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2022

02

May

Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage of the Day

Here’s some Vanessa Hudgens, in what is probably a whole lot of GLAM, layers upon layers of makeup, so much that you can’t see her beard, unless of course she’s just using a face filter like all the other trash of the internet, trying to confuse the fuck out dudes who look at them, because they’re basically fucking Augmented Reality versions of their whores.

If you cross reference the paparazzi version of these pics (link below) you can draw your own conclusions.

I know that I find it pretty unfortunate that every lady out there is channeling the Kardashians in their looks, even girls who weren’t born trolls, but in Hudgens case may have been born half monkey, but we have no evidence of that…..what we do have evidence of is a muppet looking face, that doesn’t need to be a muppet looking face, even if the Muppets are owned by the same people who own her.

Good cleavage though, not that they’re real either….

BRING REAL BITCHES BACK…..make REAL FACES GREAT AGAIN….the lies can’t be good for us. It’s witchcraft, it’s trickery, it’s illusions, it’s LIES and I like Vanessa Hudgens, this is just disappointing.

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2022

02

May

Iggy Azalea Shaking Ass of the Day

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Here’s old lady, new enough mom, Iggy Azalea doing the only skill she actually has, shaking that fake or fat or fake and fat, I’m not on her team and I don’t get insider info on whether a bitch has a Brazilian Butt Lift and Liposuction from her gut to make her ass as clown-like as possible, or if it’s just from strategic diet and exercise to live out her whole “I’m a stripper who raps” storyline.

She’s probably not Australia’s number one export and no one really gives a shit about Iggy Azalea the plastic surgery disaster……or how she got the ass, or how that ass made it in America as a silly female rapper exploiting rap….but I figure if you have a silly ass and you make content of yourself shaking it, it is my duty to repost it…..because shaking her ass is probably more instrumental in her very lucrative female rap career that her actual rapping….at least according to me.

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2022

02

May

Demi Lovato They/Them Tits of the Day

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Demi Lovato’s rebranded herself a THEY, which is officially popstar trash thanks to Demi Lovato but also all the media, elementary schools pushing gender on kindergarten kids, which reminds me of a meme I saw in the birthing room that reads “is it a boy or a girl” and the doctor says “we’ll let the kindergarten teacher decide” because it’s at that level of ridiculous.

When you see a Disney puppet, that pretends to be family friendly, using the creatures they created push this agenda, it’s pretty obvious that the system is rigged, this is by design, Demi Lovato doesn’t do anything without her team’s approval, except maybe have a drug overdose to deal with the whole being sold to the demons as a child.

The funny thing about her rebranding herself as a they, is that she shaved her head and became an alt looking cam girl in her content….are you sure this isn’t some bondage reddit looking or dudes to fuck up the ass with her strap on?

She’s got her famous tits out, in fetish girl, and she’s working her “no longer having a gender”….like she’s some kind of bimbo…..but NO, she’s a THEY….

If you’re in the THEY community, you could assume she’s exploiting their movement for her personal gain, but her tits are out like she was riding WILMER VALDERAMMA on set of “THAT 90s SHOW”…..so let her call herself whatever she wants, clearly she’s broken on a lot of levels.

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2022

02

May

Milf Monday of the Day

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In this era, being a mom doesn’t make you bow down and step out of the whole getting naked on the internet, for some of these ladies, being a mom may be the reason they get naked on the internet. Maybe because of having been cummed in, you realize how easy it is to manipulate with your cunt.. Or maybe it’s a way to keep dudes jerking off to you despite being a mom, because that mom life is so exhausting and boring. Or maybe everyone’s a fucking middle of the road pervert and for every 5 voyeurs there’s 1 exhibitionist to keep the balance of humanity in check.

I just know these are self proclaimed moms, not doing homework with the kids, not cleaning the house, not doing a walmart run to get candy to shut the kids up….but rather taking some alone time….for you to jack off to them because moms, all maternal, like to provide for the people…or like being jerked off to when the rest of their days are zero sexy because they are drenched in their child’s feces and germs.

Motherhood, not the hottest, but hot enough.

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2022

02

May

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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As a motherfucker who hates the medical system, big Pharma and all that the COVID pandemic taught me was how full of shit all this shit actually is…

I definitely don’t mind when the nurses get naked…

At first, I assumed thought they were doing it because they couldn’t get fired from their jobs because of the lack of staff needed, so they turned to selling nudes from work knowing they’d never get fired…..they were invincible.

Then, I assumed were unvaccinated nurses who were losing their jobs for not being vaccinated after a year and a half of basically getting fucked up the ass raw dog by the virus and never getting it, making them feel an experimental vaccine wasn’t for them….totally reasonable…but nothing you could do about it but sell nudes to weird nurse fetishes to keep rent paid and food on the table.

Now, I just think nurses are the sex workers of the medical field, in an era were all girls are basically sex workers, so shooting nudes from work which clearly doesn’t get them fired…so why not go for it when you can….

At this stage in the game, if you’re in any profession, I’m talking from coffee shop worker, camp councillor, daycare worker, nurse all the way up to corporate executive, lawyer, dot com billionaire, and you own a vagina, ideally your own vagina, and you’re not selling nudes…YOU ARE NOT ACTUALLY LIVING…you do not actually exist…everyone’s a whore, get with the fucking program.

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2022

02

May

Jade Chynoweth Bikini of the Day

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Jade Chynoweth is apparently a 23 year old who has been working in the industry since she was 13, because some 13 year olds can dance their way into the land of low level celebrity while other 13 year olds are busy being awkward nerds that no one likes. We aren’t all created equally….or we don’t all have parents who sell us to pay the fucking rent.

She really hasn’t done all that much, despite being a child dancer, now grown up…her acting roles are basically characters that don’t even have names like in the Step Up Movie Franchise where she played “USA PHANTOM DANCER”….which doesn’t sound like the main, or even secondary character….but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist…

She actually went viral doing some lesbian performance on THE VOICE with Halsey, you know keeping network TV spicy, back in 2018 when she would have been barely 18. Perverts.

They say she’s currently the main character on the STEP UP TV show that no one knows exists…I guess she impressed them as “USA PHANTOM DANCER” in the movie no one knew existed…..WHO IS WATCHING THE STEP UP TV SHOW….I’d like to meet them….because I feel they can’t be very sophisticated.

Anyway, like all the whores of the internet and of the mainstream, they strip down to get likes and follows, it’s marketing, just don’t cast them in bikinis to be in a BEER AD, that’d be SEXIST…let them do it for themselves though….since they’re empowered or some nonsense.

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2022

02

May

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Milky Boobs are the spice of life.

I was never a Milky Boob fetishist because I thought pregnancy was terrifying, unnatural, alien and disgusting….but I did always appreciate a milk filled tit because it gave the new mom some updated selling features when the rest of her was bascially destoryed, something baby daddies who don’t cheat probably loved…NEW TITS.

But I did always appreciate any excuse a bitch might have for pulling her tit ou tin public and not being ashamed of pulling the tit out in public, and over the last 20-30 years, the most public tit I’ve seen has been from breast feeding moms.

I don’t shame them, I am surprised anyone shames them, I just make them feel uncomfortable with my over excitement and un-intimidating erection in my soiled sweatpants.

Before there were girls dressed in sheer tops everywhere, we relied on the breast feeding middle of the day mom to bring us daytime titty…and I don’t think that warrants a breast feeding post, I mean it’s the internet we can find tits that aren’t doing their biological purpose, but it’s a fetish, and these women are posting their tits like low level whores, sexualizing their milky tits like they claim they don’t want us to do at the coffee shop while their tit is out, GUILTY of their own fucking accusations / crimes.

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2022

02

May

Avril Lavigne Upskirt of the Day

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Today in AVRIL LAVINGE news, her concert in Montreal Canada has been cancelled because someone on her team, possibly her, maybe her boyfriend/fiance/Bella Thorne’s handler, TESTED POSITIVE FOR THE PLAGUE THAT IS COVID 19…..despite likely being vaccinated, I wonder how that works….take a vaccine for a virus, then get the virus, sometimes more than once, because that’s the whole point of the vaccine, even if it is the opposite of what we think vaccines are, but what do we know, TRUST THE SCIENCE….THAT MEANS IT IS WORKING.

I didn’t have my VIP backstage passes, because I didn’t even know Avril was even coming back home to make some money from her remaining fans, but if I did, I would still not have my VIP backstage passes, even if they were gifted to me, you know for being the most important internet personality from these parts, I still wouldn’t be going because who fucking cares about Avril Lavigne.

I am just surprised it’s COVID and not AIDS, after looking at that grimy boyfriend of hers, who I assumed gave Bella Thorne AIDS before he ended up being Avril’s “Skater Boy”…but I guess they wouldn’t cancel a concert over AIDS, since it’s no longer a death sentence, you can’t WORK if you don’t have a COVID vaccine for a virus that barely kills, but you can have your AIDS period all over the office toilet seat if you have AIDS….and your period…..it’s all so confusing…

Since AVRIL is flashing her panty or wearing panty as pants in some silly outfit that’s probably from her concert tour..the aids pussy or the possible aids pussy’s under wraps and you’ll probably still molest yourself thinking about all the things it could do to you….aids or not.

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2022

02

May

Sports Bra Ridiculousness and Other Videos of the Day

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Big Titty Dance

Queer Couple

Small Waist

Bedroom Dance

Big Titty Jiggle

Quite the Outfit

Yoga Posing

Girls Hanging Out

TikTok Dance party

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2022

02

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t care about celebrity or celebrity gossip, I started this site 100 fucking years ago when the internet was published on soapstones and cave drawings, as a way to make fun of celebrity gossip and tabloids, which probably gets lost in the fact that I update celebrity bullshit 10 times a day 5 days a week…it’s disgusting.

I don’t think most people care about celebrity gossip anymore, they are all a bunch of narcissists who feel they are the celebrity, and if anything only like celebrities enough to basically stalk theme, befriend them, so they can leverage having celebrity friends to build their own audience.

The celebrity stalker, celebrity super fan, is now only that to get their own social media followers…

So in not caring about celebrity gossip, the only thing that would make this Johnny Depp trial seem more bullshit, would be if Judge Judy was the fucking judge.

I saw this whole Tucker Carlson hit piece in New York Times reducing 1000 episodes to basic concepts like white nationalism and “them vs us”…while he’s probably a them, not an us, but at least he calls them out even if it’s by design…to which I saw, there is a them, they allow you to exist, they control your money, they map out how they want society to go, so when you see some LGBTQ shit, or some George Floyd shit, or some COVID shit, or some vaccine mandate or passport shit, know that there is a them, and they fucking hate you, think you’re a parasite and do whatever it can to control you.

There are feminists, trans, freedom fighters, all because they want there to be…..keep people fighting amongst themselves, alone, depressed, medicated, angry, hopeless, helpless, distracted but since you can’t control any of that, you might as well watch porn all day and deplete your masculine energy and lifeforce, you won’t need it to fight, since you’re a simp cuck ready for the pod where you will eat bugs and masturbate all day, which is basically what you do all day, your ideal contribution to this world.

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Bebe Rexha’s Titties Out for a Tan
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Nude Model Takes Nude Pics of Nude Friend Photoshoot
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World’s Sexiest Soccer Agent Wanda Icardi Talks About Temptations and Sin in Nothing But a Robe
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Cheyenne Woods and New York Yankees center fielder welcome baby boy
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Crushing a Sledgehammer
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Irish Dancing –
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19 Of The Most Surprising Magic Tricks To Impress Your Friends!
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Cam Sluts!
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