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2007

07

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I tried convincing these two young girls to make out on video last night, I am not talking 6 year old young, I am talking 20 years old young, but they weren’t having it, even though it was their idea in the first place. I was like “let me take your picture for the internet” and they were like do you want a picture of us making out, and I was like if you want…then they realized the internet is a bad place to have pictures like that floating around…so they just walked away. Sluts.

Here are my links….


Aubrey O’Day Looks Like a Pornstar
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Some Whoose Boobs Action – Boob Goblins Edition
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We Know You Love Half Naked Hot Chicks..So Check Out The Digital Darling Contest Results…Because Who Knows Maybe You Went to School With One of these Half Naked Sluts…and They Shot You Down…Now You can Get Your Revenge By Jerking Off To Their Hot Half Naked Slut Pics and Videos
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Tommy Lee Has Public Sex in the Hamptons Cuz He’s Funny
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Britney Spears Hits Taco Bell With Her Ass Exposed
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Lessons You Learn From Porno
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Some Hot Public Flashing Video
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Britney Spears With a See Through Shirt – Bra Exposed
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Big Brother 8 – Jen in a Bikini and Topless and Her Ass
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Girls Of Super Street Part 2
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Vanessa Hudgens Pictures are 100 Percent Real and Lawyers are Out To Clean Up The Mess
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Hot Import Nights in Charlotte Part 2
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Fearne Cotton Shows Off Her Nipples in This See Through Which is Amazing Because I’ve Never Heard of Her…
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Pam Anderson Hits Up The Pages of Russian Marie Claire Because that’s Where’ Her Career Has Taken Her…
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Breast Feeding in Public Video
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Some Nicole Kidman Vaniety Fair Photoshoot
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Lots of Hot Ass at the Games Convention Because Game Companies now Gamers Are Virgins and Chicks is the way to their Wallets
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Pete Doherty Makes His Cat Smoke Crack Cuz He’s an Asshole…
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Kelly Ripa Bent Over Ass is a Little Taste of Heaven for Regis
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Beat Boxing Video Because Beat boxing is Massively Homo and I know you Like that Homo Shit…
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Jodie Marsh Various Topless Photos
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Back To School – How to Take a Shower in a Dorm Room
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Some Chick Named Adele SIlva Posing in Lingerie…
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Some Dance Off Video
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SEXY Japanese Hot Dog Eating Contest That Will Probably Turn You On
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World’s Fastest Snapper is Also World’s Fattest Snapper…Video
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Top 7 Hottest Tennis Players According to Some Pervert Creep
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Clive Owen and Monica Bellucci Sex Scene for you to Jerk Off To
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Keeley Hazell Not Lookin Hot in Her Underwear
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Natalie Portman Will Be Naked in Upcoming Movie…I Think She’s Boring…But Boring Chicks Have Vaginas Too and I LIke Vagina…
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Chloe Sevigny Looks Like a Clown and I Like It….
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Some Interview With Some Slut named Sopia Santi the Porn Star…Because You Care About What She Has to Say…
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Some Jessica Simpson’s Ripped Legs….
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Hilary Duff Partying in Montreal. I was at this Event…But I guess They didn’t Take a Picture of Me Because I was forced to stay in the corner hidden and away from any celebrity..
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Model Named Lisa Marie Schneider VIdeo
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Celebrity Cleavage Showdown – Tara Reid vs Megan Fox
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The 20th Ugly Celebs I’d Still Fuck
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This Dude is Fucking Amazing with his Fingers….
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Lohan Reunites With Her Dad….
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Amateur Titty Flash at the Bar
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Some New J.Lo Video to Bore the Shit Out of You…
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Naked Girls Take a Shower Scene from Some Movie
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Another Britney Spears Upskirt
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Some Hayden Panettiere Photoshoot Pictures
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Carrie Underwood Hot at the L.A.M.B. Show…
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Kevin Costner Makes Some Blogger’s Dream Come True By Sending in a Picture of Him Reading the Site…That Blogger Wasn’t Me…He was Someone Much Smarter Than Me…
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Sneak Preview of Photographer’s Mario Testino’s Book Called Let Me In….
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Sluts Violently Beat Each Other Up on the Beach
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Naked Yoga
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Some Eve’s Got Titties Pictures
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Someone Sent in The Hipster Olympics Video For You to Watch Since I hate Hipsters
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Shia LeBeouf Smokes Cigarettes Because All Fags Smoke…
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Rock of Love “Lacey” and Her Crappy Video
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The New Yeah Yeah Yeahs EP Leak/Download
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Some Girl Shoving Panties in Her Cooter
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This is Where to Find the Sluts in Your Hometown
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Anne Angel and Lacey Joy Riding With They Tits all Out and Shit
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Use this Spray to Get the Sluts You Find in Your Hometown…
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Some Lesbian High Production Porn Site Scored an 80
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Some Bullshit I posted for VH1 Because I thought They’d Make Me Famous But Realize I am just being used….


BONUS – SOME CELEBRITY QUIZ FOR YOU TO PLAY BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO…..
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2007

06

Sep

I am – Jessica Simpson’s Nipples of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Jessica Simpson’s erect nipples because you haven’t seen enough of her tits in her life. She’s like the old porno mag you keep hidden in your closet from when you were 15 that you still take out on special occasions because there’s this one picture that used to drive you nuts when then and you couldn’t let it go, it’s kinda like the closest thing you have to a girlfriend so I understand.

I used to have this fat, ugly, semi-retarded girl who I’d keep on the back burner for a bunch of years. Whenever I needed a good blowjob, I’d reach out to her and she was always willing. She was probably the girl I should have married, but she was far too ugly for me, but the blowjobs were good and sometimes when alone and sad and detoxing a blowjob from a fat chick with an eating disorder was what you needed, it was like she thought it was some kind of chocolate bar or some shit and she didn’t mind when I didn’t shower for weeks because she said it smelled like Salami and she fucking loved Salami.

Here are those Jessica Simpson nipples….to remind you that she’s the celebrity we want to see naked…none of this Vanessa Hudgens naked shit…which by the way are real and throw my theory that all young girls wax their vaginas. (yes that was me trying to do SEO because I figure why the fuck not, everyone else does it and I am tired of being the coolest blog that no one reads…cuddles)


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2007

06

Sep

I am – Jessica Simpson's Nipples of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Jessica Simpson’s erect nipples because you haven’t seen enough of her tits in her life. She’s like the old porno mag you keep hidden in your closet from when you were 15 that you still take out on special occasions because there’s this one picture that used to drive you nuts when then and you couldn’t let it go, it’s kinda like the closest thing you have to a girlfriend so I understand.

I used to have this fat, ugly, semi-retarded girl who I’d keep on the back burner for a bunch of years. Whenever I needed a good blowjob, I’d reach out to her and she was always willing. She was probably the girl I should have married, but she was far too ugly for me, but the blowjobs were good and sometimes when alone and sad and detoxing a blowjob from a fat chick with an eating disorder was what you needed, it was like she thought it was some kind of chocolate bar or some shit and she didn’t mind when I didn’t shower for weeks because she said it smelled like Salami and she fucking loved Salami.

Here are those Jessica Simpson nipples….to remind you that she’s the celebrity we want to see naked…none of this Vanessa Hudgens naked shit…which by the way are real and throw my theory that all young girls wax their vaginas. (yes that was me trying to do SEO because I figure why the fuck not, everyone else does it and I am tired of being the coolest blog that no one reads…cuddles)


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Jessica Simspon at the Airport Pictures
Jessica Simpson Boob Pictures
Jessica Simpson is Rock Solid
Jessica Simpson’s Tits in a Blue Dress Pictures

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2007

06

Sep

I am – Michelle Trachtenberg’s Whore Lipstick of the Day

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So I didn’t give up on the Token Gay Blogger, even though he thought I did. I just overlooked this post of his for a day because I was out getting drunk and I like making people feel insecure about themselves, it usually keeps them on their toes to pump out stronger, better, faster posts that will actually make me famous. So I am still convinced the Gay Blogger is going to make all the difference for me, while Michelle Trachtenberg may be making all the difference for the Jewish girls she used to go to summer camp with….it gives them massive street cred at temple….

Here is his post:

So I was walking down the street today and I noticed there was a lot of traffic, which I thought was strange for the hour of the day. As I kept walking, I came to a crosswalk where there was this homeless guy, standing in the middle of the street directing traffic. Of course he was no good at it because he was homeless, which means he was drunk and/or high and/or crazy and he was causing all kinds of confusion. People were honking at him and screaming and just generally pissed off. But I thought “Good for you Homeless Guy! Grab life by the horns and go for it!� See, he could’ve been like every other homeless person and just sit on the sidewalk and ask for change or play a shitty guitar or paint a shitty painting but no, he wanted to be different so he just jumped in the middle of the road and directed traffic. He is an inspiration to us all.

Which brings me to Miss Tranchtenberg. See, she hasn’t done much since she was on Buffy, sure was in a few episodes of Six Feet Under and a few shitty movies, but she is not doing all that much to separate herself from every other young starlet. So what’s her solution? Putting on whoreish red lipstick? Sorry, sweetheart, Xtina already did it (and she looked a trillion times better too). I think Michelle needs to take some lessons from our homeless friend and do something daring. So, Michelle, wipe off the whore lipstick and do something unexpected.

Like make a sequel to Harriet the Spy.

Smooch!

Julien


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Posted in:Jewish|Michelle Trachtenberg|Red Lipstick|Slut|Unsorted|Whore

2007

06

Sep

I am – Michelle Trachtenberg's Whore Lipstick of the Day

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So I didn’t give up on the Token Gay Blogger, even though he thought I did. I just overlooked this post of his for a day because I was out getting drunk and I like making people feel insecure about themselves, it usually keeps them on their toes to pump out stronger, better, faster posts that will actually make me famous. So I am still convinced the Gay Blogger is going to make all the difference for me, while Michelle Trachtenberg may be making all the difference for the Jewish girls she used to go to summer camp with….it gives them massive street cred at temple….

Here is his post:

So I was walking down the street today and I noticed there was a lot of traffic, which I thought was strange for the hour of the day. As I kept walking, I came to a crosswalk where there was this homeless guy, standing in the middle of the street directing traffic. Of course he was no good at it because he was homeless, which means he was drunk and/or high and/or crazy and he was causing all kinds of confusion. People were honking at him and screaming and just generally pissed off. But I thought “Good for you Homeless Guy! Grab life by the horns and go for it!” See, he could’ve been like every other homeless person and just sit on the sidewalk and ask for change or play a shitty guitar or paint a shitty painting but no, he wanted to be different so he just jumped in the middle of the road and directed traffic. He is an inspiration to us all.

Which brings me to Miss Tranchtenberg. See, she hasn’t done much since she was on Buffy, sure was in a few episodes of Six Feet Under and a few shitty movies, but she is not doing all that much to separate herself from every other young starlet. So what’s her solution? Putting on whoreish red lipstick? Sorry, sweetheart, Xtina already did it (and she looked a trillion times better too). I think Michelle needs to take some lessons from our homeless friend and do something daring. So, Michelle, wipe off the whore lipstick and do something unexpected.

Like make a sequel to Harriet the Spy.

Smooch!

Julien


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Michelle Trachtenberg Shopping With Her Fat Mom
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2007

06

Sep

I am – Duck Doctors of the Day

I am not sure why I am posting this. There are no sluts. There are no homeless people. It’s just a video from a restaurant in China that I thought was fucking strange. To be served by men dressed like doctors seemed like some kind of weird sexual fetish and I was compelled to share it with the world. It’s not to say it’s good or funny or whatever, but I am sure you’ve jerked off to stranger things….so get going and think about how succulent and fatty that duck meat is or maybe you’re more into stuffing the meatless carcass like a turkey…even though it’s a duck because you’re crazy like that. This is some next level porn….Cuddles.

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2007

06

Sep

I am – Britney Spears and Cris Angel are Trash of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Britney with her Magician boyfriend who she is either keeping close incase her career bombs and she needs to pull a Pam Anderson and rely on being the slut in a Magician act, or because she’s lonely and likes the attention. It’s kinda her thing to let dudes use her to get themselves famous…even when they are magicians and for anyone who knows a Magician, they now the best thing to do is keep them as far away from their kids as possible because anyone with so little social skills that they need props to “wow” a room of 10 year olds, is someone who is probably just as likely to try to hide in the girls locker room of the elementary school to sneak a peak.

I got this email from a reader along with these pics of Spears and her Magic Man and figured I’d throw it up because it’s one of those too good to be true situations that I’ve never had because I suck at life and never get any breaks….

Subject: Sleazebag Christmas of the day

Here I was engaged in my usual 5pm routine of drinking cheap, shitty beer and wishing I was any other place besides sitting in front of my computer, when someone knocked on my door.

Reluctantly I got up, a little nervous about the fact that there was still a pretty thick cloud of chronic smoke in front of the door to my filthy, stinking, rathole apartment. Stealthfully, like a drunken ninja, I checked the peephole to see a strange looking guy holding two bottles of liquor. Seems legit to me.

So I opened the door and it turns out the dude is my new next door neighbor, offering to sell me a freshly thieved fifth of Jack for 5 bucks. Now I don’t know where you live, but here in Albuquerque, a bottle of Jack will run you about 20 bucks. Weíre talking cheap ass liquor here, people. So Iím fucking stoked. I nabbed the bottle and retreated into my cave to down a couple of shots. Yeah, pretty ghetto. But you gotta understand I live in a shitty-ass section 8 ex-PJ turned wannabe legit apartment complex. Just check out the fabulous google reviews: Copper Ridge Apartments

So naturally the next order of business is a cigarette back outside on my porch. The neighbor girl opens up her door and comes out, telling me she’s about to move and that sheís stopped taking her meds. I try to contain myself but instinctively I ask if she’s got anything she doesn’t want anymore. She’s like “oh yeah, hold on” and goes back into her apartment and produces two bottles of pills ñ Valium and Ambien. Free of charge, folks. Truly, a Sleazebag Christmas in September…

I’m including these pictures of Britney and Cris Angel here because Britney, when Cris was busy magically cajooling underaged girls with tricks, he probably lived in an even bigger shit hole that I do.

Sincurrrly,

Sean O’Donnell
STEPbrother

As you sit at home practicing your card tricks because it’s your last hope in having any form of social interaction and the hope of possibly impressing a girl enough to have her bang you, I am going to post these pics cuz Britney has a short skirt on and with a short skirt comes endless possibilities beyond just airing out her stank vadge, and since I have no standards, I’d totally do her….


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2007

06

Sep

I am – Rachel Ray and Megan Good See Through Shirts of the Day

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So there’s nothing better than girls who don’t wear bras. I was walking down the street today and saw some bitch who thought she was on the set of Sex in the City, walking her dog in some kind of tube top party dress that exposed a lot of tit and the part that was covered was tight enough and thin enough for me to pretty much see her whole fucking tit. She wasn’t that hot, but the fact that she went in public that slutty without realizing she was being slutty made me happy.

I don’t know who Megan Good is, but she has amazing tits and I am glad she’s showing the to the world. I can’t really say the same thing for Rachel Ray because I know who she is and I don’t find anything worth talking about her, not ever the fact that she has more nipple than tit and that she’s built like the pile of dog shit I almost stepped on last night when drunk, but thank got I got my shit to together, a feeling anyone who has ever fucked her can’t really relate to…..

Here are the hot pics of Megan Good’s See Through Tits..

Here are the not hot pics of Rachel Ray, because to all thing good, we need a little to balance out the bad….and that’s what makes this post so emotionally stable. Cuddles


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2007

06

Sep

I am – Vanessa Hudgens Nude Pictures of the Day

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I just woke up. It is 3:15. I am a fucking bum and will never get ahead…Good thing I realized this a long fucking time ago. Reality is I got fucking drunk last night and recovery time is a lot longer than it used to be.

A while ago, I read Vanessa Hudgens from Highschool Musical had some racy pics hit the net that she took for her lame fucking boyfriend who is a fucking fag or a fag that a PR team is keeping in the closet, like these pictures are porn that a PR team is releasing to make bitch more famous.

The thought of all this makes me want to go to the local ice cream shop and watch teens in their high school uniform eating soft serve.

Here are the nudes – I don’t know how legit they are. But I do know she’s got bush and a woman with bush is a woman for me. I spent most of my night making bets with some asshole I was with as to whether the girls in the bar had bush or not, and if so how it was styled, but when we had to go up and ask to see how close we were to being right, we usually got ignored….I always figured the cast of highschool musical would be bald, I guess if she was in the bar last night, I woulda lost on that one…but if she was in the bar I was in…I probably could have just paid her 5 dollars to show me. I like to stick to classy joints.

UPDATE – HAD TO TAKE THE PICS DOWN CUZ OF HER LAWYERS…..FUCKING CUNT….

Here are some pictures of Vanessa Hudgens at the High School Musical 2 premiere in Australia because this shit is taking over the world like AIDS..


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Posted in:Bush|Naked|Uncategorized|Unsorted|Vanessa Hudgens

2007

05

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I just spent an hour watching some dude and his friend trying to move their couch out of the front door of their apartment building. They couldn’t figure out how to get through and I just stood there and watched like the asshole I am. Every time they got jammed in the corner or had the couch fall on their feet or crush their hands I’d laugh…I knew they weren’t seriously hurt but the fact that they couldn’t figure out that all they had to do was open the “double” door to make carrying out a joke, made laughing at them all make sense.

Either way, here are my links, because I can’t post everything on the internet, so I let other people do it for me. Cuddles

Tyra Banks looks like ET
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J.Lo Naked In a Movie Clip
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Dude with Rubber Legs Kick Boxing…..
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Conan’s Take on Kid’s Nation is “Babies on Cinderblocks”
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Bikes & Babes are Like You and Me…Meant to Be….
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Some Hot Fashion Show Video
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50 Cent Record Pre-Release Download Link….
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VBS and 50 Cent – Part 2
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Spike Jonze and Kanye West – Part 2
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Why Jump When You Can Dive…100 Meter Crash Video
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How Would You Rather…The College Girl Game
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Beowulf trailer with Angelina Jolie full frontal nude
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Some stupid fucking toy from the 50’s that made me laugh
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Nadia Hilton wants to show you her tits
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Some idiot super glues his hands to his cheeks
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Some hermaphrodite that can fuck themselves.
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The Mid West teen sex show
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Some video of Carmen elektra dancing and looking hott
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Maria Sharapove upskirt
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Megan Good see through top
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Keeley Hazell Zoo Magazine pictures
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An Example Why Corporate America is Like Nazi Germany…Southwest Airline Kicks a Bitch Off a Plane for Dressing Like a Whore
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Some chick masterbating and watching porn. Life imitating art, I tell ya.
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How to Ask for a Threesome
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Funny Couple of the Day
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Tommy Lee likes to fuck in public
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Backyard UFC fights
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Brad Pitt is an old fart
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Halle Berry vs Christina Aguilera
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Wrestling chick Christy Hemme naked pics, cause you are a loser who watches wrestling
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Amy Winehouse Performing Because She’s Going to Die Soon
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Kate, Raven and Misty are strip down
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Anetta Keys is your capitain
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Danielle Lloyd has clothes on for once. Her tits are still just as big
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Britney Spears isnt a child abuser afterall. Whoops
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Jude Law got arrested
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Some bitch is suing the dog that leona Helmsley left a bunch of money to. What the fuck is wrong with our world?
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Celebrity Cleavage Showdown
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Girl Beats Up Some Pansy VIdeo
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Some drunk chick wipes out on a boat
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Some BMW neither you nor I will ever be able to afford
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I wanna Bang Elle Macpherson at some Event
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Madonna and Elton John end their bitch fight
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Jerry O’Connell loves Fergie
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Funny Survivor Audition Tape
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Whoopi Goldberg defends dog fighting
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Drew Barrymore makes out with the guy from Die Hard 4
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Kate Moss’ new boyfriend is just as ugly as Pete Doherty, but at least he’s not a crackhead
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Owen Wilson’s family hates Kate Hudson
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Taylor Twins Fucking Around on Bunk Beds in their Underwear to Try To Convince you They are Just a Group of Teens…
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R Kelly’s trial for child porn is delayed again
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Nicole Kidman was engaged to Lenny Kravitz
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The Transformer Dress is Fucking Cool and Shows Me Tits
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Jessica Biel in a latex cat suit
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And the photoshop award of the week goes to….
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Eating disorders are funny, and even more funny when celebrities have them
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Claire Danes is Surprised I am Linking To Her…Since She’s Uselss
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Mariah Carey’s Cleavage
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Some Little Kid Break Dancing
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Who the Hell are the Marchant twins? Who cares, they are half naked
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Drew Barrymore Making Out With the Kid From Dodgeball
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Cop Gets Arrested for Jerking Off on Camera in a Cell
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Some Peeping Tom Sues The Police to Get his Porn Back
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Candice Swanepoel is Some Hot Slut in Lingerie
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Oral Sex Snorkel
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Dwarf With One Leg Sings – Piano Man by Billy Joel
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This Girl Should Have Thought Things Through Before Letting Her Bf Take These Pics
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Watch the Sean O’Donnell Show Because He Reads My Site…
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Bethany Love Gets Creative with Cucumbers….If you know what I mean….
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Kate Beckinsale Gettin’ Punk’d
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The Dude Who Directed Speed Got a Sex Change
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Some Dude’s Sex Tape That He Made With His Chick on Webcam was Leaked to the Internet (NSFW)
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Lookin Good Sweetheart in Her Socks
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Dita Von Tease Topless Picture Action
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Some Weird Girl With Tattoos and Fake Blood Make-Up Naked
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Some Budapest Porn Slut With Big Fake Tits Scores a 78
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Find Pussy in You Hometown….
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Use This Spray to Get Laid with the Pussy You Find in Your Hometown
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