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2007

31

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So today’s been a big day, the fake Lohan showed up on AIM today. It was leaked that it was really her handle and this is what her away message said:

[AWAY] its late ive been drinking…i want to see some girls who are 18+ naked doing naughty things (real nasty) on webcam vids and pics for me…ill be up all night lookin at them and ill contact you back if i think you are sexy. email me at djllohan1@yahoo.com. 18+ girls only sorry boys its girls night out. tonights your only chance. dont judge me and try to tell me who i am and what i can do. i am me and nobody can change me.

It’s pretty obvious that whoever hacked the account is doing all he can using her celebrity to get the goods.

Speaking of goods, the stepLINK header picture is of one of you, or at least one of you is pretending to be the girl in the stepLINKS header and I was pretty surprised that girls who look better than me naked read the site.

But more importantly, it’s Halloween, and I know you love giving candy out to kids because you’re a sick fuck but I like the fact that I can get into any club I want tonight because I just pretend my everyday homeless look is my costume and the scent of urine is just there to add credibility to my costume….

Here are my links:

The History of Shauna Sand Being a Whore in Pictures
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Whoose Boobs – Halloween 2007
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Some Brazilian Chick Stripping on Webcam Video
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The Funniest and Dirtiest Halloween Scene in a Movie Ever
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Alessia Merz is Topless and Hot
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All The Whores are Dressing Like Slutty Sailor’s this Year
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Britney Tells a Bartender that She’s Got Nice Tits and They Britney’s Are Saggy
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Some Arabs Fighting Video
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Angelina Jolie Dresses Up Like Cancer Arms for Halloween
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The Amy Fisher Sex Tape Preview and Sceencaps
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Halloween in the Hollywood Hills With Pictures of Sluts
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Amanda Bynes People Photoshoot Video Because You Love Her
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Some Dudes Dog Pisses in His Face on Webcam
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Tila Tequila Makes Dudes Fight on Her Shitty Reality TV Show
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Hilary Duff Wears Short Shorts and Fishnets
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The Best Costume I’ve Seen This Year…
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Watch Some Playboy Playmate Named Denise Pernula Try on 5 Sexy Halloween Costumes
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The Spice Girls are Going to Be Fully Nude for Part o their New Concert
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Sarah Jessica Parker is a Zombie for Halloween
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Some Hot Chick Teaches You How to Speak With her Tits
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Listen to Dog the Bounty Hunter Using the N-Bomb Because He’s Florida Trash
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick On Howard Stern’s Crazy Sex Robot Sybian Shit
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Honest Car Commercial
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Some Hot Halloween Videos
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J.Lo Goes Straight to Video
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Some Dude’s Halloween Costume Catches on Fire Burning Him Badly
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The Prison Break Dude is Going to Jail for Killing Someone When Driving Drunk
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Nicole Richie Buys a Goldfish to Practice Parenting On
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Elvis Made 49 Million Dollars Last Year
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Some Model Who Tried to Kill Herself – Ended Up KIlling 3 Other People
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A Naked Drunk Girl in London Video
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Don Vito Guilty of Being a Pedophile
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Lance Armstrong May Be Slamming Ashley Olsen
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Josh Duhamel Wants Fergies Babies
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Some Hot Chick Gets Naked By the Pool Video
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This is a Day Dream…
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A Whole Lot of Willa Ford Dressed Like a Slut and Being a Slut and Slut…Slut…Slut
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Jessica Alba Says No To Nudity Because She’s Catholic and Boring
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A Video About Saying Goodbye
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Some Fashion Designer Pays Paris Hilton 2,000,000 Dollars to Sit in the Front Row of Her Show
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Some Jennifer Aniston Sex Scene from a Movie
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Check out this Dickwad
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Some Photobucket Chick Loves Taking Pictures of Herself
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Big Vaginas are the New Small Penis
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Cam With Her Chick Named Carmen Does Halloween Proper
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Some Alessandra Ambrosio at Some Event Hot
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson Could Be Banging
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Some William Shatner Remembering Some 1982 Karate Chop Video Insanity
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Mila Kunis May Be Boring as Shit But She’s Stll Hot
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Some Chick Sunbathing Completely Naked
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Old Tila Tequlia in Playboy when She was 19 Pictures
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Some Photobucket Girl Takes Pictures of her Ass
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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What is Your Favorite Streaking Incident?
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Some Naked Photoshoot Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Download Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Greatest Hits
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Exploited Secretaries is Something We All Like
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Hot Naked Chick By the Water
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2007

31

Oct

I am – Shauna Sand Bending Over of the Day

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Shauna Sand has no ass and that’s the reason why she flaunts her tits everywhere they are go like it’s her last day out with them before they get removed or some shit. I just thought it was because she’s a whore and likes to show off what she thinks are god’s gift to the world, even though got was a $5,000 charge on her credit card. Then I thought maybe she was just a victim of breast implants, where girls who get implants end up going crazy as fuck with their new tits and pull them out everywhere they go, because their relationship is more of one you have with a new car than one you have with your body parts. Now I realize that shit is just a way to divert male attention from the fact that she has no ass at all and she’s more like a hot chick who hangs with fat chicks to make herself look skinnier or like when I go out drinking with bigger drunks than me, because people notice what you want them to.

That said, you all have to realize that today is Halloween, I don’t dress up because I am a downer and find that shit lame and don’t believe in holidays, but I know that if you’re looking for love or to get laid, this is the best time to go for it. All the girls dressed slutty are going to be horny as fuck because dudes have been lookin’ at their asses like they are a brand new fleshlight all day and you already have an opener. All you have to do is go up to whoever it is you’re lookin’ at and comment on their costume, or come up with a costume that you’ve set up to make girls come up to you and talk to you. I know a dude who went as an AIM contact list and had 15 girls lined up to add their contact info on the buddy list. So do something creative and funny and if you follow my advice, you’ll have a great fucking night. But you won’t because you’re just going to stay home and cry yourself to sleep like you do every night, like the poor fucker who takes Shauna Sand home only to realize she’s got kids and when he flips her over to fuck her from behind – that she’s got no ass and will be struggling like he’s on Survivor to get her back on her back so that he can focus on her tits and trick or treat all over her face.


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Shauna Sand Showing Off Her Nipples
Shauna Sand See Through Shirt and Implants
Shauna Sand’s See Through Shirt and Implants Again

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2007

31

Oct

I am – Britney Spears Candid Photos Leaked of the Day

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Some assistant to Britney Spears leaked these candid pictures of Britney drinking and Swimming in Dita Von Teese’s champagne glass and they pretty much suck. When it comes to Britney Spears and her entourage, you’d think that the only thing leaking would be her used up vagina right down her leg, leaving a puddle on the ground for her dogs to lick up when Britney forgets to give them water and they are desperate for survival, kinda like Britney was in her career, but has somehow managed to turn that around with a huge song, ringtone and huge album sales. It’s kinda like she won the lottery. I hate playing the lottery, because it always manages to disappoint, like everything else in my life. That sounded a lot sadder than it actually is but only because I can laugh at my misfortunes.


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Britney Spears Bikini Dance
Britney Spears Cleavage
Britney Spears Vagina Shot
Britney Spears Upskirt Pictures

Posted in:Bra|Britney Spears|Candids|Drunk|Unsorted

2007

31

Oct

I am – Danielle Lloyd’s Halloween Ass of the Day

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I don’t really know if these Danielle Lloyd pictures are new or old, mainly because I don’t spend that much of my time thinking about Danielle Lloyd or following her non-existant career, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t. I am not trying to imply that I’ve got better things to do with my time because I don’t, but I like to think just sitting and staring at the wall is more interesting than keeping tabs on this slut, except that this slut shows up to events the way all girls should show up to events, everyday of the week and all my wall does is stare right back at me.

They say this is her on Halloween, but I wouldn’t be surprised if this was her on everyday of the week, her half naked body is what makes her money, so it’s kinda her job to dress like this, now make it your job to look at it, because we all know it’s better than your last job bagging groceries that you got fired from because it was too complicated for you to figure out. Don’t worry, I don’t think you’re a loser, everyone else probably does, but not me. Cuddles.


Related Posts:

Danielle Lloyd Skis and Bikinis…
Danielle Lloyd’s Hairy Armpits
Danielle Lloyd’s Bikini Ass
Danielle Lloyd Flashes Her Ass

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2007

31

Oct

I am – Danielle Lloyd's Halloween Ass of the Day

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I don’t really know if these Danielle Lloyd pictures are new or old, mainly because I don’t spend that much of my time thinking about Danielle Lloyd or following her non-existant career, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t. I am not trying to imply that I’ve got better things to do with my time because I don’t, but I like to think just sitting and staring at the wall is more interesting than keeping tabs on this slut, except that this slut shows up to events the way all girls should show up to events, everyday of the week and all my wall does is stare right back at me.

They say this is her on Halloween, but I wouldn’t be surprised if this was her on everyday of the week, her half naked body is what makes her money, so it’s kinda her job to dress like this, now make it your job to look at it, because we all know it’s better than your last job bagging groceries that you got fired from because it was too complicated for you to figure out. Don’t worry, I don’t think you’re a loser, everyone else probably does, but not me. Cuddles.


Related Posts:

Danielle Lloyd Skis and Bikinis…
Danielle Lloyd’s Hairy Armpits
Danielle Lloyd’s Bikini Ass
Danielle Lloyd Flashes Her Ass

Posted in:Ass|Danielle Lloyd|Halloween|Lingerie|Slut|Tits|Unsorted

2007

31

Oct

I am – Christina Milian’s Halloween Costume of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Christina Milian in her Halloween costume, because today is Halloween and a time to dress up like an asshole and have a good fucking time doing it, while everyone laughs at each other and you end up going home with the girl dressed like a princess or a dirty cop or a slut to live out some kind of fantasy that on any other day would throw off the girl you’re slamming.

I once asked a girl to dress like an aborted fetus while I dressed up like the “abortion” doctor so that we could live out my abortion fantasy and she wasn’t having it, probably because it was on Valentines Day and because it made her feel uncomfortable, because she had an abortion when she was 17 and never really got over it but I know if I had dropped that shit on her on Halloween, it would have all been gravy, and by gravy I mean fake blood and pussy juice.


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Christina Milian’s Whore Boots
Teri Hatcher Ruins Halloween
Paris Hilton Does Halloween
Tera Patrick’s Halloween Costume Pictures

Posted in:Christina Milian|cleavage|Halloween|Unsorted|Vampire

2007

31

Oct

I am – Christina Milian's Halloween Costume of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Christina Milian in her Halloween costume, because today is Halloween and a time to dress up like an asshole and have a good fucking time doing it, while everyone laughs at each other and you end up going home with the girl dressed like a princess or a dirty cop or a slut to live out some kind of fantasy that on any other day would throw off the girl you’re slamming.

I once asked a girl to dress like an aborted fetus while I dressed up like the “abortion” doctor so that we could live out my abortion fantasy and she wasn’t having it, probably because it was on Valentines Day and because it made her feel uncomfortable, because she had an abortion when she was 17 and never really got over it but I know if I had dropped that shit on her on Halloween, it would have all been gravy, and by gravy I mean fake blood and pussy juice.


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Christina Milian’s Whore Boots
Teri Hatcher Ruins Halloween
Paris Hilton Does Halloween
Tera Patrick’s Halloween Costume Pictures

Posted in:Christina Milian|cleavage|Halloween|Unsorted|Vampire

2007

31

Oct

I am – Audrina Partridge’s Halloween Costume of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Audrina Partridge from some Halloween party dressed like Madonna in the 80s who was apparently some kind of sex symbol at the time, but looking back at it now, definitely wasn’t because she looked like a fucking clown. I know that there are some people who like clowns to juggle at their kid’s parties, even though anyone who becomes a clown is usually a drunken degenerate or a pedophile, making wanting to fuck them a smelly and awkward experience, that probably happens because girls have the weirdest fucking sexual fantasies, like fucking their teachers or bosses, or fucking virgins (which is good news to you), or even fucking their dad’s friends, because there’s power in making someone break the rules for their pussies.

Either way, I am sure she’s a nice person, because with a face like that, she’d have to be, it’s pretty much all she’s got going for her, other than all her money from being on a shitty TV show….that I’d like to wallet fuck even if it meant telling her how beautiful she is everyday. I hear girls like that shit.


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Audrina Partridge in a Bikini
Kristen Cavallari Bikini Pictures
Lauren Conrad’s Got Booze for Her Halloween Party
Lauren Conrad’s Bikini Pictures

Posted in:80s|Audrina Partridge|Halloween|The Hills|Unsorted

2007

31

Oct

I am – Audrina Partridge's Halloween Costume of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Audrina Partridge from some Halloween party dressed like Madonna in the 80s who was apparently some kind of sex symbol at the time, but looking back at it now, definitely wasn’t because she looked like a fucking clown. I know that there are some people who like clowns to juggle at their kid’s parties, even though anyone who becomes a clown is usually a drunken degenerate or a pedophile, making wanting to fuck them a smelly and awkward experience, that probably happens because girls have the weirdest fucking sexual fantasies, like fucking their teachers or bosses, or fucking virgins (which is good news to you), or even fucking their dad’s friends, because there’s power in making someone break the rules for their pussies.

Either way, I am sure she’s a nice person, because with a face like that, she’d have to be, it’s pretty much all she’s got going for her, other than all her money from being on a shitty TV show….that I’d like to wallet fuck even if it meant telling her how beautiful she is everyday. I hear girls like that shit.


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Audrina Partridge in a Bikini
Kristen Cavallari Bikini Pictures
Lauren Conrad’s Got Booze for Her Halloween Party
Lauren Conrad’s Bikini Pictures

Posted in:80s|Audrina Partridge|Halloween|The Hills|Unsorted

2007

31

Oct

I am – Sienna Miller’s Hippie Nipple of the Day

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I hate fucking hippies. I don’t know why because you’d think we’d have a lot in common, like I don’t really wash, it’s too expensive. Everytime I take a shower I end up using half the bar of soap because I have a huge surface area to cover and on this budget, buying a bar of soap every second or third day just isn’t realistic. I don’t really work or conform to the man or whatever the fuck hippies were protesting. I don’t really have a home but feel like I am living in some kind of commune, but that’s only because my wife takes up 3/4 of the couch and eats all my food. I like to get fucked up, I like bush, I like girls who are sexually liberated enough to fuck in front of me and run around naked….but I still hate fucking hippies.

I guess the reason I hate hippies is because they are full of fucking shit. They are happy go lucky fags who want peace in the world while holding hands and singing drug induced songs of gayness and rainbows and other happy colorful hippie bullshit while trying to make a difference in the world. Like putting an end to the war when war is what fuels the economy, controls population and makes rich people richer and for the most part those rich people who were getting richer from the war were the parents of most of these motherfucking protesting hippies. Because poor people have to work, because when you have no money to eat and you’re struggling, you don’t have time to dance around in fields while spending your nights writing poetry or planning protests and when you were poor in the 60s an 70s you were out getting killed in ‘Nam.

The “Man” financed their trips to San Francisco, their Ivy League educations, the communes they were living in and the drugs they were doing, because their parents just thought it was a rebellious phase and that they’d come around eventually, and they did because most of them are now doctors, lawyers and politicians now, living the life they were shitting on when they were in college living like homeless people on a mission, associating with some movement that really meant absolutely nothing because it was just a group of fucking poser rich kids. and it always comes back to rich kids on drugs rebelling against their parents to throw off my fucking day.

Either way, here is Sienna Miller, someone who I think could still be hot if she wasn’t dressed like a fucking homeless bitch hippie for some movie she’s filming, but at least she’s showing her nipple and more people should be doing that.


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Sienna Miller Vagina Pictures
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Sienna Miller Modeling When She Was 17

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