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2022

29

Jun

Larry David’s Slutty Daughter Strips Down of the Day

Pete Davidson fucked this..possibly in her ass….most likely in her ass ad that’s always fucking gross because Kanye says he’s got AIDS..

Cazzie David is some nepotism hire, rich kid personality, who is working on making a name for herself and her comedy, by stripping down like a common hooker, you know to be relateable with the general population tripping down like a common hooker to advance their careers enough to get knocked up by guys like Larry David….so it’s like she’s already there…or where the other whores of instagram want to be.

It’s a pretty weird tactic, but easy marketing and it is for a Fashion magazine, so not whoring at all, it’s rich girl fashions…it just feels like whoring…..because us simpleton’s don’t get it….but I don’t care the motivation, I’ll stare at any half naked bitch for whatever reason no matter what her socio-economic status since I know they are all equally desperate in their own ways. Plus she’s kind of hot and rich kids have that new car smell….leather, cigars, escargot and decadence…

The real question is whether there will be an episode of Curb where Larry is caught jerking off to his daughter’s nudes….or is that just something he keeps to himself….rich people..so weird…

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2022

29

Jun

Olivia Rodrigo Upskirt of the Day

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I only know of Olivia Rodrigo because of her weird campaign she ran with the White House during the darkest times of COVID….I don’t know if she was pushing the vaccine, or the abortion thing, but when you realize a popstar is as bought as that, they lack any and all levels of being interesting…in fact, you start thinking that maybe she was created in a government facility, maybe AREA 51 and raised and trained from a young age, like communist Russia did with their kids, after determining what they excelled in…”You are good at gymnastic, you go to gynastic school now”…”you are good at ballet, you go to ballet school now”….

I question basically anyone who rises to the top of fame, especially when it’s so easy to fake it when you own the platforms that people become famous on, and hit songs are only hit songs because they tell us they are, not because people are demanding to hear them, it’s all marketing baby, and we’re the suckers being marketed to.

I will however look at her stage panties she’s got over her fishnets because I can assure you it’s better than any of her music she likely doesn’t write, and better than anything she has to say, because clearly she’s a mindless hack riding the fame wave….

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2022

29

Jun

Malu Trevejo Pussy of the Day

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Malu Trevejo is the appropriately named TIKTOK sensation who climbed the ranks of the MUSICLY app that the Chinese government bought, turned into TikTok, all to track, follow and build a profile on every last one of you fucks on the platform, probably downloading everything from your retina scans, finger prints, photos, videos, search history, so that in the event they take over the world, they know how to index you into their very real, very insane social credit system. FUN!

Instead of going onto do things like the other top dogs of TikTok, like that fat Addison Rae pig who is cast in actual movies, Malu turned 18, got fake tits, partnered up with Bella Thorne and is likley making lots of millions of dollars off her pervert fans, producing fun content like this, showcasing her inner labia, they call it MINORA, but I call it dental floss, becaus I want it in my teeth…

I actually love the fact that she went whore on the internet for money, instead of being a whore for an industry run by demons, but I really like that she’s showing cunt lip, arguably the best part of the cunt, one could even call it the foundation of the cunt…

I can’t read what that tattoo says, I’m dyslexic, but a pussy hanging out of panty, that’s an international language of love that I’m sure we ALL grasp….or would like to grasp…with mouth, if we’re daring enough, whicch I am…..MONKEY POX MY FACE I AM READY TO DIE….

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2022

29

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t go to gyms for fear of cumming myself while staring at bitches who workout in their slutty outfits doing their slutty fitness poses, so you can blame the hot girls at the gyms for my lack of fitness….diabetes and overall terrible health…

You see, fitness leads to a healthier diet and a healthier life filled with all the minerals, nutrients, sleep you want….and you look better when you do it….

But when you’re a pervert who can’t stop masturbating whenever you see a girl in fitness gear, not even in a deep squat pose, I mean she can be at the grocery store, laundromat, loading her car with garden supplies, painting her picket fence….and still worthy of a good old fashion public jerk off….you know your limits.

Luckily, the hotter bodied, muscle toned, better fucks than the fat bitches I posted earlier, don’t let their fitness for hotness go to waste, they push that shit, market that shit and promote it so hard that you an jerk off to it from the privacy of your home….

I know, where’s the fun, the adventure, the excitement in that…right….well, it’ll have to do.

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2022

29

Jun

Lorde Ass of the Day

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Lorde Lorde Looks Who’s got the as of a 40 year old midget with a couple of kids….

It’s LORDE who may never be a Royal, at least according to her first stupid song that went viral, but she can slip into some weird body suit that her ass seems to love eating up, for the world to see her as more than just this depressing singer from Australia, acting more her age, and more her generation…instad of like a lesbian Darlene from Roseanne, who is also a lesbian, rocking an oversized t-shirt….

I don’t care enough about Lorde’s look to really go through the archives to see how long she’s been doing the sluttier outfits, I think I’ve only seen 3 pics of LORDE in my life and they were not memorable, but whenever a shitty act tries to be relevant a second time around and it involves sluttier outfits, I’ll pay attention….barely…and this is that time…

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2022

29

Jun

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Smoke Weed Everyday….

I have always had this theory that dudes are so fucking pathetic, myself included, so don’t take it personally, but dudes are so fucking pathetic, that we’ll watch girls do anything naked, or half naked, or even clothed, even if she’s not all that hot…

I guess it’s not really a theory, like GERM vs TERRAIN theory, or SPACE being real theories, or EARTH being ROUND theories…..because this theory can actually be proven…

So these girls are using the weed as a prop for their naked and half nakedness, and if it was them cleaning, cooking, doing the dishes, even taking a shit, we’d have the same level of “I’ll watch that” interest.

I don’t know what the deal with the weed thing is, maybe it’s “I am so cool I smoke”..but weed’s never been cool to me…then there’s the whole activism side of things, a campaign for a better tomorrow where you can get high on a Federal level, because a state level isn’t right, after years of weed being oppressed like all these other marginalized groups….

You know, the weed was like “i can get you high, I can even reduce cancer cells in tumors, I can be used as a plastic, I can be used as rope or fabric for a pair of rockin’ shoes or canvas pants, you can probably even use me as some sort of fuel, but instead of all my practical purposes, you just blacklist me and keep me locked up in the corner….YOU JERKS…..let me shine my shine”….so he recruited these internet naked bitches to do the heavy lifting, which is hardly about the weed but totally about the titty….works for me….because weed activism, the weed tattoo or weed patch on the bag is just too fucking lame to me….but naked bitches let me overlook that.

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2022

29

Jun

Harley Quinn Smith Tits of the Day

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Kevin Smith’s daughter with the nerd name thanks to the nerd being allowed to reproduce because he managed to become a 90s cult icon in the indy movie scene, making tons of fucking money in the process, so that girls don’t throw up at his stale semen from all the masturbating to comic book scent, because instead they smell the money and access to the whole Glamorous world of Entertainment…I mean Kevin Smith is friends with so many important people, girls can see past a 500 pound midget in a Hockey Jersey and ride it like she’s trying to win the fucking belt at the rodeo…it’s actually amazing the things they do for that life….and in the process they may not just shit out a kid, but also let the nerd name it after the comic book characters he jerks off to.

Anyway, she’s making moves in the world of being a whore on the internet, which I guess is par for the celebrity rich kid trying to find relevance in an industry she will be working in because they like to hire their own, producing slutty content, in this case wearing a mesh top and some really big bandages to cover her nipples, almost too big of a bandage to cover her nipples, are her ipples really that low on her tit at her young age, I guess we’d have to ask her dad about it, assuming he hasn’t died of another heart attack yet….right.

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2022

29

Jun

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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If you have a pussy and you’re not using it to smuggle contraband, you’re not using your pussy to its best ability….

I am sure some girls think that they should only use their pussy to store rich man cum and they are probably right, but doesn’t that sound so limiting.

It’d be like buying a supercar and only using it at car shows or sunday drives, never really pushing it to its maximum potential…

So when I see pussy in pants, eating pants, I view it as training ground for bigger and better things.

These pussies are entrepreneurial, self starting, willing to take some risks, willing to be uncomfortable to weather the storm….and most importantly, willing to share their pussy being filled with pant to all of us strangers….

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2022

29

Jun

Avril Lavigne Titty Top of the Day

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You are a skater boy, why you gotta make things so complicated, here’s a now 40 year old Avril Lavigne, or an imposter pretending to be Avril Lavigne now that the original Avril Lavigne has been killed off, doing her best mid-life crisis to try to be relevant and hot, even casting Bella Thorne’s handler Modsun who helped Bella Thorne’s social media launch, now doing the same for Canada’s grandma of pop punk…that never sounded like pop punk to me….but that they marketed as pop punk because the emo girl dressed like she shopped at Hot Topic and pretty much still does…you know mall brand skater boy from the suburbs…

Anyway, this is a video she put out there, that’s basically just a titty bounce in a titty top, no real context, no real storyline, just shamless “I have titty now so let me shake them up ad down for the fans”….because even the once “A List” are gutter bottom feeding whores, but we always knew that….I know…it’s not so complicated…

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2022

29

Jun

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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Here are some empowered big girls who may be too lazy to get to the gym, but who have a lack in self control that I guess applies to their food intake, but more importantly, for the sake of this post, to they posting nudes on the internet for some positive feedback from horny fucks who don’t care that they are fat, but instead see them as potential opportunity to get further with, since hot girls are too hot for most…..

I have a no fat chicks allowed policy here, which is precisely why I post this post, so that anyone who complains of my pushing for what the fat people call UNREALISTIC body expectations, that I call totally realistic body expectations so long s you don’t eat the fridge and everything in it every night when streaming your netflix stories….

You see, if you excercise and eat healthy, your body is totally against you being the pig that you are, but I get it, society want you fat, tempting you with all their fast food, junk food, genetically modified foods designed to trigger your taste buds on an unnatural level, getting you to eat more and more of it….if you don’t eat junk food for a month, then eat a Big Mac, you’ll feel your brain basically explode, which may be part of the reason why some of these girls look like their bodies have exploded over their skimpy outfits.

I do find it weird that the fatties do the hot girl content, but that’s the era we’re in….people so horny they’ll look and fuck anything and everything so long as it is down and if I know anything about fat girls, and I do, I’m married to one….they are always fucking down….it’s just not the 3 am jump the grenade cuz it’s better than jerking off down they once were…such modern diabetic times…

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