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2022

16

May

Skinny Girl Saturday on a Monday of the Day

I don’t know if any of these SKINNY girls, that I am supposed to post on Saturday in an attempt to get people to visit the site on the weekend while bored, despite feeling deep in thee depths of my loins that no one should be on the internet on the weekend, unless they have to for work, since that shit is fucking poison, anti-human, demoralizing and disgusting….

Maybe I’m just an old man about it, but bringing a tool you use for work to your weekend seems counter-intuitive to weekends…so yeah, fuck posting it on Saturday, when I can do it on Monday.

This is a post of skinny girls, to remind you that fat is disgusting, even if some fat girls own their fatness and monetizee it as some plus sized heroes, that I think do more for the fitness movement than anything, since most fat people hate themselves and their bodies and would rather be fit. Seeing a fatty model, when they have no intention of being a model may be like “ok, well, I’m not that fat’….or “oh, well at least I can wear slutty outfits while fat, despite wanting to not be fat, since all these brands make it”….but the ultimate goal isn’t to be a plus sizd model, it’s to fix their relationship with food, stop overeating, get their body in fucking check and work out for a better life.

The only issue I have with this SKINNY GIRL post, is that the SKINNY girls aren’t anorexic enough, I figure you gotta go big or go home when it comes to skinny, but at last they aren’t fat.

No Fat Chicks Allowed.

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2022

13

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw some VOGUE article titled something woke and click baity like “how female war correspondents are dealing” – that’s sexist bro.

I’m sure real women, who do shit like war correspondents are dealing with it like male counterparts are.

It’s funny that I’m called the misogynist, when really, they are the one differentiating and exploiting, dividing people up by race, sex, gender, pronoun….

Who gives a shit, the real question should be “hey female war correspondents, did you suck dick for that job”….or “hey female war correspondents, what’s your onlyfans, I want to pay to sext you, more per word than you’re getting paid being in the line of fire….let’s go”….or “hey female war correspondents, show us your tits”….

That’s probably why they call me a misogynist, when really I’m a fucking pervert….you see, I don’t think women can’t handle important jobs, or can’t do hard or challenging things…..I just want to see their tits, sext them, or assumee they sucked dick for the job because everyone else thinks like VOGUE….those misogynists fucks…

Astronauts need to pretend that space is real, otherwise they’d be out of work.

We never landed on the moon….

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2022

13

May

They Say This is Kelly Brook Playing with her Boob of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking….who is Kelly Brook and why is her boob so big….

Well, like Winona in Edward Scissor Hands reading a story to her grandchild, I’ll explain…..

There was once a time when magazines ran rampant..and those magazines were printed, so they required a lot of money to make, unlike this website I ejaculate on daily….so they needed to sell magazines to the people and did it by producing photoshoots that you could only see in those magazines…so people would buy the magazines. Like any photoshoot, or marketing campaign trying to sell product or magazines knows…..you can make those phootshoots of big titty girls who we’ll call Glamour models…to make it less trashy, shameless, because we liked jerking off to class back then, not throatfuking.

So Kelly Brook was one of those….and this could be her tit from then, or more recently, who knows or cares….she’s basically already dead….or at least old enough to be….probably celebrating her 60th birthday this year.

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2022

13

May

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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MANDATE THE On/Off..

This is only thing that ELONGATED CLIT’s transhumanist neurolink will be good for..

Real Time On/Offs in your mind, without even needing any hardware like a phone, because your BRAIN in the 7G antennae….and all you’d have to do is look and think “show me on/off siri in my head, that I know will end up making me lose my fucking mind, because you can’t throw your BRAIN in the river like you can with your phone when you’ve had enough of it, you’d just have to throw your whole body in the river making that whole On/Off feature totally obsolete because you’ll be dead.

But that feature is almost enough reason to throw in your humanity for….but not really…since girls make on/offs the old fashioned way…..FUCK technology….while using it to fuck yourself to some on/offs….you sick fucks.

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2022

13

May

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I am sure you pubescent minded motherfuckers out there debate with each other on your weird geek chatrooms and forums you’re part of, about what panty style is best…and I doubt Full Backs make the list….

But where I am coming from in my pubescent mind is that all panties, despite not being created equal, are still panties and I’m into it….

I am a woke and inclusive participation medal for all don’t fail any of these retards despite us not being created equally, we can pretend they are or jerk off to them like they are and I’m fine with that.

Period panties, granny panties, bloomers or bikini….all full back..all worth jerking off to…because it’s never about the panty, but about the babe in the panties….so focus on that with this.

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2022

13

May

Dua Lipa Side Tit of the Day

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Dua Lipa’s rocking a dress in Berlin that you’d expect her to wear to one of those German Sex clubs that they’ve got over there because her tits are out, and we celebrate tits, so you gotta wear them out so people know you’ve got tits….

Anyway, she’s one of the most popular, trending, popstars of the era, because shitty music is still a money maker and the hive mind retards love it, they do need something to listen to, be conditioned by, and mind controlled….I saw Josie and the Pussycats, I know how it works.

So her fan base is a bunch of 12-18 year olds and 50 year old, both not the kind of people you want to see wearing slutty outfits.

I just saw a story about a high school in Ottawa protesting because girls were wearing shorts that were too short, so the teachers were making them bend over to touch their toes to see if they met dress code…

Crazy – imagine teachers making young girls touch their toes to see if their shorts are too short…which I’ll assume means see if they can see their twats…the whole concept is something I’d come up with, I’ve asked so many girls to touch their toes for me, I’ve even wanted to start a to touching league but at COLLEGE LEVEL, not withhigh school brats…

So these fuckers are doing it with slutty short wearing 15 year olds….. and they aren’t getting arrested for……but the TEEN kids saying LET US WEAR SHORT SHORTS are getting arrested….. WHAT A WEIRD WORLD!

I blame DUA LIPA, not in sports, but for being a bad influence…..it all starts from the pop culture….and trickles down into the brainwashing.

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2022

13

May

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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It’s Fishnet Friday, which means I have either have to find some new angle to present you with a bunch of women in the timeless fishnet classics that are both NSFW and ACCEPTED at work, even bank tellers rock em’…I’ve see it with my own eyes…which isn’t saying much since Bank Tellers, are whores who love money.

Really, all I need to say is that of course they are called fishnets, because they are how you catch a pussy, and we all know how fishy pussy can get…

So that’s all I’ll say.

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2022

13

May

Christina Milian Pussy Print of the Day

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Christina Milian Dollars is out here are 300 years old, all filtered and smooth so you can’t smell the rot…the instagram filter is the equivalent of throwing some Lye or is it Lime on a dead body to cover the fucking smell….you know mummification process is necessary for the necrophiliac to get his fuck on without throwing up all over the place like the instagram filter is needed for old rich hags who still produce slutty content for no reason besides being whores…

Enter Christinia Milian in her 40-45 year old bikini, who has millions of MILIAN DOLLARS, and who STILL does this shit because some people just like being jacked off to or told they matter…when her actual career in front of the camera, despite being lucrative, was pretty dog shit….SHE IS NO RIHANNA…but she does work for RIHANNA pushing lingerie…and this could be that…or it could just be her deep self hatred looking for validation….WHO KNOWS….maybe CHRISTIAN MILIAN isn’t even real…MAYBE this is just like the CRYING FILTER on SNAP that went viral to the 12 people who use SNAP…MAYBE.

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2022

13

May

Margot’s Robbie Best Acting Moment of the Day

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It’s Friday, we’re going into summer, the weather is nice, I don’t make money off this site, so why do I bother, but yet I still bother, but I shouldn’t bother…but gotta keep the joke going for as long as humanly possible because that alone is what makes this site funny.

What I am trying to say is no need to be so serious, uptight, annoyed, angry, who gives a fuck…we can’t change the world so we might as well go down in the most fun and degenerate of ways….find that happy.

So it’s the perfect chance to revisit the only role that mattered for Margot Robbie, her launch to the world where she went viral because she was naked, after no one ever heard of her, it came out of nowhere.

She has managed to turn that into a crazy career, all while being far less hot than this moment here, sometimes I’m not even sure she’s the same person….Australians, they rot…SUN DAMAGE…CLIMATE CHANGE…..OZONE.

So from this nude moment on…she’s cashed in in one of the great scams a girl can scam using her nudes….but it’s fun to revisit cuz nudes are forever…and hopefully trash like Margot is not.

I guess this could also be a body double, wouldn’t that be a funny twist of fate….MOOCH Margot gets famous of other whore’s naked body….COULD BE A FUNNY plot twist. RIGHT.

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2022

13

May

Feminist Friday of the Day

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They aren’t feminists, they are just sluts who want you to see their braless tits for attention, money, or to elevate their personal brand because everyone’s a fucking narcissist trying to get any attention they can by producing garbage clickbait around their tits and it is wonderful….

I’ll also say that none of these girls are posting their braless tits for feminism, I gave them that title for the whole bra burning movement that apparently never happened and is a myth..but arguably, the best thing about feminism. It doesn’t mean ANY of these girls are feminists using feminism as a way to intellectualize slutty….but I’m sure some are.

You see, feminism can be angry dyke fat ladies fully clothed, or it can be hot chicks thinking “It’s feminist to sell nudes”….so not all feminism is created equally…

Braless is timeless, and really the way nature intended, so BRING BRANG IT.

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