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2007

17

Apr

I am – Makin’ Some Guys Girlfriend Famous of the Day

Sometimes I get email that is actually worth reading because it has semi nude pics of people’s girlfriends asking me to make them famous. I haven’t got one of these in a long time so I figured I should post it.

Jesus my man. I’ve been reading your site everyday for months. I love this shit. Anyway, my girl just decided she wants to start doing porn and I told her there is only one guy you should send your pics to for an honest opinion…the drunken stepfather!! put these pics up if you see fit. her stage name is ryder skye. she’s on myspace too. your the king man….keep doing what your doing!

bob screamer

The lesson learned is that all you have to do to get a post on this site is tell me that you love my shit. I am sure that this motherfucker is writing into every fucking site he can find because he wants to use her porn money on a vacation or to buy himself a new widescreen TV by using the whole “I am cool with you showing the world your cunt, just hook me up with gifts” line.

The other lesson learned is that the second a girl gets fake tits, she becomes a whole new breast-beast wearing low-cut shirts, flashing and asking everyone she knows to feel her new tits, it’s like her whole personality shifts to her tits and some of them decide to show the world what 5,000 dollars saved from a job as a grocery store cashier can do to you by starting a porn site or stripping.

Either way, here are the pics, leave your comments for this dude, and support her porn venture so that “bob screamer” can get himself that motorbike he always wanted. I am always supportive of a girl trying to get ahead in life by taking off her clothes cuz I like naked chicks.

I just made you famous, bitch.

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2007

17

Apr

I am – Makin' Some Guys Girlfriend Famous of the Day

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Sometimes I get email that is actually worth reading because it has semi nude pics of people’s girlfriends asking me to make them famous. I haven’t got one of these in a long time so I figured I should post it.

Jesus my man. I’ve been reading your site everyday for months. I love this shit. Anyway, my girl just decided she wants to start doing porn and I told her there is only one guy you should send your pics to for an honest opinion…the drunken stepfather!! put these pics up if you see fit. her stage name is ryder skye. she’s on myspace too. your the king man….keep doing what your doing!

bob screamer

The lesson learned is that all you have to do to get a post on this site is tell me that you love my shit. I am sure that this motherfucker is writing into every fucking site he can find because he wants to use her porn money on a vacation or to buy himself a new widescreen TV by using the whole “I am cool with you showing the world your cunt, just hook me up with gifts” line.

The other lesson learned is that the second a girl gets fake tits, she becomes a whole new breast-beast wearing low-cut shirts, flashing and asking everyone she knows to feel her new tits, it’s like her whole personality shifts to her tits and some of them decide to show the world what 5,000 dollars saved from a job as a grocery store cashier can do to you by starting a porn site or stripping.

Either way, here are the pics, leave your comments for this dude, and support her porn venture so that “bob screamer” can get himself that motorbike he always wanted. I am always supportive of a girl trying to get ahead in life by taking off her clothes cuz I like naked chicks.

I just made you famous, bitch.

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2007

17

Apr

I am – Britney Spears Upskirt of the Day

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There’s nothing more exciting than seeing a crazy girl who has had 2 babies flashing her panties. Actually, that is a lie, there are a lot of things more exciting that that, but I can’t seem to find them now. Britney’s been getting shit on pretty hard by everyone for the whole being fucking insane but I am okay with it. I am more into a girl who has completely lost her mind because they are usually easy to seduce, not that I’d want to be alone with this psycho for fear of being stabbed, but there’s no harm in thinking about it…

I was talking about Britney earlier today with some homeless motherfucker who seems to think she’s fucked up. I think being called insane by a guy who smears his shit all over bus shelters every night at 4 am is probably a bad sign. I told him that this was a whole scheme for her comeback, but he seemed to think that her little girl fans were probably scared of her, before showing me pictures he had taken of his shitty bus shelter art. If he is right than seeing her slutting out on stage probably won’t happen unless that stage is in a mental institution and it’s for their Christmas pageant. Either way, I don’t care, as long as her demise involves lots of nudity, upskirts, sex tapes and throwing her feces at the paparazzi because feces is the theme of this post.

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2007

17

Apr

I am – Jessica Alba Loves Her Dog of the Day

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Here are some pics of Alba making out with her dog, so I guess it’s pretty clear that Jessica Alba loves her dog more than she loves you. That’s not saying much, since she doesn’t know you and never will but that doesn’t change the fact that there’s not much more exciting than seeing a girl with her dog, mainly because you know that the dog has seen her in every compromising position possible. I am talking taking a shit, getting fucked, changing her tampons, pretty much everything you’d want to see this bitch do. The other hot thing is that this dog, if he is a smart dog has also eaten a pair of her dirty panties, made her clean up its shit and more importantly sniffed her crotch and maybe even raided the bathroom garbage for used maxi pads, not that Alba uses pads, but it’s a hot fantasy if you are me.

I like a girls relationship with her dog. They hug them, they kiss them, and if they are more experimental, they let them lick their peanut butter covered boxes. I got a girl on webcam last week who had a dog. She wanted to show me how big her dogs dick was, so she basically jerked him off for me. It was pretty fucking disgusting and funny at the same time, but when I saw the fucker cum all over the computer, I kinda lost my appetite.

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2007

17

Apr

I am – Kim Kardashian Wears a Bra of the Day

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I thought about Kim Kardashian when I was taking a shit today. Not because she’s brown and bangs brown people in shitty movies that we thought would be amazing but couldn’t jerk off to because she sucked, but because she was pissed on and piss is one step away from scat and my toilet is totally into scat, it loves it when I shit in its mouth.

There is no denying that she has fat tits and even though I don’t think big tits make a woman worth banging, my friend does. He ignores when a bitch is 50 lbs overweight just because he wants to play with her tits. I can only assume you’re the same way. It’s a whole beggars can’t be chooser situation, where you are the beggar and realized that fat chicks are pretty easy and despite being disgusted by them, you just stare at their huge tits and focus on finishing as soon as you can so you can go home and get back to play your video games

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2007

17

Apr

I am – Fran Drescher Wears a See-Through Shirt and Leather Pants of the Day

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I know you used to jerk off to Fran Drescher when she was on The Nanny. You were into her laugh and used to close her eyes and pretend it was her cumming. I guess that in retrospect you regret this because you realize she’s a tranny and is packin a cock. That makes you gay, homo. Either way, I know she claimed that she had vagina cancer a few years ago and in reality it was testicular, that may be in bad taste, but I guess that’s what I do here.

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2007

17

Apr

I am – America’s Next Top Model’s Melrose Tits of the Day

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So you hate me for bringing my political views to the site, at least you emailed me telling me that you did and that’s okay because since this is my site I can write whatever I want and whether it’s saying the war in Iraq is a hoax or saying that Bush should be indicted for being a criminal or if I write about how I like to watch girls shower, it is my right to do that and your allowed to not visit me. I will miss you. What it comes down to is that I am luckier than you because no one takes the fucking time to read your emails or myspace blogs, while 20 people read mine. Jealous?

This is a picture of Melrose from America’s Next Top Model showing her tit, I don’t watch the show more than my stepdaughters make me because the Tyra slut annoys me with her stupid speeches, but models are hot, even if when they are kicked off that stupid show, especially when they are showing off their tits.

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2007

17

Apr

I am – America's Next Top Model's Melrose Tits of the Day

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So you hate me for bringing my political views to the site, at least you emailed me telling me that you did and that’s okay because since this is my site I can write whatever I want and whether it’s saying the war in Iraq is a hoax or saying that Bush should be indicted for being a criminal or if I write about how I like to watch girls shower, it is my right to do that and your allowed to not visit me. I will miss you. What it comes down to is that I am luckier than you because no one takes the fucking time to read your emails or myspace blogs, while 20 people read mine. Jealous?

This is a picture of Melrose from America’s Next Top Model showing her tit, I don’t watch the show more than my stepdaughters make me because the Tyra slut annoys me with her stupid speeches, but models are hot, even if when they are kicked off that stupid show, especially when they are showing off their tits.

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2007

16

Apr

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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People don’t like my political view. I wrote a rant about what I think and decided not to post it. The school killings are disgusting and so is the person responsible. Just because I think the U.S.A. is completely fucked doesn’t mean I don’t blame the psycho or that I don’t feel for the victims and families of the victims and all the kids who were at school that day. It is really upsetting to me to think that some asshole has the power to destroy the life of some college kid who was just going to class on Monday morning still recovering from some frat party where he had the time of his fucking life while girls pulled some Girls Gone Wild shit. So don’t try to fuck with my compassion asshole. Now, here are my links.

Fergie’s Church Outfit
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Will Ferrell in Some Weird Viral Video That Will Make You Laugh
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Kylie Minogue Modeling Her Swimwear Collection
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Britney is Making a Mockery of Herself I am Not Sure Why But It Turns Me On
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Lohan is a Liar, Too Many Words for Me To Know Why, But You Can Read It If Your Are Bored
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Nikola’s Birthday Bash in Pictures…Sleazy Pictures
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Some Weird Vagina Fun on Japanese TV
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Beyonce is in Japan Performing in a Short Skirt
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The Many Faces of Pam Anderson
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Three Titted Porn
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Alessandra Ambrosio Turns 26 and Eats Cake
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Hot Breast Feeding Video
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Monique Alexander is the New Debbie in Debbie Does Dallas…Again. Here are Her Pics
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Hong Kong Film Awards Pics
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Milkin and Elephant
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More Pam Anderson Bikini Pics
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Diora Baird Topless in FHM
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Stacy Keibler In Lingerie
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Josie Maran Posing
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Sienna Miller Picks Her Nose
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Drunk Driving Strippers
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Britney in a Leotard, Leg Warmers and Cowboy Boots, A Total Fetish of Mine
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Some Girl Named Jana Ina
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Abi Titmuss Tit Slip
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Wifey the Cop Video, She’s Some Old Big Titted Internet Pornstar
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I like a Man Who Can Fiddle
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Some Polaroid Tit Flashing Project
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Britney Taking a Dump
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Stacy Keibler Bikini Video
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Bad Figure Skating Accident
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Top 10 Nude Scenes in Movies
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2007

16

Apr

I am – Jessica Alba Leaving the Gym of the Day

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I just heard about the Virginia Tech shooting where 22 people were killed. I just want to say that despite how much I say I hate you fuckers, I seriously hope this didn’t directly affect any of you. My heart goes out to all the families and people involved. I hate this school shooting bullshit. I don’t understand why people are still able to get guns, why schools haven’t figured out safety measures to prevent this, why people like this aren’t locked up, why Bush is spending all of America’s money being a cowboy in the middle east, what until his administration blames terrorism to distract all you idiots from all the problems you have at home. You should be able to go to work, school, the movies, out to dinner, shopping, without having to dodge bullets….

Society is really fucked up and I’m going to keep spreading my word as well as posting pics of Alba leaving the gym all sweaty and showing the band of her underwear that she shouldn’t be wearing if she wants to impress me, because somethings in this life aren’t so bad.

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