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2007

08

Feb

I am – Kirstie Alley Ate Her Way To the Top of the Day…

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This bitch is huge. I am talking one step away from fitting in my wife’s panties huge. I’m talking buying two plane tickets to fit in the seat huge. I am talking if this was that movie ALIVE she’d be the one to feed the camp….for 15 years….I can’t believe this thing got in a bikini on Oprah, she should probably have been wearing a rain coat so that we could take her camping and use her as a tent. It’s late I have no more stupid fat person analogies but I had deja vu watching fat man small penis porn the other day. The dude had a burried dick and was trying to titty fuck some heft girl. I felt like I had seen it before then I realized that it was the story of my life 10 years ago when I got laid…True story now laugh at Kirstie Alley cuz it’s fun.

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2007

08

Feb

I am – Mickey Avalon Gets Girls Peeing Down Under….

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Mickey Avalon is in Australia and I decided to do a post a day for them because I wish I was on the trip. I have never spoke to him or seen him live but have a feeling that he’s the kind of performer that gets girls to do fucked up things behind/on stage and I am a fan of that. I am not actually all about objectifying women, like most lesbians who read the site thing, but I am a dude and in being a dude, seeing half naked girls makes me happy.

These pics are of some Australian sluts peeing on the site of the road and it’s fucking amazing….

To see the rest of the gallery GO GO

To check out Mickey Avalon’s Amazing Music GO GO

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2007

08

Feb

I am – Nicole Richie is a Needy Bitch of the Day

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Nicole Richie is either clinging onto whoever she is with all her life,or chatting on her phone in every picture taken of her. She can never be alone. Maybe she needs the constant reassurance that someone is there for her because her mother abandoned her as a baby. Maybe that’s also why she had a drug problem, went through tons of relationships, emotionally ate herself into a size 16 and then starved herself to 80 lbs…I am not a psychiatrist but I can say that it’s safe to say her “Futuer” sister-in-law looks like she was punched in the face a few times by her Good Charlotte fiance, it’s also safe to say that he is probably only punk rock enough to beat up his wife…If that didn’t come across proper, I am saying he’s not punk rock, he’s a pussy and these are the dull pics…

Bonus – Paris Hilton Always Looks Like She’s Riding a Pony and I don’t Know Why, Maybe She’s Airing Out Her Herpes….

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2007

08

Feb

I am – Kate Winslet is No Longer a Sex Symbol of the Day

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Remember when you used to jerk off to screepcaps from Titanic. Telling yourself that this chubby big breasted redhead was all you wanted. Looking at her bush pics from that other movie she was in. Telling yourself that she was all you needed until you busted all over your belly, embarrassing your whole family cuz you did it at thanksgiving when you thought everyone was asleep but didn’t realize your squealing woke the family up…..and they were watching you reach climax in shame….

Either way, I think this pic proves a point I’ve been trying to make for a long time….Kate Winslet ain’t nothing but a mom you don’t really want to fuck except for maybe wallet fuck cuz she’s got a pretty decent bank account that could support your lame lifestyle of sitting on the computer all day, over-achiever…….

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2007

07

Feb

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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There is a shitty video site that I had never heard of but uploaded the clip to anyway that deleted my StepTV Bathtub Clip this is the email I got from them:

Hello

That was an automatic message… which is posted when we disable your video.

It happened because You’ve uploaded video to wrong category, namely You’ve selected to “Upload toSmoothie Contest”, whereas
Your video wasn’t dedicated for it.

Try to be more accurate next time.

Thank You for information and understanding.

Bye

These guys are serious fucking cocksuckers…speaking of cocksucking, I was talking to a girl today who gives her husbands handjobs. Is this a normal thing to do, cuz it’s bringing back memories of grade 5…Bitch probably has a strong arm…

Here are my links…

Someone Playing With Britney Spears’ Underwear…This May Be a Post Tomorrow…
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I haven’t Left the House in a Couple of Days – Good Morning Sunshine…
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Women’s Naked Wrestling League Video
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Jessica Simpson Elle Magazine Spread Lookin’ Good
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Weird Artistic Aria Giovanni Pics
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Penthouse Pet of the Year Pics
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Leeann Tweeden in FHM Lookin Hot
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Tyra Banks is Fat and Posing
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Some LeeLee Sobieski Pics to Remind You Who She Is…
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Massively Gay Video of the Day
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Allison and Kate Lesbian Action
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Teenage Pregnancy Home Birth Video. This is Nature, Bitch…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Hot Alba Pics of the Day
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Some Crackhead Dancing Like a Crackhead
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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass After A Date With PhotoShop
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Fat Chick Doing the Crackhead Dance
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I like the way these dudes dance, but it looks stupid to the song, cuz dude can’t edit for shit…
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One of my readers draws amputee porn, glad I cater to such a normal group
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Hot Naked Chick Named Aline
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Penelope Cruz’s Friend’s Ass
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This guy sent in pics of some fat whore in comic form, he started his site, I said I’d link him, so I am …
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Adrianne Curry May be an Idiot But She Takes a Good Picture…SLUT
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Lucy Pinder in Black Heels
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This is my last Crackhead Dance Video
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Some Frat Boy Doing Ballet in a Mask Cuz He’s Lame
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Tila Tequila Nude Pics From God Knows Where
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Nickey Hilton is Disgusting
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Cam Girl Dancing A Fool In Her Underwear for Her Webcam – this is starting to get old….but dancing naked girls are dancing naked girls …
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Jessica Biel’s Huge Muscular Ass
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Vice Started a TV Station – Here’s David Cross Talking About his Tattoos. Someone Told me He’s Funny…
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Anna Paquin See-Through Dress
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Sex Comes to Those Who Spray – Just Ask Science…
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2007

07

Feb

I am – Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape of the Day

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Paris’s Armenian bodyguard/sidekick/personal assistant who only dates black dudes because they are the only ones with dicks big enough to get through her thick piece of Armenian ass has a sex tape out. She’s been denying this shit for month’s since it hit the net, but that’s just what people do when they release sex tapes, because it makes it more believable that it’s really “stolen”. This shit is being released by vivid, and the slut is all over the fucking place now, doing magazine covers, trying to be seen. I am not sure what she’s expecting from all this, but let’s hope it’s a career doing BBW porn.

I guess what it all comes down to is that she has daddy issues. He was always working on his career and on the OJ Simpson case when she was growing up, then he died. This is her cry for male attention so let’s try to mend her pain by laughing at how big her saucer sized nipples on her floppy tits are. I guess it could also be a peer pressure thing, everyone she hangs with seems to be a piece of trash with a sex tape. Maybe sex tapes are the new Louis Vuitton purse. This sex tape shit’s just going to get more and more intense over the next year, as people figure out how easy it is to get 100,000,000 eyes on you, until we’re all bored of seeing you fuck. So celebrities without sex tapes better get on it.

This post is weak, but so am I….and so is the fact that she talks exactly like Paris. It kinda scares me lots.


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Kim Kardashian – Superstar

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2007

07

Feb

I am – Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape of the Day

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Paris’s Armenian bodyguard/sidekick/personal assistant who only dates black dudes because they are the only ones with dicks big enough to get through her thick piece of Armenian ass has a sex tape out. She’s been denying this shit for month’s since it hit the net, but that’s just what people do when they release sex tapes, because it makes it more believable that it’s really “stolen”. This shit is being released by vivid, and the slut is all over the fucking place now, doing magazine covers, trying to be seen. I am not sure what she’s expecting from all this, but let’s hope it’s a career doing BBW porn.

I guess what it all comes down to is that she has daddy issues. He was always working on his career and on the OJ Simpson case when she was growing up, then he died. This is her cry for male attention so let’s try to mend her pain by laughing at how big her saucer sized nipples on her floppy tits are. I guess it could also be a peer pressure thing, everyone she hangs with seems to be a piece of trash with a sex tape. Maybe sex tapes are the new Louis Vuitton purse. This sex tape shit’s just going to get more and more intense over the next year, as people figure out how easy it is to get 100,000,000 eyes on you, until we’re all bored of seeing you fuck. So celebrities without sex tapes better get on it.

This post is weak, but so am I….and so is the fact that she talks exactly like Paris. It kinda scares me lots.


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Kim Kardashian – Superstar

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2007

07

Feb

I am – Lohan’s Friend’s Upskirt Pics of the Day

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These pics don’t even look like Lohan, because they aren’t her. They are her friend that are with her, but I wrote this thinking it was her….

I have kind of given up on stalking her , so I haven’t paid much attention to her weight gain. When I found out she went to rehab, I was disgusted, because I like my girls to be addicted to drinking, drugs and anal sex. There’s nothing interesting about dating a person fresh out of rehab because they are boring, drink a lot of coffee, smoke a lot of cigarettes and feel sorry for themselves for the next 20 years until they relapse. Lucky for me, I am pretty sure Lohan will be back to huffin’ yay off cocks in the public bathroom of the local gas station, she’s just got to go through her money first.

I was going to write about is how I think I see a shit stain on her panties, but I realized that when your diet consists of cocaine and energy drinks, your shit doesn’t leave stains it just burns holes….If she was a real addict this shit would be green, bloody and dirty like something you’d find in the back alley abortion clinic after a busy day….I guess when you’re a celebrity addict you can afford to change your panties and still get your fix. Finding out these weren’t pics of her made me sad. I think the stalking is going to start up again soon, and maybe next time bitch can make a comeback with a little less of her friend’s panties and a lot more of her box.



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2007

07

Feb

I am – Lohan's Friend's Upskirt Pics of the Day

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These pics don’t even look like Lohan, because they aren’t her. They are her friend that are with her, but I wrote this thinking it was her….

I have kind of given up on stalking her , so I haven’t paid much attention to her weight gain. When I found out she went to rehab, I was disgusted, because I like my girls to be addicted to drinking, drugs and anal sex. There’s nothing interesting about dating a person fresh out of rehab because they are boring, drink a lot of coffee, smoke a lot of cigarettes and feel sorry for themselves for the next 20 years until they relapse. Lucky for me, I am pretty sure Lohan will be back to huffin’ yay off cocks in the public bathroom of the local gas station, she’s just got to go through her money first.

I was going to write about is how I think I see a shit stain on her panties, but I realized that when your diet consists of cocaine and energy drinks, your shit doesn’t leave stains it just burns holes….If she was a real addict this shit would be green, bloody and dirty like something you’d find in the back alley abortion clinic after a busy day….I guess when you’re a celebrity addict you can afford to change your panties and still get your fix. Finding out these weren’t pics of her made me sad. I think the stalking is going to start up again soon, and maybe next time bitch can make a comeback with a little less of her friend’s panties and a lot more of her box.



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2007

07

Feb

I am – Serena Williams Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Serena Williams is a man in a bikini and it probably turns you on.

The reality is that I know this story all too well and this is how it goes…Her dad was a groundskeeper at the local tennis club who had big dreams of going pro. He had 2 boys and put some tennis racket he found trash in their hands before they could walk. For the next 8 years he started training them after hours at the club he worked at. He put them in a few competitions realized that they weren’t strong enough players and figured his only chance was to enroll them in the lady league. I am talking some “Ladybugs” shit, only in this case daddy started young, jacked their gatorade with estrogen and eventually their penises shriveled up into big clits they grew some titties and always kept their solid muscle tone…Now they are tennis heroes in the lady league and here they are wearing bikinis cuz I guess they think they are really girls.

I guess none of this is 100 percent fact, but people generally don’t like admitting this shit, it could ruin them, but I think the pics speak for themselves….I’d tell you to decide – but your opinion means nothing to me today…maybe that will change tomorrow….

I don’t know when these pics were taken, but does it really matter, you shouldn’t even be lookin at them Gay Lord.

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