Middle Age Get the Best of Her
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An Autobiography of Britney Spears is Not an Autobiography I Want to Read or Even One She Wrote Because She is Retarded.
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Lily Allen is Another Ridiculous Outfit Which Is Probably a Cry
For Help Cause She Aborted the Only Child She May Ever Have
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Jennifer Lopez Needs Cut Out This Diva Shit Once and For All
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Jaime Pressly Gallery
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Fun With Latex Body Paint
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Make Momma Proud Darling!!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Construction Site Amusement Park
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Milli Jay is Wet and Wild
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A River Bank Beauty
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Mr. Motivator is Just Way Too Much
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Who’s Hungry?
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Who Knew Frisbees Would Be Fatal?
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Paris Hilton Hates Her New BFF. I Am SHOCKED
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Penis Painter Makes Art I Can Understand
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Amy Winehouse is Actually Not So Bad When Shes NOt Being a Disgusting Crack Head
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Sweaty Tennis Crotch
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Imogen Bailey is in Her Panties
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Yurizan at the Beach
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Kate Beckinsale Bikini Throwback
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Porn Industry Hotness
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Hack Your Snack Machine at Work
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Layla Louise Will Pick You Up
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The Cheif Justice Doesn’t Even Know the Constitution
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Brody Jenner Likes Pornstars
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Jealousy Makes People Eat People….
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Paris Hilton May Have ANother Sex Tape…Great.
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Hot Webcam Dance…
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS…

Some Random Porn and Dirtiness that Helped Make Photobucket a Huge Company
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Some Asian AMateur Lookin’ Porn….
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Sluts in Bikinis Getting Very Close To Each Other
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BONUS: Mariah Carey’s Best Tit Shots (PICS)

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Here’s Some Fake KKK Kids Reviewing the Inauguration…

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

20

Jan

Fran Drescher Can’t Stop Seducing Me of the Day

Fran Drescher has been seducing me since her days back on the Nanny, sure, I used to jerk off to that shit and I’m not ashamed. The fantasy of being a rich man who hires a street whore to take care of your annoying kids while servicing you whenever you give her the command is what a life of luxury is all about. Just the thought of her her laugh raped my ears and sounded like my muslim friends raping their family’s chicken’s egg hole gets me all worked up by thinking about the grunts and screeches she’d make if I were to ever rape her egg hole, there may be laughs but I’d be aiming for cries, if you know what I mean….which I hope you do, because I have no idea what I mean, this is just a filler post. Deal with it and look at her seducing poses and bra I wish was my mouth slip….

Posted in:Fran Drescher|Seduction

2009

20

Jan

Paul Walker and His Girlfriend Do Hawaii of the Day

I don’t really know much about Paul Walker other than every girl I have ever met has wanted to fuck him, I am talking every girl, even toothless inuit prostitutes have told me how they want me to fuck them fast and furious, but it turns out that he wasn’t nice enough to bring them with him to Hawaii, but instead brought this whore, who all you catty bitches can start hating for being skinnier than you, and rocking the dick every night that you want to rock, but if this guy’s like me, he’s probably already bored of her pussy and lookin’ out for someone good to cheat on her with, maybe one who’s hot ass doesn’t look like it lost a fencing match to stretch marks, and that should bring you hope on this historic day for America.

Posted in:Bikini|Girlfriend|Paul Walker

2009

20

Jan

Coleen Rooney is in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Coleen Rooney, I couldn’t quite place who she was, until I saw the shit stain birthmark on her ass and then I remembered, I have written about her before, I am not sure how I found inspiration by her sloppy body, but I figure it was that sloppy body that I wrote about. You know her husband may not be the cream of the fucking crop, you know, he may be a pasty fuck that if he didn’t play soccer/football no one would give a fuck about and not the looker that fans of his team finger bang themselves to, but he’s a fucking soccer player/ footballer and there’s no excuse for ending up with this sack of shit.

I guess she’s taken in this union as winning lottery ticket and is taking full advantage of never having to work again, Probably a far fucking cry from working as a waitress in a pub or whatever the fuck she did when she actually worked, because she’s always in her fucking bikini. Like when Her name was Coleen McLoughlin and she was in a Bikini and Some More Pictures of Coleen McLoughlin in a Bikini and even More Pictures of Coleen Rooney as Coleen McLoughlin in a Bikini and still more Coleen Rooney in her Bikini Before She Was Coleen Rooney all before marrying this sucker, only to go on her Honeymoon in a bikini…..

So I just found out they’ve been dating since they were 16, have known each other since they were 12, but that doesn’t mean she’s not an opportunist. I also found out she’s got a work out DVD, which involves her sitting around eating potatoes and drinking pints, cuz you don’t get sloppy from doing sit ups.

Posted in:Bikini|Coleen Rooney

2009

20

Jan

Paris Hilton on the Beach of the Day

Here is something that pretty much amazes me. Fila, an athletic company has hired Paris Hilton to be a spokesperson for the brand. She’s not a model, she doesn’t have model appeal, she’s just a slut who does nothing, especially when it comes to fitness. Is the company’s mission statement to spread STDs, laziness and being a disgusting human being? Is their slogan, “Exploit your family name, release a sex tape and ride the wave that causes”. Are they telling us to fuck working out or taking part in sports unless that sport is sucking dick, huffing coke and hosting celebrity events?

Is Fila telling me to drive drunk, convince little girls that being a vapid stupid piece of shit the disgraces humanity and makes a mockery of Hollywood, fame and celebrity is a reputable goal in life? Are they trying to move away from being an sportswear company and moving into prostitution apparel? I don’t fucking know or care, but I do know that FILA is from South Korea and Korea loves tall blonde American sluts, so maybe it’s just the CEO’s way of getting into Paris Hilton’s pants…which is really the only thing that makes sense.

Posted in:Beach|Bikini Top|Paris Hilton

2009

20

Jan

The Obama Anthem of the Day

So David Foster, Superstar songwriter, wrote a piece of fucking crap song for Obama that was performed by America’s very own Seal and Bono, along with actual Americans like Will.I.Am and some whores. It is the biggest piece of shit I have ever heard and if this shit inspires you or brings a tear to your eye, you are an emotional disaster and need to be taken out back and shot, or at least committed because you are unstable and too fucking sensitive to handle everyday life so you emotionally eat yourself to death and cry every chance you get and it’s embarrassing….I am talking to you Oprah.

Posted in:Anthem|Obama

2009

20

Jan

Bridget Marquardt Does Australia in a Bikini of the Day


Playboy/Hugh Hefner’s Bridget Marquardt has a new show that she’s filming called “Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches”. Here she is out in a gold bikini because she’s in Australia’s Gold Coast and I guess she thought it would only make sense to match. In her useless brain, this is her being clever.

The show sounds like a piece of shit played out concept. Sure, I never get bored of bitches in bikinis, but I’ve seen these sexiest beaches shows and DVDs over my lifetime and they are all the same and they are all lame as fuck, especially when they are hosted by stupid Playboy sluts who can’t formulate a fucking sentence and just sit there giggling like fools doing stupid stunts like Bridget is in these pics as she hangs with the local meter maids.

If you really want to cover sexy beaches, get the bitches in the sand suckin’ some dick, rocking some dildos, having an orgy, fucking, staging rape, anything but walking around in a fucking bikini. We are desensitized and every beach in the world is lined with girls in bikinis, you gotta take shit up a fucking notch, bring it to the next level, but I guess that’s asking too much, you know expecting her to be involved in anything of substance or revolutionary is a waste of energy because she’s just another fake bitch ripping off the Bunnies before her, by filling the Playboy mold and criteria and it’s all very fucking boring.

Posted in:Bikini|Bridget Marquardt

2009

20

Jan

Cindy Taylor Gets Seduced of the Day

I didn’t know who Cindy Taylor was before today, but it turns out she hosts Wild On. I didn’t know that show was still on the air. I figure there are only so many places in the world you can party in a bikini and that they’ve probably covered all of them by now, but I was wrong.

In this video, you will see a fan/crazy person who stands outside LA clubs to get autographs from celebs to sell on eBay, brought out a teddy bear and card to offer his condolences to her in regards to the death of her mother that happened this past weekend.

Sure, dying parents is some sad shit but that stalker/fan/crazy person who stands outside clubs for autographs hit the serious jackpot because he got her when she was vulnerable, played it right and came across as a sensitive considerate person, and that warmed her sad heart so if he plays things right,she will totally let him in her pussy, which is a big deal for a guy who stands outside clubs waiting for autographs, instead of being in clubs doing shots with the bitches he gets autographs of…ya know.

Posted in:Cindy Taylor|Hot

2009

20

Jan

Ronnie Wood and His Mail Order Teenage Hipster Bride of the Day

I just spent way too much time uploading all these pictures of Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood and some 18 year old lookin’ Russian girl that is being said to be his girlfriend.

I have no idea why I bothered, because they aren’t having sex and she’s not naked and masturbating, or even slippin’ up nipple, or flashing panty. I guess it has to do with how funny I find seeing a 60 year old dressed like a 20 year old hipster you’d find at your local record store, you know in his skinny jeans and fat sneakers and flannel shirt, I mean dude’s probably considered a musical legend and has every right to dress however the fuck he wants, but it still makes me laugh, because old people aren’t supposed to dress like 20 year old Poli Sci students, it’s like the time I met a dude with that Infantism fetish, where dude got all dressed up in diapers and bonnets and sat in a adult size playpen soiling himself, only to be cleaned up by his lover, before using his rattle on her cunt while breast feeding.

The other thing I find funny is his teenage Russian hipster girlfriend. Where would a rockstar meet some teenage Russian hipster girlfriend? A catalog, maybe a website, ebay or even craiglist? I mean shit just doesn’t make sense, because if I was a rockstar, I’d be slamming models, pornstars and hot chicks, I’d leave the dumpy assed immigrants in American Apparel for the dudes in local indy bands and DJs, because she’s just not hot, no matter how tight her body is compared to the other bitches in his old folk’s home. Bad joke. Sure. I’ll give you that much, but I won’t give you my freedom. I don’t know what that means.

Couples Who Smoke together, stay together, especially when one of you owns the other…

Here they are at dinner….

Here they are shopping at American Apparel, every 16 year old Russian hipster chick’s favorite store…What a nice guy….

Posted in:Craddle Robber|Ronnie Wood

2009

20

Jan

Marisa Miller and Her Nipple in a BIkini of the Day

If you’re wondering why I haven’t posted, which you’re not. It’s because I am at the Obama Inauguration and it’s hard to find an internet cafe. I was personally approached by his people to cover the event on this site because we are a reputable news source for a solid dozen people. In case you were wondering, I wasn’t at the Obama Inauguration, I was sleeping. I figure all Americans would be watching this shit so why bother trying to compete. Obama is the biggest thing since the real Jesus and I figure I’ll let him have his time. I am over this whole Obama fad. It bores me. It is repetitive. I get it he brings you all hope and following him is like a fucking cult, but the dude is pretty positive, he does bring hope to all you suffering motherfuckers, but I’d rather see the miracles he talks about that hear him talk about them. Sure he’s been president for a solid 15 minutes now, but this classy, respectful motherfucker who even hugged George Bush, who I feel bad for, dude got a pretty shitty deal the people booed him despite having voted for him, hypocrites, maybe they should be booing their motherfucking selves. Anyway, this Obama motherfucker best get to work. First job should be to arrest that poet that came up after him to clear the fuckin’ room.

Speaking of getting to work, here’s Marisa Miller doing the whole Victoria’s Secret photoshoot thing, gettin’ paid motherfuckers.

Here are some more Marisa Miller bikini pictures….because you like her….

Posted in:Bikini|Marisa Miller|Nipple