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2008

27

May

Natasha Hamilton is in a Bikini of the Day

So Natasha Hamiton is another UK slut who sleeps with Soccer Players and for some reason whenever I see a soccer player, even when he’s with a hot lookin’ slut, I just assume dude’s gay. I don’t know if it’s the short shorts or the fact that gay dudes love these motherfuckers, or it’s their European comfort with sexuality that leads them to hugging and kissing and crying in each other’s arms when they lose a match, or if it’s the fact that every metrosexual dressed Italian or Portuguese person in this city rock their tight pants and styled hair to while talking about how much they love their favorite players but there’s something totally homoerotic about this shit that leads me to believe that Natasha Hamilton is just a front for his gay romps with his other players in the locker room shower.

Either way, I was talking to a gay dude yesterday and he told me his first gay experience was when he changed his baby brother’s diaper. It made me uncomfortable but not as uncomfortable as these pictures of this staged relationship when the only thing this couple have in common is a love for cock and getting their hair done.

Posted in:Bikini|Natasha Hamilton

2008

27

May

Melanie Brown’s Jungle Ass in Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Spice Girl Melanie Brown in a bikini all bent over and showing off her body in what is probably one of the classiest paparazzi angles out there. I know that shit makes her ass look good enough to perverts who like seeing girls on all fours because they never get girls on all fours in real life but for me, these spying camera shots are uninspired and boring. I think it’d be a lot more interesting if the paparazzi hired obscure artist photographers instead of stupid immigrants with a camera, at least that way I’d be able to post something a little more stimulating to look at.

Either way, it’s nice to see Mel B getting back in touch with her roots in a jungle print bikini, as some sort of tribute to her people that used to run from crazed jungle animals on a daily basis because it’s nice to know that despite having made it and having lots of money and a life of luxury, she doesn’t forget the tribe she came from.

Posted in:Ass|Melanie Brown|Tits

2008

27

May

Mackenzie “Ruthie from 7th Heaven” Rosman’s Personal Slut Pics of the Day

So this is a picture of the Jew in 7th Heaven, which in case you didn’t know was a show about Christians that was written and produced by Jews, because Jews are experts on Christianity when it comes to making money off the shit and she’s become a typical attention craving party slut with a digital camera and I like it. I think girls experimenting with each other for attention makes for more interesting shit to jerk off to than a to her role as a 10 year old on 7th Heaven that was too young to be sexy and that forced us to jerk off to Jessica Biel’s big tits without realizing that she’s a dude, a dude who probably taught little Ruthie what being a dyke was all about back on set.

Speaking of Lesbians, Here’s some Repressed Lesbian Singing a song for God on Godtube: a social network for the people of god because she’s not allowed to eat pussy since God Doesn’t Like Pussy Eatin’

Posted in:Mackenzie Rosman|Personal Slut Pics

2008

26

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t check my email for the last 4 days because it is tedious so I am only linking some of the many amazing things I normally linked. It’s a holiday for you, so that means I took the day off to drink and nothing exciting happened, except for me getting drunk, but that’s kind of an everyday thing, so that concludes this amazing post.

Here are my links:

3Watch Ninja Babes in Space – Episode 3
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Let’s Celebrate MEmorial Day with Shauna Sand
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Karina Flores Photoshoot Video
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Some Sluts Dancing Around in Lingerie for the Euro Football Championship Video
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Heather Vandeven is in Lingerie
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Some Vintage Marisa Miller Nude Modeling Shots at the Bottom of This Post
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Leilani Dowding Topless Sexy Beach Photos
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Linda Strawberry is as Sweet as Can Be
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Club Slut Sanctuary
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Watch a Girl Teach Another Girl How to Suck Dick
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Some B-52 Performance for You to Jerk Off To….
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Some 12 Year Old Gets Approved for a Sex Change
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Spend Your Memorial Day with the Web Cam Slut of Your Choice
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She’s Getting Sexy for the Camera
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Eve Lawrence in Lingerie
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Fernanda Mello Bikini Shoot
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MAssive Caoline Winberg Gallery
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The Olsen Twin’s Neighbors Hate them, and So Do I
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Christina Aguilera is a Moody Bitch and Need to Smile More
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Kate Hudson Lookin’ Cute in a Short Dress
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Courtney Love Cries Fraud
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Teen Amateurs Get it On For The Camera
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How Long Before Aniston and Mayer Break Up? Anyone?
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Pavlina Valentova Pretty In Pink
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Brianna Frost is At It Again
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Moto Chase!
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Sofia Vergara Does June, 2008 Maxim UK Magazine
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Some Babes Bouncing in Bikinis at the Beach
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Miss Nude Contest Part 2
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Brad and Angelina Prove Once Again That They Are Better Than You
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Eva Mendes Fooled Us All
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Creepy Blind Date
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Rinaldo’s Girlfriend’s NIpple and Slut Personal Pics
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How To: Break into the Porn Industry
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50 is Looking Pretty Good, and Good I mean Dried Up and Haggard
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Naked Lesbian Massage Video of the Day
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Dudes Collection of Whores
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

26

May

Lindsay Lohan in France with a Little Bikini of the Day

Everyone seems to care about Lohan in her bikini, but no one seems to ever care about what I am wearing. Well, I am tired of the attention being diverted from me and will tell you this..I have a brown shirt on, sure it started out white about 8 years ago, but these things happen.

Posted in:Bikini|France|Lindsay Lohan

2008

26

May

Amy Winehouse Provides the Masturbation Material of the Day

Amy Winehouse is on a roll. She’s been out half naked the last couple of weeks and it’s provided all of you sick fucks something to jerk off to. The nice thing about Amy Winehouse is that she’s changing society’s outlook on crackwhores, before she came along we all thought crackwhores were just good for cheap toothless blowjobs and now we know they can also be rich and successful. This bitch is breaking down stereotypes and deserves some fuckin’ respect.

The other thing she needs respect for is that she’s crazy and crazy people and crazy people are amazing. They don’t give a fuck about the rules of society and that means at any given time they have an impulse to do something like if they decide that it’s time to piss and they do it right there on the floor in the middle of the room full of people. The same thing goes for fuckin’, when they get the urge, they start their diddle, and despite the smells, it makes for a good time.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bra|Masturbation

2008

26

May

Pink is a Lesbian on a Motorcycle of the Day

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It’d be obvious to talk about how girls with motorbikes are all lesbians and that Pink isn’t actually a lesbian but a man on a motorcycle because she likes the way it vibrates on her balls, but I don’t think there’s any proof that this bitch eats pussy, other than the way she looks, and who really cares if she fucks girls with her oversized clit, it doesn’t really change anything in my life.

The truth is that I love girls who ride motorbikes, they look like they’d be down to fuck, it’s the kind of roughness you want in a woman. I am not talking about 300 pound women in chaps who scratch their asses, I am talking about the ones in tight leather catsuits with their tits busting out of her top while riding their bikes. That’s the masculinity you want in a woman, not only can she fix your carb and likes adventure, but also likes to fuck because of the constant vibration on her cunt making her always horny. Women are the keepers of sex and usually not always horny and need to be stroked the right way to get up in them, and I guess if they are more like dudes on the inside and not at all like dudes on the outside the relationship will involve beer drinking, lots of sex and a lot less headaches.

Here’s Pink riding her bike, lookin like a man.

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Posted in:Lesbian|Motorcycle|Pink

2008

26

May

Lindsay Lohan’s in France with a Little Up Her Pants of the Day

I was hanging out at the coffee shop because I had no money to go out and do anything worth doing and felt like watching teenage girls drink their 1000 calorie blended coffee drinks knowing that if they keep up that habit they will be 200 pounds by the time they are 20 so that they better fuckin’ enjoy their Chocolate Chip overpriced Frap now, while their rich skinny teenage asses can afford it because it’s all down hill for them

There was a group of insecure 15 year olds, the kind of girls who don’t get much male attention because they are slow developers and not really down with cock but are instead down with studying and watching Will Farrel movies. One was complaining about how her shirt is lowcut and how she never wears shirts that are that revealing, another one was complaining about how her hair always looks stupid. Then the one in a short skimpy dress, who I labeled the Lohan of the group came in with words of encouragement when she said that “boys love tits”. It’s that kind of inspirational words of wisdom that come out of a teenage girl that make me feel like Lohan’s done her job right.

Here are some pictures of her having an upskirt

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Panties|Upskirt

2008

26

May

The Baldwin Brothers are Drunk of the Day

You know – bros who shave together – stay together. I decided it was time to take out the camera this weekend while drunk. I haven’t done one of my legendary, academy award worthy stepTV clips in a long time and I realize I gotta bring that shit back to the site. In future, I hope shit’s a little better than this, but I like to think it’s part of the charm.

These are two bald guys getting pizza after a night drinking together, I wonder if they do more than just rock the same hair style together, like maybe they shave each other’s hard to reach areas because only they truly understand each other.

Posted in:Baldwin Brothers|stepTV

2008

24

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was planning on doing more posts today, but I got distracted and thought it’d be funnier to leave you with my drunken Christian charity response making you wonder if I got killed by some fundamentalists, I didn’t despite knowing the dude who send me this email today probably hoped I did….

your life is crap

My response:

Thanks for the tip, I had no idea…it’s all I’ve ever known so I just thought everyone’s life was this bad, you’ve shown me the light and now I know that I should have jumped in front of traffic that time I contemplated doing it. Lucky for you, I enjoy this crap life because I always have something to laugh at. Today, that thing is you. Send Nudes.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here are some links to all things good on the internet today:

Watch Ninja Babe in Space Episode 3
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Terrance Howard Threatened to Kill His Daughter’s Boyfriend
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Teach A Slut a Lesson For Trying to Seduce You With a Lollipop to Get Her Way…
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Kim Kardashian Ralph Magazine Outtakes in Her Fat Chick Underwear
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Being in a Bikini is the Only Way Jennifer Aniston Can Keep a Boyfriend
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Krisztina Lajtai is Foreign and Fucking Hot
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Prank a Computer and Disable It Desktop Icons
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Nick Hogan’s Faggot Ass Prison Phone Call to His Mom – Cuz He’s a Bitch in More Ways than One
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The 10 Hottest Redhead Slut Topless Scenes
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Ana Nikolic Panty Upskirt On Stage
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Friday is as Good a Day For Live Sex on Webcam
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Kobe Bryant Dunks Over a Poll Full of Snakes
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Well, I Can Officially Say I Love Morgan Freemon
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Joanna Krupa Swimwear Gallery
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Charlotte Mears and Bianca Gascoigne are Sluts in their Bikinis
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Derek Jeter’s Long List of Sluts Who are Now His Sloppy Seconds…
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Here’s a Wet T-Shirt Special
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Photos of the captain of the Detroit Pistons Dance Team in College Smashing Tits and Kissing with her Slut Friends.
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Madonna Thinks of Herself as Handsome and Useful and by That She Meant Old and Ugly
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Naomi Campbell is Crying on her Birthday and It’s All Diddy’s Fault
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Ashley Tisdale Hits the Bottle
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Paula Abdul’s Jiggle Wiggle
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Your Friday Striptease
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Star Jones Suckin’ the One Thing She Likes Better than Gay Dick
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Ira Is From Russia and Shes 21 Years Old
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Brazillian Hottie with a Bangin Ass Body
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Vite Christopher Knight!
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Aishwarya Rai is Hotness
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Let’s Laugh at Japanese People Because They are Different and That is Funny
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Shay Laren Hangs OUt by the Stairs
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Tara Reid Dirty Bikini Throwback
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Shauna Sand TAkes her Ugly ASs for A Walk. Nice Legs Tho
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Cell Phone in a Microwave
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Pussycat Dolls on Jimmy Kimmel
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So Long As She’s Still Hot, Vida Guerra is Completely Relevant to ME
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Bandwagon Blues?
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Creepiest PSA Ever
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Naked Naked Girls Gallery
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Fox News Reporter : Courtney Frielís Sexy Bikini Photos
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Some Dude Talking about Anal Sex With Cars
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Water Bottle Woman Gets Water Bottled
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Find the Best Ass Sites on the Internet
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Cow Woman Gets Milked
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Hot Cleavage and Sheer Panties in Hot Suggestive Pics…
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Some Staged Tits
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Some Chick and Her Silk Nighty….
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Posted in:stepLINKS