Here are some pictures of Mena Suvari shopping. She played the Alien from American Pie because of her big forehead and downs syndrome face. I haven’t seen her around much lately, but that could be because I don’t live in LA. I barely watch movies and I only have on channel that always plays CSI, but I am sticking to the fact that she’s been doing nothing, but reality is that she probably has been out partying and shit, but no one took the time to care. She’s no Tara Reid.

I read that it’s her 28th birthday today. She’s old and washed up and that’s ok, I’d still rub one out on her face if I could. The reason I am posting these pics is because of her stance. Bitch is bending over like a stripper does at the end of her stage show to pick up her purse, and by purse I mean purse, I wasn’t making reference to pussy. But yeah, she’s got the seductive, I’m not that hot and I want you to pay me ten dollars for a lap dance look and I am kinda digging it.

I think it’s only because I quit going to strippers 2 weeks ago, because my lawyer who was financing our nights felt it was degrading to women and a waste of our time, but Mena brought back some of the memories….I think I could just be in withdrawl….Either way, these pics aren’t explicit, but she’s in a hot position…and that’s good enough for you, isn’t it. Sick-O.

Happy Birthday slut….Since it’s friday and I am exhausted – Here’s a link to her “Out of this World” ass in Stretch Pants… GOGO

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This is how desperate I am right now. I am horribly hungover and I haven’t got anything to write about. I came across pictures of Hayden’s Barely There bra and was all like, I guess I should post this.

I have nothing else to say about this, other than I did it all for you cuz I know the only women’s panties you’ve ever seen have been in your mom’s dirty laundry hamper when you used to sneak into her room and jerk off while sniffing them. Desperate times call for desperate measures type of thing, if the only accessible vagina or the only woman who talks to you in your mom then your options are limited. No one is judging, at least that’s what we tell you…pervert.

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These hit the internet yesterday but I had to post them because Britney looks like a clown, but still takes the time to put on a nice fresh pair of designer underwear. I would have thought that in her drunken stupor that has been the last 6 months of her life, putting on a fresh pair of panties would be on low priority. I can’t help but look at these pictures and think to myself how badly her vagina must smell, even in these new panties. She looks like she hasn’t showered for days and she has to be one of the worst lollipop suckers I’ve ever seen. That girls sucking on a lollipop is fucking cliche, but still normally sexy as hell, and Britney has gone and ruined that for me too.

All this to say, I’d still bang her, but I have no standards, and her coat makes her look like a street whores and street whores always have a warmspot in my heart and in their pants if you’ve got 40 dollars to drop.

Bonus – Lollipop Picture Sexier than Britney’s Lollipop Pictures (It’s from Vice, I Hate Vice, I don’t Know How It Ended Up on My Computer)

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Brittany Murphy’s highlight of her career was when she spat on her hand in 8-mile to lube herself up right before Eminem raw dogged her. My stepdaughters went through a black phase and my wife bought them that DVD for Christmas. The reason I say that was her highlight of her career is because it’s the only thing I remember her ever doing, except I kinda remember she was doing Ashton Kutcher for a while before he left her for the old lady. What it comes down to is that she’s pretty useless. Like this post…

The reason I am posting these pics is because she is doing ballet and ballet dancers are fuckin’ sluts. I am probably not really an expert on this shit, but when I was living at a halfway house I met this eastern european coke fiend who was classically trained ballerina. Every night different men would be coming in and out of her room and she just loved getting fucked. She had a intensity that only communist Russia can give a person and when she’d walk around in her little ballet outfit and shoes and talk about her trainer who used to make her stand on her toes for hours naked while he jerked off, I couldn’t help but love the commitment and discipline that made her compulsive in her drinking, drugs, eating and sex. She was the greatest dominatrix I ever knew and unfortunately for all of us, Brittany Murphey looks like a boring, knock-off, ditch pig of a ballerina compared to my girl Olga. I wonder where she is now.

If you’re Lookin’ for Some Hot Ballet Pics, Click This Link GOGO

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So the video is starting to hit the internet pretty fucking quick, which is what was expected. When I posted this story the other day, everyone started sending in emails to me asking for clips and by everyone I mean one of my readers but since there are only 10 of you, 1 email holds lots of fucking weight, a lot like Kardashian’s fat titties and ass. I told that person that things would start to hit by friday and I was right, it’s all basic marketing, something I have no concept of, since I only have 10 readers. That’s not really the point, the point is that I was drinking scotch all night and I am writing this with one eye shut to focus on the screen. I am excited for the weekend cuz I am tired of looking at this fucking screen…Especially now that I’ve seen bitch’s floppy tits and getting fucked like it was the Nature Channel. It is 5 am and this is my only post tonight. Don’t blame me, blame the booze cuz I need sleep motherfuckers.

If the videos are taken down overnight, here’s where I got them from…I like to call them Kim Kardashian, Makin’ Daddy Proud….

PacoPorn
Kim K Uncensored Sample
Kim K Fuck Video Preview

LiveLeak.com
Kim K Uncensored Sample
Kim K Fuck Video Preview

Rapidshare:
An uncensored sample of the tape. (30 seconds)
Fuck video preview (29 seconds)

Bonus – Some TMZ Shit…

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So the video is starting to hit the internet pretty fucking quick, which is what was expected. When I posted this story the other day, everyone started sending in emails to me asking for clips and by everyone I mean one of my readers but since there are only 10 of you, 1 email holds lots of fucking weight, a lot like Kardashian’s fat titties and ass. I told that person that things would start to hit by friday and I was right, it’s all basic marketing, something I have no concept of, since I only have 10 readers. That’s not really the point, the point is that I was drinking scotch all night and I am writing this with one eye shut to focus on the screen. I am excited for the weekend cuz I am tired of looking at this fucking screen…Especially now that I’ve seen bitch’s floppy tits and getting fucked like it was the Nature Channel. It is 5 am and this is my only post tonight. Don’t blame me, blame the booze cuz I need sleep motherfuckers.

If the videos are taken down overnight, here’s where I got them from…I like to call them Kim Kardashian, Makin’ Daddy Proud….

PacoPorn
Kim K Uncensored Sample
Kim K Fuck Video Preview

LiveLeak.com
Kim K Uncensored Sample
Kim K Fuck Video Preview

Rapidshare:
An uncensored sample of the tape. (30 seconds)
Fuck video preview (29 seconds)

Bonus – Some TMZ Shit…

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I went to my neighbor’s house to watch the Anna Nicole Smith coverage, I am not really happy with the way it’s being done. They are showing clips of her drunk and talking about how she embarrassed herself over and over again. She’s dead, why bother draggin her through the mud now. I am interested in knowing what happened just as much as the rest of the world, but talking about how fucked up her life was is pretty fucking useless at this point. My initial thought was that her “husband” and lawyer was behind her death, maybe he reached his limit with dealing with her shit and saw it as a meal ticket, but everyone I ask seem to think that theory is insane. I guess the mix of trimspa, anti-depressants and the other shit she’s put herself through over the years could also have destroyed her heart but it doesn’t really matter, she’s dead and people do die.

Part of me wants to take advantage of the situation and post nude pics and videos from her career, but I just can’t bring myself to do it. I refuse to talk shit about someone who has died especially when they were as harmless to the world as Anna Nicole Smith….

Here are my links:

Bonus – Video I’ve Seen Before But Never Gets Old…Even Though I think It’s Fake

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I just heard she died. Death Sucks. That’s all I have to say about that…

Story GO

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Kim Kardashian is out at some fashion show is some purple form fitting dress that is so stretched out because they don’t make it in her size and you’re not complaining. Either am I, Trannies can look hot especially when they have huge tits…..

I was watching a documentary on Hookers in Hawaii a while ago and I was totally into one hooker but she turned out to be a post op tranny. I can bet money that you wouldn’t have been able to tell the difference, and I didn’t realize she was a tranny or that it was a Tranny Documentary until the tranny asks the John what he wants to do to her and the John says “Suck your fucking dick” and he Tranny says “What if I don’t have a dick” and the John says “then fuck your fucking ass” and the Tranny gets in the car and we later find out that she had her full operation in Canada two years earler and that she has a clit that is pink and that was a great cinematic moment in American History…Anyway, Kim Kardashian is that kind of tranny…and here are pics of her in a bra….and for the record there is such thing as too much of a waist to hip ratio….according to me.

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Here are pics of Britney at the grocery store, probably the last place she should be hanging out based on the current state on her fat ass.

Point is, that I may comment on Britney’s ass but I get my share of comments making me a lot like Britney Spears and the idiots writing into me are a lot like me commenting on Britney’s ass. This is an email that I got….It’s a pretty hard read cuz the girl who wrote it is obviously retarded but still funny.

Hello,

Wow..ok. Is that all yu comment on..female innadequacies…figures..and/or the lack thereof?

You seem to be slightly angry..yur comments..and most of what yu emulate..from the short perusal on yur website..there is indeed an inderlying ..resentment and/or anger that permeates… . .

Why else would one spend quite a bit of time critiquing as yu do…

You say yu are overweight.. .

It has been my observation that plp with weight issues tend to project this hatred of themselves unto the world and other people.. . Maybe..let’s say..as yu do..by critiquing… .

Well..I wish yu all the best ..and indeed..i might be extrapolating and assuming alot..and so be it.. .

I wish yu all the best and good luck with all yur current and futur endeavours.

Lorna

Thanks Lorna for your amazing insight….Point is that I may dis these girls, but I’d still fuck all of them, but I have no standards and no working penis, which could be the source of all that anger you read in my posts…..Now look at Britney’s fat ass….

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