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2007

26

Dec

I am – Lindsay Lohan Loves American Apparel of the Day

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I was going to do this post about Lohan being hot for American Apparel last week because bitch is always in their leggings like she’s a Jewish Girl in a Jewish Girl Outfit of the day, or just like every other girl between the ages of 13 and 35 in Montreal. Then I saw these pictures from the other day of her rocking the shiny leggings all the cool kids are wearing while holding an American Apparel bag proving that Lohan dresses on a budget and you can dress like her too, or that she’s sponsored by the motherfuckers.

I was in an American Apparel the other day because I find it a good place to watch young girls try on tight things, which is one of my favorite ways to pass the time, and the woman standing next to me was Dov Charney’s mom. He’s the pervert who takes all the pictures you see in ads, billboards and on the site of young girls in provocative poses and has been hit with sexual harassment charges and has jerked off for reporters doing interviews with him as well as for girls who he got to clean his house in their underwear as a job intereview. He’s pretty much a hero to guys who like young sluts.

Either way, she was talking about how her son created the company and runs the company and how she’s so proud of him, then she started talking about her underwear which made me understand where dude gets his perversion from, because she looked 80 and 80 year olds talking about the shit closest to their vaginas is some perverted shit.

So I picked up a pair of boy short underwear and gave them to my neighbor’s teenage daughter for Christmas because I knew we’d be forced to go there for beer and potato chips. I gave her the gift and told her to try them on, then pulled out my camera and asked if she wanted to be like the girls in the ads and she started bending and lifting and twisting in ways she probably shouldn’t have been. When her mom walked in on us, she freaked out and called me a pervert and asked me to leave. I tried convincing her that I was just being hip and down with pop culture and this American Apparel phenomenon, but she wasn’t buying it and I can’t help but blame Lohan for making me do it, because everyday she’s shoving AA down my throat like I want to shove my cock down hers. Cuddles.

Bonus – Lohan’s Hot Friend


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2007

26

Dec

I am – Kim Kardashian’s Got Jungle Fever of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian and her black boyfriend doing some shopping. I was going to write about how she’s got jungle fever, but bitch has had so much black dick in her life, she’s pretty much Denzel Washington, so going after black cock isn’t anything out of the ordinary.

Either way, I am all for interracial couples because I know that black dudes love fucking fat white chicks and now fat assed armenian chicks, and I don’t, so they can have them. I also know that fat chicks love fuckin’ black dudes because they have dicks big enough to make it past the point of entry of their boxes and can actually penetrate them. If this bitch was to get with one of you small penised motherfuckers, you wouldn’t even be able to get your tip in, it’d be like trying to reach for that jar of peanut butter on the top shelf of your cupboard without a stool, where no matter how hard you reach for it, you always fall short, because the forces of nature are working against you.

Sure, there’s that whole sex tape she had with a black dude proving that once you go black you never go back because no white guy will take you back, but that shit’s just a myth, because if any girl offered you her cunt, you’d be in no position to say no, because you take what you can get and let’s face it, no girl’s ever asked you to fuck her before so you’d be distracted by your excitement to stop, no matter how racist you are.


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2007

26

Dec

I am – Nicky Hilton’s Bikini Pictures from Maui of the Day

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I am guessing that the Hiltons went to Maui to celebrate Christmas because the family needed to get away from their lives that are already fuckin’ vacations because their cokehead loser rich kid father sued the grandfather’s Hilton Hotel estate because he was written out of the will because he was some cokehead rich kid loser that even his father wanted nothing to do with, and won, so now we have this trashy rich kid loser and his wallet fucking wife making rich kid babies who end up doing trashy wallet fuckin’ things and coke because the apple never falls far from the tree.

Either way, Nicky Hilton is in a bikini and I love bikinis, especially when they are on skinny girls, not that Nicky Hilton is a good kind of skinny girl; her ass is a deflated skinny mess but her no-tits can let you fantasize about 13 year old boys and I know you’re into that. It’s Christmas everyday for me, and I just keep on giving. I am the internet version of Santa Claus, but only because I like it when people sit on my lap and tell me what they want. Cuddles.


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2007

26

Dec

I am – Nicolette Sheridan Bikini Pictures of the Day

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The one thing that shocks me about Nicolette Sheridan and Michael Bolton having this whole sexual relationship is that Nicolette Sheridan doesn’t have a dick.

I’ve heard some Michael Bolton songs in my lifetime, because there was a time that all you had to do was throw in a Bolton tape for any self-respecting cool chick to realize you were a fucking queer and walk out on you, but for every insecure little slut looking for love in all the wrong places to get all panty soup on you and jump your dick because it makes them feel wanted even if it’s just for a minute, because I was never one for stamina.

Either way, here she is in a bikini and she’s lookin better than most of your girlfriends, but that’s not saying much, because you are ugly and found your chick working at the cafeteria in your highschool on some work program for high-functioning retards and it was love at first sight, because hasn’t learnt how to say no yet. Sicko.

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2007

26

Dec

I am – Natalie Imbruglia Launching a Boxing Day Sale of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Natalie Imbruglia launching some boxing day clearance sale for a store called David Jones in Sydney.

I didn’t take the time to find out if David Jones is high-end or not, because it doesn’t really matter. What does matter what his store sells, they’re still having a Boxing Day Sale and Boxing Day Sales are for poor people, and Natalie Imbruglia is there because she’s poor.

A bunch of years back, she was huge for her song about lying naked on the floor, when we all wanted her naked on all fours, and now the only time she’s naked is when getting ready to promote 50 percent off sales at her favorite store, because she’s taking all the work she can get because she’s got bills to pay and it’s less offensive than doing porn and maybe she’s addicted to the glory of being the Boxing Day Queen, because you know it is the biggest shopping day of the year and that’s a pretty big deal if you work in retail. Because clearance sales are the new Fame and Fortune.

Merry fucking Christmas and Happy Boxing Day Shopping.

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2007

24

Dec

I am – Hilary Duff Hangs With Pigs of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff clubbing with her pig sister and her pig friend Kelly Osborne a couple days ago. Now Hilary Duff may not be all that hot, but she looks a hell of a lot better when up against this shitty competition,

Maybe it’s a strategy you should use to get laid, but the reality is that if you were lucky enough to find someone uglier than you, they’d have to be seriously disfigured, maybe a survivor from some kind of war accident or motorcycle accident without a helmet on, in which case the only place you’d really be able to wheel them out to go clubbing would be the lobby of the hospital you met them in and I hear that’s not the best place to get pussy.

Either way, I think Hilary Duff is totally worth a round and I can’t really blame her for hanging out with her sister and her sister’s ugly friend, they are family and despite how much you want to keep them locked away in the basement, you gotta suck it up, especially at Christmas because religious or not, it’s a pretty magical time of year. Cuddles.

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2007

24

Dec

I am – Avril Lavigne’s Got Boy Underwear On of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Avril Lavigne having a panty flash and by panty, I mean her over-sized men’s underwear she’s wearing is sticking out of her ill-fitting pants, because there’s too much fabric to keep them covered up.

I find very little less sexy than a girl in those standard little boy style tighty whities. It reminds me of tom boy bitches who like to skateboard, play team sports, drink beer and fight while wearing loose fitting clothes to cover up their vagina’s they wish were cocks, or this dude I used to know who would beg the girls he got with to wear them before slammin them at a time that they weren’t socially accepted and sold in women sizes, but last I heard, he ended up going to jail for touching little boys inappropriately, which was kinda expected.

The thing I don’t understand is when a man wears a sheer lingerie set, they get called a pervert and a weirdo and the whole world rags on them but the second a girl wears her dad’s briefs, all you fuckers are jerking off. It’s a double standard that I think you should start protesting by going to your Christmas dinner in a dress tonight and tomorrow and when your family asks just say Avril made you do it.

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2007

24

Dec

I am – Julie Ordon Slutty at the Topless Beach of the Day

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Her name is Julie Ordon, I have no idea who she is, but I kinda want to know, because she’s pretty into being naked and not really caring that some creepy immigrant paparazzi motherfucker is snapping off pictures of her half naked in a see through bikini bottom and thong.

It either means that she is a free-spirited tree-hugging liberal bitch who takes it up the ass and has had multiple sex partners because it makes her feel empowered or she craves male attention and takes it up the ass and has multiple sex partners to make her feel wanted because her daddy liked the neighbor’s daughter (with his penis) better than he liked her, so whatever the reason is, she’s doing a good job doing whatever she is doing and she’s doing it half naked….Merry fucking Christmas.

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2007

24

Dec

I am – Britney Spears’ Hard Nipples in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Britney Spears being Festive in Red this Christmas Eve in a see-through shirt, trying to distract you from her sister’s teenage pregnancy with her sloppy tits, because family stick together, especially this time of year, unless they are your family.

I know that it’s Christmas Eve and that probably means that you are on the computer today because your family disowned you when you turned 18 since you’re a disgrace. But it’s Christmas Eve and I am trying to redeem myself for being a bad person, I have no issue doing work for you today, while normal people are at home eating pie with their family or whatever the fuck you people do on Christmas Eve when you have family that didn’t disown you.

Since I am more of the kind of person who abuses charity and doesn’t give to charity, like cashing in on free meals at the homeless shelter and stocking up on canned goods from those food drives for poor families, or even taking toys from those organizations set up for underprivileged kids even though I don’t have kids, but like to make up for my toyless childhood, the only thing I know to do is post these pictures of Britney’s nipples pointing to the ground like they are sadder than you. I know that her see-through shirt is not what you asked Santa for this Christmas and all you really want is a call from your family asking you to come home, they’ll have to do, especially since they are the only nipples you’ll be getting today.

BONUS – BRITNEY NIPPLES MADE ANOTHER APPEARANCE


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2007

21

Dec

I am – Katherine Heigl Isn’t That Fat of the Day

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I had a pretty drunken last couple of days, it happens. It’s the holidays and I figured you assholes weren’t at work or getting ready for the week off, but then I realized that none of you have jobs and still live at your mom’s house, so the holidays are like any other day for you, except you are forced to listen to spend time with your family, who hate spending time with you, because you’re weird.

Either way, I got in a bit of an argument with a girl last night at a bar after a few too many drinks about Katherine Heigl, not because Katherine Heigl comes up in my everyday life conversations, but because she brought up how hot she that she was and I said that she was fat, and this girl took offense.

Now lookin’ at these pictures of her smoking and walking around, I can’t say that she’s fat but since ]I don’t like admitting that I am wrong, I can say that her double chin means that she IS fat in Hollywood, and that’s really all that matters.


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